"Triggered" Lena Dunham Checks Into Posh Arizona Resort For "Vision Quest"

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Last week we noted an article written by Lena Dunham for the feminist blog Lenny Letter, entitled "Don't Agonize, Organize," in which Dunham chronicled her complete devastation on election night after she realized that "something had gone horribly wrong"

The three hours I spent at the Javits Center Tuesday night, surrounded by campaign staffers and fellow surrogates for Hillary Clinton, are blurred and spotty. At a certain point it became clear something had gone horribly wrong. Celebrants' faces turned. The modeling had been incorrect. Watching the numbers in Florida, I touched my face and realized I was crying. "Can we please go home?" I said to my boyfriend. I could tell he was having trouble breathing, and I could feel my chin breaking into hives. Another woman showed me her matching hive, hidden by fresh concealer.

 

At home I got in the shower and began to cry even harder. My boyfriend, who had already wept, watched me as I mumbled incoherently, clutching myself. "It wasn't supposed to go this way. It was supposed to be her job. She worked her whole life for the job. It's her job."

Since election day we've been peppered by one outburst after another from the disaffected snowflake who can't seem to come to terms with the results of the democratic process.  She recently went so far as to share her utter "terror" that a "predator will soon be residing in the White House."

Now, apparently the post-election stress has just overwhelmed the sensitive Dunham to the point that she has checked herself into a posh resort in Sedona, Arizona to recover from her misery.  Per the Instagram post below, Dunham has resorted to desert "vision quests" to help with her suffering.

Asked the Canyon for some guidance. She said this week is going to be revolutionary, and so I threw my arms open and said "bring it." (Good thing we got the week's first true smile on camera.) Loving you all and whispered some wishes for you into the big red rock.

 

While we wish her the best of luck as she wanders aimlessly in the desert, we would just like to remind Dunham that travel arrangements are still set to the extent she wants to follow through on her pledge to move to Vancouver. 

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FGH's picture

Cactus dildo!

Vatican_cameo's picture

 

Let her bond with the Snakes and Scorpions (you know, the Democratic Elite).

JRobby's picture

Give her peyote, When she realizes who she actually is, her brain will explode.

just the tip's picture

she has a brain? 

says who?

The Saint's picture
The Saint (not verified) just the tip Nov 17, 2016 4:28 PM

Lena, call a bunch of your friends down for dinner.  like Clooney, Moore, Dicaprio, DeNiro, and a bunch others.  That way we'll know where to send the B-1 with the bombs.

 

spastic_colon's picture

goddammit ZH quit giving this waste of a human press time!! I've already said goodbye to breitbart for the same fucking thing! quit making these idiots relevant! fucking clickbait for ad $$ and I will not have it.

ACP's picture

WTF?

It said it has a boyfriend. How is that possible?

jcaz's picture

Jump into the live volcano.....

spastic_colon's picture

PS - didnt she and a hundred other lying cowards say they were leaving?! last time i checked arizona was in the US; put your money where your fucking carpet hole is bitch!

Overfed's picture

Maybe she'll step on a rattlesnake.

SumTing Wong's picture

Predator in the White House? Os, she was talking about those days from 1993-2001 and hoping that same guy would be back there?

ipso_facto's picture

'last time i checked arizona was in the US...'  Have you been to the Southwest in the last 10 years?

spastic_colon's picture

good point.........at least we know which resort and spa to boycott in sedona.

yovatti's picture
yovatti (not verified) spastic_colon Nov 17, 2016 6:04 PM

An image like that is enough to shatter the rocks. Let's hope that she doesn't cause a landslide.

 

But she's worried over nothing. I guarantee that neither Donald, nor any other man, will ever try to grope her.

 

kralizec's picture

Yeah, another lying proglodyte, what a shock!

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And does visionquest in AZ = dying in a sweat lodge ceremony?!  (Woo Hoo!)

And in no way does this fugly creature have a "boy" friend blubbering with her over Hitlery's justified repudiaiton...it's merely a gender reassignment surgery waiting to happen!

Maplehood's picture

Who's Lena Dunham and why is she wearing a MAGA hat?

Antifaschistische's picture

"The modeling had been incorrect."

lena lena lena...the modelling was not incorrect at all.  The MSM was engaged in full scale collective and coordinated propagandization....knowing that people are naturally more attracted to winners rather than losers (e.g. sport team attendance records), the MSM was constantly casting Hillmeister as a winner, and Donald as the chaser.  This was intentional and not "incorrect" at all.

just saying...

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Draybin Deffercon III (not verified) Antifaschistische Nov 17, 2016 4:50 PM

Lena Dunham appears to be another pedo.

Wrote a book bragging about how she molested her infant sister. Then when she was met with outrage, canceled her book tours and had her lawyers try and shut people up.

Holy hand grenade of Antioch's picture
Holy hand grenade of Antioch (not verified) Draybin Deffercon III Nov 17, 2016 6:44 PM

I think that the only reason she cancelled her book tours was that people were only offering BITCOINS in exchange for it.

Dame Ednas Possum's picture

Sorry to correct you, but what people were offerings was SHIT-LOINS... shit from their loins in exchange for her conceited literary droppings.

I think they were allowing themselves to be ripped-off.

Lumberjack's picture

Betty Ford clinic....

Never One Roach's picture

She is one more reason I voted for Donald Trump.

Four chan's picture

how unattractive would she be if she wernt disgustingly fat?

glenlloyd's picture

I would swear that she's a witch...

BTW, why is that bitch still here? She claimed she was moving if Trump won, looks like it's another demon_crat liar.

glenlloyd's picture

The gofundme campaign to export her to Canada is gone. I just went and checked to see how much had been raised.

Looks like that was such hateful micro-aggressive talk that gofundme had to take it down before she she started crying?

Someone gonna get her with some rotten eggs sooner or later

chosen's picture

I think boyfriend is what lesbians call their girlfriend if she is the alpha partner.

mkkby's picture

Boyfriend is battery operated.

BabaLooey's picture

His name is Robert CUCKSON

Gamma735's picture

He isn't a real man, she watched him weep.

JRobby's picture

It's called glomming on to insecure celebs that need to be told how amazing they are every 8 seconds just to be near false fame.

There are "preparations" to supress vomiting during sex.

Silverhog's picture

Boyfriend cried because he has a pussy as well. 

robnume's picture

Narcissistic, superficial, trifling, frothy, silly, petty, foolish, farcical, idle, piddling, unintelligent, pifling, namby-pamby, lightweight, wishy-washy; see also: dull, stupid. Are these enough synonyms accurately describing Lena Dunham? Or do we need moar? Tylers?

SquirrelCutter's picture

Oh, I'll bet he is a real Man's Man. Little wiggler more likely.

Bumpo's picture

Is it really a "Boyfriend" if he cries over an election?

DeathingerStar's picture

Some people like cheap vagina. what else would you expect from a guy who cries over an election result?

Reptil's picture

Yeah.. too much clickbait. "as she wanders aimlessly in the desert" made me chuckle though. So it's worth something. :-)

+1 on the peyote. And not a careful dose either.

WrongNumber's picture

By far the most relevant comment here.

N0TME's picture

What's so wrong with Breitbart?  And who the fuck is Lena Dunham?

PKF's picture

When did Zero Hedge become a celebrity tabloid???  Just stick to the economy....oh, that's right the hillbillies can't count to 21 w/o unzipping their pants to display their widdle vienna sausages.

All the intelligent people have left...you are now a site of idiots, racists, misogynists, and just plain Brown Shirts.

I'm done.  So go ahead and rant.  I won't be reading any of your crap.

 

 

 

Draybin Deffercon III's picture
Draybin Deffercon III (not verified) Dick Gazinia Nov 17, 2016 4:52 PM

The media pushes these androgynous-looking blobs on us now. Not quite male or female-looking, all part of the agenda...

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Holy hand grenade of Antioch (not verified) Draybin Deffercon III Nov 17, 2016 6:45 PM

Thank God they don't push SATOSHI on us... Oh WAIT!

Draybin Deffercon III's picture
Draybin Deffercon III (not verified) Holy hand grenade of Antioch Nov 17, 2016 6:57 PM

....no that one is muh job.

rosiescenario's picture

I have noticed that Hillary, too, gives me a case of terminal shrivel.