4Chan Claims To Have Fabricated Anti-Trump Report As A Hoax

Tyler Durden's picture

In a story that is getting more surreal by the minute, a post on 4Chan now claims that the infamous "golden showers" scene in the unverified 35-page dossier, allegedly compiled by a British intelligence officer, was a hoax and fabricated by a member of the chatboard as "fanfiction", then sent to Rick Wilson, who proceeded to send it to the CIA, which then put it in their official classified intelligence report on the election.

Here is 4Chan's explanation of how the story came to light:

>/pol/acks mailed fanfiction to anti-trump pundit Rick Wilson about trump making people piss on a bed obama slept in

>he thought it was real and gave it to the CIA

>the central intelligence agency of the united states of america put this in their official classified intelligence report on russian involvement in the election

>donald trump and obama have both read this pol/acks fanfiction

>the cia has concluded that the russian plans to blackmail trump with this story we made up

just let that sink in what we have become.


And a summary posted on pastebin:

On january 10, Buzzfeed posted a story under the byline of Ken Bensinger, Mark Schoofs and Miriam elder titled “these reports Allege Trump Has Deep Ties To Russia” and posted a link to a document alleging, among other things, that russia has been cultivating trump for 5+ years, that trump has been in constant contact with the kremlin for information on his opponents, and perhaps most inflammatory, that there are many recorded instances of blackmail of trump in sexual misconduct. A prominent claim is that trump rented the presidential suite of the Ritz Carlton Hotel in moscow, where he knew that the Obamas had slept in; he them hired a number of prostitutes to perform a 'golden shower' (pissplay) on the bed and in the room. https://www.buzzfeed.com/kenbensinger/these-reports-allege-trump-has-dee...


Noted #nevertrump voice Rick Wilson later commented on twitter, stating that the report “gave a new meaning to Wikileaks” (https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/818982395202379777) and that the report was the reason everybody was fighting so hard against the election of Trump. (https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/818983514335047680)


The remarkable thing? It's all fake. And not only fake; it's a prank perpetuated by 4chan, on Rick Wilson himself. A post on 4chan on october 26 stated “mfw managed to convince CTR and certain (((journalists))) on Twitter there'll be an October surprise on Trump this Friday” along with a picture of a smug face with a hash name. http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/94704894/#94705224


on november 1, a person without a picture but is assumed to be the same person posted “So they took what I told Rick Wilson and added a Russian spy angle to it. They still believe it. Guys, they're truly fucking desperate - there's no remaining Trump scandal that's credible.” https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/95568919/#95571329


on january 10, moments after the story broke and began to gain traction on social media, a person with the same smug grin face, and the same hash title for the picture, stated “I didn't think they'd take it so far.” http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/106514445#p106520376


This story has taken on something of a life of it's own. Going through Rick Wilson's twitter, you can find many different stories from the time that he had shown the story to a wide number of anti-trump news sources, trying to find a news organization that would actually publish the story. During that time period, he referred to it often as 'the thing', and often playing coy with followers on the content with the story with anybody who was not also a #Nevertrumper. Unconfirmed sources has people as high up as John McCain giving the story to FBI Director James Comey to attempt to verify the story. Given that Rick Wilson runs in Establishment circles, it is not an impossible scenario that long-serving senators are falling for what amounts to a 4chan troll trump supporter creating an ironic October Surprise out of wholecloth to punk a GOPe pundit who derogatorily referred to them as single men who masturbate to anime.

While this entire incident is laughable, and even more so if the 4Chan account is accurate, what makes it quite tragic, is that it is no longer possible to dismiss the "fake news" angle to an intelligence report. And if the CIA is compromised, what is left for "news outlets" like CNN and BuzzFeed, which were all too eager to run with the story without any attempt at verification?

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buzzsaw99's picture

I betchya he's even got a commie flag
tacked up on the wall inside of his garage."

"He's a snake in the grass, I tell ya guys.
He may look dumb but that's just a disguise,
He's a mastermind in the ways of espionage"

They all started lookin real suspicious at him...


xrxs's picture

Sometimes I wonder if hedge funds and unicorns are getting all of the good people.

Chipped ham's picture

Picture a kindergarten class. The CIA is envious of them.  



scoutshonor's picture

This is Hi-larious.  I laughed so hard I feel like I've been droned.  Best election ever.

Overdrawn's picture

ROLFHO.  You can't make this stuff up.............. well actually the CIA did.  

That is a serious f**k up, made my night.

America, the world is laughing at you because of your un-intelligence department & fake CNN 


booboo's picture

I've seen some of the most cagey animals in the world do some of the most dumbest things when they are desperate. CIA,  I'm looking at you.

Other than that this should disabuse any thinking person of the notion that we are dealing with a sane power structure.


buzzsaw99's picture

yellow caked again :sigh:

actionjacksonbrownie's picture

They're on the phone with Colin Powell right now.

dexter_morgan's picture

Chindit, what say you about this?

Shemp 4 Victory's picture


Chindit, what say you about this?

Nothing. He's too busy eating crow.

indaknow's picture

They don't call them autists for nothing. 

grunk's picture

The CIA put its best agents on this case:

Moe, Larry, and Curly.

Yes We Can. But Lets Not.'s picture

I'll gladly take competent President GoldenShower over feckless President BathHouse any day.

dexter_morgan's picture

And this is the CIA we are supposed to believe with serious shit when they can't even find their own asses with both hands??????

CRM114's picture

I think you'll find far too many have got their positions by being able to kiss other people's asses, not find their own.

ChemtrailPilot's picture

If the 4Chan troll angle turns out to be true it's a perfect, PERFECT opportunity for Trump to announce that the CIA is clearly incompetent and a disgrace to America, and cut them to the bone.

Merica101's picture

If true, in one fell swoop discredits CIA, CNN, McCain and Graham - it doesn't get any better than that...

Fred C Dobbs's picture

I see no reason to assume this was just incompetency.  My first thought was the spies must have known it was a lie but a lie that could bring Trump down.  That sounds more like a coup.





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totalcollapseincoming's picture

If true, just remember the CIA is killing people worldwide on similar credibilible intel.
Next headline for the ClintonNewsNetwork & Co.: 4Chan was the FBI informant!!!

besnook's picture

so the golden shower was actually on the msm and cia. i like that kind of trickle down.

Elco the Constitutionalist's picture
Elco the Constitutionalist (not verified) Jan 10, 2017 10:07 PM

There needs to be people jailed throughout the executive branch to include large numbers from the pentagon and intel agencies. Laws have been broken and trust and faith have been breached.

grunk's picture

4Chan could have hoodwinked the CIA with 2 Chans tied behind its back.

shimmy's picture

Anyone out there deny we live in an idiocracy? Ths is actually worse than the country/world in the movie. 

dexter_morgan's picture


Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

small axe's picture

I'm starting to think maybe common sense will win in the end...nah, not yet

red1chief's picture

The Clintons will never give up, with an almost endless supply of lackeys.

iAmerican3's picture
iAmerican3 (not verified) red1chief Jan 10, 2017 10:23 PM

"Clinton" is Rockefeller (Bill is Winthrop's yard-baby)...and Rothschild.

Confucious 222's picture

Isn't it sweet? Isn't it rich?

These are the fucking clowns they sent in

Rubicon727's picture

Glad to read you have maintained your good humor, but after all I've read on ZH & elsewhere today, time to sign off to save my sanity.

grunk's picture

What do you bet the CIA comes back asking for a bigger budget?

buzzsaw99's picture

But I didn't know until this day that it was 4chan all along... [/don corleone]

What a mess_man's picture

smh... what year is this?  Where am I?  What's going on?

Wage Slave 927's picture

Trump should be pissed off about this BS!

Atomizer's picture

Goddammit Tyler, don't breach your information turf. Your forbidden to troll our site 

Just kidding, we love you. ;)

Welcome Zerohedge. Next, we have to train you to join us in the deep web. It's awesome. Format you to safe sites. It's wild and fun. 

dexter_morgan's picture

Trump needs to fire the whole CIA , and bring Brennan up on charges, and revokes CNN's FCC license. They do not qualify as news. 

Then he needs to hire Binney and Snowden to fix the fucking NSA. 

Thats day one. 

Cracker Pipes's picture

"won't get fooled again..."

buzzsaw99's picture

...Never mind. [/roseanne roseannadanna]

captain-nemo's picture

It's a bizarro world out there right now, and a multitude of accusations, threats, hate speak, lies , fabrications , hoaxes and fake reports against Trump are flying high and low in all directions.


What happens next?

xrxs's picture

Trump doesn't go home and get his shine box.

ebear's picture

Joseph Goebbel's Big Lie Theory only works in the one-way linear world of Radio, TV and Print, and only then when those outlets are controlled by the State or its minions.

In the multi-directional, non-linear world of the internet, Big Lies are ineffective, and if pushed too far, counterproductive.  There are simply too many alternate sources of information for any one group, no matter how powerful, to hold sway.


Yes We Can. But Lets Not.'s picture

Trump has tweeted, characterizing this as 'fake news'.



He's out of options.  Everything about him is fake news... because most of it is embarrassing. Who loves him? Jared? You?

newworldorder's picture

Trump needs to assemble a handful of trusted Intelligence personnel, regardless of Executive Rank, and clean house. It may be that the entire senior service is corrupt and can no longer be trusted to keep the US safe.  Banish them for life if guilty and promote the competent middle levels.