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DOUCHEBAGGERY 101

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janus's picture

The other day janus made mention as-to his pit-bully policy.  The pit-bully policy stipulates that any celebrity engaged in name-calling, puerile slander and/or character assassination against Donald Trump will get what's coming to them.

john oliver, you have my attention.

I wouldn't go to such lengths, nor would I normally stoop to this level, but the absence of malice viz. hillary is more than I can take.  Throughout the preceding months, janus has been critical of Trump when criticism is warranted; though nary a peep of critique creeps into the dialogue in celebrity's fawning worship of their perfidious demagogue, hillary.

mr. oliver is riding high on the last crest of the revenging nerds ebb-tide.  john has labored long and diligent in pursuit of something resembling cool.  In his span of year, john has moved through all the stages -- from twerp, to dweeb, to dork, to geek and now he's finally graduated as the nasally-voiced nerd.  Not that I have anything against nasally-voiced nerds, per se; it's just that their position in society is out of proportion to their person.  I mean, sure, if it's a matter of Star-Trek trivia, or if one must re-boot a hard drive, the pencil-necked dweeb is what you need.  But, john, nobody beyond your studio audience or the denizens of any comic-con conventions is keen to celebrate the affected cool you confect.  

I mean, really, john -- you were passed over for trevor noah.  And though this speaks volumes as-to your undesirable attributes, janus has some more to say on the matter.  

Please understand, janus is just as upset as any when your kind are picked upon; but in our benevolent endeavors to buoy your self-esteem, things got a little out of hand...next thing you know doogie howser is everywhere on the TV and The Big Bang theory becomes a hit show.  

I get it...hrc is one of you.  Poor thing's beauty came to full-flower in the spring of 63, and fifteen minutes later she's again the hideous dweeb.  Faces like hrc's are proof as-to the existence of God; insofar as mother nature couldn't be so cruel.  I understand the need for solidarity among your kind.  It makes sense that you would stand together and never think/speak critically of your fellow dork.  But, and here's the rub, john: the antipathy nerds harbor against norms is threatening to incite WWIII.  In that none of your kind will pay the ultimate price (in that nerds don't have the nerve to fight) it will be our men and women slaughtered on the battle field to satisfy the pangs of your insecurity.  

john, did not the alarm of concern blast through your brain every time hrc referenced Russia in the last debate, implying that the solution to such would be sought with our military?  It was extremely disconcerting for all men and women of decency.  In fact, it was the incessant beating of war drums during the debate that convinced janus he couldn't be a passive by-stander in this fight.  You are endorsing a war-monger.  Never do you acknowledge this.  Never do you stand up for Bernie Sanders.  Never have you once recognized the evil filth littering every bend in hrc's trail, leading all the way back to wellesley.

So many of us thought that you, john stewart and steven colbert were men of honor.  Nerds though you were (are), it was inspiring to watch you stick it to the neo-cons.  When bush was in office, you were front and center, speaking truth to power, doing the reporting the legacy press neglected.  But now we see what really motivates your kind: enmity against the cool-kids.

It's gotta be tough for you at this stage in life, mr. oliver.  Up until this time, you've convinced yourself that the reason women don't want you has something to do with the car you drive, your salary, your clothes, the parties you attend; now that all that's been secured, and you wake up everyday the same annoying nerd, what will be the next schema in your sex-appeal strategy?  

Let me tell you something, john:  the reason you're never picked by chics is the same reason you were never picked for teams on the playground.  It's called natural selection...you'll never even make it on the list. 

Yes, it is the low-tide of the nerd wave; and as all its associated detritus moves out to sea, we're left to suffer through the stink of what remains.

so, celebrites...who's next?

btw, gentlemen, here's a great piece from Katie Hopkins:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3834237/KATIE-HOPKINS-Trump-flaw...

janus 

 

wisehiney's picture

Yes, but do you believe that Granny Clampett could have nailed that fly from 500 yards.

(no fair, TN Long Rifle)

xyzcracker's picture

Make one of little john harwood - please

Muse minus Time's picture

What do these "A--Holes have planned now on their Wheel of Misfortune....Eddy HouseFly Munster spins first....for a day of Chaos & Confusion   kILLary horsefly spins next with the help of World fruitfly MSM...for a day of Carpet Bombing & Provocation in the ME....Ha Ha Ha the fly gamers all laughed!!!  So killarious, they needed a commercial break to game plan the next dreaded spin on the wheel!  Dungfly Oputto is up next...stay tuned...

AG900's picture

What does Westworld know about this fly thing?

Downtoolong's picture

 

The Clinton Fly on the face, and the walls.

 

If only we knew all that it knows.

  

space junk's picture

 

Douchebaggery no doubt.  Love the fly although half expect a reptiliian tounge to come out quickly and grab it, maybe like Jabba would do. 

Vinegar and water all the way!  It's the GOP Holy Water!   Perfect because it has ZERO chemical opposition to the PURE ACID from the dhimmicrats...

Romney and Ryan - you both suck ass worse than porn stars.  Romney since you are a holier than thou Moron (who only mainly sucks cock, due to Mormon elder rules), you can get Ryan to explain and/or demonstrate that for you in the Men's room. 

Lumberjack's picture

BOOM! NBC caught editing video of Hillary on plane after debate.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FODnzZRy784#t=272

Zero-Hegemon's picture

Entitleist wannabes

Skiprrrdog's picture

If the whole speaker thing does not work out for Ryan, he can always get a job working for Hyena Rodent Clinton washing her diapers... in his mouth...

death2Tyrant-asauras's picture

a reward he devoutly seeks, no doubt. 

 

Lumberjack's picture

Hillary campaign 'locker room' hidden cam video...

 

https://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=231554

Pausebreak's picture

How about another picture were Hillary is pegging them?

hardmedicine's picture

the fly was a class touch!

 

hardmedicine's picture

no one ever said it was "uninvited" pussy grabbing!

 

Bastiat's picture

. . . and no one said it happened either.

Doppelganger71's picture

Hory shet...............................

monad's picture

b-b-b-b-but I wanna be pwezidunce!

Lumberjack's picture

Brand new release of more Podesta e-mails minutes ago.

 

http://wlsearch.tk

Kidbuck's picture

Gee, Clinton mutilated babies in one hand and in the other hand she gonna pay my student loan. This be a test of my character and fuck those babies or anything else that bitch want to do. I want my free tuition and shit.

THE DORK OF CORK's picture

The Russians in Syria are extremely vulnerable to military

strike.

 

They will most likely respond to the destruction of their expeditionary force by engaging their continental land war programme.

Also perhaps a guerre d  e commerce by destroying the north Sea platforms. Using their diesel subs. 

THE DORK OF CORK's picture

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_War

Will we see a repeat of this long forgotten military clash. 

THE DORK OF CORK's picture

http://thebarentsobserver.com/en/security/2016/10/finnish-skies-years-bi...

Finland remains a neutral buffer,  at least officially it is not a NATO member.

Tensions in this area suggests this is a litmus test for current war games....watch this space? 

Or possibly just duck

and cover.

 

dibiase's picture

Just missing Pedobama in the middle with his arms a around both... He's really cute with the make up on...

Kayman's picture

Dirty hands serving their Masters. More indignant about grabbing some pussy than murdering innocents around the world from 30,000 feet.  Moron Mitt and Lyin Ryan eat too much toe jam.

overmedicatedundersexed's picture

war monger hillary killer of Gaddafi, syria's children, and these two would have her sit near the nuke button?

THE DORK OF CORK's picture

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OoU-uaB9Ptk

How do you decipher a cipher? 

The methology used to extract information from the Beeb Homeservice. 

To be used by all veteran observers of 2003 vintage and  its  race to war. 

One must first join the royal order of the holy mackerel. 

THE DORK OF CORK's picture

The British have just wheeled out The Ann Clwyd. 

This apparently super naive negative IQ entity is used by their establishment to rubber stamp a moral war.

Everybody who listens to the BBC home service knows that she is the signal.

In the case of moral war with Russia this means we advise you to buy tinned beans.

She is the ultimate signal.

thebigunit's picture

It's on Drudge.

The New York Times may not know about it, but so what.  Drudge has zillions more readers.