4Chan Claims To Have Fabricated Anti-Trump Report As A Hoax

Tyler Durden's picture

In a story that is getting more surreal by the minute, a post on 4Chan now claims that the infamous "golden showers" scene in the unverified 35-page dossier, allegedly compiled by a British intelligence officer, was a hoax and fabricated by a member of the chatboard as "fanfiction", then sent to Rick Wilson, who proceeded to send it to the CIA, which then put it in their official classified intelligence report on the election.

Here is 4Chan's explanation of how the story came to light:

>/pol/acks mailed fanfiction to anti-trump pundit Rick Wilson about trump making people piss on a bed obama slept in

>he thought it was real and gave it to the CIA

>the central intelligence agency of the united states of america put this in their official classified intelligence report on russian involvement in the election

>donald trump and obama have both read this pol/acks fanfiction

>the cia has concluded that the russian plans to blackmail trump with this story we made up

just let that sink in what we have become.

 

And a summary posted on pastebin:

On january 10, Buzzfeed posted a story under the byline of Ken Bensinger, Mark Schoofs and Miriam elder titled “these reports Allege Trump Has Deep Ties To Russia” and posted a link to a document alleging, among other things, that russia has been cultivating trump for 5+ years, that trump has been in constant contact with the kremlin for information on his opponents, and perhaps most inflammatory, that there are many recorded instances of blackmail of trump in sexual misconduct. A prominent claim is that trump rented the presidential suite of the Ritz Carlton Hotel in moscow, where he knew that the Obamas had slept in; he them hired a number of prostitutes to perform a 'golden shower' (pissplay) on the bed and in the room. https://www.buzzfeed.com/kenbensinger/these-reports-allege-trump-has-dee...
https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984/Trump-Intelligence-Al...

 

Noted #nevertrump voice Rick Wilson later commented on twitter, stating that the report “gave a new meaning to Wikileaks” (https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/818982395202379777) and that the report was the reason everybody was fighting so hard against the election of Trump. (https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/818983514335047680)

 

The remarkable thing? It's all fake. And not only fake; it's a prank perpetuated by 4chan, on Rick Wilson himself. A post on 4chan on october 26 stated “mfw managed to convince CTR and certain (((journalists))) on Twitter there'll be an October surprise on Trump this Friday” along with a picture of a smug face with a hash name. http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/94704894/#94705224

 

on november 1, a person without a picture but is assumed to be the same person posted “So they took what I told Rick Wilson and added a Russian spy angle to it. They still believe it. Guys, they're truly fucking desperate - there's no remaining Trump scandal that's credible.” https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/95568919/#95571329

 

on january 10, moments after the story broke and began to gain traction on social media, a person with the same smug grin face, and the same hash title for the picture, stated “I didn't think they'd take it so far.” http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/106514445#p106520376

 

This story has taken on something of a life of it's own. Going through Rick Wilson's twitter, you can find many different stories from the time that he had shown the story to a wide number of anti-trump news sources, trying to find a news organization that would actually publish the story. During that time period, he referred to it often as 'the thing', and often playing coy with followers on the content with the story with anybody who was not also a #Nevertrumper. Unconfirmed sources has people as high up as John McCain giving the story to FBI Director James Comey to attempt to verify the story. Given that Rick Wilson runs in Establishment circles, it is not an impossible scenario that long-serving senators are falling for what amounts to a 4chan troll trump supporter creating an ironic October Surprise out of wholecloth to punk a GOPe pundit who derogatorily referred to them as single men who masturbate to anime.

While this entire incident is laughable, and even more so if the 4Chan account is accurate, what makes it quite tragic, is that it is no longer possible to dismiss the "fake news" angle to an intelligence report. And if the CIA is compromised, what is left for "news outlets" like CNN and BuzzFeed, which were all too eager to run with the story without any attempt at verification?

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Zen Xenu's picture

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Quick, NSA better monitor 4Chan 24/7/365 for moar intel.

J. Peasemold Gruntfuttock's picture

Having spent some little time absorbing the comments and content of this article I think that it meets all of the criteria of the ZH mission.

  • to widen the scope of financial, economic and political information available to the professional investing public.
  •  The contents of this article while morally questionable reveal without doubt that those opposed to D. Trump fear the economic principle of the 'trickle down' effect in both theory and practice.
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  • to skeptically examine and, where necessary, attack the flaccid institution that financial journalism has become.
  •  The use of female tricklers is an outrageous and sexist attack on flaccid journalists of all creeds, color, nations and gender.
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  • to liberate oppressed knowledge.
  • Who knew that the Ritz provides yellow Spritz parties and cleans up afterwards!
  •  

  • to provide analysis uninhibited by political constraint.
  • The participants were certainly uninhibited and no constraints were involved.
  • Posteriors may have been visible in the proceedings.
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  • to facilitate information's unending quest for freedom.
  • I am very glad that we did not have to pay for this information but would happily pay to see the video.
  •  

    J.P.G

    Marquis D'/S

    Ned Zeppelin's picture

    Now I am getting pissed, watching Morning Joe (yeah I know why watch but you gotta keep an eye on the libtards) talk about this ridiculous story, this is propaganda coup d'etat material but I guess the left needs some pillow to cry on after Obummer signing off. Dry your tears you idiots. Lowfife usurper David Ignatius should be a janitor somewhere, what a jerk. Pathetic. I hope Donald comes on strong right after inauguration. Sweep out the trash Don.

    NewHugh's picture

    Well inSMELLigence agencies no longer need to conceal their sources...

    StopBeingParanoid's picture

    it's more likely that russian trolls are pretending to be 4channers who circulated the news in the first place to defue this bomb that would affect their puppet in Washington

    Davidduke2000's picture

    what are you talking about asshole?? put it in your fucking empty head," president Trump"

    Last of the Middle Class's picture

    At some point mania overtook common sense and the tin foil hat crowd was born. People without any creative thinking skills are easily manipulated.

    prymythirdeye's picture

    I'll take critical thinking skills over whatever the fuck creative thinking skills are any day.

    cookies anyone's picture

    the moron is strong with this one

    0hedgehog's picture

    Just because you're paranoind, doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you!

    Cassandra.Hermes's picture

    We are certainly in for an interesting period of American history. Quite appropriate that the word President starts with a P. Government of the peeple, for the peeple and by the peeple. I

    Davidduke2000's picture

    I would not  even bother if I was trump, he is the president in 9 days and will start draining the swamp by shutting down the central bank to show he is serious, this will stop all of the haters in their tracks. I am glad he is firing all ambassadors who are spreading the obama propaganda. then he should unleash the AG on the media and force them to show real proof on demand.

    GGuy's picture

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

     

     

    'shutting down the central bank'

     

     

     

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....yeah sure, the j00 banksters will go right along with that.....buffoon!

    Downtoolong's picture

     

    Truth be damned, WaPo, CNN, and the NYT are probably still pissed they weren’t allowed an exclusive inside track on the story.

     

     

      

    vegas's picture

    Am I living in the latest edition of 'The Onion'? Seriously, these fucking Libtard hacks will run with anything if it smears their enemies; all that matters is the agenda.You tinfoil drones on the Left need to get a life; your toxic mindset is a wonderful reminder to all those in middle America why they voted for Trump. Thank you, and keep up the retarded work.

     

    www.traderzoogold.blogspot.com

    ----_-'s picture

    taking 4chan serious - CIA

    dogismycopilot's picture

    CNN is able to thrive because many hotels pay good money for their shit programming. 

    The Ritz Carlton brand is getting pissed on (pun intended) and CNN is hurting them.

    Do Donald Trump a favor and let the Ritz Carlton know they should dump CNN programming and stop advertising with CNN: wecare@ritzcarlton.com

     

    GGuy's picture

    The joo run media is the enemy, as is the j00 run FED

    cheech_wizard's picture

    52m52 minutes ago

    , you saw what I did to Gawker. You are next.

    Standard Disclaimer: Just made my fucking day...
    bookofenoch's picture

    Thiel said that? 

     

    That's it.  From here on, I'm buying everything with Paypal. 

    IndyPat's picture

    Oh shit.

    That's fuckin epic

    Plata con Carne's picture

    Unfortunately @Thiel3x is a spoof account.

    Smilygladhands's picture

    These stories sound like pages from Carlos Dangers autobiography.

    Last of the Middle Class's picture

    I predict another "black youths attacking a white" event before Trump goes in. Just to test the waters for marshal law.

    Ledfether's picture

    I'm not having my party till inauguration day.

    Put nothing past the POS in chief and his minions of evil in the Democrat Party and their state controlled media.

    I'm agnostic...and over the last 8 years Democrats have made me believe in Satan.

     

    ducksinarow's picture

    My spouse an ex-military World War II veteran told me," There are no atheists in Fox holes." For those of you who do not understand the quote. Many men have gone into war an atheist only to be down to their last hope of survival after their ammunition is spent and the enemy is still well loaded. For Agnostics the question is settled immediately. For the atheist, the conversion may come very quickly, but may be too late to change anything on earth.

    We are as American Patriots in that fox hole. If the FBI and the Jusitice Department do not have any more ammunition than we have already seen, this war may well be over. 

    I personally have gone from when Trump is inaugurated to if he his inaugurated and all the smoke clears from all the battles going on will America still be standing? If not it won't matter how good Trump may have been for the economy and hope of the average Patriot. The next 9 days are going to be hell for every one.

    IndyPat's picture

    Seriously?

    Whatever.

    At this rate the next 9 days are going to awesome!

    Land Snark's picture

    Satan believes in God so you may want to retool your belief system.

    delmar Jackson's picture

    Are you also predicting the sun will come up tomorrow? Just sub to colin Flaherty's youtube channel he posts several black on white crime videos on almost a daily basis. What is rare is not blacks beating and murdering innocent random whites, what is rare is the media telling us.

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEbta5E_jqlZmEJsriTEtnw

    cookies anyone's picture

    "The revenge of the Deplorables"

    Old Pecksniff's picture

    After the inauguration, President Trump should send a Muslim butcher to ritually cut off the dicks of all the blockheads at the CIA.

    UnKeynes's picture

    Can't be a Muslim or a Jew butcher.  They can't touch pigs.

    Smilygladhands's picture

    Check for Dan Rathers' handwriting

    artvandalai's picture

    Am I supposed to know what pol/acks is? If I am what does it stand for?

     

    Vooter's picture

    Dumb people from Poland.

    Publicus's picture

    4chan /pol/ board. It's the most magical place on Earth.

    bookofenoch's picture

    This tells me:

    1.  The US Intel Community is a retarded puppet that's beyond hope.  Anyone can Rickroll them.

    2.  There are NO skeletons in Trump's closet.  That "grab her pussy" thing was the best they had, and once fired, failed. 

    3.  The NWO doesn't have any talent.  They're weak and stupid and won't be hard to crush.  BIG changes ahead. 

    4.  The Russian hacking story is OVER, never to rise again.

     

    Personally, I believe the UK ambassador who said he got the information from Eric Braverman (that poor bastard went missing in October, and was probably executed like Seth Rich) and gave it to Wikileaks himself.  Why call the ambassador a liar when he's a lot more credible than a 4 Chan fan fiction about golden showers?

     

    Now, America MUST look at the substance of the leaked emails.  Pedophilia and child trafficking must be punished.

    d edwards's picture

    What have we (our government) become? Sounds like the way the old USSR operated!

    Bogdog's picture

    How in the FUCK does the story not get fact checked by the CIA before they put it in their report?  

    Or did they actually verify it? Is the denial a fake-denial so the author can avoid being disappeared? Is the fake news really fake?

    I'm so confused right now.

    Hold me.

    naro's picture

    They did the same with Iraq WMD (rumor stated by Iraqi Shiia (and Iran) to drive us into war), Gulf of Tonkin lie that led us to Vietnam war, and even the USS Maine that led to the Spanish American war.  There are literally hundreds of other examples of the incompetence and corruption of the American Intelligence (oxymoron) agencies.

    ducksinarow's picture

    Keeping the information on file does not constitute taking it seriously. Not that I am defending CIA.

    But, the idiots that want to spread the report as being true to defame a President could be on a list of PEOPLE TRUMP DOES NOT LIKE and that could be a beautiful thing to watch unfold.

    RightLineBacker's picture

    Rule of Thumb: If it comes from Obama's CIA it is fake news.

    On day 2 of Obama's first term he instructed all US Government agencies to lie as he directed.

    They all have to this day and will until Jan 21st.

    naro's picture

    The American Intelligence (an oxymoron) agencies have been lying us to wars and conflicts for decades.  They are utterly corrupt and malleable with the truth.  The American press is just a propaganda tool of the Democrat party.

    juicy_bananas's picture

    Bay of Pigs

    Gulf of Tonkin

    Babies in incubators

    Iraq has wmds

    Russian hacking

    0hedgehog's picture

    The press is a propaganda tool for the globalists regardless of their party affiliation. One only needs to look back to GW Bush to see that. Both parties and the corporate press are just fronts for the new world order clan.

    Vardaman's picture

    Buzzfeed Ben, please pick up the brown bath house courtesy phone...

    wisebastard's picture

    so 4chan is as credible as cnn, the bbc, msnbc, fox news,........aha ahahaha