"Why Hillary Lost" - HuffPo Publishes Stunning "Premature Obit" For Hillary Campaign

Tyler Durden's picture

If Hillary ends up losing in November, The Huffington Post admits that "journalists" in the mainstream media will not be able to bear the thought that it was in any way her fault.  The years of endless scandals from Whitewater, through Travelgate, "sniper fire" in Bosnia, Benghazi, deleted emails, pay-for-play at the Clinton Foundation, etc. couldn't possibly be to blame.  And certainly, Hillary's "medical episode couldn't be the reason that voters turned on her, right?  Lets just ignore this pesky little tracking poll from the LA Times.



So, for the fearful mainstream media that is losing sleep over how they're going to explain a Hillary loss, despite their best efforts to protect her, the Huffington Post offers up the following 9 scapegoats:

HuffPo List


We would have thought the Russians would have made the top of the list.  Better luck next time.  And poor James Comey, after doing everything possible to run interference, like granting immunity to tech guys and dumping FBI reports on the media late on a Friday before Labor Day (nothing to see here), he still gets blamed.  Poor guy can't catch a break.

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KimAsa's picture

What, no bobble head, brain freeze short circuits?

nuubee's picture

She lost because she's a congenital liar.

nope-1004's picture

Aside from losing, bitch needs to hang.

MillionDollarBonus_'s picture

Trump should be forced to step down because of his suspected collusion with Russia. It's a serious national security threat! Russia is our number one enemy, and we may end up with a Russian spy in the oval office! How can anyone think it's ok for him to run at this point?


BabaLooey's picture


That's what you and your asinine posts are - laughable.

J S Bach's picture

Why would the "medical episode" be such a turning issue for the fence-sitters?  A truly civic minded person would be concerned mainly with the substance of a candidate's positions.  Once again, the insanity of letting every featherless biped vote is glaring.

nuubee's picture

Because she just got done claiming publicly that her health was fine, and that anyone questioning her health is a conspiracy theorist... then she convulses on camera on 9/11 just a few days after her tonight show appearance.

Basically she was publicly revealed as a total liar by the health episode in NY.

Stuck on Zero's picture

Blame it on the "vast right-wing conspiracy."

Chris Dakota's picture
Chris Dakota (not verified) Stuck on Zero Sep 20, 2016 12:49 PM

Everyone including all lying online Astrologers said Hillary will be President, Trump doesn't have a chance.


I said this back in March 2016

Chris Dakota Winston Smith 2009 Mar 17, 2016 4:28 PM

Hillary Clinton will not be President, I don't even think she will be the nominee.

There is nothing in her chart to suggest either.

Bernie Sanders does not have the chart to win or is he deeply tied to the US chart, maybe to Israel

but not America.


Trump will be President, he has his Ascendant conjunct the Royal Regulus fixed star.

Now by progression his Sun conjuncts his Ascendant and Regulus, which is why his people often

call him the Lion. Why he wears the lions mane and eyebrows. Ascendant is how we appear to the


His descendant conjuncts the US Moon, he is very close to the American people and homeland.

His Sun/Moon is conjunct US Ascendant and descendant, destiny and 911/Saturn event.

This is a Uranus/Pluto election like 1933 was, but this passes and January 2017 Donald J. Trump puts

his hand on the bible.

thesonandheir's picture

10. The Muslim vote she tried so desperately to win over blew up in her face.

Manthong's picture

Dead Twat Walking.

froze25's picture

You guys have to check out this last Hillary "Rally" video that infowars just put out. The Hillary Clinton people and thier MSN cheerleaders claimed to fill the room to capisity they are lucky if they had over 100 people, had to bus in HS students to make it look like people actually went to it. Info wars did a great job getting the footage. https://youtu.be/e5oHjHoIY6Y

jeff montanye's picture

thank you for the link.  looks like hillary clinton's appearance at temple university (philly) was in front of a high school field trip audience with only l.m. (legacy, loser, lame, lying media) invited.  

no real surprise but the documentation thickens.

archon's picture

Don't forget racism and homophobia...  "She lost because all those gun-and-religion-clinging racists hate the first black president", and "All the middle class white protestant homophobes couldn't get over their old-fashioned values and vote for a lesbian..."

bamawatson's picture

you put your finger on it
very probing comment

Manthong's picture

The great thing about lies is that non-demented bad guys trip themselves up.


The bad thing about lies with psychopaths is that they never trip themselves up because they inculcate lies as their truth..  i.e. Hillary… Bill.. Obama et al.

The Saint's picture
The Saint (not verified) Manthong Sep 20, 2016 6:16 PM

And yet, someone other than Chelsea, Bill and her mom (she doesn't really have an earthly mother does she?) will vote for her.  Who that person will be is anybody's guess.



Ex-Oligarch's picture

When it comes to Hillary, I sincerely doubt anyone wants to put their finger on it, let alone probe it.

Manthong's picture

Well, WTF?

Why wouldn’t the plebes just accept the dictate that fiat has no value and it will cost you big time to try and save  for future investment, so go out and spend like maniacs with unlimited EBT cards  because it is good for the overlords who rule the economy?

It is so cool knowing what those F’s are going to do, but I only wish I could nail down the time line.

Maybe it does not matter to me anymore,, I am secure… …. NOT….. there are still the kids to consider

Manthong's picture

gee... I do not have any kids.

I am thinking about the extended family kids and your kids.

Manthong's picture

Ahead of their time…

OK, so…

“Dead Bitch Sort of Kind of Walking, Talking , Coughing.”

TeamDepends's picture

Really, it couldn't have happened to a sleazier bunch of scumbags. Bolsheviks, your race has run!

conscious being's picture

I'm shocked that American parents care so very little about their kid's future. Shocking.

The Gun Is Good's picture

I used to be. But I realized a long time ago that many people have kids for the wrong reasons, yet they abhor those of us who don't have kids for the right reasons. (People are fucked up.)

neidermeyer's picture

I once had a lesbian I worked with tell me that she liked the word "twat" that it had a friendly sound... True story.

vega74's picture

And your charts on equity markets and PM's say....???

Seriously, inquisitive minds would like to know.

CrimsonAvenger's picture

Dude, I hate to be the one to tell you...but astrology is bullshit.

N57Mike's picture

A wise person explained astrology as such .... “God is energy and astrology just defines how energy affects our lives, here on Earth.”

OverTheHedge's picture

Upvoted for Trump wins

Upvoted for hippy-dippy, tree-hugger astrological nonsense.

Pop quiz for the team: do we all believe in astrology, or did you guys just upvote Mr Dakota for suggesting Trump wins? I'm actually seriously interested, although you might be able to guess my biased opinion....

Edit: this post is so far away from the post it is replying to, it makes no sense! For those not paying close attention, it is a reply to Chris Dakota's astrological predictions, and the fact that it received numerous pivoted fro the zerohedge crowd, who you would think might be less than credulous about that sort of thing.

PrintemDano's picture

I considered upvoting him for the Trump win, but decided to down vote for the insanity of believing in Astrology.

knukles's picture

What do the last 2 paragraphs mean?

johngaltfla's picture

The unstated reason:

She's actually a real zombie which escaped from the set of the "Walking Dead" and her ghoulish self is discovered and revealed by Wikileaks.

conscious being's picture

Closer to the truth than you think.

motorollin's picture

So you think the moon and planets and shit in our tiny solar system in our tiny corner of the Milky Way galaxy in its tiny corner of our galactic neighborhood control human behavior?

Really? Fuck man. You're on the wrong site.

MANvsMACHINE's picture

I love this one -> "suspected collusion"


MDB has lost his touch.

Never One Roach's picture

Moar reasons Americans hate Hillary:

1) She strongly supported Bush's Iraq War looking for fake WMds;

2) She supported and still supports Obamacare;

3) Hillary supports more job losses thru the Transpacific trade pact; and,

4) Hillary regularly shits on the American middle class hard working people.

J Jason Djfmam's picture

5) Hillary is often confused.

    Who wants a president that is "often confused"?

GreatUncle's picture

Bulllllllllshittt ... she is never confused if she is being paid.

johngaltfla's picture

5) Hillary is often confused.

    Who wants a president that is "often confused"?


We already had George W. Do we really want that shit again?

The Navigator's picture

Heard today on the radio, Daddy Bush is voting for illary - reason enough to vote Trump.

otschelnik's picture

And frequently faints....    And at a Beverly Hills fund raiser sitting with millionaires and billionaires, serandaded by Barbara Srteisand, calls 1/4 of the us electorate deplorable. 

HardAssets's picture

5) Hillary is a long time globalist stooge who has sought the slow Fabian destruction of America since she was in college.

conscious being's picture

And the #1 reason Americans hate Killary ... the Clinton body count. Just kidding. Most Americans have no idea and refuse to go there and see for themselves.

toady's picture

That one always works. Until it doesn't. 

Bastille Day's picture

Post made me think she's like the black knight in Monty Python and the holy grail.  Its just a scratch.



JRobby's picture

The early announcement gives them plenty of time for an elaborate fix which is clearly the only plan left now.

Thank you AOL / Time Warner  Oh, I mean Huffington Post.

See things for what they are.

nyse's picture

Ugh. Who the fuk do HuffPo think reads that piece of shite

Manthong's picture

Oh, yes....

When the avalanche is upon you, just snowboard your way in front of it.

Your mass at 100 Kg or so will beat the gravity of the 10000000 Kg of snow at your heels.

You have a good chance... ask Gallileo.

JRobby's picture

Depends on the size of the slide and steepness of the slope, no?

Forecast is unless you can get off to either side of it, you die.