College Students Demand Police Investigate "Suck It Up, Pussies" Post-It Note As Hate Crime

Tyler Durden's picture

Today we learn of yet another campus full of disaffected Hillary snowflakes who were triggered by a post-it note suggesting that they should stop whining about the election and just "suck it up, pussies."  This latest example comes to us from Edgewood College in the ultra-liberal bastion of Madison, Wisconsin via Campus Reform.

Apparently the simple post-it note was determined to be a "hate crime" by the college's "diversity offices" and students with knowledge of the incident were encouraged to contact campus police.  To our complete shock, a message from Edgewood's Vice President for Student Development pinned the blame for the "hate crime" on Trump, saying that it is part of a growing trend of "covert micro-aggressions and overt macro-aggressions" that have "taken on new fervor in higher education since our national election."

“Over the past week, there have been increasing reports of hateful acts on college and university campuses across the country.  Covert micro-aggressions and overt macro-aggressions appear to have taken on new fervor in higher education since our national election.  The frequency, boldness, and severity with which hateful acts have been occurring has, for many, signaled a new era of intolerance, fear, and mistrust in higher education.”


“A great deal of fear, sadness, and anger among students, faculty, and staff resulted, especially for those that gather in the [office space].  The message was hateful and harmful toward members of our community. It violated every value that this institution considers to be at its core.”

Here is the full letter sent to Edgewood students:

Post iT


In conclusion, we would simply say:

Suck It Up

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wisehiney's picture

Someone should start a gofundme deal for this kid.

I've got the first $150 for the kids tution fund.

With the proviso he finds a better school.


Billy the Poet's picture

Cats love milk. That's a crime now?

Nobodys Home's picture

Here Pussy Pussy Pussy! Now Suck it up. That's a good Pussy!

El Vaquero's picture

I can't wait for these little shits to get away from their bubble and try that shit with somebody who does not give a fuck. 

Nobodys Home's picture

They might think they were a zombie and stab em in da haid!

TeamDepends's picture

First, they came for the pussies. But I was not a pussy....

Ignatius's picture

... so I just wrote a post-it note and let it go.

stizazz's picture

For those guys it's an industry.

philipat's picture

Dear mofio, santafe, Aristotle of Greece, Gargoyle, bleu, oops, lance-a-lot, Loftie, toro, Yippee Kiyay, lonnng, letsit, Mano-A-Mano, techies-r-us, beauticelli, stizazz, Nekoti, SumTing Wong, King Tut, Adullam, espirit, rp2016, Holy hand grenade of Antioch, lock-stock and tazs, amongst others.I wonder why you continue to talk to yourself? When you use honest disclosure of your Biblical site (Even though the site has no connection whatsoever to your comments) I will  not respond with a SPAM alert. So there is no need to talk to yourself to prevent my SPAM alert appearing right below your fake links. Unfortunately, that can only mean you are seriously mentally ill. Talking to yourself is not good; you MUST remember to take your meds.

El Vaquero's picture

I've started taking screen shots of his shit.  This will make an excellent case study in how to totally fuck up at manufacturing consensus.

Miffed Microbiologist's picture

Unfortunately for him the lack of intelligent deployment of his scheme makes him look all the more an idiot. Perhaps he should try a less discerning crowd.

Amazing how so many can find life as a paramecium fulfilling. Maybe I should be jealous.


Shemp 4 Victory's picture

After reading it, you begin to regret the abolition of punitive psychiatry.

Keyser's picture

Chopper has a message for the delicate snowflakes...


jcaz's picture

Obviously, the problem is:

"Tony Chambers, Vice President for Student Development";

What the FUCK is that????   It's so prominent on this campus that it requires a heirarchy????

Seriously, Tony- kill yourself......

Tarzan's picture

So they want an investigation into a post it note,

but trafficking children to elite pedophiles, FUCKING CHILDREN, too heinous to think about, let God sort it out

PUSSIES is right!

PizzaGate the Documentary, Pedophilia involving Podesta Emails, Clinton, Obama, David Brock, DNC
BetterRalph's picture

Snowflakes all have missed it from back in the 70's

He who writes on shithouse walls
rolls his shit in little balls
he who reads these lines of wit
eats those little balls of shit

The Saint's picture
The Saint (not verified) BetterRalph Nov 27, 2016 10:24 AM

Sounds like a product that would sell.  Post-It-Note pads with "Suck it Up, Pussies!" already printed on them.


Frodobaggins's picture

Edgewood College - $13,765.00 per semester.  ( from their website)

Average Professor salary - $67,860.00 (9 Months)  Effective yearly salary - $90,480.00 - Makes you wonder what this idiot is making per year.

Why does it cost so much to cram ideas in someone's head?  How many houses/cars could you build for the same price?

On a side note...

A neice of mine graduated from a major east coast instition with roughly 57k in debt.  I attended the graduation and I never felt more disgusted by the parade of pomp and circumstance displayed by the faculty.  While the typicaly professor is making 160+ in salary and benefits, the student graduates as a pauper. Her first position was a marketing person for a non-profit in D.C.  I never found out her salary but it counldn't have been much more than 40k.  She is now back at home with Mom and Dad working in another city.  


College Students - The new Eloi

philipat's picture

Yes, agreed. The funny thing is that I'm sure he would find a great deal of consensu for anti-Israeli Government policies (especially with regard to Palestine) and anti-Zionism amongst ZH readers if he just stated his case openly and honestly. But the way he spews forthanti-semitic hate using multiple accounts to support himself and then tries to trick readers into going to his BS site by the use of fake links (Is his site such that he knows nobody would go there unless he tricks readers?) doesn't endear him to anyone. You're right, it IS a case study in how to piss people off and destroy any concensus. Of limited intellect I would surmise. The crowd here is way too smart to get away with using this approach.

Gargoyle's picture

My problem with it is that you've mistakenly identified me as part of the gang, which is  just not the case.  Can't you please edit your stock response?

Beowulf55's picture

Not to interrupt your train of thought but.........actually.........talking to yourself is a sign of intelligence:


Frodobaggins's picture

I was telling myself that just the other day.

Putrid's picture
Putrid (not verified) philipat Nov 27, 2016 12:32 PM


While I appreciate your efforts I think you should just let the guy have his say. I can only speak for myself but I don't mind and no one is ging to click on a short url.

It's a free country.



847328_3527's picture

I'd throw in $100 for GoFundMe for this kid also. Whomever wrote this note deserves a better school this this no-name hole in the wall.

The school should lose all its taxpayer supported federal funding when the admin spouts stupid racist shit like this. The VP should be fired immediately the way he threatens free speech on campus. The true fascists show their faces. Hillary and Democrat Gangsterism in action like a 3rd world banana republic.

Thank God Hitlery did not get elected.

Frodobaggins's picture

I'm in for a $100.00 and another $100.00 for another 40 lbs. of post it notes...

Handful of Dust's picture

The PC students can say the most vile things, even beat other students up and nothing happens to them.

If a non-PC makes a comment, they are immediately labels a "racist" or "nazi" or 'Russian propagandist."

It's a very scary form of McCarthyism and if anyone should be investigated or arrested it is the violent PC gangsters.

deimosaffair's picture

everybody has you figured out, just suck it up, pussy

Stuck on Zero's picture

ZHers should recognize that there's money to be made. We should start a school that specializes in pussies!  "Flower University" (FU) would specialize in protecting precious little students from the harshness of reality. There would be no walls that could be spray painted, no instructors, no requirements to cause worry, no harsh words, and no brutish white males. There would be lots of gardens, flowers, statues of comic characters, and constant sweet music everywhere. After four years and $500K of tuition each and every student would be awarded a PhD degree in everything nice.

robertsgt40's picture

Can't we just have a good cry and move on? These little shtz will  find out the hard way what Darwin was eluding to WTSHTF 

Nobodys Home's picture

Then they came for the snowflakes, But I was not a snowflake.


They took me anyway because my neighbor had reported me distributing post it notes.

letsit's picture
letsit (not verified) Nobodys Home Nov 26, 2016 9:53 PM

o boy

Shemp 4 Victory's picture

When you write, you seem delusional.

Miffed Microbiologist's picture

But he put a smiley face on the post it note. Doesn't that make it ok? No one has a sense of humor anymore and we certainly had more fun in college.


TeamDepends's picture

Oh, to see young Miffed in a toga, immersed in her studies yet wanting to cut loose on a Saturday night wait is this thing on?......

Miffed Microbiologist's picture

Yes the damn thing would never stay put correctly and I would always lose a boob. How those Roman women did it was a mystery to me... must have been a plethora of wardrobe malfunctions.

Downward Facing Dog can be a challenge too. Maybe that's why men go to yoga class.


Bastiat's picture

Upward hanging boob? 

I just go to share the practice with my wife . . . honest.

Handful of Dust's picture

But it's the smiley face that triggered them. In the pc world, smiling is very raycist and/or microaggressive.

Tall Tom's picture





One of the advantages of being tall is that when you are standing behind a woman with a low cut blouse who is braless and when  one is looking over her shoulder...


I mean who needs a woman to have a wardrobe malfunctions when one is tall? 


It is not really all that intentional can be.


"How tall are you?"


The next time a woman asks me that dreaded boring question, which I have answered over 20,000 times, I think that I can fabricate this fact into a smart assed answer.

de3de8's picture

Yeah I've been asked countless times and my answer is always 5 foot twenty. You'd be surprised how many say "your taller than that"!

MrPalladium's picture

How on earth do snowflake males ever get laid?

Never attend a college or university unless there is off campus housing and off campus fraternity houses.

Gotta get away from the pussies and the gay administrators!

Tall Tom's picture



Mark Dice was on the beach in Oceanside interviewing Smowflakes.


The girls said that the guys are too afraid to even approach them.


I guess that one needs to invest into sock manufacturers and Johnson&Johnson  (K-Y Jelly) because they have their dicks in their hand.

847328_3527's picture

The ACLU should be all over this oppressive school if the ACLU were not part of the Gestapo police.

The Gun Is Good's picture

Internet porn and addictions to "smart" devices fill the void for many a snowflake, I'm told.