Huma Abedin On Hillary: "She Is Still Not Perfect In Her Head"

Tyler Durden's picture

In light of all the recent concerns about Hillary's health, perhaps Huma Abedin and John Podesta can explain exactly what they meant by the following two emails:

First, Huma:



And this from Podesta:



Seems that the condition of Hillary's head was a big concern for staffers.

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X_in_Sweden's picture
X_in_Sweden (not verified) Oct 25, 2016 12:02 PM

Huma's bitching about gettin' head?


Latina Lover's picture

No,  Huma's pointing out what is obvious to anyone paying attention:  Hillary is suffering from a progressive neurological disorder. In an honest democracy, voters should know this. But we live within a lying leftist matrix.

BaBaBouy's picture
""Huma Abedin On Hillary: "She Is Still Not Perfect In Her Head""

... Perfect for POTUS ~~~

Looney's picture


Huma: She’s still not perfect in her head

Podesta: How bad is her head?

Huma: This morning, she tried to swallow a tampon, claiming that it was an edible microphone.

Looney   ;-)

TeamDepends's picture

Hang these cunts from every available lamppost. It's the only way to be sure.

Bastiat's picture

"still not perfect in her head" - when was she?

Shemp 4 Victory's picture

Hillary is fucked in the head.

Another conspiracy theory becomes fact.

JRobby's picture

Warped from childhood. Bad "environment" 

Joe Davola's picture

The usual amount Mortimer?

Of course Randolph.

RogerMud's picture

Huma Abedin is the ultimate Trojan Horse.. she was born in the US and raised in Saudi Arabia. She is Killary's defacto handler.

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... and while Huma, who's a letter short of being Human, re-confirms without a doubt that Hiliary Clinton of the "Bonnie & Clyde"ish Klinton Krime Kartel is ...

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and while we're so ardently focused on Hiliary being bat shit crazy, ,... 60 civilians were killed, and 200 injured as US-led coalition strikes Mosul residential areas – Russian MoD >>>




The Saint's picture
The Saint (not verified) PrayingMantis Oct 25, 2016 1:48 PM

Maybe if they ran over Hillary's head with a cement truck a couple times she would be able to think clearer.


konadog's picture

I think maybe bring a wooden stake, silver bullets, garlic and holy water just to be on the safe side.

villainvomit's picture

Very nice...I didn't see these two, though.


Corrupt Muncher

Theosebes Goodfellow's picture

~"Huma Abedin On Hillary: "She Is Still Not Perfect In Her Head"~ 

"You ain't tellin' me nothin', sister!"

OverTheHedge's picture

She Is Still Not Perfect In Her Head


Merely referring to Hillary's less than tidy bathroom habits.


You may want to avoid picturing that....

Erek's picture

May not be perfect in her head, but she is STILL the perfect asshole.

beemasters's picture

God helps America (and the world) if a known criminal with neurological disorder becomes president! Hillary should either be in jail or a psychiatric ward. Those are the only right places for her.

cheeseheader's picture

Nope, wrong.



jcaz's picture

Bat... Shit... Crazy......

RattieNomNom's picture

Hillary practicing to give Huma head? hmmm....

No wonder Wiener had to leave her....

PrayingMantis's picture



... and who is Huma Abedin (other than the wife of NY pedo politician Wiener) ... >>> Hillary's #1 aide Huma Abedin: Undeniable ties to terrorists & 9/11 funders (Watch before voting!)    >>> 

oncemore's picture

sad, what is USA doing. you should kill her together with HRC. Both heavy enemies of USA.

Hohum's picture

Ms. Abedin is connected to Mr. Cheney?

bluez's picture

"But we live within a lying leftist matrix." -- Huh???

What the hell doe "leftist" have to do with it? Don't words mean anything anymore. THERE ARE NO "LEFTIST DEMOCRATS ANYMORE, OBVIOUSLY. Just a  Mass Stasi Mediatariat (MSM).

They are all neocon (nuclear) warriors! And they WILL sit eating popcorn waiting for demented Hillary to push the big red "Launch" button.

BabaLooey's picture

...and we find out through secret emails from the Muzzie.

That Abedin is even this close to someone in power speaks to how fucking fucked UP Clinton is.

I would not let Abedin walk my dogs - let alone do ANYTHING in the U.S. Government.

Her taste in men ALONE makes her "not right in the head".


Her taste in men suggest she's a brilliant tactician, actually.

Ride that weak-minded and compulsive moron all the way to the White House / Borg Cube. 

BabaLooey's picture about a double vomit!

Huma - as ugly as a platypus. It's got to be NASTY down there <shudder>

Weinie - Jimmy Durante/Bob Saget/Cyrano De Bergerac - snowplow-ish.


roadhazard's picture

I know a President that had no pictures taken of him in his leg braces. Dubya hid the fact that Cheney was President.

VD's picture

the real stars of this shitshow are Hitlery's doctors -- they managed to hop her up on so much shit she is seemingly functional..... for now....

Joe Davola's picture

...or it weren't her on stage.

Caleb Abell's picture

They got the idea from the movie "Dave"

jcaz's picture

No kidding- biggest suprise of the debates is that Hillary made it thru without coughing or seizing.... 

I want THOSE docs for my Obamacare -  they could get Hitler to stand for a 45 min speech tomorrow....

JRobby's picture

QUITE something the transformation!  Some of those Swiss booster shots?

"Jacky was just speeding away. Thought she was James Dean for a day.

StychoKiller's picture

"What in the World ever happened to sweet Jane?

She lost her sparkle, you know she isn't the same!

Living on Reds, Vitamin C and cocaine,

All a friend can say is 'Ain't it a shame?''"

Mr. Universe's picture

Take a walk on the wild side, and the colored girls sing...

DontFollowMyAdviceImaDummy's picture

too bad those emails were from last year but still HiLlARy's head is, obviously, in permanent recal defillation

Mr. Schmilkies's picture

More extreme carelessness in their emails. 

WhollyShiite's picture

It could be rather entertaining to have a President whose password is her pet's name.

oncemore's picture

the moslem fanatic, the enemy of the state, madam alkaida huma. laughable, that she gets all us secrets and she supports akaida, her mother works for alkaida, her brother works for alkaida.

More Ammo's picture
Huma Abedin On Hillary


He He

Jayda1850's picture

The level of corruption has reached third world status. Burn it all to the ground. Not a Trump fan, but scorched earth might just be what we need.

Oldwood's picture

We either clean house now or watch it all burn down later. We are becoming a people without a country....just as they planned it.

Jayda1850's picture

I feel just like I did in 2004. I was against Bush for all the obvious reasons, but Kerry was even worse. The MSM hasn't learned their lesson since. When the entire system is lining up against one candidate, many will vote for them just to tell everyone in the MSM to go fuck themselves.

scraping_by's picture

Or, like the 2000 election. The smear about 'Gore says he invented the Internet' worked, but Gore still got more votes than Shrub. Even with Nader as a splitter.

Took a lot of rigging and an unconstitutional Supreme Court intervention to get that drug-addled ass grabber in. Look for more this year.

Soul Glow's picture

No shit Huma, no shit.

I am a Man I am Forty's picture

She went and got all fucked up the night before, vodka shots with McCain or something.

Belrev's picture

BREAKING voting machines change from Republican to Democrat in Virginia