Bill Clinton's Ex-Girlfriend, Gennifer Flowers, Confirms She Will "Definitely Be At The Debate"

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Following Trump's earlier tweet, "If dopey Mark Cuban of failed Benefactor fame wants to sit in the front row, perhaps I will put Gennifer Flowers right alongside of him!"; Bill Clinton's old girlfriend confirmed she will indeed be attending the debates on Monday.

In response to Hillary Clinton giving Mark Cuban front row seats at the debate, Trump tweeted:

As a reminder, Bill Clinton testified under oath in 1998 that he had a sexual affair with Flowers.

In his January 1998 deposition, the President, though finally confirming a sexual encounter with Ms. Flowers, was precise in denying Ms. Willey's report that he had sought to kiss her and feel her breasts in an encounter in his private dining room off the Oval Office.

Trump said earlier this week that he did not plan to bring up the Clintons’ marriage at the debate.

“I don’t think I’m looking to do that Bill. I don’t know what I’m going to do that exactly,” Trump said during an interview on “The O’Reilly Factor.” “It depends on what level she hits you with, if she’s fair, if it’s unfair, but certainly I’m not looking to do that.”

That may have changed, however. To be sure, Saturday isn't the first time Trump has referenced Bill Clinton's infidelity. He brought the former president's sex scandals into the campaign late last year around the time Hillary Clinton announced her husband would join her on the campaign trail. At the time, she had recently accused Trump of having a "penchant for sexism" over his charge that she had been "schlonged" in the 2008 primary.

"Hillary Clinton has announced that she is letting her husband out to campaign but HE'S DEMONSTRATED A PENCHANT FOR SEXISM, so inappropriate!" Trump tweeted in December. Trump later labeled Clinton "one of the great women abusers of all time."

Sure enough, just to make Monday's debate even more memorable, moments ago Gennifer Flowers confirmed she will be at the debate.

Grab your popcorn because the "best. election. ever" just got even better.


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Looney's picture

This Just In!!!

Hillary plans to tap Senator Joe Manchin (the father of the EpiPen-bitch) to head the FDA.

Looney   ;-)

I M DeMan's picture

The Donald just stole his cheese.


He is a Master! He'll make a great president dealing with foreign leaders instead of limp-wristed bathhouse barry and horseface.

Manthong's picture


Can you possibly imagine how cool it would be to see the several dozen women  (alleged bimbo’s) that the witch has harassed and intimidated all sitting in the front row?

Her lizard eyes would fold into the back of her skull and they would have to take her out on a stretcher.


I am more equal than others's picture



Where is Bill going to be sitting?  That would be fun to watch a confrontation between Flowers and Billy-boy.


Man, that's a fucking piss poor Maaco style bondo job on that girl.

Hit her in the face with a ball peen hammer, and about 5 pounds of plastic shit would fall off the rusty wreck underneath.  

Manthong's picture


looks better than a robot to me.

Bad Attitude's picture

It looks like I'm going to have to watch the debates afterall. Can't miss a side-show like that.

Forward (over the cliff)!

Dizzy Malscience's picture

“the several dozen women  (alleged bimbo’s) that the witch has harassed and intimidated all sitting in the front row?”

That would be an audacious move….

I would not put it passed him.

remain calm's picture

Dear Rapist,

Fuck You rapist, and your bitch wife.


bamawatson's picture

well actually she did fuck him

Manthong's picture

<<< I would hit that.


<<< I would not hit that.


The Saint's picture
The Saint (not verified) Manthong Sep 24, 2016 7:34 PM

Will Hillary's Parkinsons act up during those 90 minutes?  They can't give her a stool to stand on or she might fall off and get a concussion!  LOL

Here's some doctors giving a convencing explanation of why she most likely has Parkinsons and her doctor is covering for her:

BarkingCat's picture

They can't give her a stool to stand on or she might fall off and get a concussion!  LOL"


Stool?? Did you say stool??

She is going to provide her own stool....slowly filling her depends as the minutes slowly drift by.

The Saint's picture
The Saint (not verified) BarkingCat Sep 24, 2016 7:48 PM

They might giver her one of those zero gravity belts attached to the ceiling with a couple long bungie cords.


oops's picture
oops (not verified) The Saint Sep 24, 2016 9:10 PM

Must one be a sexual deviant to make the headlines nowadays?

Manthong's picture

<<< I would hit that.

<<< I would not hit that.

I am pleased to learn that there is still some good old fashioned testosterone out there

(and maybe some industrial estrogen if you are into that sort of thing).

Gead's picture

I think she said she'd  ".... provide her own stool sample..... has it in the bag hanging down her leg...".

USofAzzDownWeGo's picture

past, not passed. please use proper english. thanks

Dizzy Malscience's picture

So we get an advanced degree in English Lit here?

passed... past ...

it's all about timing

I thunk about the proper usage for a moment or two.. and decided that it did not matter a whit... or is that wit or did I think or was a good treatment, literally a device (or is that devise?) to indicate witty (or is that whitey?) usage of the language....   Thank you Perfessor.


and .. as long as we are addressing technical issues, how is the duration spread on your portfolio doing nowadays and what percentage of your asset allocation is in short term V long term bonds, hard assets and equities?

0b1knob's picture

Where's Monica Jewinsky?   Why not put her in the front row too?   Or she could just sit in Bill's lap.

It's not like she's busy with anything else.

MANvsMACHINE's picture

Trump shouldn't have announced it. Surprising Hillary right as she went on stage would have been a sight to behold. Perhaps Trump's got something else up his sleeve. Maybe Vince Foster's wife and kids?

jeff montanye's picture

yes.  this is so much more profound than strobe lights.  the former is just desserts.  the latter is picking on the sick, albeit the lying, cheating, donald trump electing sick.

BennyBoy's picture


Why not get Billy's blonde bimbo's from Chappaqua for the front row?

weburke's picture

she was hardly abused. 


King Tut's picture
King Tut (not verified) SILVERGEDDON Sep 24, 2016 4:25 PM

I squeezed a few out as an impressionable teen looking at those nudes of hers 

Vageling's picture

Wait... Wasn't he the cigar guy?

scsherman's picture

He should have a restraining order to keep him away.

Scuba Steve's picture


I would put a wager that ol Slick Willy would try to draw Flowers into the Coat Room for old times sake ...

Zarbo's picture

I hope they all wear a lot of really flashy jewelry and know how to use it.

True Blue's picture

Or Vince Foster masks...

Mr. Universe's picture

Or how about a crowd with masks on of all the Clinton bodies. Sort of like Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band album cover. That just might start a seizure overload on the old Lizard.

california chrome's picture

That's a good one. Lol. Early Halloween

MANvsMACHINE's picture

Mr. Trump, please invite Anthony "Carlos Danger" Weiner. Weiner would certainly seize the opportunity to be part of the action.

californiagirl's picture

I think a bunch of attendees should bring Vince Foster masks and put them on when Hillary starts to speak

Yes We Can. But Lets Not.'s picture

Paging Paula Jones.

Paging Monica Lewinsky.

Your ticket for front row seat at debate will be at will-call window....


Omen IV's picture

Jeff Epstein deserves a place of honor as well as the Weiner

Let all of Bill and Hillary ' s friends hang out

jeff montanye's picture

has no one called dibs on an archived blue dress, used?

boattrash's picture

Great idea Manthong, problem is, too many of them would have to be exhumed first...

thinkmoretalkless's picture

Flashing Hillary beaver shots..

Librarian's picture

That conclusion would certainly apply to a normal couple with a normal marriage.  I sincerely doubt it would work for hillary.

When you really think about it... Do you really believe that Bill "cheated" on Hillary?  Or is it more likely that the Clintons have some sort of "open marriage" or perhaps even a "moderate rebel corporate partnership"?  Hillary isn't "strong to have remained with Bill".  This is simply "allowed" based on the the kind of perverted relationship that they have.  

Fur chrissake, she has a guy into BDSM who is also a member of the "furry" community bleaching her data bits.  How much clearer does it need to be for everyone?

Now if you were to put three women in the front row who were wearing exactly the same pantsuit/giant tea cosy as hillary...

jeff montanye's picture

and actually had blue eyes.