Snopes Co-Founder Embezzles $98,000, Drops Weight, Leaves Fat Wife And Marries Actual Whore

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Isn't it interesting how a little money can change a person? According to divorce papers, Snopes co-founder David Mikkelson started taking all sorts of trips around the world to bang whores after that sweet liberal shill money started rolling in. While engaging in this debauchery, Mikkelson wrote off just about everything as a business expense, embezzling a reported $98,000. The Snopes co-founder has since settled down and married a [NSFW] part time porn actress, Snopes.com administrator (spicy!), and sex worker. As in, she has a website devoted to being a whore.  Apparently she's a pretty good one despite being "past her time as an adult model." In the same divorce papers, David Mikkelson fires back, claiming his hog of an ex-wife took millions from their joint account and bought property in Las Vegas. No word on who got their obese cat, or if it's still alive.

The Daily Mail reports:

"...a DailyMail.com investigation reveals that Snopes.com's founders, former husband and wife David and Barbara Mikkelson, are embroiled in a lengthy and bitter legal dispute in the wake of their divorce.

He has since remarried, to a former escort and porn actress who is one of the site's staff members.

They are accusing each other of financial impropriety, with Barbara claiming her ex-husband is guilty of 'embezzlement' and suggesting he is attempting a 'boondoggle' to change tax arrangements, while David claims she took millions from their joint accounts and bought property in Las Vegas.

She claimed he spent nearly $10,000 on a 24-day 'personal vacation' in India this year and expensed his girlfriend's plane ticket to Buenos Aires." -Daily Mail

As one of the five fact-checkers selected by Facebook to determine FAKE NEWS, and one of the most widely referenced "debunking" websites, is even a tiny moral compass too much to expect? We already know that Snopes staff are militantly liberal fact checkers who love insulting conservatives. Proven liberal bias aside, can we trust an organization co-founded by an embezzling, whore mongering, possibly cat abandoning shill? Plus, he's a fucking moron because he fell for the oldest whore trick in the book.

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acetinker's picture

I'm sorry I wasn't here earlier, but I've never seen a headline like this in my entire fkn life!

So we're gonna get right down to tellin' truth, are we?

May God bless you at this crucial time!

Korprit_Phlunkie's picture

his fat wife looks a little like michael more. notice that neck fat sagging to one side just like mikes

lennysrv's picture

Maybe it IS Michael Moore as his tranny alter-ego. The resemblance is striking.

Golden Phoenix's picture

...but whores are scores.

bardot63's picture

Snopes says this story is fuck news.

Bay Area Guy's picture

Just wondering.....did Snopes then debunk this story?

Swedgen's picture

 I hope that hooker steals every dime of that cocksucker's money and the cat shits all over the dining table. 

squid's picture

" I hope that hooker steals every dime of that cocksucker's money and the cat shits all over the dining table. "

 

I'm not sure I'd hope for that even though that is likely how this will play out.

The dynamics of man-woman stuff in private is just somehting you can't call from the outside looking in.

However; god did not make his first wife into a prairie bison, she did that on her own and given that, can we or even her, blame the guy? Who wants to grow old with a bison?

 

Squid

daveO's picture

"possibly cat abandoning shill"
That does it! We must hunt him down like a dog, lol.

silverer's picture

Now THIS is a very American story. It's what watching too much TV actually brings on. Poor cat.

MsCreant's picture

At Snopes, pussy grabs you.

roddy6667's picture

This all sounds likke an urban  myth that should be debunked by Snopes.

Librarian's picture

They would debunk it by concluding that "whores" always have sex for money.

Since she has ocassionally had sex for free, technically she just isn't a "whore".

Well, isn't that NICE....

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But we all know how that punchline goes, don't we?

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"Son, technically we are in the presence of millionaires.  However, in reality, we are just living with two whores."

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I'm sure that it's all because of Russian hackers.  Putin forced her at Kalishnikov-point to put those unwashed units into her mouth.

Neochrome's picture

Strong credentials in money grubbing, no wonder Zuckerberg finds them to be his soul-mates.

SirBarksAlot's picture

And then there will be the final chapter, when he finds his new wife in the bathtub with the maid, then out to dinner with his accountant and finally in his bed with her younger boyfriend.

Librarian's picture

Also, for the extra point, you could have said "his wife's son/daughter".

Fathead Slim's picture
Fathead Slim (not verified) Dec 22, 2016 8:24 PM

Embezzling $98K...well, he could be forgiven for that, right? Dumping his fat liberal cat -lady wife, though.... He'll never be free. Libtards will hate him forever.

Dr.Carl's picture

now that is the true perspective. Snopes is really a joke anyway. 

Librarian's picture

That depends on whether their check to the Foundation clears.

It's like a form of official dispensation.

hoopsiouzip's picture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj7JTe8ko1s The Snopes founder doesn't understand whores. The magic is explained at 14:00 minutes.

Wulfkind's picture

The All Seeing Eye of Horus the Cat !!

Librarian's picture

You misspelled whore ass the cat.

MsCreant's picture

Of course the Wulf knew! 

hedgeless_horseman's picture

Good headline.

Great teaser!

Feel good article.

Thanks!

We Are The Priests's picture

Good follow up story on fact checking the fact checkers.  Looks like the real story here is how no one has ever bothered to see how Snopes really works, or knew and never said anything.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/kalevleetaru/2016/12/22/the-daily-mail-snope...

lasvegaspersona's picture

NO!!! NOT VEGAS...PLEASE!!!!

ALSO, I CHECK WITH SnOPES AND ONLY THE PARTS OF THIS STORY that David likes are true.

&.. If her fat cat comes near my svelte calicos there will be blood.

I may be a cat person but I can still get violent.

g'kar's picture

I like I-Booze

any_mouse's picture

Awesome TRUE checkmark on the NSFW picture of the virgin bride (cough cough).

We Are The Priests's picture

Fake truly is stranger than fiction and reality; ironically poetic, even.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYTfzfsbiUI

Skiprrrdog's picture

His ex looks like Lena Dunhams Mom...

buttmint's picture

Skiprrrrrrdawg

I owe you about 45 cold brewskis for that one---after I clean up the splooge all over my keyboard!

Skiprrrdog's picture

Dude sure does like his fat pussy...

ReZn8r's picture

Really ....?
Why is this fucking shit even being given coverage. Do we stoop tho their level just to have something to print?
Un-fucking-believable.

Emergency Ward's picture

Why do we post comments about it?

Arnold's picture

Because during the debates Hillary was sending people to her own website to fact check her facts.

https://www.hillaryclinton.com/

 

 

And David Brock (Pizzagate)

http://mediamatters.org/research/2015/10/21/a-comprehensive-guide-to-myt...

 

And Snopes

http://dailycaller.com/2016/06/17/fact-checking-snopes-websites-politica...

 

And Fact Check (an Annenberg  Foundation Site)

http://www.factcheck.org/

rareddy's picture

Because, as Facebook tries to "fact check" stories, it's good to understand who the "fact checkers" are.

 

Fathead Slim's picture
Fathead Slim (not verified) rareddy Dec 22, 2016 11:00 PM

I remember during one of the debates, Hillary was trying to say "fact check" and she kept saying "fat chick". Funny as shit.

MsCreant's picture

Who gets to determine what is and is not true? Why? What qualifications do they have?  Why do we trust them? 

We Are The Priests's picture

All that is done in the darkeness must come into the light.  You may want to keep that in mind as you act all shocked and noble.

Arnold's picture

I'll get someone gender appropriate to help you unknot you panties, noob.

ReZn8r's picture

suck it boys and girls, maybe I have only posted for a few days but I have been reading for more 2 years.

The article is trash. period.

NoPension's picture

This is like a little " doggy treat" .

Throw it out, just for fun.

And spooging on libtards is always a treat.

buttmint's picture

ReZnBr 

we did not mean to awake you from your slumber...'dis here is FIGHT CLUB...so head back to your SAFE SPACE! 

take your favourite pet with you....

inosent's picture

funny pic of the close up of the cat's evil eye haha

GRDguy's picture

With news like this, I hope folks truly know that they're on their own in determining truth.

Hope they've got a good mental toolkit.