4Chan Claims To Have Fabricated Anti-Trump Report As A Hoax

Tyler Durden's picture

In a story that is getting more surreal by the minute, a post on 4Chan now claims that the infamous "golden showers" scene in the unverified 35-page dossier, allegedly compiled by a British intelligence officer, was a hoax and fabricated by a member of the chatboard as "fanfiction", then sent to Rick Wilson, who proceeded to send it to the CIA, which then put it in their official classified intelligence report on the election.

Here is 4Chan's explanation of how the story came to light:

>/pol/acks mailed fanfiction to anti-trump pundit Rick Wilson about trump making people piss on a bed obama slept in

>he thought it was real and gave it to the CIA

>the central intelligence agency of the united states of america put this in their official classified intelligence report on russian involvement in the election

>donald trump and obama have both read this pol/acks fanfiction

>the cia has concluded that the russian plans to blackmail trump with this story we made up

just let that sink in what we have become.


And a summary posted on pastebin:

On january 10, Buzzfeed posted a story under the byline of Ken Bensinger, Mark Schoofs and Miriam elder titled “these reports Allege Trump Has Deep Ties To Russia” and posted a link to a document alleging, among other things, that russia has been cultivating trump for 5+ years, that trump has been in constant contact with the kremlin for information on his opponents, and perhaps most inflammatory, that there are many recorded instances of blackmail of trump in sexual misconduct. A prominent claim is that trump rented the presidential suite of the Ritz Carlton Hotel in moscow, where he knew that the Obamas had slept in; he them hired a number of prostitutes to perform a 'golden shower' (pissplay) on the bed and in the room. https://www.buzzfeed.com/kenbensinger/these-reports-allege-trump-has-dee...


Noted #nevertrump voice Rick Wilson later commented on twitter, stating that the report “gave a new meaning to Wikileaks” (https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/818982395202379777) and that the report was the reason everybody was fighting so hard against the election of Trump. (https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/818983514335047680)


The remarkable thing? It's all fake. And not only fake; it's a prank perpetuated by 4chan, on Rick Wilson himself. A post on 4chan on october 26 stated “mfw managed to convince CTR and certain (((journalists))) on Twitter there'll be an October surprise on Trump this Friday” along with a picture of a smug face with a hash name. http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/94704894/#94705224


on november 1, a person without a picture but is assumed to be the same person posted “So they took what I told Rick Wilson and added a Russian spy angle to it. They still believe it. Guys, they're truly fucking desperate - there's no remaining Trump scandal that's credible.” https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/95568919/#95571329


on january 10, moments after the story broke and began to gain traction on social media, a person with the same smug grin face, and the same hash title for the picture, stated “I didn't think they'd take it so far.” http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/106514445#p106520376


This story has taken on something of a life of it's own. Going through Rick Wilson's twitter, you can find many different stories from the time that he had shown the story to a wide number of anti-trump news sources, trying to find a news organization that would actually publish the story. During that time period, he referred to it often as 'the thing', and often playing coy with followers on the content with the story with anybody who was not also a #Nevertrumper. Unconfirmed sources has people as high up as John McCain giving the story to FBI Director James Comey to attempt to verify the story. Given that Rick Wilson runs in Establishment circles, it is not an impossible scenario that long-serving senators are falling for what amounts to a 4chan troll trump supporter creating an ironic October Surprise out of wholecloth to punk a GOPe pundit who derogatorily referred to them as single men who masturbate to anime.

While this entire incident is laughable, and even more so if the 4Chan account is accurate, what makes it quite tragic, is that it is no longer possible to dismiss the "fake news" angle to an intelligence report. And if the CIA is compromised, what is left for "news outlets" like CNN and BuzzFeed, which were all too eager to run with the story without any attempt at verification?

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Barney Fife's picture

Close but.... It has been compromised since 1947. It has always existed for the purpose of assisting banks and large multinationals. They just don't advertise that.

American Gorbachev's picture

quite accurate, i'd even say that is was founded/created for the purpose of 'industrial espionage/sabotage'

with 'national security' being a fraudulent cover

edwinhere's picture

When OSS became CIA, it was never respected by the Pentagon and other parts of the defense system. Early CIA never got funding and they got in bed with the rich folk during that phase.

Rich people would let CIA use their offices in exchange for services.

warpigs's picture

I have tripped a few times myself. Your post is great! I have been waiting for the waves of wierdness to subside this cycle and it just...isn't...happening. Holy shit.

BennyBoy's picture



Fake News that matters.
More Essential Than Ever. 


NYT this AM:


Trump Received Unsubstantiated Intelligence on Ties to Russia


The uncorroborated summary says that Russia had salacious information about President-elect Donald J. Trump.

It is based on memos generated by political operatives seeking to derail Mr. Trump’s candidacy.


BuzzFeed Posts Unverified Claims, Stirring Debate

Russians Gained ‘Limited’ Access to R.N.C., Comey Says

Trump States His Case Against a Compromising Dossier: ‘Fake News’ 5:00 AM ET

SurfingUSA's picture

The NYT fell for this ??????????

I mean we know they suck big time, but really. 

Shemp 4 Victory's picture


Hook, line aaaaand sinker, bitchez!

I'm dying from laughter here! 4chan trolls an establishment insider, who then peddles it to McCain, who then bites down hard. McCain swallows the hook so deeply into his gut that it passes through his digestive system intact. With the hook, line and sinker dangling from McCain's anus, he comes into view of the bottom-feeding CIA. The CIA can't resist, bites down even harder and runs with it, and doesn't slow down until most of the line has spooled off the reel.

It'll make a hell of a photo back at the boat dock.

chunga's picture

Wow if this is true "senior senator" Mccain and the intelligence "experts" really are stupid.

Uzda Farce's picture
Uzda Farce (not verified) chunga Jan 10, 2017 11:02 PM

John McCain is also a member of the Rockefeller/CFR, along with Mike Morell, David Petraeus, Michael Hayden, George Tenet, John Deutsch, James Woolsey, Joe Lieberman, Lynn Forester de Rothschild, and George Soros. Petraeus, Lieberman and Rothschild are trustees at the McCain Institute.


HowdyDoody's picture

Plus George 'Cynical Smirk' Clooney is CFR.


gatorengineer's picture

Clicked your link Soros aint on the page....  If he was then that would have been about the last straw.  Still a rogues gallery of scum.

Uzda Farce's picture
Uzda Farce (not verified) gatorengineer Jan 11, 2017 3:06 PM

George Soros, his son Jonathan, and the others are members of the Rockefeller/CFR:


Petraeus, Lieberman and Rothschild are also trustees at the McCain Institute. Sorry for the confusion.

Giant Meteor's picture

Of this, there can be no doubt ..

soyungato's picture

What does this make them if they are not stupid ? Do we have law against this kind of people ?

Hata Mari's picture

We may not have laws against stupid, but we certainly do against libel and slander.

Creative_Destruct's picture

"..."senior senator" Mccain and the intelligence "experts" really are stupid." No surprise there.

Nexus789's picture

That was never in doubt.  This confirms that they are beyond stupid. Banana republics have better Intel than these clowns. 

Idaho potato head's picture

but the the USA is a great country, a superpower, they are not a banana republic are they? Correct me if I'm wrong about this. 


Giant Meteor's picture

Just gotta tell ya, this is great stuff. Good work !

Creative_Destruct's picture

I have it from credible sources ( MI6, DC operatives) that Obama dropped a deuce on the bed Melania and Donald last shared at the Trump International Washington D.C. 

The suite was wired for sound and video and the compromising material will be used to make sure Obama never emerges from behind his newly walled home in Chicago.

His political organizing days for the Democrat Party are likely over.

OverTheHedge's picture

I haven't looked at the report yet  but I assume that there is more "evidence" than just the golden shower incident?  Good news for Trump, in that the entire report has just been written off as fake, even though some of it may (and we better emphasize the "may") be vaguely accurate. Although, if we are talking about a CIA reports that is fairly far-fetched. Someone may have just arranged for his own early retirement with this. Possibly, a convoluted play to completely discredit the CIA, allowing a major overhaul? Am I assuming too much intelligence here? (Do you see what I did? Oh, the cleverness of me)

RedDwarf's picture

It doesn't matter anymore.  There is no recovery from this.  The CIA just lost ***ALL*** credibility.  They are no longer the scary spooks, they are the 3 Stooges.

Creative_Destruct's picture

"Honest Moe, we didn't know... we're a victim of coicumstances!...NYUK! YUK!"

vulcanraven's picture

After reading your comment... the Benny Hill theme started playing in my head

Moustache Rides's picture

Your imagery is bordering on poetic.

BlindMonkey's picture



Get Hollywood on the phone.  They need to reboot "Wargames" but instead of directly haxxing NORAD through a backdoor, they start a war by manipulating the media with fake news!!


Is that a great idea or what??

DownWithYogaPants's picture

Sure why not?  The bankers have done it for centuries.

SixIsNinE's picture

yep  - i was wondering why the lamstream brought out another Kardashian soap-opera segment tonight :

STOP EVERYTHING :  17 people arrested in connection with the paris kardashian robbery  -

more distracting fodder for the mass-media narcotized. 



peddling-fiction's picture

Lock them up.

Rendition time.

SumTing Wong's picture

War is Peace

Freedom is Slavery

Ignorance is Knowledge

And Big Brother is a big fuckup who will publish anything to try to embarrass a politician they don't think they can control.


Giant Meteor's picture

Yes of course, but if they ever had a grip, they sure as fuck are loosing it quick, or perhaps they've entirely lost *it ..

*it, being their minds ..

Monopolist's picture

Ignorance is strength. Here ya go!

eatthebanksters's picture

We are in deep ddep shit if the CIA can't differentiate real intelligence from a troll.   Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Shemp 4 Victory's picture

But but but, the Russians, dammit! I'm super serial. Why won't anyone believe me?!


SoDamnMad's picture

Too bad in thebackground you couldn't have a chorus humming The Battle Hymn of the Republic and a drum beating. That with your blog would bring tears to my eyes.

Giant Meteor's picture

Upvote. Dr. Strangelove comes to mind. Kissinger, etc. More Tales From The Crypt ..

Chris Dakota's picture
Chris Dakota (not verified) bobbbny Jan 11, 2017 12:50 AM

I don't care about ANY personal or private stuff. I care about the laws, the policies of putting Americans first.

Looks like alot of people felt the same way, which really fucked them up....lol

divingengineer's picture

4 Chan is such a schizophrenic mess you can't tell what's going on there. Thousand idiotic voices all screaming to be heard .

Phil Free's picture

Which is why it's priceless that a schizophrenic mess completely hoodwinked the Central Intelligence Agency of the United States of America.  There are no words that can accurately describe just how sublime this really is.

I am however, reminded of the phrase, "Karma is a bitch..." But, wow! And. Then. Some!!!

Dane Bramage's picture

If only 4chan could've got the CIA to include " it's over 9000!!!".  LOL!! 

PorscheNoSub's picture

x20 if that's the anime reference I think it is. 

california chrome's picture

No one out-trolls the Trumpster.

Phil Free's picture

Trump isn't just an Alpha-Male. Trump is also an Alpha-Troll.  Perhaps THE Alpha-Troll.

Go Trump!!

BennyBoy's picture


I love reading The Onion on ZH.


JRobby's picture

There is an overwhelming temptation when faction A is desperate to find some dirt and running out of time, to provide some dirt and see how far the story gets.

It got pretty far is an understatement. It illustrates what should by now be known by everyone in factions A through Z and beyond.

Governments exist to perpetuate and grow their own power. Use money they extract from citizens to do it. And will stop at nothing to keep the money and power rolling along. 

Load all weapons. Enough!!!

rbg81's picture

Supposed chain of events:

1.  Russian Intelligence (previously known for its professionalism and effectiveness) collects damaging information on Trump for the purpose of blackmailing him.

2.  For some inexplicable reason, they some let this information slip to Western intelligence (probably because its "too juciy" to keep bottled up in the Kremlim, right?)

3.  The information spreads.  Pretty soon everyone who is anyone knows about it.  Which kind of negates the original purposes.

4.  The US Intelligence agencies pick up on this and, though they can't verify any of it, include it in their report (probably because it's too juicy not to mention.....+ Obama ordered us to).

From a spycraft perspective, does any of the above make sense?