Debate Post-Mortem: Trump Crushes Clinton - "You Should Be In Jail"

Tyler Durden's picture

From the no-handshake start, following the most awkward Bill-Melania pre-debate greeting, it was clear the gloves were off. While Trump started apologetically, once Clinton opened up ad hominem character attacks, The Donald turned it up to '11'. Lashing out at Bill's indiscretions "his actions are worse than words", Hillary's lying "you should be in jail... I will call for a special prosecutor", and the biases of the moderators"it's one of three here" even the crowd cheered.. before being quickly shushed. Online polls, unbiased commentators, and the Mexican Peso agreed Trump won.


A picture paints a thousand words...

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Melania meets Bill...




No handshake at the start...




Hillary appeared to attract a fly...

"You should be in jail"




"I will bring a special prosecutor"



Brief Transcript:

TRUMP: "Bernie Sanders and between super delegates and Debra Wassermann Schultz and I was surprised to see him sign on with the devil. The thing that you should be apologizing for are the 33,000 e-mails that you deleted and you acid washed and the two boxes of e-mails and other things last week that were taken from an office are are now missing. I didn't knowledge I would say this, but I'm going to and I hate to say it. If I win, I am going to instruct my attorney general to get a special prosecutor to look into your situation. There has never been so many lies, so much exception. There has never been anything like it. We will have a special prosecutor. I go out and speak and the people of this country are furious. The long time workers at the FBI are furious. There has never been anything like this with e-mails. You get a subpoena and after getting the subpoena you delete 33,000 e-mails and acid watch them or bleach them. An expensive process. We will get a special prosecutor and look into it. You know what, people have been -- their lives have been destroyed for doing 1/5 of what you have done. You should be a shamed."


COOPER: "Secretary Clinton, I will let you respond."


CLINTON: "Everything he said is absolutely false. It would be impossible to be fact checking Donald all the time. I would never get to talk and make lives better for people. Once again, go to Hillary You can fact check trump in realtime. Last time at the first debate we had millions of people fact checking and we will have millions more fact checking. It's just awfully good that someone with the temperament of Donald Trump is not in charge of the law in our country."


TRUMP: "Because you would be in jail."


COOPER: "We want to remind the audience to please not talk out loud. Do not applaud. You are wasting time."

And, AG Holder chimed in...


"I was surprised to Bernie sign on with you the devil..."




"It's just words, folks"


"I don't know Putin"...


Trump slams Clinton over "Deplorables" comment...


They shook hands at the end...


Clinton's campaign responded...

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The Interruption count remained high.....


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Online polls show it as an overwhelming win for Trump... (






Fox St.Louis...


And then - 90 minutes after the debate ended - CNN finally releases their poll of 537 Voters!!!!!

What a total embarrassment!

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Finally, the most real-time indicator of performance...

It's on like Donkey Kong.

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LetThemEatRand's picture

I've never been happier about a public contract than saying I am going to vote for Trump.  He killed it tonight.   The first five minutes were rough, and I could do without the sniffing, but he grabbed her.

MANvsMACHINE's picture

I love Trump so much I want to kiss him and grab him by his pussy!

roddcarlson's picture

He won me back I take back my comments that he was a big dummy with no fast comeback. The guy was a genius debater tonight and loved every second of him beating Clinton in the face, especially the idea she will be prosecuted.

mofreedom's picture

The Flies Know.

Short pintos.

Long USD.

Son of Loki's picture

Americans cannot afford to stand the Clinton Crime Family anymore. Lock her up and fire Crooked Comey who puts Hillary above the law while all the little people go to jail.

PrayingMantis's picture



... even the fly knows who's full of shit ...


... cankles got crushed tonight!

Loftie's picture
Loftie (not verified) PrayingMantis Oct 9, 2016 9:54 PM

He may have won the debate, but he will never be allowed to be POTUS.

NoDebt's picture

This Trump guy is one tough underdog street fighting motherfucker.  I don't care if love him or hate him, he never stops fighting.  And he learns from his mistakes, too.  The entire DC establishment and the entire media is against him... he doesn't care.  He shows up and kicks ass anyway.


Pladizow's picture

Fuck Her Right In The Pussy!

J S Bach's picture

The picture of the rapist and Web Hubble's fat-lipped daughter is priceless.  And I loved the fly on Hillary.  I think it was Satan giving her a little kiss.

Every time Trump called the witch out on the truth on any subject, there was no retort - because there is no retort against the truth.  Keep it up, Don... you blew it away tonight!  For the last debate, keep a bucket of water backstage to dump on her afterwards... and watch her melt away.

38BWD22's picture



No doubt that Trump won: content and personality.

But is it enough to win?  I hope so............

I'm with the Billionaire, not with the Liar.

WestVillageIdiot's picture

You must be wrong.  The headline on CNN is that debate watchers in the CNN poll voted that Clinton won the debate.

Don't you feel silly, now?  The viewers on the Clinton News Network would never lie.  Would they?

38BWD22's picture



Silly me!  Why, I feel like an idiot!

Keyser's picture

Funny how a lot of the polls are now showing Clinton winning the debate... Must be all those 60+ years old russian jew immigrants that are working the boiler rooms in Haifa...

jcaz's picture

Smartest move she could make at this point would be to bow out of the last debate, run home and suck her thumb.  but I doubt her ego will allow it.

The look on Bill's face is my new screen saver-  reap it,  bitch...........

WordSmith2013's picture


Trump Trounces Clinton!
Exposes MSM Plot!
Calls for Special Prosecutor!
DEMs Destroyed by the Trumpsters on the Internet!
John_Coltrane's picture

Well it is the Clinton News Network, so I'm deeply suspecious. (HaHa)  They should do a poll about how many think they are a completely irrelevant propaganda tool.

king leon's picture

Not according to a CNN pole, they gave Hillary 83% Trump 27%. These MSM twat's are unreal .

The Saint's picture
The Saint (not verified) 38BWD22 Oct 9, 2016 11:07 PM

I didn't think Trump could do it.  I sent him a tearse email via his campaign after the last debate.  What ever it was that turned him around I'm really surprised and glad that he pulled it off.  I would say he really won this debate.  Even the Frank Lunce panel of undecideds went mostly to Trump after this debate.  And, Lunce doesn't even like Trump.

I think this resets the race and will put it back where it was in mid-September when he started  pulling ahead.  The MSM and Hills surogates are going to throw more dirt at him but he should be able to deflect it now and move on to win the election.

38BWD22's picture



I hope that you are right.  But the Klintons and the MSM are going to throw more and more dirt at him.  It will be relentless.

But, you make a great point.  The Donald has learned to ignore the CUCKS in the MSM.

MANvsMACHINE's picture

Flies are attracted to shit.

jeff montanye's picture

that has been my experience as well.

watched the show with an unrepentant, hard-core obama/hillary supporter (voted for clinton not sanders in the primary) who said at the end: trump won and will be elected president.


new game's picture

irregardless of the election for stooge of merica; the human race needs some serious ass culling; starting with anyone with the mental disease of liberalism/collectivist mind set...

williambanzai7's picture

I just dont know who pays attention to the MSM anymore. Does anyone believe the free shit army is watching CNN and reading the Washington Post? They are all just instruments of self deception.

nmewn's picture

I was sitting there...completely incredulous...wondering how in a sane world, the public could ever believe a woman who decided to voluntarily remain with a man, after learning of his serial rapes & sexual molestations and how she (Hillary) could ever muster the gall and/or confidence to say she has fought and will fight for all women who have been raped or molested.

Then I remembered...she's an evil bitch consumed with the idea of power & wealth who will say or do anything to attain both.

Kathy Shelton @KathyShelton_

Thank you @RealDonaldTrump for standing up for me before my rapist's defender Hillary Clinton. 

Victor von Doom's picture

It seems the antics of a rapist husband don't have much impact against the ice cold stone heart of a psychopathic murderess.

frankly scarlet's picture

Who I might wonder gets the most free shit and the most service from the American State and Federal governments? Does all the various forms of welfare even add up to all the various subsidies the oil cartel recieves? Now if you want to add in tne banker boys and their gifts, let alone the tax loopholes their corporate subsidiaries get and the missing trillions, (where did that money go?) and the free trade-free movement of capital deals with more to come I think we can agree who is receiving the benefits of the working classes efforts, from a system meant to take as much as it can.

williambanzai7's picture

All they can come up with on him is stupid shit. He can just brush it aside and everyone will get it.

CCanuck's picture

Banzai you're an artistic genius!!!!
Better than any comic strip by miles!!!

I salute you (bows while clapping)!!

P.S. That is now three keyboards !
Please post appropriate warnings.


SixIsNinE's picture

so when Eric does decide to wear some britches (or pantsuit) - does he belt up above the belly flab?  or does he tuck the belt up under that large floppy flab belly ?


btw - i had an evening big coffee during the debate - got me up after earlier snooz -  so i thought i'd take a look at this post - interesting - ZH got over 3,000 reads in maybe 5 minutes @ approximately 3AM ! 

Let's BUST a MILLION views on this one Zeros !  and how about over 1,000 zero comments too - let's break some records, and do it again in November !


back to bed - nighty night Zeros!

nmewn's picture

And the paid shills of .gov's media corps...aghast and in shock! (lol) Trump saying Hillary would be in jail...making comparisons to third world countries "That is the type of thing that is said and happens in a dictatorship!"

Well I've got nuuuz for them...this is a third world are living in one right this where an ex-president can meet PRIVATELY with the Attorney General of the United States...on an airport tarmac...and not one week later...the subject of an espionage investigation (that would be HILLARY CLINTON) is NOT PROSECUTED for the very crimes she now admits to.

You are living in a third world dictatorship when, she then goes on live TeeeVeee to defend the felonious grand theft that is ObamaCare.

You know you are living in a third world dictatorship when, paranoid schizophrenic "public servants" treat EVERYONE AS A CRIMINAL by spying on them and groping them while travelling.

You also know you are living in a third world dictatorship when, the IRS is sent after political & personal enemies.


Yezzz...I knew I had heard her say something stupid along these lines...

"Russia hasn’t paid any attention to ISIS." - Hillary in the debate.

...and by inference, she is actually trying to say Russia is supportive of ISIS. ISIS of course is, as everyone already knows, fighting Assad to maintain the "caliphate" it carved out of territory controlled by Assad. Assad is allied with Russia ergo...ISIS is the enemy of both Assad and Russia.

She's not even a very clever liar...the transcript...

tmosley's picture

"That is the type of thing that is said and happens in a dictatorship!"

That is the type of thing that DEOSN'T happen in a dictatorship. Powerful people don't go to jail, period.

It's time America set course for a return to first world status, and that starts with even application of the law. This country needs an enema!

shovelhead's picture


All of Stalin's lost years in the gulags because of his criminal activities.

Because that's what happens in dictatorships.

Jubal Early's picture

WB: What is the reaction in Hong Kong?

Creative_Destruct's picture

The Limerick King 4y 

Holder is Too Big To Jail
As DOJ Head - He's a Fail
Watch Lanny Breuer
Emerge from his sewer
The air was undoubtedly stale Luvin it WilliamB & LK !
BaBaBouy's picture

Banzai ... Do something with that fabulous BILL "dear in headlights" photo from tonight ...

larz's picture

Billy boy looks like he fears the frying pan up side the head from a furious hillary

auricle's picture

Anymore ancient old leaks will be frowned upon by the electorate. Smearing your opponent instead of winning on ideas is old and tired political strategy.


Love how Hillary spends two minutes trashing Donald about the tapes, then when he unloads on her and her husband she goes for the 'when they go low, we go high'. What a fake loser.  

GreatUncle's picture

MSM full on reporting anything about Trump now only reinforces his morally superior position.

If the MSM carry on they are going to crush the Clinton vote because it is reinforcing the Clinton negative criminality.

Listened to every word of it on the phone, got to admit the stomach churning point is Clinton ignoring 600 pleas for help what a cunt she did nothing preferring to let the person die. That is how she will behave in office ...

So the final debate ... I want an answer as to why she took this position?

This is the position she will take on expendable iredeemable deplorable life if elected and people need to know now.

Supafly's picture

I just hope the next time she brings up how he should be apologizing for something, he brings up Benghazi, the victims of Bill that she vilified and Vince Foster's family.  That may give her the seizure we all crave.

animalogic's picture

To all those sane persons hoping for a Clinton DEFEAT - don't forget, this creature will STEAL the election. I'm sure every voting machine  in the land has already been rigged to ensure a Clinton victory. And every Sup-Court has already received its marching orders. 2016 will make 2000/2004 look like a little fiddle of your tax return....

MalteseFalcon's picture

Eric Holder.  So funny.  So smug. So stupid.

Trump is dangerous and unfit?

Eric better have his Obama full pardon lined up by 1/20/17.

Because Hillary isn't the only one that is going to get prosecuted.

Anyone remember fast and furious?

The smug look comes off of Holders face - permanently on election night.


Oldwood's picture

Holder KNOWS.

He knows like all the fuckers know, that the entire Obama administration will be on review if Trump wins.

Trump is OBVIOUSLY unfit to be president, because he will destroy them.

Creative_Destruct's picture

Major beat-down on the "Bitch of the Flies"

It's always darkest before the dawn..  and the she-demon burned up in Trumps blazing light.

Great comeback from the all the slimy smears.

This guy is a steely-eyed KLINTON KILLER.

More carnage to come in 10 days....

AND even MORE in the Trump Admin for these slime-crawling fucks!

Mustafa Kemal's picture

""Bitch of the Flies"

My new nickname for HER

numazawa's picture

I'm going with "Lard-Ass of the Flies" -- though I understand the conventional term is Heinous Fly Trap.

Creative_Destruct's picture

Heinous Fly Trap.

 WKRP. Changed his name slightly. Miss that guy. Where is he now?