Mr. Putin Comes To Washington? "If Trump Invites Me, Of Course I'll Come"

Tyler Durden's picture

We can only imagine the establishment's reaction to their arch-nemesis appearance on their doorstep, but as TASS reports, Russian President Vladimir Putin said on Friday he is ready to pay a visit to the US if the new US President Donald Trump sends an invitation to him.

"If Trump invites to come to the United States, then I will certainly come," Putin told reporters.


The Russian president refrained from providing the exact date of his possible meeting with the US President-elect.


"It’s difficult to say now, first the president-elect of the United States has to take the time to put together his future cabinet," Putin stressed.

According to our records this would be Putin's first official visit to the United States since July 2007.

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balz's picture

Prepare the wambulance again for all the crying special snowflakes.

jcaz's picture

Real foreign politics- how refreshing.....

Extra credit for the Barry snub, Vlad- well played.

Dormouse's picture

I'm enjoying the Trigger crescendo, maybe their heads will just explode or they'll do us a favor and off themselves. Remember, cowards cut accross the wrist. Lengthwise is how it's done.

Bumpo's picture

The Left only likes Russia when they're Communist. 

Luc X. Ifer's picture

Actually what Vlad did trough his letter and willingness to visit Trump is to boost and consolidate Don's position of strength at Washington, well and smart played - again a chess master move from Putin's side. These moves will boost Don's popularity and make it much harder for the Soros's globalist camarilla to hurt him.


Latina Lover's picture

Vlad Putin is a master troller/triggerer. I just love watching liberal/SJW/neocon heads explode.

The central planners's picture

Thats the Trump nuclear expansion he was talking about the liberals heads turning nuclear

Chris Dakota's picture
Chris Dakota (not verified) The central planners Dec 24, 2016 3:39 AM

Putin rocks

Can't wait to see pics of him and Trump, here or there.

Cynicles's picture


Not his first party. 

knukles's picture

If I were the President elect, I'd invite him to come Right Now, before thew Inauguration, short circuit all of Obie's and the Deep State, Vickie Nuland et al have corrupted, and make a major announcement about "normalizing relations, progress etc"
Jump the Lame Duck's and Media's fascinations.....

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Holy hand grenade of Antioch (not verified) knukles Dec 23, 2016 3:48 PM

Bring a few bears Vlad ~ help DT drain the swamp

cbxer55's picture

Shoot, invite him to come to the inauguration. That would really make some snowflakes melt. ;-)

say it aint so's picture

Deep state would love that get rid of two birds with one stone . Know what I mean ?

TeamDepends's picture

They should ride bikes together wearing mommy jeans and helmets as a final send off to Barry.

yrad's picture

Putins rule is absolute and brutal. Let's call a spade a spade. But the founders inviosioned trade with all, alliances with none. It's time we listened again to the men who actually lived under a Russian style rule.

I say Putin can come, but there needs to be a discussion about humanitarian causes. We must attempt to be that voice in the world.

Luc X. Ifer's picture

I can call a spade a spade and I'm entitled to as I grew as a young male in the Soviet block. One thing people outside of that part of world don't get is that the given circumstances, realities and customs and habits of the land - Putin is the best leader Russia can have. Anything else is nothing but wishful idealistic and lamenting typical libtard thinking.

Killdo's picture

and these US libtards are the most retarded creatures I have ever seen (I am from Serbia)

Luc X. Ifer's picture

Druskane, you know none of them would survive 1 month anywere in the Balkans without getting luckly the pity of a local to help. In Russia I don't think they'll make behind 1 week.

BarkingCat's picture

As a fellow former Soviet block individual I agree 100% with you.

Mustafa Kemal's picture

"but there needs to be a discussion about humanitarian causes. We must attempt to be that voice in the world."

Maybe we could start with Yemen, or Libya. Its very clear that the neoliberal agend has used our desire for compassion to subvert justice in a big way.  After how many years destroying Syria, we are now complaining about human rights. Human rights would be been much better served by not fomenting that conflict instead.

negan2's picture

You mean just like President Obama had with Cuba?


Krungle's picture

Can you provide an example that does not involve Pitin cracking down on Soros/CIA/StateDept/NGOs working to destabilize the country? Or doesn't involve cracking down on corruption or the Atlanticist/NWO fifth column traitors in his own country? So that means you can't invoke "but Pussy Riot!" or some other idiocy.

Shemp 4 Victory's picture

That is a good fairy tale but far from reality.

HowdyDoody's picture

Arriving Putin style:

Everyone carries on as if nothing is happening until Putin disembarks!


Takeaction2's picture
Takeaction2 (not verified) balz Dec 23, 2016 4:17 PM

O>>M>>>>Fucking God.  This Christmas just keeps getting better.  I WISH I COULD TYPE in 6 foot letters.  This will make these Dem/Lunatics just lose it.  

ATTENTION TRUMP TEAM....Send INVITE NOW.  Oh Rachel Madow, Chris Hays, and especially the worst of the ABSOLUTE worst Lawerence Odonell...Head explosion in milliseconds....

Thank you higher power...Thank you TRUMP/PUTIN...

Make each other honorary Cabinet advisors...Team up and let's OWN THIS WORLD.


hedgeless_horseman's picture


Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Conor McGregor in DC?  

Trump and Vlad ringside?

Book it.  I am there.  Dana could charge whatever he wants, but so can Conor.

My money is on Conor, of course, but Khabib is a fucking monster on the ground.

All those Russian bazillionaires would sure make for some sweet ass odds for us pikers.

scrappy's picture

Let's add some citizen diplomacy to your outstanding idea.

An Annual Deporable Keg Party - Vodka meetup.

Vlad can bring an entourage, don't leave out the women Vlad.

We will behave.. ;-)

hedgeless_horseman's picture

Yes, I am certain there would be a wee bit of drinking involved.

knukles's picture

I considered mixed martial arts once, but my mom put the kibosh on it because she was worried I'd get athlete's feet and that'd make me dumb like a jock.

Hulk's picture

I had ringworm all over my back when I was training. Itched like a motherfucker. Used to have my girlfriend scrape the round bastards off with a single edged razor blade for temporary relief. Tried medicated soaps to no avail. Found out by accident that if you get a slight sunburn it kills the round bastards quite nicely !!!

unrulian's picture

That pic of W is classic

EuroGuy's picture
EuroGuy (not verified) Dec 23, 2016 3:15 PM

Putin would be a fool to come to the USA?  They are gunning for him and Trump

BabaLooey's picture

Trump should send his own 757 and let Vlad come over in style.


Hulk's picture

Bring him over in August so we can see him shirtless again !!!

knukles's picture

He should attend the Inaugural Ceremony, sit right with Donald
Could you see the media's and liberal's heads explode with angst and agita?

Y'all want a "special" relationship, well, here it is.
Likewise Theresa May and Nigel Farage should be invited as well.

Allen_H's picture

And have some SU-30s do a fly over, as the F-35 would have trouble getting off the runway.

cherry picker's picture

That is funny :)

Emergency rooms would be overwhelmed with coronaries

Half the US population would faint.

Safe spaces would be standing room only

It would be worth it to see the reaction.

Hulk's picture

In addition, give him a sidearm and an AK and then watch the media shit all over itself !!!

BabaLooey's picture


Send a scratched CD of the even to Mutti-Merks, Hollande and The Muzzie Londone mayor, with the note:


negan2's picture

Putin does the shirtless promotions to show he is young, health and not a gangster with tattoos.  He is KGB, and proud of it.

Bunga Bunga's picture

As a real Russian, he will swim through the frozen Potomac river.

yogibear's picture

All the snowfake liberals will melt.

wisehiney's picture

I'm dreaming of a White Christmas.

SillySalesmanQuestion's picture

May the Dims, Libs, Snowflakes and MSM, go into an apoplectic hissy fit, in 3, 2, 1...

Maestro Maestro's picture

Putin is a liar and a traitor.

Putin sells real and valuable Russian oil for Russia's enemy's illegal and fraudulent money (read Article 1, Section 10 of the United States Constitution), the US Dollar of which the Euro, the Yen and the Yuan are derivatives -- in other words, the same thing. If Putin were not a traitor to Russia, he would ask for Roubles or gold instead of accepting Dollars and currencies which are derivatives of the US Dollar, or Dollars with different images on them.

Putin is a traitor because he forces the Russian central bank to issue Roubles only if Russia increases its US Dollar reserves! Does the US Federal Reserve wait until it has Russian Roubles to print more Dollars? Of course not. Putin is an agent of American and European central banks, hence Putin is a traitor.

Putin is a traitor because he allows American, Israeli and NATO jets to bomb and kill his supposed allies, the Syrians, with impunity. Who needs enemies with a "friend" like Putin.

For the first time in a thousand years, an ambassador, a RUSSIAN ambassador, is killed in Turkey and what does Putin do? When NATO gives the coordinates of Russian hospitals to Muslim terrorists enabling them to hit and kill Russian officers and Russian doctors, what does he do? Nothing.

Putin is an errand boy for Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan, just like Obama, Merkel, Holland, Hillary, and Trump.

All traitors to their people and working for the bankers only.

ChanceIs's picture

What part of buying up half of the US uranium production is treasonous to Russia?

JohninMK's picture

And immediately selling most of those dollars for gold.

HowdyDoody's picture

I would say Dupe but this is the third time, so Tripe.


Luc X. Ifer's picture

What of an idiot troll pizdaria u r ..

inosent's picture

you'll need to post some sources to support your thesis. Whatever you say, Putin is no Marx, Trotsky, Lenin, Stalin, Khrushchev, or Brezhnev - not even close.