Meanwhile, At Hillary Clinton's Headquarters: Tragedy

Tyler Durden's picture

It was supposed to be a night of joy, celebrations and breaking "glass ceilings." It is now nothing short of tragedy.

despite a palpable buzz in the air at the start of the evening, the crowd grew quiet as the swing states of North Carolina and Florida went to the Republican presidential nominee. Michigan, New Hampshire and Wisconsin all look as though they could swing for Trump, as well. Pardon, president Trump.

“I feel nauseous,” one top campaign official for Clinton told People before slipping behind a black curtain beyond which reporters were barred.

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Jethro's picture

With any luck, Hillary will have a stroke in her concession speech. 

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Jim in MN's picture

Ahhhh, maybe y'all should have gone with Bernie.


Just sayin'

CuttingEdge's picture

For the first time (other than a hotel in Egypt years ago when there was fuck all else) in my life I am watching CNN. And boy, watching the bleating is a serious pleasure. A once in a lifetime MSM self-flagellation experience guys - don't miss it.

They are already complaining about "Lock her up" chants at Trump Tower.

Newsflash for CNN.

You and your parasitic insidious fucktard ilk lost, bitchez.

Now get ready to reap the whirlwind.

Hillary for Prison


Mr. Universe's picture

No mandate here. A divided country as 30+ million voted for the beast.

TeamDepends's picture

Awww proglodytes, it's not that bad...... Oh yes it is! NO You Can't!!!!

Manthong's picture

As Martha Stewart might say…


It’s a good thing.


..or as Kahn might say…

Shadenfreude is a dish best enjoyed cold.


..or as Schopenhauer indeed did say…

“To feel envy is human, to savour schadenfreude is devilish”


I am feeling pretty deplorably devilish and beyond redemption about now.

TeamDepends's picture

Tyler, what happened to this thread? Did it get CERNed/Mandella Effected?

FatTony7915726's picture

It's going to be a long night. Trump and his campaign advisors will put a big pot of coffee to brew. While Hillary and her advisors, more specifically John Podesta, will be drinking Bill's semen mixed with human blood and breast milk. Hillary and her gang will be doing quite a bit of spirit cooking tonight.

Slurm's picture

Pretty sure she already stroked out.


She'll be coughing and twitching the whole speech.


Wonder if she makes it through without crying/dying.



Troy Ounce's picture




Gaius Frakkin' Baltar's picture

Ah poor vaginas... Next time vote with your brain.

OregonGrown's picture



People in 5 states can go smoke a bowl, legally, and laugh and enjoy these pictures even MORESO.....  

MisterMousePotato's picture

Earlier today, there was a headline at

Trump on verge of winning presidency; world in shock.

In any kind of sane universe, the headline would be:

Hillary almost wins presidency; world in shock.

quartshort's picture

This is better than pr0n.

AVmaster's picture

Go home and cry...


The adults have to get to work and clean up your mess now...

Infocat's picture

This election result is completely unsurprising. Ethnic diversity leads to the decline of social cohesion. Multiracial empires don't work.

PrayingMantis's picture


... pasta poodesta's pedo pizza pricks pissing ...

      .... they'll soon report to the jail warden ...


MANvsMACHINE's picture

I now want to see Giuliani become the AG and go after all of the criminals.

Keyser's picture

It looks like bitter almond all around for the Klintoon camp and I bet they use koolaid cups too...

Tarzan's picture

Amen to that, go get'm Giuliani!


Where's Pinch now?

Bob Lidd's picture

Trey Gowdy needs this spot...AG.......

sarz's picture

There is a huge problem with that. Giuliani is one of the big criminals.

9/11 Suspects: Rudy Giuliani

One of the most worrying aspects of the Trump campaign is that he had to do it with the help of people like Giuliani, who from the beginning did everything he could to make himself indispensable. Trump is famously loyal. But he is also a patriot. He knows the truth about 9/11. There is an available video of him at the WTC two days after 9/11, accompanied by his chief engineer, who just happened to have been one of the main engineers for the WTC. Trump talks about the bomb in the basement, without which the tower would not have come down. Trump has promised to release the 9/11 evidence. So what to do with Giuliani? He could make a deal for state's evidence. But look at the enormity of the crime. 3000 Americans dead directly, and millions of others indirectly. Now what?

Tiwin's picture

"Mr. Trump, this is the secret Zapruder Film, taken from the grassy knoll area.......good? Good. Any questions?"

" It appears that the woman with you in this video is in fact a girl only 16 years old. Hormones , Mr. Trump"

"This is Bibi. Dont you DARE ever leave me on hold that long again! Do you understand? DO YOU UNDERSTAND??"

Okay fellow ZHers , Hildebeast didnt claim her throne. Yaayy!

Pardon me for lack of enthusiasm, I remember Obama's promise spree also.

More recently I remember Trump calling the Dancing Israelis -Arabs , and claiming the fakeass entity known as "Isis" is a threat to the U.S. and 32 countries.

Once again ...pardon my lack of enthusiasm.

sarz's picture

     "More recently I remember Trump calling the Dancing Israelis -Arabs"

As one of a number of Republican candidates, Trump's only access to the media was through the use of jujitsu. His mention of thousands of Muslims celebrating 9/11 in New Jersey was of course a lie -- a brilliant one, and under the circumstances, excusable. People looked it up and the result was that the number 2 trending topic on Google for a couple of weeks was the real people caught in New Jersey celebrating the plane crash into the WTC tower: 5 Israelis, who turned out to be Mossad.

Trump recited that silly poem about the snake at many rallies. That too was a way of saying the unsayable.

Harlequin001's picture

Newsweek had better get printing, and fast...

thetruthhurts's picture

But . but , the fireworks!  What happened to the fireworks Mommie?

tarsubil's picture

Mmmm, sweet tears of unfathomable sadness.

divingengineer's picture

Look at those faces of disillusioned youts.

"But, but, but, the polls!"

Fed a steady diet of BS by the MSM, they never conceived of the possibility.

Dave5150's picture

There are SO many pictures that are just hilarious.  You poor bastards, I am THOROUGHLY enjoying and laughing at the losers who are crying in so many of those pictures.  The one that's just beyond funny is the loser who is in the fetal position on the floor, LMAO!!!

I don't know what's funnier - seeing the pictures, or knowing that reality smacked all of them upside the head with a 2x4.

Tarjan's picture

Yeah, that pic of the fetal position on the floor is a classic snowflake meltdown! Now these fuckers will have to grow up.


tmosley's picture

Wakey wakey.

This election fucked me pretty good by not going to the extreme I thought it would, but much better a simple victory, expecially retaining the House and Senate, then letting that corrupt beast in there.

Now, let the prosecutions begin!

Creative_Destruct's picture

Yes, better'n porn it be.

BUT- the calls on the last states (Penn and Wis in particular) are being delayed and I'm starting to smell a rat...

Are they cooking up more absentee ballots in the Philly area to offset Trumps lead???

Are they doing same around Milwaukee???

Hope not.... but when TPTB are against you, including the Clinton Corruption Hydra, paranoia is simply a justifiable attitude...

s2man's picture

Yeah,  delayed results smell of Chicago polititics; Wait until you seen how many 'votes' you need,  then report.

I grew up in Chi town.   I know the smell.   BTW,  Chi is a good place to be FROM.

Creative_Destruct's picture

AGREE. Spent some of my formative and college years in and around Chicago, back in the days of the R.J. Daley Machine, and I'm familiar with the ploys.

And I too am damn glad to be gone from there.

Did Podesta call the fix in to the Philly and Milwaukee areas before leaving to go tell everyone to go home?

Withdrawn Sanction's picture

"Chi is a good place to be FROM."

Not even that...better to say you're from Gary, IN than Chicago

Creative_Destruct's picture

THANKFULLY,  it now looks like my paranoia was unjustified. All the MSM and other media outlets are now calling it for Trump. And Hillary called Trump to concede.

BUT the MSM is also reporting that the Hillary campaign is still looking into the vote counts, so we shall see.

Looks doubtful that they can take it from Trump at this point, though.


LowerSlowerDelaware_LSD's picture
LowerSlowerDelaware_LSD (not verified) MisterMousePotato Nov 9, 2016 12:40 AM

Awwwww...  No dictatorial powers for Hillary cronies and suck-ups now.  Cry, snowflakes, cry.

MisterMousePotato's picture

Well. Looks like I have to edit a double post. Fresh outta cute bullshit, though.

I can honestly say that I don't care as much as I should. If not this election, then it'll be the next one or the one thereafter.

Unless Donald Trump decides to avail himself of all those lovely Executive Orders signed by BO and his predecessors and actually do something about domestic enemies.

If he does that, I'll buy drinks for everyone here at ZeroHedge.

847328_3527's picture

Bernie had a real shot at beating Trump, fair and square. The DNC cheated him and threw their own Dems (the Bernie supporters) under the bus.

SumTing Wong's picture

So here's the difference. These people were looking for a savior to pul them out of the shit they look at on a daily basis.

The other side would keep busting ass to try to succeed even if their candidate didnt win. There would have been sad faces, but they would have drunk the champagne anyhow and gotten up and gone to work tomorrow morning.

The Libertarian party was the happiest bunch of losers I've seen. I just wish they would have gotten to 5%.

bidaskspread's picture

Lock her up and take the last 8 years of hope/change and flush it.

Manthong's picture

As Martha Stewart might say…


It’s a good thing.


..or as Kahn might say…

Shadenfreude is a dish best enjoyed cold.


..or as Schopenhauer indeed did say…

“To feel envy is human, to savour schadenfreude is devilish”


I am feeling pretty devilish about now.

Dame Ednas Possum's picture

They will drop this evil bitch like the stinking turd she is.

Now chain her up in a dungeon where she can do no more harm.

And please set free Assange, Manning and Snowden...

A Nanny Moose's picture

Dear Communist Leftoid Cucks,

Please make good on your promise to leave the country upon Mr. Trump's Election. Failure to do so could result in free helicopter tours, Pinochet style.

Otherwise, don't let the door hit ya, where god split ya.


The Thinkers who will MAGA