Caught On Tape: Multiple Fights Break Out Among "Black Friday Zombies"

Tyler Durden's picture

It's Thanksgiving, which means that media commentator Mark Dice is back to his annual tradition of shaming the "Black Friday Zombie" shoppers lined up by the hundreds at Best Buy, Target, Walmart, and other Box Box retailers. In his characteristic style, he urges viewers to "have a look at these parasitic consumers who can't wait to buy more flatscreen televisions, tablets, and toasters, while they go deeper into credit card debt." As the video below shows, there was not even the faintest reaction to Dice's public shaming.

To be sure, while most of the so-called "zombies" were docile, waiting patiently in line for deeply discounted items, we reported that violence had already broken out, when earlier today a man was shot and killed at a south Jersey mall.  In Reno, Nevada, a Walmart customer was gunned down during a fight over a parking spot just after doors were opened Thursday night. And in Tennessee, a person also was shot Thursday at a Memphis mall while shoppers were taking part in early Black Friday sales.

Less than lethal violence broke out In another video, this time from a Walmart in Bainbridge, Georgia The American Mirror showed shoppers fighting to grab every last towel from the display.

Elsewhere, in a Houston Walmart shoppers tussled over a $99 12-Volt convertible car for children. Shoppers began grabbing the large boxes as quickly as they could, with one man digging for the bottom box and nearly losing his pants. He repeatedly threw elbows and slaps, and fought off another man trying to grab the box, before another tried to claim it, too.

The following video taken shortly after midnight on Friday at the Modesto mall, shows punches being thrown after tempers flared. It was not immediately clear what prompted the fight.

It wasn't just the US: in South Africa, a fight broke over rolls of toilet paper for sale in Durban.

Another fight broke out over deeply discounted electronics at a Walmart in Columbus, Mississippi:

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Not enough? Here is an assorted compilation of Black Friday fights from both 2016 and previous years.

We expect to add more clips to this list as the day goes on.

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christiangustafson's picture

What happens to these people when the 10Y T yield breaks out and keeps going?

TeamDepends's picture

Prices so low, you'll lose your pants!

bonderøven-farm ass's picture

Never go full retard. You go full retard, you go home empty-handed. 

Chris Dakota's picture
Chris Dakota (not verified) bonderøven-farm ass Nov 25, 2016 10:58 AM

"I will be the President for all the people"

Feel sorry for anyone who has to say this.

"I'm going to cull the herd" is what it should be.


Handful of Dust's picture

Mostly Hillary voters fighting over dat Big Screen TB.

NoDecaf's picture

serious question - why hasn't this evolved to the point where they gear up like a roller derby? 

Harlequin001's picture

Well fuck it, I mean, if it's worth it...

and new telly's aren't easy to come by you know...

willwork4food's picture

It's a jungle out there!!*


*Really, a jungle in Africa.

Bad Attitude's picture

My favorite part of the holidays is all the Black Friday fight videos!

Forward (over the cliff)!

Yukon Cornholius's picture

It might be a soft landing though. So many fat people.


Where are the terrorist bombers when you really need them?

Sudden Debt's picture

SO TRUE! American are so funny :)

Over here they have black fridays to but it's way more normal.

J S Bach's picture

This is always one of the most anticipated entertainment aspects of the holiday season - watching the piggish Obama-supporting gluttons vying for their greedy place at the trough of unbridled consumerism.


A Nanny Moose's picture

I will be off in the woods, on my bike, where the odds of not being harmed by the flora and fauna, are far better.

Stuck on Zero's picture

Black Friday: A massive rush to unload welfare checks for junk made in China that will reach the landfills before the following Black Friday.

Beam Me Up Scotty's picture

Another Black Friday circle jerk is all of the junk mail you get in your mailbox.  Talk about another JobZ program----we pay people to cut down trees, pay people to make paper out of the trees, pay people to make magazines out of the paper, pay people to haul the magazines to your mailbox, YOU haul it out to the recycling bin, and then we pay people to haul the recycling to the dump. 

Notice who doesn't get paid in the chain of events above:  YOU!!


No no no. Its an african jungle in america. Fify.

Can you imagine the smell? I bet eml knows it well.

glenlloyd's picture

Embarrassing, people engage in this without thinking about how low class it makes them look. It's also oddly enough the same behavior exhibited by HRC voters who know how to riot...

Rage Against Your Face's picture

Even if they were giving that shit away I still wouldn't behave like those deplorables.

True Blue's picture

Just wait until it is a bread line.


Serious question.....where the hells mdb and eml? Busy fending off the muzzies?

bluez's picture

Where the hell are the White Helmets?

bluez's picture

Actually smartass Mark Dice is a total creep himself. I look forward to the video where one of these victims totally creams his stupid ass.

These Black Friday massacres just seem to be an American ritual. The whole point is to get out there and kick some ass to relieve the stress of a whole year of bullshit.

I really hope the scumbag Mark Dice gets raped in a parking lot by a whole squad of Drunken Santas.

corporatewhore's picture

I doubt they dragged themselves to the voting booth.

peippe's picture

get 20% of them in self-driving cars 

& 15% more on opioids & let nature 

take it's course. : ) 

freedogger's picture

At least they are finally getting some exersize!


Dumb nig thinks cause he put his hands on someone elses box that now its his. Ussa anyone? Welcome to the future.

The Old Man's picture

Just like the government, they'll only be able to pay the interest on the credit card. The TV's and such will be worthless. 


The Old Man

smokintoad's picture

I prefer a squirrel's turd... but to each his own.

Uzda Farce's picture
Uzda Farce (not verified) The Old Man Nov 25, 2016 1:46 PM

Another symptom of a century worth of Rockefeller sponsored humanist education. Morality? We don't need no stinkin' morality!

"Humanists are firmly convinced that existing acquisitive and profit-motivated society has shown itself to be inadequate and that a radical change in methods, controls, and motives must be instituted. A socialized and cooperative economic order must be established... The goal of humanism is a free and universal society in which people voluntarily and intelligently cooperate for the common good."
-- Humanist Manifesto, John Dewey et al, 1933

We have the "socialized economic order", comrades. But the "intelligent cooperation" part seems to be missing...

Yog Soggoth's picture

Ishkanazi on the comradey freindly fellow. Ve are still working on ze common cause no? Ok I blew it. Tens of thousands of years ago the lost tribes if Isreal [Native Americans like me] had a pact with the khazarians who only accepted Judaism because they were threatened by extermination by every one around them because of the ritualistic child sacrifices to Moloch. Even though they were converted slightly before islam, somehow they got ahold of a time traveling device and convinced us to get into socialism. The symbol given to the ancients was ZH, and that is how we first started to work with the Russian government to overthrow America.

MANvsMACHINE's picture

10Y T yield? Is that something that connects to my new 90" TV that I bought for $100 and required me getting 18 stitches above my left eye to buy?

rrrr's picture

Black Friday? It should be called 'African American Friday'.

Draybin Deffercon III's picture
Draybin Deffercon III (not verified) rrrr Nov 25, 2016 12:30 PM

...It's always white people cleaning up Saturday morning.

HowdyDoody's picture

It's a real Fight Club, bitchez.

backspaceone's picture

blacks + black firday  = pandemonium 

iceCube's picture

Americans - groom of the stool.

JustPrintMoreDuh's picture

Poster children for eugenics

mkkby's picture

Bullshit story.  This is obviously being amplified by russian intelligence.

Every one of the people in these videos are white males.  The lovely black/hispanic/muslim people are being targeted to cause civil unrest.

Down with russia and down with these white traitors.

Bunga Bunga's picture

TRUTH! Here is where the Russian provocateurs are trained. Leak:! WaPo story following,

williambanzai7's picture

They all fight like fat old babushkas in a Russian sauna.

bigdumbnugly's picture

9 out of 10 fat old babushkas in Russian saunas take exception to that comparison.

The tenth one couldn't be reached under that scrum for comment.



Fisherman Blue's picture

I noticed that also. No skillz.

MilwaukeeMark's picture

Every so often a crystal ball appears and gives you a good glimpse into the future. Today flat screens, tomorrow B&M beans?