The Morning After: Newspaper Covers From Around The Country

Tyler Durden's picture

After largely shunning his campaign, with barely any endorsements for Trump versus more than 85 for Hillary, here is what the newspapers around the country are saying this morning.





And this is what they were saying before:

Most amusing, perhaps, is the following attempt at apology by Jeff Bezos' blog which now appears somewhat concerned about its ongoing viability.

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konputa's picture

Exactly. This election cycle spells the death of the MSM.


Lets see some pics of crying Hillarity supporters.

HockeyFool's picture

When does Hillary and Bill and all their friends go to jail?

jcaz's picture

Hey Newsweek- where's yours?


de3de8's picture

Fuck the daily news

Fizzy Head's picture

"The military-industrial complex regularly pressured JFK to start all-out nuclear war" and looked what happend, just sayin......... 

Harlequin001's picture

I seem to remember that they fucked up somewhat...
or are they so insignificant that nobody gives a fuck what they print anymore ...

nmewn's picture

I want to see pics of butt hurt progs standing in line at airports for the next flight to Canada!

TeamDepends's picture

We present this laurel, and hearty fuck you to PC commies 'round the world!

Joe Davola's picture

So, are cankles and the halfrican working on a constitution end-run? Concede already. Nobody wanted whatever it was she was selling, in fact I thought she was Trump's best campaigner: 'why am I not 50 points ahead'. She sounded like your unhinged (ok, maybe it was just mine) aunt who'd had a "spell" last year.

MagicHandPuppet's picture

90% of my Facebook friends are brainwashed liberals of the 10th degree.  The meltdown is priceless.  I'm forgiving myself for the damage I did to my liver last night/this morning waiting for the results to be finalized as I'm laughing at these dumb fucks completely losing it.  OMG.  Thank you, libtard friends.  This is why I keep you in my life!

jbvtme's picture

i just started my wood stove with a copy of the local rag, its highest and best use.  i will miss them

Solid Gold Bubble's picture

Lol, same. And for the second time this year after a similar group tantrum at the brexit results. I never get in the ring with them - I just watch and smile. They probably have no idea that they even have any non-Libtards on their friends list. This "silent majority" thing really works.

RAT005's picture

Halfrican!! That's a first for me. Works well with:

The Halfrican Obamanation!

ExYank's picture

Australia is full up, they need to stay the fuck out. Its fucked up enough here already.

Rage Against Your Face's picture

They like refugees therefore send them to the Manus and Nauru camps.

fx's picture

that satire piece of MDB is hilarious: "Instead of choosing a qualified and capable functionary – who would have worked tirelessly to lessen the labor pains for white Americans ..." Too bad, no such guy or gal was running for president.

And "lessen the labor pains" ?? Barry and Hitlery did a great job at that already - look by how much labor participation rate has declined.

Shemp 4 Victory's picture

We really should be thanking MDB for his role in the election results:

No need for snowflakes to flutter out of their safezones and vote as long as Hillary has it in the bag.

FlyinHigh's picture

This is for MDB personaly: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE  ,,l,,

Savvy's picture

We don't want your libs, we have too many already.

jus_lite_reading's picture

Dear Mainstream Media,

FUCK YOU! You should have NEVER agreed to Obama repealing the Smith Mundt act in 2013!

No you must pay!

WE the people of the FREE WORLD have spoken!

Hail KEK!

Jonas Parker's picture

I'll contribute to one-way bus tickets to the border for any Democrat willing to leave!

Jonas Parker's picture

I'll contribute to one-way bus tickets to the border for any Democrat willing to leave!

WillyGroper's picture

Saw a vote sign right next to a graveyard yesterday...guess what state?

armageddon addahere's picture

Fleets of Volvos and Land Rovers with Clinton bumper stickers backed up at the Canadian border, none at the Mexican border.

djealas's picture

Fuck that! I'm from Canada and we don't want anymore left wing scum!

Whoa Dammit's picture

Is that sound I hear a flock of G7's taking off from various airports so its occupants can avoid prosecution?

Hurricane Harry's picture

Now the REAL work begins.
Roll out the Guillotines!

TheMeatTrapper's picture

I expect the Clinton Foundation will soon be making a large donation to the Obama Presidential library. Pardons don't come cheap!

jus_lite_reading's picture



GEORGE SOROS now seen fleeing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF?!?!?



Beowulf55's picture

He hasn't been sworn in yet....nothing has changed........a lot still can happen between Jan 20th and now...........Better pray he stays alive.



Donald J. Trump's picture

I can picture Barry at his desk now.  Where's my pen, I got some some serious fuckin up the country to do.

Antifaschistische's picture

First line of business:

Outlaw all Foreign governments, foreign institutions, and non US citizens from contributing to any US domestic politician or any family member or Federal Government employee while in office.  

Any citizen who has received foreign corporate or individual contributions while not in office, but now seeks a political office or government position, must return in full all contributions received within the past 15 years.

No US Congressperson or President or family member or Federal government employee is allowed to establish a Foundation by which they receive any contributions or fees of any kind from any entity (foreign or domestic) other than a US citizen.  

All such contributions must be limited to or less than $1,000 per citizen.

Chris Dakota's picture
Chris Dakota (not verified) Harlequin001 Nov 9, 2016 7:44 AM

Biggest loser of 2016 is........

Saul Alinsky...bhhhhwaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh, Ima gloatin'.

TeamDepends's picture

He wanted to be Satan's cabana boy and he got the job. "Fetch me another Bloody Mary, Saulie Boy!"

Crash Overide's picture

If Obama and Clinton are to be remembered for anything let it be their mug shots when they are settling into their future federal housing.

I hope Trump tears their bullshit globalist warmongering police state legacy into fucking shreds starting day 1 so we can get back to being a respectable country again.

SquirrelCutter's picture

I'm just hoping that cucksocker Soros slips in the shower and breaks his neck while getting a reach-around from Obamalamadingdong.


HenryHall's picture

Absolutely no mention of "drain the swamp" at Trump's victory speech.

I fear he was lying too. I so very much hope I'm wrong on this.

Chris Dakota's picture
Chris Dakota (not verified) HenryHall Nov 9, 2016 7:48 AM

He hasn't even started yet.

At least things won't get worse.

beemasters's picture

First, he praised Hillary and said the nation should be grateful to her. He didn't even have the decency to thank Wikileaks that made it all possible???

I guess we can guess whose side he's really on. Time will tell.

HandyCrapper's picture

Maybe that is what he meant. The nation be grateful to her for being such an asshole, bitch.

beemasters's picture

No. He was clear...He said the nation should thank her for her service and hard work (when she should instead be in jail without thanks). What about Assange's real altruistic service???

HenryHall's picture

>> No. He was clear...He said the nation should thank her  ...  What about Assange's real altruistic service???


If he were to visit Assange in the Ecuador embassy in London to thank him personally then that would move mountains.

Let's hope he pardons Bradley Manning soon too.


Got The Wrong No's picture

His speech was about unifying America. He is a man who doesn't forget who fucked him. Patience is a virtue. 

EhKnowKneeMass's picture

Well, if he had praised wikileaks, then, the liberal media would have used this logic to say the Russia stole the election for Trump.

Wikileaks = Russia = Trump

But, you are right, only time will tell.