Clinton Aide Doug Band Goes Off On "Backstabbing" Chelsea - "Apple Doesn't Fall Far"

Tyler Durden's picture

As we pointed out last week, long-time Clinton aide Doug Band had a bad habit of being brutally honest over email...particularly when it came to his feelings regarding "spoiled brat" Chelsea Clinton.  The following example comes from January 2012 when Band forwards a complimentary email from Chelsea (aka "Diane Reynolds") essentially calling her a two-faced backstabber.

She sends me one of these types of emails every few days/week


As they say, the apple doesn't fall far


A kiss on the cheek while she is sticking a knife in the back, and front

While it's unclear exactly which parent Band is referencing with his "the apple doesn't fall far" reference, we have our suspicions.



Of course, this wasn't the first time Band intimated his true feelings about Chelsea to Podesta.  Just a couple of months earlier, in November 2011, Band sent the following email after Chelsea expressed her views that Band's firm, Teneo, created potential conflicts of interest in going to State Department officials to seek assistance for clients, including MF Global. 

"She is acting like a spoiled brat kid who has nothing else to do but create issues to justify what she's doing because she, as she has said, hasn't found her way and has a lack of focus in her life. I realize she will be off of this soon but if it doesn't come soon enough...."




After that, the situation escalated to the point that Band sent the following email two days later saying that Chelsea had pushed Clinton Foundation COO, Laura Graham, to the brink of suicide.  Within the email Band describes an encounter in which he received a "late night" call from Graham who was:

"...on staten island in her car parked a few feet from the waters edge with her foot on the gas pedal and the car in park.  She called me to tell me the stress of all of this office crap with wjc and cvc as well as that of her family had driven her to the edge and she couldn't take it anymore."



If he hasn't already, now might be a really good time for Doug Band to disappear into a remote village deep in the Amazon for a while.

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Yen Cross's picture

  The carbuncle doesn't fall far from the cankle...   Fixed it for you<

MANvsMACHINE's picture

He should go out right now and get himself a Kevlar suit and a steel helmet.

A nail gun can't penetrate Kevlar or steel, right?

Stackers's picture

Well, since Bill is not Chelsea's biological father, I would imagine he is referring to Hilldawg

Manthong's picture

Well, WTF could you expect from Web’s kid ????

filmmaker's picture
filmmaker (not verified) Manthong Oct 16, 2016 6:02 PM

My last pay check was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My sisters friend has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week. I can't believe how easy it was once I tried it out. This is what I do...

Robert Trip's picture

What color is your sister's friend?

Is she sleeping around or shacking up with anybody?

Manthong's picture

My last three deposits in October into the checking account were for as $6500 and I don’t work at all anymoar.

F U.


..and R. T.   --.put a bag over their head,  turn them upside down in the dark and they all smell the same.

Oh, gee.. is that anywhere near as abusive as “grab them by the pussy”?


FreezeThese's picture
FreezeThese (not verified) Manthong Oct 16, 2016 6:31 PM

While y'all spend countless worthless hours reading gmail chains ... Puny Pence is distancing himself from DonJons ahead of 2020

FatTony7915726's picture

Podesta is the next Vince Foster

Joe Davola's picture

So does he know (or just hope) the owners of the domain don't monitor employees emails.

Loftie's picture
Loftie (not verified) Joe Davola Oct 16, 2016 7:43 PM

Maybe Chelsea's Jewish husband can get Mossad to do the hit.

philipat's picture

Hey Loftie, previously known as mofio then santafe then Aristotle of Greece then Gargoyle then bleu then oops then most recently lance-a-lot. I see you have now introduced Jack McGriff (member for 1 week) to post complimentary responses to Loftie so I’m guessing that Jack McGriff will be your next name now that Loftie has been exposed? It also explains how you can now give yourself two upvotes instead of the previous one? It also means you will be able to “Talk to yourself” again. I miss those old self-conversations between mofio, santafe and Aristotle of Greece but they do say that talking to yourself is the first sign of mental illness?

You are a serial spammer and a serial pain in the ass. Might I politely suggest that you go fuck yourself? And get a life.

PS. You might have noticed that my attempt to expose you for what you are is always the same. That’s because your Spam is always the same (Using fake links to your BS site which has no connection to your comments, which are deliberately dramatic to encourage people to click on the fake link) so it seems only fair that my exposure of your crap should also always be the same. An eye for an eye.

Loftie's picture

o boy

fockewulf190's picture

So what is the going rate for paid trolls per post? .10 cents? Maybe .20 during the weekend?  Keep it up.  You may not have to click the spam ad above and pimp yourself off for $9500.

Shemp 4 Victory's picture

The pus doesn't ooze far from the abscess...

JRobby's picture

Great! Hope you die soon!

nmewn's picture

So it could be Band who is the wikileaker, not the Russians at all...and how many others?! Raising the prospect of MANY OTHER MOLES inside her circle.

Hey...jus throwin it out there...paranoia self destroya ;-)

booboo's picture

They have HILTI guns for that.

gregga777's picture

A nail gun will drive a nail right through a Kevlar vest. Not sure but the helmet will probably stop the nail. I think a ceramic armor plate would stop a nail.

cheeseheader's picture

Well, save for the clipped head, the nails probably would have gone entirely through my thumb webbing, and the side of my knee (16s).


So, kevlar, maybe, probably, who knows?


Still in favor of the good 'ol lamppost thing...for those deserving.

acetinker's picture

Proximity and air pressure are the determining factors.  Ceramic is brittle, don't trust it.  At 120 psi and proximity near zero, a framing gun will absolutely nail a standard grunt's helmet to his skull.  It's not that this scenario is likely- unless you don't know who your friends are.

Being Free's picture

Band on the run.

swmnguy's picture

As long as we stays ahead of the jailer man, Sailor Sam and the County Judge, he oughta be OK.

We Are The Priests's picture

Would it not be ironic, but sweet justice if Chelsea betrayed her parents by coming out against them?

Skiprrrdog's picture

But first take out Bill Clinton and his wife...

Berspankme's picture

after killing her parents and everyone at the foundation

Shemp 4 Victory's picture


Would it not be ironic, but sweet justice if Chelsea betrayed her parents by coming out against them?

Not likely to happen. Remember, after Hillary's September 11 seizure, she went to Chelsea's to feed on the blood of her own grandchild...

jcaz's picture

Chelsea still thinks she's running an actual charitable foundation-  they're leaving the little snowflake so far in the dark she's growring mushrooms.....

Rockwell's picture

They're all evil. I don't hope for salvation of any of them. Let them consume each other. That's how evil always ends.

iAmerican2's picture

God is using Trump to enunciate the Apocalypse. Those without the ears to hear and who vote for Satan's transparently obvious lesbian beard of the pedophile rapist yard-baby of homosexual Winthrop Rockefeller, the Butcher of Waco responsible for the slaughter of the Black and White innocents at Waco, shall be accursed.

Miffed Microbiologist's picture

Wow! Some incredible imagery there.

My prediction is much more simplistic. Voter fraud will install Hitlery as President by historic landslide. Duped sheeple will rise up in protest across the country igniting the excuse for the regime to finally implement Marshall Law. In fact, some areas will actually beg for it to restore order. Checkmate.

By my sentiments tend to run toward the dark before a nice Scotch.


LetThemEatRand's picture

I think you're dead on, Miffed.  We will all need a good scotch on election day, November 35th.

Lumberjack's picture

Agreed. The scotch thing sounds great too! Better stock up now before the looting begins!

Miffed Microbiologist's picture

Oh God, you know like the um, the Martial Plan? Like, um, I can be so blonde at times.

Maybe Mr has a point about too much Scotch and those brain cell thingys.


any_mouse's picture

Not to be confused with Marital Plans.

acetinker's picture

It's martial, not marshall.  Hey! you know I'm on your team, right?

Anyway, it seems more likely than not that Hyena Rodent will be installed as POTUS, regardless of the popular vote tally.  It probably doesn't matter, though.  Either way, there's gonna be another civil war in the US.  Actually, it's already begun:

any_mouse's picture

Sounds like workplace violence.

Ms No's picture

+1 for "Satan's transparently obvious lesbian beard of the pedophile rapist yard-baby of homosexual Winthrop Rockefeller..."

I am still laughing my ass off.  The "pedophile rapist yard-baby" is the best part. 

GooseShtepping Moron's picture

Everyone who votes for Trump needs to take a cell phone picture of their voted ballot before they cast it, drop it in the box, send it out in the mail, or whatever. That way we'll have at least some evidence of the number of votes cast. Help fight voter fraud and prevent them from stealing the election.

GreatUncle's picture

Try to grab a copy of the way you voted, camera etc.

Then when WW3 starts you got evidence it was fuck all to do with you when people moan.

If they then say "well I voted for Clinton", apply justice for yourself.

Dragon HAwk's picture

Better Yet, whichever sides people loose the election  every body who voted for the looser should go on strike for one week  to let everyone know how pissed they are..  this will have minimal economic effect since  the winning party obviously had the most voters   /s