Michael Moore: "Trump's Election Will Be The Biggest Fuck You Ever Recorded In Human History"

Tyler Durden's picture

Some fascinating comments from the overtly liberal, Hillary-supporting Michael Moore, who in a recently leaked speech comes perilously close in a speech explaining why on November 8, what is left of middle America will look to cast its vote for Donald Trump for one reason:

Americans might be penniless, they might be homeless, they might be fucked over and fucked up it doesn't matter, because it's equalized on that day - a millionaire has the same number of votes as the person without a job: one. And there's more of the former middle class than there are in the millionaire class. So on November 8 the dispossessed will walk into the voting booth, be handed a ballot, close the curtain, and take that lever or felt pen or touchscreen and put a big fucking X in the box by the name of the man who has threatened to upend and overturn the very system that has ruined their lives: Donald J Trump.

He concludes:

Yes, on November 8, you Joe Blow, Steve Blow, Bob Blow, Billy Blow, all the Blows get to go and blow up the whole goddamn system because it's your right. Trump's election is going to be the biggest fuck ever recorded in human history and it will feel good.

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His full remarks below:

I know a lot of people in Michigan that are planning to vote for Trump and they don't necessarily agree with him. They're not racist or redneck, they're actually pretty decent people and so after talking to a number of them I wanted to write this.


Donald Trump came to the Detroit Economic Club and stood there in front of Ford Motor executives and said "if you close these factories as you're planning to do in Detroit and build them in Mexico, I'm going to put a 35% tariff on those cars when you send them back and nobody's going to buy them." It was an amazing thing to see. No politician, Republican or Democrat, had ever said anything like that to these executives, and it was music to the ears of people in Michigan and Ohio and Pennsylvania and Wisconsin - the "Brexit" states.


You live here in Ohio, you know what I'm talking about. Whether Trump means it or not, is kind of irrelevant because he's saying the things to people who are hurting, and that's why every beaten-down, nameless, forgotten working stiff who used to be part of what was called the middle class loves Trump. He is the human Molotov Cocktail that they've been waiting for; the human hand grande that they can legally throw into the system that stole their lives from them. And on November 8, although they lost their jobs, although they've been foreclose on by the bank, next came the divorce and now the wife and kids are gone, the car's been repoed, they haven't had a real vacation in years, they're stuck with the shitty Obamacare bronze plan where you can't even get a fucking percocet, they've essentially lost everything they had except one thing - the one thing that doesn't cost them a cent and is guaranteed to them by the American constitution: the right to vote.


They might be penniless, they might be homeless, they might be fucked over and fucked up it doesn't matter, because it's equalized on that day - a millionaire has the same number of votes as the person without a job: one. And there's more of the former middle class than there are in the millionaire class. So on November 8 the dispossessed will walk into the voting booth, be handed a ballot, close the curtain, and take that lever or felt pen or touchscreen and put a big fucking X in the box by the name of the man who has threatened to upend and overturn the very system that has ruined their lives: Donald J Trump.


They see that the elite who ruined their lives hate Trump. Corporate America hates Trump. Wall Street hates Trump. The career politicians hate Trump. The media hates Trump, after they loved him and created him, and now hate. Thank you media: the enemy of my enemy is who I'm voting for on November 8.


Yes, on November 8, you Joe Blow, Steve Blow, Bob Blow, Billy Blow, all the Blows get to go and blow up the whole goddamn system because it's your right. Trump's election is going to be the biggest fuck ever recorded in human history and it will feel good.

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Mr.BlingBling's picture

And fuck you too, Fatbody, because some of us have long memories.

balolalo's picture

Trump is the last gasp of the racist far right.


This proves how desperate whites have become.

Poor whites have more in common than poor blacks. 

HockeyFool's picture

You're an idiot. And thanks for letting everyone know.

CuttingEdge's picture

Michael Moore.

Now without any credibility, just a fat cunt who preaches to sheeple.


Delving Eye's picture

For once, Fatboy is actually correct. It will feel good if Trump gets elected and drains that cesspool in DC.

Duane Norman's picture

He'll never get it like real Trump people do. He's the worst. 


PrayingMantis's picture




... while we're discussing the whale fuck-up turd known as Michael Moore, ..

" ... Hillary Clinton’s “Sudden Move” Of $1.8 Billion To Qatar Central Bank Stuns Financial World ..." >>> https://theinternationalreporter.org/2016/10/17/hillary-clintons-sudden-move-of-1-8-billion-to-qatar-central-bank-stuns-financial-world/ ...

 ... is it because ... " ... Are the Obamas, the Clintons and the Bushes going to seek refuge in Countries that don't Extradite to the US if Trump Wins? ..."  >>> http://freedomoutpost.com/obamas-clintons-bushes-going-seek-refuge-countries-dont-extradite-us-trump-wins/ ...

... and did you know that ... " ... The country of Qatar happens to be one of a handful of countries that does not have an extradition treaty with the United States, thus would be a perfect place for her to run to in escaping justice. ..."

... here's more ... >>> "... Donald Trump has said many times during his campaign and at the Presidential debates that once he gets into office, he intends to prosecute her on various high crimes from her latest crimes of sending classified material via a personal e mail server. All the way to gun running to terrorist groups in Syria resulting in the deaths of 4 Americans in Benghazi.

Apparently, Hillary is not the only person in Washington who has made plans to escape justice under a Trump Administration. John Kerry has quietly been selling his property in the US for millions of dollars of late, with an announcement of the sale of his $25 million dollar Nantucket mansion in June 2016, as well as the sale of his yacht for $3.9 million in July 2016.

President Barack H Obama has also apparently been making exit plans with his purchase of a $4.9 million dollar seaside mansion in Dubai in January 2016, another non extradition country.

Snopes and other supposed fact checking sites have debunked both the story of Obama's purchase of the mansion and the firing of Rear Admiral Rick Williams.  However, over the last several months, these sites have been busted for lying in trying to debunk such information as the before mentioned, when in fact the information is true. Snopes and other sites try their best to keep incriminating information from being believed, but the truth has a way of coming out on its own, as it always has. ..."

... source >>> http://freedomoutpost.com/obamas-clintons-bushes-going-seek-refuge-countries-dont-extradite-us-trump-wins/



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The Saint (not verified) PrayingMantis Oct 25, 2016 10:32 AM

So, someone finally held that fat asshole down and gave him a frontal Lobotomy with an ice pick.


Pinto Currency's picture


Moore says it would be great if Hillary killed Vincent Foster because that would be "bad ass".

This is an obviously mentally unbalanced person - he deserves zero attention by ZH.

El Vaquero's picture

Tylers, I think you've been had.




Are you sure that's really Michael Moore talking?  This is Michael Moore talking about Hillary and it was posted yesterday. You really need to double check your shit before you post it.

Save_America1st's picture

well it could easily be argued that Michael Moore is one of the biggest fucktards in all of human history

Manthong's picture

Mr. Moore …

Since you have suggested that there is some penetration to the process………

Allow me to suggest that if someone jammed a 6 inch thick chunk of pine up your butt, you would not even notice it.

Gold...Bitches's picture

Yeah the guy lays out the whole reason to vote for trump and yet he is still for hillary and would try to get others to vote for her too.  Talk about some cognitive dissonance.  

Mister Ponzi's picture

Michael Moore - stupid white man.

neutrino3's picture


Good deal?

Bad deal?


Sold his soul for good pension.

Zarbo's picture

Too late.  Soul already mortgaged.  Now rehypothicated

yippee kiyay's picture
yippee kiyay (not verified) svayambhu108 Oct 25, 2016 11:02 PM

"the elite who ruined their lives"

And who are they? This elusive "elite"? https://goo.gl/bFYusM

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Mano-A-Mano (not verified) yippee kiyay Oct 25, 2016 11:10 PM

I guess the elite wasn't paying Michael enough. He's pissed.

philipat's picture

Hey yippee kiyay, previously mofio then santafe then Aristotle of Greece then Gargoyle then bleu then oops then lance-a-lot then Loftie then toro. You are a serial spammer and a serial pain in the ass. Might I politely suggest that you go fuck yourself? And get a life.

Would appreciate regular ZH contributors please take a moment to help me in my campaign against this idiot and report yippee kiyay to abuse@zerohedge.com.

PS. You might have noticed that my attempt to expose you for what you are is always the same. That’s because your Spam is always the same (Using fake links to your BS site which has no connection to your comments; which are deliberately dramatic to mislead people into responding or clicking on the fake link) so it seems only fair that my exposure of your crap should also always be the same. An eye for an eye.

Oliver Klozoff's picture

I think it is him and he shows the same duplicity of thought that libs and progs possess.

Or are possessed by.


“Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them.”


This is how MDB and EML navigate reality.


ThunderbirdXXI's picture

It depends on how far you thrusted that chunk... If it tickled his tummy, he might get hungry. Too graphic for you?

OverTheHedge's picture

"Trump's election is going to be the biggest fuck ever recorded in human history and it will feel good."

I think this might be a reference to Eccentrica Galumbits (the tripple-breasted whore of Eroticon VI) - "The best bang since the big one!"

(D Adams)

svayambhu108's picture

+1000 for mentioning Doug Adams

Bob's picture

He's not saying in the speech posted by ZH that he is a Trump SUPPORTER.  He is not.  He's simply sharing his observations in a remarkably insightful and honest way. 

auricle's picture

Moore claims to champion the middle class. How could he acknowledge these observations and not vote for Trump? 

Bob's picture

He's always been conflicted.  Grew up in Flint, factory town, blue collar middle class in those days.  But a guy with a knack for the book smart shit that works in school and with the upper middle class.  He's tried to reconcile the two sides his whole life--dressing like a working class dude while running the local co-op art theater in a donated auditorium on Friday nights when we lived in the same hood in the 70's before he busted out big with . . . think about it, Roger and Me, a film championing the blue collar working class against the developing corporatocracy.  Unlike most educated liberal types, his fundamental respect for the blue collar working class shines through in his article above in stark contrast to the condescending disdain most of his peers exhibit for the "deplorables." 

But he has still become a fairly rich guy compared to most.  He's retained the larger liberal values--which are essential to a meaningful respect for the working man--so he's got a serious conflict with this election.  It's interesting to see it come out unconsciously in pieces like this one--this is a more powerful call to action for Trump than anything he's ever said or written in favor of Hitlery. 

It's tough leaving the informed working class and dealing with the contradictions of that life beyond its narrow confines where shit starts getting real crazy. 

And I don't much like the guy.  Just sayin. 

matermaker's picture

Agreed. While I don't like Moore, he's jumping ship.  The natives are restless... this cannot be denied.  I'll say it again, even the press will be begging for a Cunton impeachment within a year.  Most folks secretly want to blow the system up.

jeff montanye's picture

why is it so hard for a real leftist, a hippie who really meant it, to vote for trump?

the opponent is a designer of endless war, a real friend to utterly corrupt banksters and corporatists, is personally corrupt herself and supported (and stayed married to) a rapist who repealed glass steagall.

trump says he doesn't want war with russia or syria and wants to put crooked politicians and banksters in jail.

isn't it really that simple?

hillary talks a relatively good game, sort of.  but her actions are so at odds with her words no one should believe any of them.

auricle's picture

I like some of what he's produced. As smart as he is, how can he be pumping Hillary at this point. She's corrupt and she has never championed the middle class her entire political career. You ever hear Hillary come close to this speach revealing the NWO?


How does Michael Moore not identify with these words and how does he not champion this message? If he doesn't, then it is his loss and he'll be seen as a fake. He's smart enough to know this. Maybe that's why he shows his conflict two weeks before the vote and came out with this analysis. 


Bob's picture

I don't know.  He's gotta be suffering some serious cognitive dissonance because you can't just stuff the most basic element of your identity down out of consciousness and forget about it completely.  But alot of people on the genuine left who supported Bernie are in that position . . . though most of the real serious and intelligent ones are working it out by refusing to yield and are voting for Stein.  I don't know how he's rationalizing it. 

I'll venture a guess that he's caught up in the identity politics part of it that most all of the people around him are outraged about.  Sad that he would forget the solid reality of social class that should remain foremost, considering his origins.  But for those who do keep their eye on that ball, Trump is not the easy choice, either.  Look at the people around him and realistically project his cabinet appointments.  Look at his tax plan, the biggest windfall to the oligarchs in US history . . . with pennies for the middle class.  He pledges to eliminate Obamacare, but it's pretty damn hard to believe he would replace it with anything useful in any way to the people who need it most.  And so on.  It's a tough call on Trump.  Obviously, from Moore's position in the system, blowing it all to hell is a less attractive position . . . even if his own people--the working class--don't have so much of those reservations.  Moore's compromised.  I almost feel sorry for him. 

But there's plenty of inconsistency going around.  The blue collar working class seems entirely blind to the fact that many of the white collar people who fancy themselves as "middle class" have an unspoken yet fundamental contempt for them, whether they attend the same rallies or not.  They seem to be getting lost in the roars of the crowd they're part of when Trump is preaching the gospel.  They are ignoring the reservations noted above that they should be attending to. 

Of course, if it's Clinton or Trump, they have to vote Trump.  But the enthusiasm seems excessive.  I would bet all I own that Trump does not have--and has never had--blue collar friends.  Hard to believe when deal making is actually being done that he's gonna be resolutely on their side.  It's not how he's treated his own employees.  But, hey, maybe he will--yet will eliminating the "Free Trade" agreements outweigh the effect of the tax cuts to the wealthy?  Or will they simply put those extra dollars where they've been going for the last 40 years?  Who knows. But there's no doubt about what Clinton would do. 

I hadn't seen that Trump speech.  Thanks--that was amazingly good!  I would not have imagined he was capable of speaking in such intelligent and coherent language for a full five minutes.  WTF?  Was that off the teleprompter?

If ZH hasn't featured that Trump speech, they really should, I think.

MrFriskles's picture

The voice is definitely him. Go listen to one of his trailers. Just like Hillary, just like all of us, different public and private attitudes. 

booboo's picture

Well we know he's out of Percocet at least

Oliver Klozoff's picture

El V,

I actually watched some of that vid.

Talking his book is my bet.

Either way he gets paid.

WillyGroper's picture

i'll be pilloried for this, so dingers just go forit.

every 4-8 years when the poopulous gets fed up they vote for the other party of the 2 party mirage.

the media tactics, by ignoring etc. trump is causing the ground swell in favor of him.

look who his children are married to, just like the demon child chelsea.

trump is speaking the truth about what got us here.  where he is lying is about bringing jobs back, ain't happen'n.

his "deal or negotiation," is the 4th bankruptcy of ussa.inc.

he's had experience there too.

Rabbi Chaim Cohen's picture

Agreed. I don't think that Trump will be able to deliver on most of his campaign promises. His election (if it happens) will be symbolic for the reasons Moore stated. However his presidency, on the other hand, will be marked by a storm of overreaching executive orders, gaffes, lawsuits and speeches full of excuses. And you thought the media hated GW Bush? LOL!

Trump has no concept of how complex his job will be. It is hard to refute that he appears to be a narcissist which means he is too arrogant to recognize the need to actually listen to his advisors. I also think Mr. Trump lacks integrity and principles, he is simply not a person who demonstrates good character.

Better than Clinton? Yes, YES!

Good overall? No.

WillyGroper's picture

looks like some folks ditched maff class.

Rabbi Chaim Cohen's picture

It looks to me like folks ditched their common sense for the RINO/GOP version of hope and change, this from a lifelong NY democrat who says he's angry and he's a republican. I'm not sure he even understands everything he claims, much less how to deliver on them.

booboo's picture

If a know nothing community organ grinding banker howler monkey could totally fuck up the entire planet and pull it off I think Trump could not do worse

DrewJackson's picture

You mean playing golf 6 times a week ? Taking long expensive vacations in Martha's Vineyard and Hawaii? Flying Family and friends on world tours on air force one? I think Trump will manage. ????

matermaker's picture

as peter schifff said a long time back... there is no more qualified person to file bankruptcy for the US.

auricle's picture

So Moore is voting Trump? Sure sounds like it to me. 

SJEqualizer's picture

What he said about Vincent Foster is not relevant to this video.  Share the video with all of your leftist family and friends.


Implied Violins's picture

Sorry to interrupt here, but this article has just disappeared from ZH:


The Soros article where he says he fixed Clinton's victory via the electoral college no longer exists here. I noticed when I tried to look at a comment I left on that article thread.

Shit has just gotten beyond real, folks. Respond accordingly.

jeff montanye's picture

i'm not much of a snopes fan, and even less of a soros one, but this snopes analysis seems likelier to be true than that george soros ever said trump would win in a landslide (even if trump does win in a landslide and soros thinks so).


he's a seasoned clinton operative who has no motive for such a statement, imo.

and the video looked a trifle hinkey.

trump 2016.

Ralph Spoilsport's picture

That link now shows a snopes page that says " 404 Whoops, we may have lost that page." 4 AM EST


PT's picture

This is not the first time that ZH articles have disappeared down the memory hole, but thanks for bringing this one to our attention.