4Chan Claims To Have Fabricated Anti-Trump Report As A Hoax

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In a story that is getting more surreal by the minute, a post on 4Chan now claims that the infamous "golden showers" scene in the unverified 35-page dossier, allegedly compiled by a British intelligence officer, was a hoax and fabricated by a member of the chatboard as "fanfiction", then sent to Rick Wilson, who proceeded to send it to the CIA, which then put it in their official classified intelligence report on the election.

Here is 4Chan's explanation of how the story came to light:

>/pol/acks mailed fanfiction to anti-trump pundit Rick Wilson about trump making people piss on a bed obama slept in

>he thought it was real and gave it to the CIA

>the central intelligence agency of the united states of america put this in their official classified intelligence report on russian involvement in the election

>donald trump and obama have both read this pol/acks fanfiction

>the cia has concluded that the russian plans to blackmail trump with this story we made up

just let that sink in what we have become.

 

And a summary posted on pastebin:

On january 10, Buzzfeed posted a story under the byline of Ken Bensinger, Mark Schoofs and Miriam elder titled “these reports Allege Trump Has Deep Ties To Russia” and posted a link to a document alleging, among other things, that russia has been cultivating trump for 5+ years, that trump has been in constant contact with the kremlin for information on his opponents, and perhaps most inflammatory, that there are many recorded instances of blackmail of trump in sexual misconduct. A prominent claim is that trump rented the presidential suite of the Ritz Carlton Hotel in moscow, where he knew that the Obamas had slept in; he them hired a number of prostitutes to perform a 'golden shower' (pissplay) on the bed and in the room. https://www.buzzfeed.com/kenbensinger/these-reports-allege-trump-has-dee...
https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984/Trump-Intelligence-Al...

 

Noted #nevertrump voice Rick Wilson later commented on twitter, stating that the report “gave a new meaning to Wikileaks” (https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/818982395202379777) and that the report was the reason everybody was fighting so hard against the election of Trump. (https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/818983514335047680)

 

The remarkable thing? It's all fake. And not only fake; it's a prank perpetuated by 4chan, on Rick Wilson himself. A post on 4chan on october 26 stated “mfw managed to convince CTR and certain (((journalists))) on Twitter there'll be an October surprise on Trump this Friday” along with a picture of a smug face with a hash name. http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/94704894/#94705224

 

on november 1, a person without a picture but is assumed to be the same person posted “So they took what I told Rick Wilson and added a Russian spy angle to it. They still believe it. Guys, they're truly fucking desperate - there's no remaining Trump scandal that's credible.” https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/95568919/#95571329

 

on january 10, moments after the story broke and began to gain traction on social media, a person with the same smug grin face, and the same hash title for the picture, stated “I didn't think they'd take it so far.” http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/106514445#p106520376

 

This story has taken on something of a life of it's own. Going through Rick Wilson's twitter, you can find many different stories from the time that he had shown the story to a wide number of anti-trump news sources, trying to find a news organization that would actually publish the story. During that time period, he referred to it often as 'the thing', and often playing coy with followers on the content with the story with anybody who was not also a #Nevertrumper. Unconfirmed sources has people as high up as John McCain giving the story to FBI Director James Comey to attempt to verify the story. Given that Rick Wilson runs in Establishment circles, it is not an impossible scenario that long-serving senators are falling for what amounts to a 4chan troll trump supporter creating an ironic October Surprise out of wholecloth to punk a GOPe pundit who derogatorily referred to them as single men who masturbate to anime.

While this entire incident is laughable, and even more so if the 4Chan account is accurate, what makes it quite tragic, is that it is no longer possible to dismiss the "fake news" angle to an intelligence report. And if the CIA is compromised, what is left for "news outlets" like CNN and BuzzFeed, which were all too eager to run with the story without any attempt at verification?

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iAmerican3's picture
iAmerican3 (not verified) newworldorder Jan 10, 2017 10:48 PM

What kind of person would remain employed in the institution found guilty of murdering President Kennedy?

mary mary's picture

The type who wants his nice government pension.  Also, the type who just wants to steal.  Also, the type who just enjoys lieing and getting away from it.  And a few who just enjoy hurting people.

iAmerican3's picture
iAmerican3 (not verified) mary mary Jan 10, 2017 11:03 PM

Thanks for spelling it out. Hard to grasp here in our wonderful nation.

bh2's picture

If CIA analysts are passing this stuff around, Langley needs a major housecleaning starting January 21st.

Moral must be lower than whale crap on the ocean floor under present leadership.

MsCreant's picture

CIA Anal-ists.

They need TeePee for their bung holes. Heh, heh, heh, heh. Heh, heh, heh, heh.

This might be an indictment on the entire boomer generation, I am sorry to say. Had it too easy, felt entitled, took it all for granted. All looking for the easy fix, rather than putting in the work to do it right and get it right.

I could make this even shorter...

Fucking government workers....

indaknow's picture

Remember they had Clinton talking about pepe the frog? They call it meme majik. Lol. I call it the most inept incompetent administration ever. Falling for a bunch of trolls and they expect us to believe their reports on "Russian hacking". Unfuckingbelievable.

bugs_'s picture

meme magic is real

Dilluminati's picture

meme magic always works it's spell on a person who takes polls daily to remain relevant

their desperation reeks

 

Phil Free's picture

You mean, meme magick.

It is real.

Proof, meet pudding. :D

45North1's picture

All this Trump coverage has blown any coverage of the most recent FBI release of Clinton Email related info.  Even if there was nothing there, it has gone into the shredder of current news.

The alleged and now discredited Trump thing in Moscow is out there now.

The win for the Deep State is that any Trump reconcilliation with Putin will be viewed with scepticism.  MSM is doing everthing they can to undermine both Trump and those that may help him "drain the swamp".

SMOOCHY SMOOCHY CARLO's picture

Maybe The Million Billionaire March on Washington will in fact drain the swamp. Funny.

Uzda Farce's picture

All of DC is a swamp. Maybe they should start with the pizza joints and "art galleries".

IridiumRebel's picture

You're right. Let's load up the cabinet with political hacks who've never worked a day in their lives....best and brightest ya know!

CRM114's picture

Doesn't matter. The MSM are history shortly, and he doesn't need them anyway.

Forever Seeking's picture

I keep going back to this: Chuck Schumer to Rachel Maddow, "You take on the Intelligence Community, they have six ways from Sunday at getting back at you".

http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/schumer-trump-being-really-dumb...

iAmerican3's picture
iAmerican3 (not verified) Forever Seeking Jan 10, 2017 10:46 PM

Hair-plug Schumer finds "strength" only in the power of "government": he is no man, and no American. #Pizzagater no doubt.

Uzda Farce's picture
Uzda Farce (not verified) iAmerican3 Jan 10, 2017 11:47 PM

Schumer is a career politician. Never held a real job. His largest backers include Blackstone, Lockheed, Lazard, Citigroup, Google, and Blackrock. All are corporate sponsors of the Rockefeller/CFR.

https://www.opensecrets.org/politicians/contrib.php?cycle=2016&cid=N0000...

Nesbiteme's picture

I've seen this crap on 4chan for weeks, then "British Intelligence"...give me a fucking break. Are we that stupid?

Atomizer's picture

Once MI6 gets bleeded, they'll drag in Scotland Yard. 

mary mary's picture

Apparently, noone thinks the British have any intelligence.  Not even CIA or CNN.

SMOOCHY SMOOCHY CARLO's picture

But you don't know it's not true, so you'll be scratching your nuts for four years as Mike Pence staples your dick to his wall.

jmack's picture

you laugh now, but wait till they take down 4chan and many of its members and put them into guantanamo, audit then jail, etc.  The deep state does not like being punked.

booboo's picture

I thought the same but Trump may just replace the intel heads with 4chan contributors. That would be rich.

 

Gnostech's picture

/pol/ is already basically a decentralized intelligence agency. payment taken in lulz

Atomizer's picture

Your retarded, everyone has anonymous postings, they disappear. That's why you screen capture. Fucking stupid cunt. Another liberal jacking off to provide fake news.  

turnball the banker's picture
turnball the banker (not verified) Jan 10, 2017 10:36 PM

CIA has just been punked

red1chief's picture

Agree with him or not, Chris Hedges is always insightful. From just 2 days ago: "The Democratic Party must maintain the fiction of liberalism just as the Republican Party must maintain the fiction of conservatism. These two parties, however, belong to one party—the corporate party. They will work in concert, as seen by the alliance between Republican leaders such as McCain and Democratic leaders such as Sen. Chuck Schumer, to get rid of Trump, silence all dissent, enrich the war industry and promote the farce they call democracy."

TeaClipper's picture

The word is GLOBALISTS.

And anyway whoever said the USA was a democracy? It's a federal republic for goodness sake. The clue is in the "rep" representative

Geez youll be telling me next Fascism comes from the right or left, when in fact it gives allegiance to neither, that's why its called fascism, and that's what you've got, CORPORATE FASCISM, or globalism if you like, or the New World Order, call it what you like, its east to recognize.

Enjoy, because there are no lifeboats on the sinking ship.

red1chief's picture

You are correct that the USA is a federal republic, but that is not what the public is led to believe by our elite. A simple Google search reveals several statements about "American democracy" by our elite. Mr. Hedges in fact did not claim that the USA is a democracy if you read the quote carefully.

johnwburns's picture

Wonder if Serious John McCain is having a Homer Simpson Doh! moment. Hope he chokes on his Fibercon. 

WorkingClassMan's picture

Fibercon?  That goiter might get him first.

actionjacksonbrownie's picture

I betcha ol' Vlad is busting a gut laughing at the 3 ring circus that is fbi cia nsa

KashNCarry's picture

I pissed myself reading this story...

grunk's picture

Each day the Leviathan bleeds a little more.

Death by a thousand cuts.

All self-inflicted.

iAmerican3's picture
iAmerican3 (not verified) grunk Jan 10, 2017 10:43 PM

The Beast shall soon be cast down, praise God...and "Babylon shall fall in a day."

Dilluminati's picture

very true

in seeking 24x7 relevance they have discredited themselves

 

onmail1's picture

<-- Obomination
The times of abomination

KuriousKat's picture

CIA  and 17 intelligence agencies..CNN Their flagship...They all Got Punked  unbelievable

Atomizer's picture

Obama will pardon the CIA farm operatives. No names can be mentioned. 

The Blank Stare's picture

Why I do believe I just sharted.

Cassandra.Hermes's picture

So the report is coming from the former MI6 Director, Sir Richard Dearlove, not CIA, FBI, Obama or Hillary.

myth_the_fallen_lords's picture

Time to sit back, listen to a bit of R Kelly to set the (golden shower) mood and see if this story goes anywhere

NobodyNowhere's picture

This is bigger than the Iraq WMD lie.  At least that story did not make CIA look like apprentices.

fel.temp.reparatio's picture

Currently reading "How to shitpost on 4chan" by I.P. Daily

;-)

2rigged2fail's picture

Yellow journalism! 

totalcollapseincoming's picture

I hope Trump is suing BuzzFeed and CNN, like Bollea v. Gawker.

The price tag must be so high, these companies would bleed to death.

TheytookERjobs's picture

One of those rare times when you actually lol

Dilluminati's picture

This isn't the first time that CNN has been abused.  On 911 they got punk'd for a hot link, these guys simply "do not learn".  As sad as 911 was, this is a true story and yes CNN did try and exploit it.

 

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:I2iBzkyACi4J:www.ge...

 

May be OFN to some people but here it is..

 

Also see 

 

(warning.. has goatse)

 

After the Sep. 11th attacks on the WTC, Rayn noticed in a movie that there was a weird looking trick of light & dust that basically looked like a devil's face. He of course posted a screenshot of the movie (directly from CNN's website mind you) with the devil face, which included a zoomed in version and the caption "What the fuck is this?"

 

Well apparently people sent around links of it to friends via email because the picture itself got a lot of hits, and eventually it found its way to an editor for Cnet, who wrote an article which among other things labeled us "fear merchants", and condemned us for photoshopping this "obviously fake" image, which was in fact quite real. He also directly linked to the image off our server (instead of making a local copy on the cnet site.) Well the hate mail rolled in. Lots of people who believed this guy spammed our email addresses telling us what awful, bad, mean, cruel, evil people we where - and how we were going to burn in hell. This was also killing our server because of all the traffic to the one image. Even removing the image wouldnt have helped because of all the "404 - File not found" pages that would be generated.

 

So we all emailed the guy that wrote the article and explained to him that the picture was in fact real (and we mentioned that any 'reporter' worth his salt would have checked it out before slandering us,) and sent him a direct link to the movie. We also requested that he either take the article down or remove the part about us. In addition we explained that directly linking to the images was not only breaking our server, but costing our sponsors an enormous amount of money.

 

Instead, he syndicated the article. It went to CNN, Yahoo news, MSNBC, and basically every major news site on the internet. The now enormous amount of traffic to the site/image was litterally killing the server. We emailed all of them begging them to if nothing else delete the link, as it was wrecking our server. We got no replies.

 

So, Rayn being very swift of thought decided to take some action. Keeping in mind that the image was linked directly to our server, Rayn replaced the image - and we wrote down how much traffic the image had gotten to that point. The image Rayn chose to replace the devil picture with was the goatse . cx man (the guy holding his asshole open wide enough to park a truck in it.) Rayn then informed the people on the forum what he'd done, and they collectively fell out of their chairs laughing. A few pissed themselves.

 

After a few hours of almost constant laughing, the sites removed the part of the article about our site. We checked the traffic stats on the image. 300,000 people viewed it thinking it was a harmless image linked from their favourite news site - and those same 300,000 people got an eyefull of some guys spleen.

 

It's widely considered to be what insured our site's place in the books of infamy: