Hillary Campaign Apologizes After Her Bus Is Caught Dumping Human Waste On Side Of Street

Tyler Durden's picture

In an act that some have said reeks of symbolism, the tour bus of the Clinton campaign was caught dumping human waste literally on the street, or as some less politically correct commentators have dubbed the incident, "the Hillary campaign caught shitting on main street America."

As a result, Hillary Clinton's campaign bus is being investigated after police in Lawrenceville, Georgia, received multiple reports of Hillary’s “Forward Together” tour bus illegally dumped human waste into a storm drain along Grayson Highway on Tuesday morning.

As CBS46 reported, a local businessman took photos of the illegal activity, prompting police to launch a full probe. The photos showed off-colored liquid oozing out of the bus. Hillary Clinton was not at the scene as the bus was in-between campaign stops.

CBS46 News

When police arrived at the scene, they were greeted with a foul odor and remnants of used toilet paper scattered across the ground. What the campaign dumped at the scene was so disgusting that a HAZMAT team was called to come in to clean up the mess.

In addition to the local police, the Gwinnett County Stormwater Management and the State Environment Protection Department are participating in the investigation. CBS46 asked the Democratic National Committee (DNC), the party organization working in tandem with the campaign to get Hillary elected, prompting an apology by the DNC.

This was an honest mistake and we apologize to the Lawrenceville community for any harm we may have caused. We were unaware of any possible violations and have already taken corrective action with the charter bus company to prevent this from happening again. Furthermore, the DNC will work with the Georgia Department of Natural Resources, as well as local and state officials to determine the best course of corrective action.

Adding to the embarrassment Gwinnett County Storm Water is now involved in the investigation as well as the State Environment Protection Department.

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innocent observer's picture
innocent observer (not verified) Oct 19, 2016 7:28 AM

news scoop!

Looney's picture

 

Oh, c’mon, people! Hillary was dumping the shit outta her pantsuits!   ;-)

Looney

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go. At least the bus dumped in a storm drain and not on some plebs head.

Looney's picture

 

Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go RIGHT NOW!   ;-)

Looney

VinceFostersGhost's picture

 

 

You can't make this sh!t up!

Erek's picture

The shit-storm is here!

Beware!

CuttingEdge's picture

Hmmm...has Mr Greenwald turned to the dark side? This interview on CNN where he definitively calls Trump a serial rapist is a bit disturbing, especially AFAIK since 6 of the 9 accusers thus far have proven fraudulent. That is MSM speak, as his a lot of what he says in the clip.

Pairadimes's picture

If there is a more perfect metaphor for this campaign season, I am unaware of it.

MillionDollarBonus_'s picture

Hillary can't be held accountable for what the bus operators did. I'm sure she will denounce this behavior and find a new contractor immediately. You're going to have to try harder than this - Hillary is absolutely soaring in the polls according to every accredited poll. Tonight's debate is going to be epic. How is Trump going to answer to all the people who are appalled at his repeated assaults of innocent womyn? How is he going to answer to the moderators who will be relentlessly fact checking him? This debate is going to put the final nail in Trump's campaign.

Send Russia a Message by Electing Hillary This November

 

BorisTheBlade's picture

Hillary can't be held accountable ...

Let's just leave it at that. She's not responsible for her bus dumping shit on the street, her servers leaking and dumping shitty e-mails all over the internet. And as far as sending messages to Russia: all the lines from DC blacklisted and no incoming messages accepted on the basis they could contain trojan horses from the CIA. If Americans still have some sense, they'll dump Clinton together with all her shit into the sewage.

Occident Mortal's picture

Hillary can't be held accountable ...

 

Therein lies the rub. 


Whether you're Hillary Clinton, John Corzine, Jamie Dimon, or OJ Simpson. If you're rich and connected you're innocent. Your accusers are just jealous or racist.

unrulian's picture

Shit, if they could collect her shit (as revolting as that would be) maybe they could test it and see what drugs she's on

asteroids's picture

After a thorough investigation by the FBI and DOJ, it was determined that it was an accedent and Hillary did not intend to shit, ever! Although illegal, to rational prosecutor would pursue the case.

Chipped ham's picture

Push a button, watch MDB spew the same concoction HRC, the Global Warming advocate who champions evermore environmental regulations, spewed from her bus. 

MDB...you are a donkeybag.

MEFOBILLS's picture

MDB is using sarcasm....get a clue.  It is full on irony as humor.

0valueleft's picture

They are what THEY eat, and now we know, baby shit stinks!

Son of Loki's picture

Metaphor for the DNC, Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Clintons, etc dumping on America's middle class.

 

I'm not surprised.

cheech_wizard's picture

All I could think when I read that headline was that someone had kicked Hillary to the curb.

Standard Disclaimer: Let me guess, you were there to collect some excrement to bronze for your mantelpiece.

 

Joe Davola's picture

It looks more and more like the Snowden data the powers that be wanted released got released, the rest went into the Forward bus.

If there ever really was a Snowden and data in the first place.  But hey, Oliver Stone scripted it, err I mean turned it into a script.

de3de8's picture

And goes without saying, but will anyway, if anyone else would be facing immense clean up cost, fines and penalties,court action and potential jail time. I cannot imagine what it will be like once this despicable animal in office

Bastiat's picture

No reasonable prosecutor . . .

Utah_Get_Me_2's picture

He should've said 'no prosecutor that cherishes his/her family, friends, pets, career, life, etc.. would bring charges in this case'.. 

As a warning to any would be principled, by-the-book prosecutor looking for a career boost. 

Erek's picture

All joking aside: I'm confused.

Why did Hillary's bus have to dump the shitter? I thought they were all shit-eaters.

gdogus erectus's picture

What a bunch of assholes.

jcaz's picture

Her bag was full.....

Killer the Buzzard's picture

This is a metaphor for her campaign.

cowdiddly's picture

What happened? Did she fall out of the Bus?

ramius's picture

She is so full of shit, it spilled over. 

msmith9962's picture

They dropped Hillary at the curb?

VinceFostersGhost's picture

 

 

You can't make this sh!t up!

 

Sorry.....I thought I was done. Sometimes there's more.

TeamDepends's picture

Publicly, she apologized. Privately she said, "Those deplorables would smell better if they rolled around in it."

JusticeTBuford's picture

Treated the street like she will treat us.

RogerMud's picture

had there been a plebe nearby, there's little doubt they would have

bloostar's picture

You forgot about the deplorables that live alongside the Morlocks.. they literally got shit on from a great height.

Erek's picture

GAWD! This is terrible!

What do we have to expect if this evil shit becomes president?

Get the pitchforks and toiletbrushes ready!

Kirk2NCC1701's picture

That's just the Clinton way of showing that they too are one of us Deplorables.

Diatom's picture

Doing shit, dumping shit, apologyse... Repeat.

GunnerySgtHartman's picture

A fitting metaphor for the sh*t she'll dump on America, should she be elected.  Trump 2016

The Deacon's picture

Why are we even reporting or commenting on this? 

She aplogized.  She accepted full responsibility. Doesn't that mean case closed?

By uttering the words , I'm  sorry, it's as though it never happened,  right?

Isn't that how it works with the FBI & DOJ?

Based on past history I can see how she might think I'm sorry is synonymous with not guilty.

Looney's picture

No piece of shit left behind?   ;-)

Looney

Hans-Zandvliet's picture

Nope. Unfortunately they forgot to flush Hitlery down the drain together with her shit.