Dilbert Creator Adams Exposes The Real Bully Party

Tyler Durden's picture

Authored by Dilbert Creator Scott Adams,

I’ve been trying to figure out what common trait binds Clinton supporters together. As far as I can tell, the most unifying characteristic is a willingness to bully in all its forms.

  • If you have a Trump sign in your lawn, they will steal it.
  • If you have a Trump bumper sticker, they will deface your car.
  • if you speak of Trump at work you could get fired.
  • On social media, almost every message I get from a Clinton supporter is a bullying type of message. They insult. They try to shame. They label. And obviously they threaten my livelihood.
  • We know from Project Veritas that Clinton supporters tried to incite violence at Trump rallies. The media downplays it.
  • We also know Clinton’s side hired paid trolls to bully online. You don’t hear much about that. Yesterday, by no coincidence, Huffington Post, Salon, and Daily Kos all published similar-sounding hit pieces on me, presumably to lower my influence. (That reason, plus jealousy, are the only reasons writers write about other writers.)
  • Joe Biden said he wanted to take Trump behind the bleachers and beat him up. No one on Clinton’s side disavowed that call to violence because, I assume, they consider it justified hyperbole. 

Team Clinton has succeeded in perpetuating one of the greatest evils I have seen in my lifetime. Her side has branded Trump supporters (40%+ of voters) as Nazis, sexists, homophobes, racists, and a few other fighting words. Their argument is built on confirmation bias and persuasion. But facts don’t matter because facts never matter in politics. What matters is that Clinton’s framing of Trump provides moral cover for any bullying behavior online or in person. No one can be a bad person for opposing Hitler, right?

Some Trump supporters online have suggested that people who intend to vote for Trump should wear their Trump hats on election day. That is a dangerous idea, and I strongly discourage it. There would be riots in the streets because we already know the bullies would attack. But on election day, inviting those attacks is an extra-dangerous idea. Violence is bad on any day, but on election day, Republicans are far more likely to unholster in an effort to protect their voting rights. Things will get wet fast.

Yes, yes, I realize Trump supporters say bad things about Clinton supporters too. I don’t defend the bad apples on either side. I’ll just point out that Trump’s message is about uniting all Americans under one flag. The Clinton message is that some Americans are good people and the other 40% are some form of deplorables, deserving of shame, vandalism, punishing taxation, and violence. She has literally turned Americans on each other. It is hard for me to imagine a worse thing for a presidential candidate to do.

I’ll say that again. 

As far as I can tell, the worst thing a presidential candidate can do is turn Americans against each other. Clinton is doing that, intentionally.


As I often say, I don’t know who has the best policies. I don’t know the best way to fight ISIS and I don’t know how to fix healthcare or trade deals. I don’t know which tax policies are best to lift the economy. I don’t know the best way to handle any of that stuff. (And neither do you.) But I do have a bad reaction to bullies. And I’ve reached my limit.

I hope you have too. Therefore…

I endorse Donald Trump for President of the United States because I oppose bullying in all its forms. 

I don’t defend Trump’s personal life. Neither Trump nor Clinton are role models for our children. Let’s call that a tie, at worst.

The bullies are welcome to drown in their own bile while those of us who want a better world do what we’ve been doing for hundreds of years: Work to make it better while others complain about how we’re doing it.

Today I put Trump’s odds of winning in a landslide back to 98%. Remember, I told you a few weeks ago that Trump couldn’t win unless “something changed.” 

Something just changed.

Read more here...

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You might like Adams' book because Clinton’s bullies have been giving it one-star reviews on Amazon to punish him for blogging about Trump’s persuasion skills.

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pathosattrition's picture

Hillary is the ultimate politician: a professional criminal, embedded deeply in organized crime. Taxes: fucking you in the ass and asking you to pay for it, justified by the obligatory reach-around.

Looney's picture


Hillary’s rallying cry: We’re gonna win this erection!

Looney   ;-)

Chicken_Little's picture

My Thai girlfriend says Hillary makes viagra campaign...rigged erection

stocker84's picture

Do you see that your post has a chink in its armor?

nyse's picture

Scott -- we've known you have supported Trump this whole time and I aint madatcha

Handful of Dust's picture

As that pollster Lindsey said, the candidate the media is not talking about is the most dangerous person to America.

erkme73's picture

I sent an email to my supervisor of elections this morning asking that they audit the paper ballots that are returned from vote-by-mail users to make sure there isn't any malicious code in their scanners.

He replied within two hours, explaining that all precincts now use paper ballots which are then optically scanned.  Florida mandates paper ballot audit trails.  I didn't know that, since the last time I voted at an actual precinct was 2008 when they were using touchscreens.   Here's a link he included about the FL election security.

I must admit, if the rest of my counties use paper like this then I feel A LOT better about the odds that it'll be a fair election - at least here.


BuddyEffed's picture

Scott pulls out isolated incidents in a wide sweeping generalization like sign stealing and hopes to make a point that everyone who is not prepared to vote correctly as he sees fit is somehow tainted.

And as if there hasn't been treachery, and double reverse treachery in ways by both parties in trying to set the other party up.  That's what politics in America is on both sides of the aisle nowadays.

Scott Adams, you can use this and build some persuasion techniques around it. Think out of the box. 


Everyone loves Crocodile Dundee. You can get some association transference ginned up that links this to good behavior. 

Work the subliminal angle, but don't rock the boat. 


With Halloween coming up, you can sell the monster side


And scott, speaking of brain recognition patterns, there's this :


My fellow ZH reader, this I ask, and up vote me if worthy of your praise :


And regarding Scott's "Joe Biden said he wanted to take Trump behind the bleachers and beat him up. No one on Clinton’s side disavowed that call to violence because, I assume, they consider it justified hyperbole " well, Scott's take on violence has shown a tendency towards condoning assassination attempts on candidates and that Scott would even be willing to join in said attempts ("to kill" using Scott's own words)  if somehow his candidate (but he may have been implying the other candidate really in a tongue in cheek way) were to get into office and be deserving of his wrath if that president was at all comparable to Hitler.

Scott is a below the belt puncher.

Joe Davola's picture

Funny part about Biden wanting to throw down with Trump behind the bleachers was that just a day or two earlier the wise latina expressed her desire to beat Scalia with a baseball bat.  I don't believe in coincidences.

PrayingMantis's picture



... a little bone to pick ...

... > "Neither Trump nor Clinton are role models for our children." ...

    ... not so fast ... that's only half true, Dilbert ... Trump's kids are great kids and no matter how much the demoncRats dug for dirt on Trump's kids, the worst they could come up with was the alleged "killing"(?) of a "dinosaur" in Africa ...

    ... remember, what Matthew says in verse 7:17, (and I know that the Bible is true) ... "every good tree bears good fruit" ... the Donald must be a good tree (as it was echoed by his children in numerous media interviews, therefore, Trump is a great model for his kids) ... and continuing on that verse, "but a bad tree bears bad fruit" ... and to prove this point, read what the wikileaked emails, and other "news" reports say about Chelsea Hubbell ...



mtl4's picture

Time to put on your "Drain the swamp" hats with the "Don't tread on me" logo on the reverse.

Chris Dakota's picture
Chris Dakota (not verified) Joe Davola Oct 25, 2016 2:53 PM

I had a big 11x17 removable sign on the back of my van 'LOCK HER UP' because you can't have a bumper sticker here.

a week ago. I was on the San Francisco bay bridge in the dark at 6am and this car drives fast next to me, changes lanes in front of me and slams on the brakes. I came within on inch of rear ending him.

I was next to the railing, could have died.

Democrats are street thugs.

ThanksChump's picture

Being wrong makes slow people angry. It isn't their fault, but that doesn't mean they're not accountable.


Democrats couldn't exist w/o very dumb people, so watch out brother.

drendebe10's picture

Progressive liberal democraps are among the meanest, nastiest, intolerant human turds on the face of the earth.  As feebie profilers say, behavioor reflects personality... 

Jack McGriff's picture

Are you being retarded on purpose, or is that the real you?  I seriously can't tell. 

Rancho Texican's picture

These aren't isolated incidents. I live in Houston and I have a yuge TRUMP sticker on the back of my car and I finally had to install cameras inside to stop the vile criminal leftist bullies from vandalizing it. Now they don't even come near it because they see the big stickers that say "Smile you're on camera!"

Mat Cauthon's picture

And it appears you are a below the belt thinker.

drendebe10's picture

WTF?  What bizzaro world are you living in?

consider me gone's picture

Thanks for that. I'm in Florida too and was concerned. Needless to say my level of trust in government is shot.

Gonzogal's picture

From what I have read about the election elsewhere, people are encouraging others to take a cell phone picture of their ballot or voting machine after voting and before getting it scaned/sending it so they have a picture record of how they voted if it is needed.

NoDebt's picture

OK, so Dilbert has gone from supporting Hillary to supporting The Donald to supporting Gary Johnson to supporting The Donald again.

Do I have that about right?  It's hard to keep up with this guy.  He's got an almost Gartmanian ability to change his mind about things.


Latina Lover's picture

Actually, he is not Gartman.  Follow his blogs and periscopes, and you will understand what he is doing.

NoDebt's picture

Was never that into Scott's stuff.  Sorry, just never appealed to me.  I know I'm probably in a minority on that, but that's where I am.  Everyone seems to say positive stuff about him but.... I dunno.  I guess I missed the boat on that one somehow.

And... what's periscope?


HockeyFool's picture

A Periscope is what they shove up Hillary's ass to look for her morals, ethics, and character. Still have yet to find any ...

StychoKiller's picture

Hmm, guess you've never worked in an Engineering Co., or ever had a PHB (Pointy-Haired-Boss!)

any_mouse's picture

Yes I agree,

Can't argue with his take on the monsters ready for HRC. He may have had an epiphany.

nyse's picture

This is a slippery slope my friend..

jmack's picture

Your Thai "girlfriend" has an erection...

Kirk2NCC1701's picture

re "Hillary’s rallying cry: We’re gonna win this erection!"

She probably got that line from Bill. 

JRobby's picture

I like bullies. Their bones seem to make a louder noise when they are taken down? Just my imagination maybe?

stocker84's picture

"" blanking you in the ass and asking you to pay for it, justified by the obligatory reach-around.""


Um, you guys got reach-arounds?

I didn't get one.


crazzziecanuck's picture

I agree, but the OP is just filled with crap GOP operatives have been doing to Democrats for *years* but you know what they say, evil cannot see it's reflection in a mirror. 

That said, Hillary can't see herself in a mirror either.   The author is voting for (knowingly or unknowingly) a bully to stop a bully.  People vote for people who lie to them, even when they know it deep down but yet they also vote for the person they think can "get it done."  Trump fits nicely into both.


This election is a choice between the lesser of two evils.  But in 2016, for the first time in years, the Democrats are no longer the lesser of those two and because they've conditioned many of us to think this way, we can now vote for this lesser with a clear conscience.  We've been told to do this election cycle after election cycle.


Democrats have no one to blame but themselves, but of course, they'll blame Putin.

Looney's picture

Dupe! (It's Bush's fault!)   ;-)


Tiwin's picture

Damn straight its Bush's fault?

and to answer mr adam's question on how to fight ISIS: simply stop sending money to Israel!


Jayda1850's picture

That time Donald Trump sent condolences to John Travolta and Kelly Preston for the loss of their son by talking about how he tried to fuck Kelly Preston


stocker84's picture

That's a broken link and Jayda1850, who is Jayda Pinko  Smith's great great grandmother, is a ctupid sunt. 

stocker84's picture

"A long time ago, before I was married, I met Kelly Preston at a club and worked like hell to try and pick her up," he wrote on the Trump University website. "She was beautiful, personable, and definitely had allure. At the time I had no idea she was married to John Travolta."


Wow, scathing!!!

Go F yourself you paid Hillary Shill!

RaceToTheBottom's picture

Interesting choice of an example of Trumps view on ethics or morals or whatever he saw in her.  And this on his university site?  Pretty disjointed.  Or was this a Slam Trump site?

Syrin's picture

When asked about letting 4 people DIE, did he say, "What does it matter"?   Does he have a trail of over 80 dead bodies in his wake?  Do his body guards assign themselves Trump duty as punishment as the Secret Service does with Hillarnazi?


See, ANYTHING you say about Trump, Hillarnazi has done a THOUSAND fold worse, you treasonous cocksmoker.

scraping_by's picture

The last time we had a Grand Vulgarian as President was LBJ. Who was a mixed bag; Great Society, Civil Rights Act, Medicare, vs Vietnam and suspicions about the JFK assasination. But, speaking as a New Deal Democrat, overall, not bad.

Not this crowd's cup of tea, but good for the common folk. So, really a non-issue.


Oh, and 500,000 dead in Syria. Hillary's never sent them a sympathy note.

BarkingCat's picture

LBJ should have neen aborted as a fetus.

Would have same this nation a lot of pain.

I would like to piss on his grave if I have a chance.

ThanksChump's picture

You clearly know NOTHING about LBJ.


The Civil Rights Act was Ike's and LBJ fought it for a decade. JFK pushed it through and LBJ killed him. Poverty was disappearing at a record 6%/yr, so LBJ pushed the war on poverty that caused poverty to skyrocket and created the Urban Plantations where blacks would pick Democrats instead of cotton.


"We'll have these niggers voting Democrat for the next 300 years." - LBJ


Dimwit slaver party Democrats... Too lazy to read a Wiki page. 

sleigher's picture

I take it you didn't actually read that link?

Moe Howard's picture

Somebody needed to [fuck Kelly Preston] as Disco Travolta was with his gay lover.

Tiwin's picture

There is no way possible someone married to Kelly Preston is gay. No way.

maybe bi.......

BabaLooey's picture

Here's my stock retort to you nitwits that bring up this SHIT about Trump and pussy.

...with a specially flavored shit-bone for you to knaw on, since you somehow, methane cow fartingly, mixed up Travolta's dead son into this maelstrom of effluvia.









wisehiney's picture

After Trump wins, we can knock hell out of them without making Trump look bad.


bankbob's picture

After Trump wins - they will riot in the streets some more.  Every Media Outlet will bad mouth him.  They will whine and wet their pants.