4Chan Claims To Have Fabricated Anti-Trump Report As A Hoax

Tyler Durden's picture

In a story that is getting more surreal by the minute, a post on 4Chan now claims that the infamous "golden showers" scene in the unverified 35-page dossier, allegedly compiled by a British intelligence officer, was a hoax and fabricated by a member of the chatboard as "fanfiction", then sent to Rick Wilson, who proceeded to send it to the CIA, which then put it in their official classified intelligence report on the election.

Here is 4Chan's explanation of how the story came to light:

>/pol/acks mailed fanfiction to anti-trump pundit Rick Wilson about trump making people piss on a bed obama slept in

>he thought it was real and gave it to the CIA

>the central intelligence agency of the united states of america put this in their official classified intelligence report on russian involvement in the election

>donald trump and obama have both read this pol/acks fanfiction

>the cia has concluded that the russian plans to blackmail trump with this story we made up

just let that sink in what we have become.


And a summary posted on pastebin:

On january 10, Buzzfeed posted a story under the byline of Ken Bensinger, Mark Schoofs and Miriam elder titled “these reports Allege Trump Has Deep Ties To Russia” and posted a link to a document alleging, among other things, that russia has been cultivating trump for 5+ years, that trump has been in constant contact with the kremlin for information on his opponents, and perhaps most inflammatory, that there are many recorded instances of blackmail of trump in sexual misconduct. A prominent claim is that trump rented the presidential suite of the Ritz Carlton Hotel in moscow, where he knew that the Obamas had slept in; he them hired a number of prostitutes to perform a 'golden shower' (pissplay) on the bed and in the room. https://www.buzzfeed.com/kenbensinger/these-reports-allege-trump-has-dee...


Noted #nevertrump voice Rick Wilson later commented on twitter, stating that the report “gave a new meaning to Wikileaks” (https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/818982395202379777) and that the report was the reason everybody was fighting so hard against the election of Trump. (https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/818983514335047680)


The remarkable thing? It's all fake. And not only fake; it's a prank perpetuated by 4chan, on Rick Wilson himself. A post on 4chan on october 26 stated “mfw managed to convince CTR and certain (((journalists))) on Twitter there'll be an October surprise on Trump this Friday” along with a picture of a smug face with a hash name. http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/94704894/#94705224


on november 1, a person without a picture but is assumed to be the same person posted “So they took what I told Rick Wilson and added a Russian spy angle to it. They still believe it. Guys, they're truly fucking desperate - there's no remaining Trump scandal that's credible.” https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/95568919/#95571329


on january 10, moments after the story broke and began to gain traction on social media, a person with the same smug grin face, and the same hash title for the picture, stated “I didn't think they'd take it so far.” http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/106514445#p106520376


This story has taken on something of a life of it's own. Going through Rick Wilson's twitter, you can find many different stories from the time that he had shown the story to a wide number of anti-trump news sources, trying to find a news organization that would actually publish the story. During that time period, he referred to it often as 'the thing', and often playing coy with followers on the content with the story with anybody who was not also a #Nevertrumper. Unconfirmed sources has people as high up as John McCain giving the story to FBI Director James Comey to attempt to verify the story. Given that Rick Wilson runs in Establishment circles, it is not an impossible scenario that long-serving senators are falling for what amounts to a 4chan troll trump supporter creating an ironic October Surprise out of wholecloth to punk a GOPe pundit who derogatorily referred to them as single men who masturbate to anime.

While this entire incident is laughable, and even more so if the 4Chan account is accurate, what makes it quite tragic, is that it is no longer possible to dismiss the "fake news" angle to an intelligence report. And if the CIA is compromised, what is left for "news outlets" like CNN and BuzzFeed, which were all too eager to run with the story without any attempt at verification?

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.
tmosley's picture

Control the memes, control the planet.

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

From the sublime to the stupid in one fell swoop. The Intel services have jumped the shark.

Billy the Poet's picture

From Pepe to Peepee in one fell swoop.

tmosley's picture

From Peepee Poopoo to Pepe Popo. We justice department now.

Thought Processor's picture



Just when you thought it couldn't get any better............    it goes to 11.



BC6's picture

4Chan Pool Closed has so many lessons on so many levels!

peddling-fiction's picture

And this is the video that probably sparked this stupidity


I gave Trump a golden (Au) shower head FFS

Yes We Can. But Lets Not.'s picture

I guess by 'smooth transition' they meant fully lubed-up.

bobbbny's picture

I am so proud of our intel services and the many ways they have served our vital national interests.

Makes you feel all warm, fuzzy, and proud to be an American.

ACP's picture

Hook, line aaaaand sinker, bitchez!

FireBrander's picture

“The nature of the evidence is irrelevant; it’s the seriousness of the charge that matters.” - Tom Foley, Democrat, Former Speaker of the House.

Some things never change...


Seriously, true or not, it made the headlines; the sheeple will remember and believe.

NoDebt's picture

This has been the best night for articles on ZH in a long time.  I think the acid is finally wearing off.  No, wait, no, here it comes again!  Freemasons, golden showers, the ECB, Trump, 4Chan hoaxes, the Russians... I think I might have taken too much. 

I'm gonna have some SERIOUSLY fucked up dreams tonight.


synarch's picture

That sound you hear is the Republic hitting rock bottom.

Dormouse's picture

Keep your magazines loaded. There's only so much clowning sore losers can take before they call in their army of pavement apes to start a war.

Haus-Targaryen's picture

God I hope Trump walks in after inaguration and starts repealing Obama's executive orders with executive orders.  

Mania on the Left would simply explode in a thousand directions.  The melt downs would be so epic, I wouldn't even know what to do. 

Pinch's picture

Tramp loves golden showers, that is not fake news. I knew it from way back.

I see that the Trampanistas have invented a story that the pervy facts on Tramp are themselves a story. Good luck with that, guys. The truth will out.

Tick-tock, how long can the golden haired, golden showered bozo last?

Tramp's new slogan: Yes wee can!

Creative_Destruct's picture

"Tramp loves golden showers, that is not fake news. I knew it from way back."

How do you " know it from way back"?? Trump been pissing on you or yours in private? 


Jonas Parker's picture

Well, he sure pissed all over Hillary...

nmewn's picture

"Tick-tock, how long can the golden haired, golden showered bozo last?"

I gotta say, thats some industrial strength stupid right there.

1. The former CEO of the Clinton Foundation is missing presumed dead and the 4,999 alphabet intelligence & security agencies PAID BY US TO KNOW where the hell all the bodies are buried don't know and apparently don't care.

2. There is a one quarter of a million dollar cash reward up for grabs leading to the arrest of some common street thug who supposedly shot Seth Rich, multiple times, "while trying to rob him", taking...NOTHING...but his life and no one has claimed it.

3. The DNC and its affiliates (Robert Creamer & Scott Foval) have been caught red-handed "interfering in our democracy" by James O'Keefe, them admitting, on camera, to paying the mentally disturbed & homeless to incite riots at their opponents political rallies and the left has the balls to call Trump Hitler.

4. Obama had eight fucking years to "change" the trajectory of the US economy and its foreign policy and we got increased under-employment, magisterial management of massive decline, forced participation in commercial transactions under ObamaCare, the middle east on fire, failed states and refugees while he "droned on about hope".

5. The DNC, ignorant fucktards that they are (lol...thank gawd), pushed Forward! and funded by a 2 to 1 margin one of the-most corrupt, venal, untrustworthy, unlikable, incompetent, boring candidates in modern history (who was and still is, under active criminal investigation for her rampant cronyism) based simply on her gender and some made up narrative that it would be "historic". Well it was historic...she will go down (historically) as the first woman nominated for president by a major political party to be defeated, convincingly so.

6. The Russians had jack all to do with any of that.

SWRichmond's picture

Too many facts, my head hurts.  





Cruel Joke's picture


The golden shower is Barack Obama pissing on America for 8 years.

JollyCharlie's picture

Is that what he meant by "All wee-wee'd up?"

turnoffthewater's picture

Funny that's what the other 16 intelligence agencies said. Clapper must have been clapped off

So now what are we going to call them besides buffoons?, maybe just central agency coz 'intelligence' is not in their vocabulary.

Ballin D's picture

Dont forget that the clinton foundation directly funded those riots by covering some of the flights and they paid that ugly chick directly.

Creative_Destruct's picture

But gee, why, oh why can't we all see  that all of these FACTs simply are "politicians being politicians",  as CNN and PolitiLeft spin it??? What is wrong with us??? Have we been deluded by a Russian Psy-Op???

THAT must be it... Vlad is responsible for all things. VLAD IS IN MY HEAD!!! (Tinfoil please)

BabaLooey's picture

PINCH - you fat fuck.

Found your dick yet?

Go empty Canks bags. The smell of cabbage farts is in the air.

Remington IV's picture

Obama pissed on USA for 8 years  . . . . Pinch swallowed every bitof jizz

Creative_Destruct's picture

Not surprised these "17" supposedly sacrosanct "inteligence" (or lack thereof) agencies whose words we are supposed to trust implicitly got PUNKED big time.

Any idiot who thinks this smear Trump political discrediting operation should be taken seriously is a tool for the ages.

CuttingEdge's picture

Best. Troll. Ever.

Even MDB has to admire the sheer beauty and perfection of it.

And a stake through the diseased black fucking heart of the "intelligence" services credibility.


The cherry on the top is that cunt McShitstain being complicit in it's release.

CuttingEdge's picture

Stupid thing is, if the CIA want dirt on Trump, there is one place they are guaranteed to find it.

Dumb cunts.

CuttingEdge's picture

I wonder how much Russia-baiting the culpable McShitstain, along with his Siamese twin Graham, will give Tillerson in his confirmation hearing now.

TruthHunter's picture

Pepe? Where's the other two?

"Rev_16:13  And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out

of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and

out of the mouth of the false prophet. "


Just trying to thicken the plot.

J Jason Djfmam's picture

Starting to sound alot like "Burn Before Reading".

Akzed's picture

People tend to believe that they want to believe, and our "intelligence" agencies believed this ruse. What's that tell us?

sleigher's picture

If the 4chan angle is true, the dude from /pol is a national hero and we should declare a holiday.

Giant Meteor's picture

You got that right. Have yet to dig in to, "Hungary To Launch Crackdown On All George Soros-Funded Organizations"


e_goldstein's picture

I hope that also applies to his graveyards and mausoleums.

It would be great to deprive that fucker a place to sleep.

Praetorian Guard's picture

No kidding. I give up. Fucked up world, fucked up, plain and simple... jesus... the days are going to spiral out of control. I have a friend in a certain intel agency who basically has indicated that Mexico is (not maybe), IS going to collapse. Trump can't build that wall fast enough...


On a side note, could really use some help over on my site, mods and posters, contributers, etc. Been here for a long time. If your looking for something different. Any help appreciated. Thanks!



Barney Fife's picture

Your site looks very cool. I shall check it out more. 


thecondor's picture

Very Cool site.  I was going to start one of my own just like it.  Maybe I still will, but I will sign up for yours.  Unless you are a .gov spook setting up a honey pot to trap some ZHers. 

Praetorian Guard's picture

Thanks! I greatly appreciate the compliment. Spook? No. I would rather eat glass and shit blood. ...but with Uncle Sambo's dick so far up everyones ass it may be an uncomfortable experience. Haha...

Mustafa Kemal's picture

man, if you can do our gobal geopolital econominc turmoil on acid, my hat is off to you.  the white french porcelain rabbit with red eyes sits under my desk. i will let him stay

johngaltfla's picture

Uh, the CIA has been compromised since the 1990's. It's not just an intelligence operation, it's a mercenary force for hire by corporations and elites.

This narrative fits the report Buzzfeed posted which looks like it was typed up by a 16 year old in his mom's basement. They fell for it and now they join the Alex Jones/Infowars news group instead of ascending into the MSM, whatever that is now other than #FakeNews.