Clintons Already Plotting Their Comeback As Chelsea Is Being Groomed For Congressional Run

Tyler Durden's picture

Just when you think the country is finally done with the Clintons in public office, you wake up to the following headline from the NY Post highlighting a potential Chelsea run for Congress.



According to the NY Post, the Clintons' recent purchase of their neighbor's home in Chappaqua was a strategic move to setup Westchester residency for Chelsea who could then run for Nita Lowey's seat in NYC's 17th Congressional District.

While some pundits are declaring the Clinton political dynasty dead, sources tell us that it is far from over. Chelsea Clinton is being groomed for the New York seat held by Rep. Nita Lowey.


Chelsea could run for the seat in NYC’s 17th Congressional District once Lowey, a 79-year-old respected career politician with nearly 30 years in office, decides to retire, we have exclusively learned.


Lowey’s district includes parts of Rockland and Westchester counties and, conveniently, Chappaqua, the Clinton family home base.


In August, Hillary and Bill Clinton purchased a home next door to their primary residence in Chappaqua for $1.16 million, which is intended for Chelsea, her husband, Marc Mezvinsky, and their two children, Charlotte and Aidan.


While Chelsea currently lives, and is registered to vote, in Manhattan, she could easily make Chappaqua her legal residence in order to run for Lowey’s seat when it becomes vacant.


A source told us, “While it is true the Clintons need some time to
regroup after Hillary’s crushing loss, they will not give up. Chelsea
would be the next extension of the Clinton brand.
In the past few years,
she has taken a very visible role in the Clinton Foundation and on the
campaign trail. While politics isn’t the life Hillary wanted for
Chelsea, she chose to go on the campaign trail for her mother and has
turned out to be very poised, articulate and comfortable with the

As Doug Band would say, it seems as though young Chelsea is still trying to find her way in life...

"She is acting like a spoiled brat kid who has nothing else to do but create issues to justify what she's doing because she, as she has said, hasn't found her way and has a lack of focus in her life. I realize she will be off of this soon but if it doesn't come soon enough...."



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nuubee's picture

Another corrupt vagina thinks she's worth something.

NoDebt's picture

This is a problem for another day.  And, frankly, she doesn't have the chops her Mom and Dad had.  No threat.


Looney's picture

Chelsea for Congress?

She took her first step at 12 years old.

She started talking at 15 y.o.

She still wets her bad. All attempts at potty-training have failed miserably.

She loves monkeys – they look just like her.

She loves talking to her father, but not when Bill is in the room.

She enjoys riding through the Central Park in an adult-size stroller.

She wants to become a doctor – every day, at the Foundation, she cuts open a few live critters – doves, kittens, and puppies.

She is as qualified to be a public servant as her mother or uncle Barack!

Looney   ;-)

Bastiat's picture

She'll go down with the Clinton Foundation.

Holy hand grenade of Antioch's picture
Holy hand grenade of Antioch (not verified) Bastiat Nov 11, 2016 10:39 AM

She'll go down on any circumcized penis.

Stackers's picture

Oligarchy: is a form of power structure in which power effectively rests with a small number of people. These people might be distinguished by nobility, wealth or family, ties.

Shemp 4 Victory's picture

Chelsea auctioning off political favors is the only available resource left for the Clinton Foundation to mine.

Mr. Universe's picture

Never forget (as they certainly won't let you) that the Clinton Cabal has files on the dirty secrets of just about anyone who is anyone in Washington. How much is that worth?

MillionDollarBonus_'s picture

She would be an excellent congresswoman and a fantastic future President. Hillary will be able to live her dreams of being President through her daughter! What a beautiful and heartfelt story of a mother’s love for her daughter. After four years of deplorable leadership under Trump, America will be ready for its first female feminist President. Let’s start working now to make this a reality.

jcaz's picture

Beats getting a job.... How's that going for your hubby, BTW?   BUWHAHAAHHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guess Barry will have to add her to his pardon list, tho- doing 5 to 10 for Foundation Fraud is kinda a mood killer in an election;

Then again, didn't seem to slow Hillary down much.....

PrayingMantis's picture

... on Chel<puke>sea's Congress run ... is like Bill saying ... "I knew the dog was possessive about the car, but I would not have asked her to drive it if I thought there was any risk".


Manthong's picture

It will be a bit difficult to run a campaign from prison.

beemasters's picture

Never underestimate Chelsea. The Clintons are resilient like grass. You need to get rid of the root deep underground too or it will soon continue to ruin your garden bed.

Buckaroo Banzai's picture

She is the daughter of Webb Hubbell and Hillary Clinton. Zero genetic material from the only decent politician in the family.

RaceToTheBottom's picture

Maybe the Clinton charity can fund her next two weddings as well.

Her husband does not have the IQ to work for WS.  The tribe has minimum requirements.

Fish Gone Bad's picture

Chelsea used money from the non-profit foundation to pay for her wedding.  Her rocket surgeon husband used foundation money to start a hedge fund and lost it all. 

$625 million of someone else's money, gone. 

King Tut's picture
King Tut (not verified) Fish Gone Bad Nov 11, 2016 11:26 AM

He must be retarded to be in The Tribe and still lose that much $- of course there is no honor amongst thieves

oncemore's picture

B. Maddof got 90 years and is behind the bars. However he lost 100x more 5*10^13), than the amateur HF CEO.  This member of the tribe is free, even losing 500.000.000

just the tip's picture

i can just hear chelsea now, speaking of her mother from the oval office, "can't we just drone that bitch?"

kralizec's picture

Sure, why not...Webb Hubble's daughter is just as corrupt, crazy and entitled as any other elitist snowflake...

More Ammo's picture

Even with the plastic surgery she still looks like him more and more.

DeadFred's picture

I don't know, I think the plastic surgery did a good job. If you squint your eyes just right you can almost imagine Bill is her father. I used to work in a burn hospital and some of those surgeons are real artists.

Citxmech's picture

She has no tenacity and even less faux sincerity than mom (unlike Bill, who is a true artist at turning on the "aw shucks" country charm).  

"I really tried to care about money. . . "  




Milton Keynes's picture

Just as Greedy as her mother, with None of Bill's Charm and way less management skill then her Father Webb.

The Wizard's picture

Webb would love to see her carry on the corruption. It would make him proud.

Mustafa Kemal's picture

"America will be ready for its first female feminist President."

Man, you have to love American feminism, so sound

Yes We Can. But Lets Not.'s picture

MDB.  Oh, I thought that perhaps you'd offed yourself early Weds. morn.

Tough day, huh?

bh2's picture

Ivanka would eat her lunch.

woody188's picture

I think Ivanka would have made a better candidate than her father. She has her stuff together and is gorgeous as well.

Normalcy Bias's picture

Chelsea...being "groomed?"

The jokes just write themselves...

Colonel Klink's picture

Take your dickbeaters off the keyboard and please answer line .357 stat!

moneybots's picture

"She would be an excellent congresswoman and a fantastic future President."


Those sarcs never stop coming from MDB.

OverTheHedge's picture

It's a trailer for a new movie: cue Jaws music:, dedadedadedadeda

"Just when you thought it was safe to get back into {the water} {politics}" (I would use strike-through, except t doesn't work any more) :-(


BTW - what is it with this new thing of triple bracket parenthesis? (((Like this)))? Is it more important (((If it is nested)))?  And should I include the (((?)))?


MillionDollarBonus_'s picture

Trump will never be my President. Obama needs to head up the UN and then the UN needs to take over and start running things. The time for global governence is here. We can no longer deny it.

chrsn's picture

The desire for global governance is what got you Trump in the first place

Cursive's picture

The founding fathers would have put a stop to this.  No dynasties, and thank you General Washington for setting the precednet of two terms.  The libtards would have us revert to a truly Medieval practice of dynastic families.  It all started with the Youth Generation of the 60's and the Kennedys and Camelot.

woody188's picture

Not just the liberals. Jeb Bush was supposedly the man the RNC wanted. They seriously wanted Bush v. Clinton all over again. That's pretty messed up for a democratic republic, like it shouldn't ever happen!

any_mouse's picture

Repudiation. The Theme of 2016 in UK and USA.

moneybots's picture

"Trump will never be my President."


Until January 20, 2017. Luv your sarc.

BennyBoy's picture


Let's start a nuclear war with Russia!

From the rubble of billions of dead will arise the true liberals of the world! Ready to rule any and all humans. Even the ones with 3 eyes and a tale!

MDB site: "1. Engage Russia in Kinetic Action

As we covered in yesterday’s article, Obama needs to force Trump’s hand by launching a preemptive strike against Russia such as a no-fly zone over Syria, which as top generals have pointed out, will provoke Russia into declaring war with the United States. NATO will then be able to invade Russia, and Trump will have no choice but to follow through and support the invasion until its conclusion."

Vendrell's picture

I look forward to your trolling in the new era. Godspeed, MDB. 

kralizec's picture

You left out "spontaneously combust". FIFY

GreatUncle's picture

Think war is coming MDB, just a temporary lull.

Joe Davola's picture

I can't imagine the democrats want any more of them.  How can you continue to claim to be the party of the people and trot people like her out.  Oh yeah, claims and reality are two different things.

Mustafa Kemal's picture

"I can't imagine the democrats want any more of them."

There will be two camps. Those that want to keep building bridges and breaking glass ceilings and making lots of money, and those that will try to figure out what went wrong and try to make some changes that will actually save the Democratic party. Well see who wins that struggle

Citxmech's picture

The problem the DNC is having is that they identify their candidates first (based upon who bows lowest to Moloch and sucks Soros/GS/Kissinger dick the deepest), and then markets them to their manufactured demographic.

Turns out people actually like to have their interests represented by somebody who reflects their honest concerns rather than a walking teleprompter on marionette strings.  

woody188's picture

Have they ever really clarified which people they represent? :)