Paul Joseph Watson Blasts The MSM: "You're The F**king Experts Of Fake News"

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Paul Joseph Watson is back with another epic rant....this time eviscerating the mainstream media for spreading an obviously biased list of "fake news" sources compiled by a left-wing assistant professor in an obvious attempt to undermine conservative news outlets. 

We wrote about the list a couple days ago as Zero Hedge itself was actually a target of Melissa "Mish" Zimdars' fake news wrath.  To our complete "shock", the list of fake news sources created by the self-described "feminist, activist" who is an avid supporter of numerous "neutral" political groups, like Occupy Wall Street, included several conservative news outlets like Breitbart and InfoWars but somehow missed leftist sites like The Huffington Post which was exposed by WikiLeaks to have been overtly colluding with the Hillary Clinton campaign.

As always, here are a couple of our favorite lines though the full clip is a must see.

Oh, and when they say "fake news," that includes any reporting or opinion that contradicts their leftist narrative.


Who gave the mainstream media the right to be judge, jury and executioner of what constitutes "fake news"?  All you do is put out fake news.  You're the aficionado of fake news.  You put out the fake news that Hillary Clinton was 98% likely to win the presidency.  You printed out and shipped copies of Newsweek celebrating "Madam President."  You put out fake, rigged polls that were proven spectacularly wrong.  You create fake narratives like Trump being responsible for violence at his own rallies when it was DNC-funded agitators all along.  You're the fucking experts of fake news. 


As WikiLeaks exposed, you're a public relations front for the Democratic Party.  You lost the argument.  You trashed your own credibility.  And now you're trying to resurrect it by claiming that everyone that beat you is "fake news".  Give me a break.


As a reminded, here is the full list of news outlets deemed "fake" by the snowflake of infinite wisdom, Melissa Zimdars: 

Melissa Zimbars

Fake News

Fake News


Conveniently for the mainstream media, she ignored the following list of people who WikiLeaks exposed as having actually colluded with Hillary Clinton's campaign over the course of two years.

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1980XLS's picture

Love this Guy.

He is my Hero.

Nekoti's picture

I agree. And Zimdars can go jump off a bridge.

The Saint's picture
The Saint (not verified) Nekoti Nov 18, 2016 8:47 PM

A little off topic - Here's some fake news.

Actually Dirty News Bloopers.  You'll laugh til you cry.


Manthong's picture

I have a young nephew about PJW’s age who is a bit of a smart-ass and thinks he knows it all, too.

The difference between him and PJW is that in the socio-political realm, PJW actually does know it all and my young nephew doesn’t know dick.


Bastiat's picture

Have to say it again:  If Nigel Farge had a son . . .

J S Bach's picture

PJ... please move to these disuntied states of america and set up a mini media empire of your own.  If you had a daily report such as the above stream, you'd have a following of over a million dispossessed Americans in your camp within a week (and as of yet, you wouldn't be held for "hate" crimes for disseminating the information).

wee-weed up's picture

As this will be totally ignored by the Lib MSM...

We at ZH and only a few others will ever hear about it.

monad's picture

Hang with some millenials. Sort it yourself.

auricle's picture

Yes these anti establishment videos are entertaining. I'm venturing to guess that he is calling many of his followers and cheer leaders here on ZH neo-nazi and white supremicists because they do see glaringly obvious zionist influence.

I see PJW saying I just don't see the connection that Rothschild runs the banking empire. 


shovelhead's picture


Didn't laugh at all.

johngaltfla's picture

I think the MSM should follow my lead:

WTF: Chinese Little Chubby Robot Goes Terminator at High Tech Show


It's not everyday a lesbo sex toy robot goes nuts and tries to kill people. Unless it was inside "The View" cast.

monad's picture

I want this one. Bill me as usual, behind the hole in the fourth floor outhouse. In a brown wrapper. A1

Mr. Universe's picture

Let's face it, without the "fake" news sites, Hillary would be president right now.

Withdrawn Sanction's picture

Notice the wording..."fake"  not untrue or fabricated, but fake as in "not real."  We're the real McCoy and these guys aren't.  Like the entire campaign by the establishment, they have no bases in facts to marshall for their case, so they resort to name calling.  The establishment is utterly bankrupt of ideas.  Divert, deflect, dissemble...that's all they've got; it's what they've been reduced to.  That marks them as intellectual inferiors, and makes them dangerous. 

StychoKiller's picture

Look, the MSM have "real" credentials from all of the "respected" ivory towers around the World, so of course they're gonna resent any news organization that doesn't care about credentials, real of otherwise!  They're just trying to justify their own relevance (or lack thereof!)

Shemp 4 Victory's picture

This morning on CNN told the news that Russian bombs destroyed over 900% of the hospitals in Aleppo.

The Saint's picture
The Saint (not verified) Shemp 4 Victory Nov 18, 2016 8:52 PM

Ummmm.  Bad math, CNN.

tdogg's picture

I think she's kinda cute with that gummy bear smile of hers.  I'd do her.

I know I know - i'm a pig.  I don't care

NoPension's picture

95% chance she's a rug muncher.

crazzziecanuck's picture

Lol @ Watson for thinking BLM and Occupy Wall Street were fringe far-left.  What planet is this guy on?  It's certainly not Earth.

Withdrawn Sanction's picture

Are you seriously suggesting they aren't?  If so, evidence please.  

1776blues's picture

BLM is led by three black queers and is being used to agitate race relations in America. The investigation into this black militant group reveals who is behind them and who funds them. Blacks historically have been drawn to communism according to FBI reports. MLK was controlled by communists. Malcom X was not willing to go along with the communist agenda, so he was replaced with MLK. 

The Black Lives Matter movement (BLM) casts itself as a spontaneous uprising born of inner city frustration, but is, in fact, the latest and most dangerous face of a web of well-funded communist/socialist organizations that have been agitating against America for decades.

As for occupy it's not grassroots. Think Acorn and Seiu. Watch the video in this article 4:41 long

Twee Surgeon's picture

I think ZH tries to pull sheep out of the gloomy cave of ignorance but often when they arrive in the light, they begin to seek out another arse to lick.

Sheeps be sheepin.

Clara Tardis's picture

Great Link!--(it's PJW ranting about Michael Moore).
My take: the "alt-right" should re-brand since it was Hilrodent that put this label out in the forefront.

It gives the paidmsm propagandists an easy bucket to toss anything and everything it doesn't like into.
As always turning "us" against "them".

Same shit as conspiracy theorists branding.

Indy-media or something catchy.

GUS100CORRINA's picture

I too have tremendous respect for this guy.

He deserves a metal of honor like people working for wikilinks.

ebear's picture

"a metal of honor"

That would be gold;)

silvermail's picture

I recently announced my own personal boycott of all the false media such as CNN and other Faux News.
I do not understand why I should spend my time and my life on their lies and propaganda?!

bowie28's picture

Alex Jones just released new statement on Sandy Hook.  He's calling the MSM bluff on their Conspiracy Theorist BS.

Trump will be bringing many new viewers to Infowars.  This is going to get interesting.


Vatican_cameo's picture


Sandy Hoax was just that, a great hoax to push the "Anti-gun" agenda and in return get the CT Governor a spot in Hillary's cabinet.  Every reasonable person in CT knows this.  Everything was a covered-up, everything was destroyed (Lanza house and the school), everything is gone.  It doesn't matter that FEMA was there two days before the event or that the school had been closed the previous year for asbestos or even that three years ago, ME Wayne Carver told half a Casino in Vegas that the entire event was staged.  There was even a very good book published "No one died at Sandy Hook" and it was banned by Amazon (you can find it on the Net).  Sandy Hoax was as legit as 9/11, Boston Bombing and all the rest of the "False Flag" events.  Now with the Brown Clown out of office, let's see if all the Bullshit mysteriously stops.

nmewn's picture

This guy looks...RUSSIAN!...lmao!


Fucking relax, its a

Clock Crasher's picture

Info Wars name drops ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge is fake (/s). Yeah, because they break so many big news stories.


LetThemEatRand's picture

Yes, we live in a world where is a more reliable news source than CNN, NY Times, NBC, CBS, Wall Street Journal, etc.  I never thought I would say those words, but there it is.

nmewn's picture

Because nothing says credibility like...a white Hispanic staring down the tube of an RPG driving a Ford Pinto rigged to explode while declaring the leg in his impeccably creased pant is tingling because a 10yr old Guatemalan child has decided to embark on a 1500 mile ride on a Death Train all by herself ;-)

RiverRoad's picture

And a big Fuck You to chubby-cheeked snowflake Zimdars.

Clock Crasher's picture

Alex Jones went on a investigative journalism rampage with literal phone book stacks of sourced material in the immediate wake of 9/11 covering all the inconsistencies etc.

It is hours long and I can not remember what it was titled or where it is on the net.

AJ throws in bat-shit-crazy filler into his programs to take the heat off of himself is what I am thinking.

MSM- you had job. One. Fucking. Job. And you fucked it up -big time.

sleigher's picture

Alex Jones and Infowars tell lots of truth.  Way more credible than the MSM.  But the best way to control the opposition is to lead it.


Before and After...

sixsigma cygnusatratus's picture would not exist if CNN, NY Times, NBC, CBS, and Wall Street Journal, etc. actually reported the news.  And if they actually told people the truth, without having an agenda.

Even years before Fox existed, I knew something wasn't right.

LetThemEatRand's picture

Fox is right there with the other corporate owned media.   I first took interest in Trump when he took on Fox and won. 

sixsigma cygnusatratus's picture

The only reason I started paying more attention to Trump is because he took on Fox.

LetThemEatRand's picture

Seriously.  None of the other candidates on the stage with him in the beginning even thought about taking on Fox.  Fox was their platform.  When Trump waged war against them, I knew he was something we haven't seen in decades.

RiverRoad's picture

It's one thing for newspaper editors/MSM to endorse a candidate; it's quite another for newspapers/MSM to actively campaign for a candidate.  That's USSR/Pravda tactics and Americans regardless of party know it when they see it. 

The MSM is a buggywhip industry.  They're finished.

MaxThrust's picture

No TV for 10 Years and I have to admit I've only missed it on rare occasions. Have not read a newspaper in three years.

When I see CNN or NBC or bloomberg on a TV when I go to the pub I feel like I am living in a movie of "1984" and every word that comes out of the presenters mouth is a half truth, a lie, or propaganda.

One more thing, with all these TV news channels, the presenter tells you all about the issue then they cut to  the reporter on scene who tells you all about it all over again.

Dubaibanker's picture

Well mate, no TV for 12 years and counting....newspapers I used to read just for the advertisements but sporadically.

All media is BS. Have to check various sources to ensure that what we are reading the truth and not propaganda.

Propaganda can only take us so far. Last few years, things are tumbling badly but propaganda continues with rising employment and all is peachy and all that crap....

So long.

kellys_eye's picture

What brings it home to me is that I now have to watch RT to get 'balance' from the cr@p that the BBC shove out.

And don't even get me started on the Global Warming BS they all spout - ALL OF THEM.

GRDguy's picture

That was a rant that I can wholeheartedly agree with.