"Dickileaks" - Tomorrow's New York Post Front Page

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Slurm's picture

Great time to be alive!



WillyGroper's picture

omg, i can't quit laff'n.

these maggots know no shame!

Escrava Isaura's picture

The situation must be desperate.

Wait next week. It might get bizarre.


The Chief's picture

The situation is desperate but not serious.

jcaz's picture

Awesome- I love Screech.....

Jim Sampson's picture

This Weiner just wont go away!  ~Caitlyn Jenner

City_Of_Champyinz's picture

Damnit this is so awesome and entertaining! People at the office kept coming up to me and asking about my giant shit eating grin.  I pray something comes of it, based on the what I have been reading there may be tens of thousands of emails...


Edit: Bahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahaha cannot stop laughing as I text this pic to friends

Normalcy Bias's picture

If this perverted imbecile is who brings down the Hitlery campaign, the Poetic Justice Meter will fucking explode.

thamnosma's picture

This shit is just too good.   Hey, is CNN even covering this?

pizzedoff's picture

No they just report about Trump slapping someones monkey 50 years ago


yippee kiyay's picture
yippee kiyay (not verified) pizzedoff Oct 28, 2016 9:12 PM

Sexual Deviants make for fun news. http://bit.ly/1sPfpWk

philipat's picture

Hey yippee kiyay (Soon to be banned and will then use the next new names letsit and lonnng) , previously:

Aristotle of Greece


You are a serial spammer and a serial pain in the ass. Might I politely suggest that you go fuck yourself? And get a life.

Your MO, always the same, is to post a provocative comment which SEEMS to be relevant but you have no interest in joining the discussion (and NEVER do) and your sole objective is to mislead readers into clicking on your falsified links to your BS site. That wastes everyones time is blatant SPAMMING.

Apologies to regular ZHers because I do understand these posts of mine can be irritating also, but I am donating my time to expose this shithead for the benefit of the ZH community. Please just skip over my easily recognisable posts when you see them.

NoPension's picture

They are totally off Trump. They try to work it in, but no takers.

Flanderson Pooper was interviewing Kelleyann Conway, and she was doing everything in her power not to crack up smiling! She's a cutie, and it was adorable. Kelleyanne, not Pooper!

InternetToughGuy's picture

It's pronounced: "Inyoursons Pooper"

PrayingMantis's picture


... and I thought Nixon was the Dick ...  :D ...


J S Bach's picture

If you look up the word "dweeb" in the dictionary, Weiner's picture accompanies it.

fockewulf190's picture

Holy shit if that isn´t the best NY Post front page of all time!  DICKILEAKS!!  A bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue to the guy who thought that up! 

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The Saint (not verified) jcaz Oct 28, 2016 6:10 PM

Hillary just spoke and took a couple questions.  Here's what she said:

"I no nuting"

Pinch's picture

Junk article. Weiner's going to have no impact on this election

Poor ol' ZHers still desperate for a win for Trump Drumph.

City_Of_Champyinz's picture

If you can't look at that and laugh at the wording just a little then you completely suck.

Nekoti's picture

The comments are even better.

Heavy's picture

I figured he was MDBing, which should really get non-MDBs banned...unless he certifies them or something...maybe.

Squid Viscous's picture

poor ol' kikes like you gonna end up in hell, enjoy !

gladih8r's picture

....with some angry muzzies who didn't get their virgins like they were promised.  That'll be a real shit-show !

Normalcy Bias's picture

Geez, your comment is worth at least $8.25/hr, not the minimum wage they're paying you now.

You should demand a raise!

Fathead Slim's picture
Fathead Slim (not verified) Pinch Oct 28, 2016 8:00 PM

It ain't about Weiner, pinchaloaf.  It's about the device they recovered which contains emails to and from Hillary. Weiner's shit happened to be on there as well, and that's all trhat has been released so far. Naturally, you missed it.  Dumbass.

WorkingFool's picture

Hey Pinch A Loaf - Go take a shit.  It's coming out of your mouth.  Shithead

Mae Kadoodie's picture

Erection Day is coming soon.

Manthong's picture

You won’t see that phone again berore the election.

The heavy artillery will come from Assange.

Heavy's picture

I would certainly prefer that...

kiwigal's picture

Kim Dot Com may have it that's why he has to hide in N.Z. away from his U.S. enemies.

38BWD22's picture



Yes, I think that the next 11 days will provide many surprises.  Buckle your seat belts everyone.  

Wiki (I believe) says they're saving the best for last.

Handful of Dust's picture

Trump just needs to sit back, have a steak Burger with his beauty Melania and enjoy the Democrat slime buckets self-destruct.

Son of Loki's picture

I, for one, will be overjoyed to be able to look at the First Lady with admiration if Trump gets elected. She and Ivanka are poised , eloquent and so beautiful.

Squid Viscous's picture

and Marla with a 1/4 pound of butter, fun all night!

Escrava Isaura's picture

I think Wikileaks “emails” have peaked, but we’ll find out next week.

Now, if there’s a terrorist attack Trump loses by 20 points.

But if Trump says that he’s gonna repudiate US odious debt he would win by 16 points, because it would attract Bernie’s and undecided voters.


nmewn's picture

You really are skeert aren't you?

Good ;-)

MrTouchdown's picture


If he repudiates, he gets none of the dems. They are going to vote Hitlery or not at all. He'd lose GOPers and Indies who are voting for him because he DOESN'T back down.

If there's a terrorist attack, he wins even more votes because he wants to prevent people from coming in, and Hitlery wants to enable people coming in. Now, if the market would just crash as well, then we might get a real landslide victory for Trump.

Escrava Isaura's picture

Hillary is stronger on foreign policy.

And Trump needs to take the young voter way from Clinton for him to any chance.

Third, the $60 trillion private debt, and the $20 trillion public debt can never be paid back, because it’s odious “explorative” debt and way out of proportion to the real economy.


jcaz's picture

God, you're just so stupid, dude.

Seriously- take your beaner ass back to Brazil,  find a nice taco stand, beg him for a job making waffles.

That's about how much sense your shit makes.....

nmewn's picture

Yezzz, thats when the ObamaCare notices of massive premium increases arrive in the mail.

Cuz...they..."kayrrrre"...or sumpin ;-) 

Escrava Isaura's picture

Obamacare is the least of my worries because I realized Trump will be a total disaster. Our Ponzi scheme stock market will crash by about 20%. The dollar crashes. Trump will trigger trade wars, which the world (Asia and South America) can’t wait. Then, the stock market will crash even further. Trumpcare will bankrupt millions of families and uninsured millions more. Trade wars and healthcare will cause major job losses. Also, Trump doesn't address the creation of money out of debt.

However, Trump got one ism right. Trump mused during an interview with Bloomberg Businessweek in May. “You’re going to have a worker’s party. A party of people that haven’t had a real wage increase in 18 years, that are angry.” 



Heavy's picture

Sometimes the shit starts to pile up over the seat, that's usually a good time to burn the shithouse down?

nmewn's picture

Not sure what you mean by "our"...you are a dual national who is planning on voting or who has already voted for Hillary.

Now tell me, am I lying?


I'll take the downie as a...NO...I'm not lying.

Thx! ;-)

WorkingFool's picture

Wait, your going to try and pin a stock market crash on Trump?  You ignorant slut, we never recovered from the last Clinton housing scam. We have had 50+ years of Kenyian theft and fraud.  Fuck you 

Escrava Isaura's picture

Trump is worse than a Keynesian in steroids because all Trump assets are non-productive assets. Trump lives of renting. Even his name he rents. Trump is the ultimate parasite, if ones bother to look…………which is obvious that you didn’t.



dark pools of soros's picture

who gives a FUCK about the stock market over the rule of law??  The whole shit market was bankrupt in 2008 and needed to be flushed but Obama nigger riched it for 8 years on a $10 trillion credit card by letting the bankers break all the rules