Caught On Tape: How Russian Soldiers Prepare For Nuclear War

Tyler Durden's picture

The first images of the Russia's recent nuclear attack drill have been released, confirming the massive scale of the preparations...

An unprecedented 40 million Russian citizens, as well as 200,000 specialists from "emergency rescue divisions" and 50,000 units of equipment took part in a four day-long civil defense, emergency evacuation and disaster preparedness drill last week, the Russian Ministry for Civil Defense reported on its website.

As The Sun reports, radiation-ready Russian soldiers prepare for nuclear war in the first footage to emerge of a terrifying practice drill involving up to 40 million people.

Emergency services wore hazchem suits and gas masks during the four-day trial run in Moscow.

Soldiers dressed in hazchem gear carry victims of an attack away from the scene.

Up to 40 million people were involved in the terrifying drill, organised following deteriorating relations between Russia and the West. Soldiers were seen carrying away ‘victims’ of a nuclear attack while civilians scampered into protective tents.

More than 200,000 emergency service staff are believed to have taken part in the drill.

Moscow’s entire population of 12 million would be able to fit into refurbished underground shelters, Russian authorities confirmed.

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drink or die's picture

Here in the US, all we have to do in the event of nuclear war is hide under a desk and wait for FEMA to show up and rescue us.

J S Bach's picture

The Russians know the witch and her full potential for evil far better than the idiots who would vote for her.  Their preparations are prudent... we would be wise to do the same (or assassinate Hillary - one or the other).

Dg4884's picture

Both options aren't terribly unappealing.

beemasters's picture

Just have enough balls to organize massive peaceful street protests in the US history should Hillary win to show the people can see through the rigged system and will accept no more.

No assassination required. That's a lazy way out that will only prove we are just like her. Besides, another Hillary will fill the place if she's gone.

Serfs Up's picture

Well, Russia, for your information we here in the US have plans too.

Let's see have room for as many people as can fit into the subways systems and sewer lines.  

And...uh...each human is equipped with ample fat reserves.

Other than that we got nothin!


Is-Be's picture

You've got Weather Mountain.

Or is that by invitation only?

Thats my best shot at humour. I can't see the funny side of the situation.

Motasaurus's picture

"I watched as he opened the sixth seal. There was a great earthquake.The sun turned black like sackcloth made of goat hair, the whole moon turned blood red,  and the stars in the sky fell to earth, as figs drop from a fig tree when shaken by a strong wind. The heavens receded like a scroll being rolled up, and every mountain and island was removed from its place. Then the kings of the earth, the princes, the generals, the rich, the mighty, and everyone else, both slave and free, hid in caves and among the rocks of the mountains."
- Revelation 6 

It sounds particularly like a nuclear war. A great earthquake followed by the sky being darkened? That's a thermonuclear strike of course, from a local perspective. And then the stars falling like figs is the retaliation strike, where tens of thousands of warheads tear through the atmosphere. And what could "roll up the heavens (atmosphere)" but a massive barrage of nuclear ordinance? If you've seen even one video of a detonation you know that it looks as though it is rolling the sky out of the way.
And then what is a bunker if not a cave? Where will the rich and powerful and people go to flee a nuclear war? That's right, they'll all flee to their "caves".

The point of this is not that you should believe a nuclear war was predicted thousands of years ago, but rather that the people in control of the weapons believe it was. They don't care if you believe, you'll die all the same. The point is that /they/ believe it, and they're working to make it happen. 

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yippee kiyay (not verified) Motasaurus Oct 27, 2016 9:26 PM

The truth behind the conflict with Russia NO ONE dares to reveal.

philipat's picture

Hey yippee kiyay (Soon to be banned and will then use the next new names letsit and lonnng) , previously:

Aristotle of Greece


You are a serial spammer and a serial pain in the ass. Might I politely suggest that you go fuck yourself? And get a life.

Your MO, always the same, is to post a provocative comment which SEEMS to be relevant but you have no interest in joining the discussion (and NEVER do) and your sole objective is to mislead readers into clicking on your falsified links to your BS site. That wastes everyones time is blatant SPAMMING.


UmbilicalMosqueSweeper's picture

"I watched as he turned on the wide-screen TV, tuned in the niggerball game, pooped open a can of light beer, and brought out the popcorn and chips." You're safe can't happen here.

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Il Dottore (not verified) J S Bach Oct 27, 2016 4:14 PM

Fuck yeah, anybody willing to choke that bitch?

Chupacabra-322's picture

America's response.

What time is Dancing With Stars & the game at?

Dixie Rect's picture

Is it possible to choke on pussy? Hilliar would never allow a dick near her mouth, so that type of choking is out of the question.

InTheLandOfTheBlind's picture


Heard rumors that a ted kennedy blow job is what got her on the Watergate investigation

sushi's picture



And it was the quality of that BJ that got her kicked off.



TahoeBilly2012's picture

Please evaporate my liberal friends first!! I didn't do it!!

HardAssets's picture

The Russians are trying to send a message to the insane Nazi neo-cons who have taken over the West. The Russians will not allow themselves to be enslaved. They would rather die. The Russians will not sit back passively waiting to be the target of a nuclear first strike,

Is anyone listening to them?

ramius's picture

Alexandr Nevsky: Go tell all in foreign lands that Russia lives! Those who come to us in peace will be welcome as a guest. But those who come to us sword in hand will die by the sword! On that Russia stands and forever will we stand!


  The message is almost 800 years old now. Napoleon didn't hear it, Hitler didn't hear it, any chance of luck at 3rd try?

dragonspirit's picture

Doesn't look like it. Guess we'll have to mop up the mess AGAIN. Shucks.

TheReplacement's picture

You have liberal friends?  Do you also eat shit for breakfast?  It's probably better for you.

UmbilicalMosqueSweeper's picture

Liberal pussy is still pussy...providing it's real pussy.

Donald J. Trump's picture

We always have a leg up on the Russians.  In the video they're using tents.  Hahaha our desks are wayyyyy better.

Davy Crockett's picture

Can somebody explain the tents to me?  I thought I was becoming a bit of an expert on nuclear survival, but the tents in the video surprised me.  Are these tents that have an external HEPA Filter with a fan, to provide positive pressure? 

SomebodySpecial's picture

After the initial blasts...heat and percussion...the next big thing to protect yourself from is the radioactive dust.

Worst case is it gets in your lungs where it slowly fries you from the inside out.

Eating the hot stuff will pass right through if you're lucky. The rest of the DUST you can just wash off.

Reason for the tents...escape the radioactive DUST!

"a bit of an expert on nuclear survival" but you don't understand the DUST part?

Davy Crockett's picture

I do understand the dust, which is why we have plastic sheeting, stapleguns, duct tape, hepa filters, car battery powered fans, and expandible ducting, to seal off the house as much as possible, and then make it a positive pressure inside so no dust can get in.

However, dust on the roof and outside on the ground will shine radiation right through the walls like they're not even there.  That's why you need the heavy desk with the books and crap around it, to try to shield from the radiation that the external dust is radiating right through your walls and roof.

Which is why I found the whole tent thing so surprising.  Dust on the outside of the tent is going to radiate you almost as bad as dust on your skin.

Thanks for answering though.  Your theory is probably correct, and while it would be pretty ineffective, I suppose anything is better than nothing.


Savvy's picture

Perhaps the tents weren't purchased from mal-wart and are actually made of material that reflects radioactive particles. Or the actual tents that do protect weren't part of the drill.

Oliver Klozoff's picture

It looks like a gov propaganda film to me.

None of that shit is gonna work.

It'll take 3 feet of earth to provide good protection.

Those ruskies are as fucked as we would be.

PTR's picture

Hey, am I crazy or did I just see Crisis Girl crying in one of those clips?

ramius's picture

 That depends on the material the tents are made of. Lead lining cand provide a prety good measure of protection against radiation from the outside, unless some particles get in. THink kevlar, but with steel and lead mesh. But you still need air, hence the fans, though it must be filterred out thoroughly. 

stefanco77's picture

Radiation consists of alpha, beta & gamma particles and neutrons. Only gamma goes through walls/earth/lead/etc and has a long halving time - for some izotopes for years or tens of years. Alpha can be stopped by a sheet of paper (tent) and normally charged beta particles radiate for a few centimeters around - they produce the so-called beta burns when arriving on unprotected skin (look for the Bikini atol incident/Castel Bravo). While their halving times are much shorter than gamma, alpha and beta particles are extremely dangerous when ingested from the radioactive dust - much more than the equivalent quantity of gamma. One tiny particle in the lungs or gut can give during a few days/weeks after ingestion a fatal radiation dose. Hope my answer is clear enough, English is not my first language.     

Bollockinell's picture

Sealing off the house indicates that you believe being holed-up at home will allow you to survive. Somehow I find that difficult to believe because even if you have stored a few years worth of food and water, sooner or later you will have to come out. Last I heard, Caesium 137 has a half-life in the region of 30,000 years and with the concentration following fallout you may be lucky to last a few hours.

And all those bunker guys & gals who think "I'm alright Jack" will be able to enjoy their final years in the prison of their own making while their bodies crave real sunlight.

agNau's picture

Davy understands the ball from his musket mushrooming when it hits a squirrel.

Davy Crockett's picture

Heh!  You shoot under the squirrel, and kill/stun him with shrapnel from the tree.  This is called "barking" the squirrel.

agNau's picture

I always used .22 and head shot. Barking was what I considered a larger caliber shot to avoid damaging too much meat.
Do you can much squirrel brains?
And are you still King of the wild frontier?
Did use .22 in my youth and only irons. Even shot them with .22 ruger revolvers. Never "barked" a little barker but knew how.

UmbilicalMosqueSweeper's picture

Russian wife make good squirrel pie. She pull plow. Strong like bull. Fugly, but wodka fix.

Lumberjack's picture

"hide under a desk"...and grab scissors but don't run with them...


Long muskets!

Seasmoke's picture

Don't forget the scissors !!!

Kirk2NCC1701's picture

Great, another International Bankster funded White v. White mega-war! 

Nuke the Banksters and their hallowed places, and save the planet.

Mazzy's picture

We should've given the jews Uganda instead.

Savvy's picture

Russia's debt to GDP is quite low (13%?), many banksters are just drooling over that capacity for more. Much more.

1980XLS's picture

They will head over to The Cankle residence first, methinks.

We should be good.

wethecom's picture

"the drills were created to help people survive in the event of hillary being elected"

Rich from PDT's picture

Russia of all places... after nearly 80 of communism, is now actually in a position to claim the moral high ground over Hussein Obamas America.

In 12 days we take it back!

TRUMP 2016

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Doppelganger71's picture

They say tea brewed in a samovar makes tea here taste like fairy piss in comparison............

Liberty2012's picture

Yea, it was prophesied too ;)

Liberty2012's picture

Yea, it was prophesied too ;)

Dg4884's picture

Russian chicks are hot.  When they overthrow the U.S, maybe they will send their young women to interbreed.

Gotta look on the bright side, shouldn't be hard to get laid, most of us will be ashes once the nukes go.