4Chan Claims To Have Fabricated Anti-Trump Report As A Hoax

Tyler Durden's picture

In a story that is getting more surreal by the minute, a post on 4Chan now claims that the infamous "golden showers" scene in the unverified 35-page dossier, allegedly compiled by a British intelligence officer, was a hoax and fabricated by a member of the chatboard as "fanfiction", then sent to Rick Wilson, who proceeded to send it to the CIA, which then put it in their official classified intelligence report on the election.

Here is 4Chan's explanation of how the story came to light:

>/pol/acks mailed fanfiction to anti-trump pundit Rick Wilson about trump making people piss on a bed obama slept in

>he thought it was real and gave it to the CIA

>the central intelligence agency of the united states of america put this in their official classified intelligence report on russian involvement in the election

>donald trump and obama have both read this pol/acks fanfiction

>the cia has concluded that the russian plans to blackmail trump with this story we made up

just let that sink in what we have become.


And a summary posted on pastebin:

On january 10, Buzzfeed posted a story under the byline of Ken Bensinger, Mark Schoofs and Miriam elder titled “these reports Allege Trump Has Deep Ties To Russia” and posted a link to a document alleging, among other things, that russia has been cultivating trump for 5+ years, that trump has been in constant contact with the kremlin for information on his opponents, and perhaps most inflammatory, that there are many recorded instances of blackmail of trump in sexual misconduct. A prominent claim is that trump rented the presidential suite of the Ritz Carlton Hotel in moscow, where he knew that the Obamas had slept in; he them hired a number of prostitutes to perform a 'golden shower' (pissplay) on the bed and in the room. https://www.buzzfeed.com/kenbensinger/these-reports-allege-trump-has-dee...


Noted #nevertrump voice Rick Wilson later commented on twitter, stating that the report “gave a new meaning to Wikileaks” (https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/818982395202379777) and that the report was the reason everybody was fighting so hard against the election of Trump. (https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/818983514335047680)


The remarkable thing? It's all fake. And not only fake; it's a prank perpetuated by 4chan, on Rick Wilson himself. A post on 4chan on october 26 stated “mfw managed to convince CTR and certain (((journalists))) on Twitter there'll be an October surprise on Trump this Friday” along with a picture of a smug face with a hash name. http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/94704894/#94705224


on november 1, a person without a picture but is assumed to be the same person posted “So they took what I told Rick Wilson and added a Russian spy angle to it. They still believe it. Guys, they're truly fucking desperate - there's no remaining Trump scandal that's credible.” https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/95568919/#95571329


on january 10, moments after the story broke and began to gain traction on social media, a person with the same smug grin face, and the same hash title for the picture, stated “I didn't think they'd take it so far.” http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/106514445#p106520376


This story has taken on something of a life of it's own. Going through Rick Wilson's twitter, you can find many different stories from the time that he had shown the story to a wide number of anti-trump news sources, trying to find a news organization that would actually publish the story. During that time period, he referred to it often as 'the thing', and often playing coy with followers on the content with the story with anybody who was not also a #Nevertrumper. Unconfirmed sources has people as high up as John McCain giving the story to FBI Director James Comey to attempt to verify the story. Given that Rick Wilson runs in Establishment circles, it is not an impossible scenario that long-serving senators are falling for what amounts to a 4chan troll trump supporter creating an ironic October Surprise out of wholecloth to punk a GOPe pundit who derogatorily referred to them as single men who masturbate to anime.

While this entire incident is laughable, and even more so if the 4Chan account is accurate, what makes it quite tragic, is that it is no longer possible to dismiss the "fake news" angle to an intelligence report. And if the CIA is compromised, what is left for "news outlets" like CNN and BuzzFeed, which were all too eager to run with the story without any attempt at verification?

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J. Peasemold Gruntfuttock's picture

No, really, thank you twosy! You are too too kind.

Have you just recently graduated from a onesy?

Or in my ignorance is this an associative popular culture reference to a character from the movie series Austin Powers?


Fond regards and mummy sends hugs.




Hipower's picture

Large words..... small intellect.

J. Peasemold Gruntfuttock's picture

My my Hipster you are coming along splendidly.

I know it is not your usual form but that was a particularly small message you just added.

You know what they say, Short message Short ....?

But it's late and you may need to take a nap.


Sweet dreams and may you aspire to bigger messages and vacuum assisted growth.



swampmanlives's picture

Rick Wilson (Republican) has probably gone into hiding now.

IndyPat's picture

The guy is doubling down.

Totally digging his own hole to China.

These are amazing days. Truly.

Warthog777's picture

It's been reported that there is a war going on in the IC.  Could this have been a set up to destroy the opposition in the Coup?  It sure looks to have that effect.

Most entertaining election ever!

soyungato's picture

How low can these stupid and ruthless people go ? There is little doubt in my mind these people are capable of killing Seth Rich and Eric Braverman. 

Trump should not be a sissy when it comes to crushing thess evil beings. 

Joe A's picture

If this is true then CNN should be forced to shut down and the intelligence agencies need a complete overhaul. What a farce.

newworldorder's picture

CNN, MSNBC, NPR, BBC, etc. And yes criminal penalties should be envoked against anyone found guilty of undermining the Republic within the US Intelligence Services. 

headless blogger's picture

Is there anyway a bunch of us can file a class action lawsuit against 4chan, cia, buzzfeed, the british fucker, et al? This is causing severe stress to me. 

Yonathan Zwift's picture


Globalists / Democrats & RINO'S wearing a Putin Mask

4Chan Punk Suckers


Vote ... is the Espionage Media Complex a bunch of False Flag Fascists, or, 'is they just ignorant?'


Can't wait to see the results.  For those who believe Mr. Trump pees to get even, leave evidence of your shillery below.

Praeda2's picture

Schoofs is known as a Sorosbot.

aldousd's picture

The CIA isn't "Compromised." They're just idiots who will believe anything they read.

bankonzhongguo's picture

It's the MTV-CIA kiddies.

Same goes for "journalism."

All of this is directly related to the 24 hour newz psycle where every outlet needs a thoughtless facebook meme headline to appease its advertisers. (Not unlike ZH folks.)

There is a reason all this is happening AND there is no real investigative journalism anymore.

Nobody on any level invests the time and attention - just the intention to get ahead at any cost by any means.

It will get worse as the planet adds another 80 million every year until "something" breaks.

Praeda2's picture

Golden showers on Obongo's last day... my sides are in orbit.

IndyPat's picture

This is "Burn After Reading" level of hilarity.

Fucking surreal.

RedDwarf's picture

The growing human supercomputer known as 'the internet' is beginning to show it's power.  It's starting to run circles around everything.  I'm beginning to think this is in fact the beginning of the singularity.  Not an 'AI', but instead a stream of human consciousness and supercharged wisdom of the crowds.

And it likes porn, cats, and trolling morons.

newworldorder's picture

Sorry to disapoint you, but the internet has become the 'Borg Collective.' It is after all about inescapable control by the brainless.

RedDwarf's picture

I see, and yet here you are.  So either you think of yourself as inescapably controlled by the brainless, or you are an 'exception', and thus disprove your own thesis.

bookofenoch's picture

Interesting concept.  I like it.  Despite the grumpy cat, sportsball, selfie and kardashian crowd, I think you are right.  There is a core of good hearted people, and connecting them created a super consciousness in search of truth.  I used to call them the pajama mujahadeen after the Dan Rather takedown.  We need a new name.

RedDwarf's picture

Some groups like 'Anonymous' are in fact trying to make themselves be that name.

Theodore Sturgeon wrote a short novel "The Cosmic Rape" in 1958.  His story dealt with a alien hive mind that seeks to absorb humanity, and this story touches on a lot of these topics very well.  If you like mind bending science fiction, this is one of the better ones.

If you like anime, Psychopass gets into some of this stuff as well, although it doesn't become clear until later in the series.

Spiro The Greek's picture

Someone (ZH?) should put a list of all the lies MSM and the elits have blamed Trump so far.

They have attaked his young son, his family including ancestros, his bussines, Rusian allies, traitor, looser,...I think there is nothing they have not tried...and yet there he stands.

They more they attack him the stronger he gets.we need a list to keep updated.

shadow54's picture

"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. Karl Rove. It appears that Buzzfeed and CNN and much of the liberal media is doing just that for Trump. Creating a reality of Russians and hackers everywhere and golden showers.

These sorts of people don't believe there is any real truth. Everything is propaganda so you just make it up. Plato, by the way, proved them wrong long ago when he said - Truth is not relative or it would be True that there is no Truth.

The CNN news report I read said the source of the Russia Trump report was an M16 man, then they admitted it was former, then they admitted that John McCain originally paid his security company to get dirt on Trump, and then Hillary's people also got into the act by paying him to dig up more. This was done from the primaries to the election.

It looks like he did what he was paid to do, put together a report of wild claims from around the Net and then the CIA etc. remarked that he is indeed a credible source. Perhaps Drudge is right when he says intelligence agencies in the US are trying to blackmail Trump to accept their new Cold War on Russia. The core problem is most Americans don't believe in that fake reality, but they do now have the ministry of truth to push it.


lordbaldric's picture

Here on a silver platter is Trump's justification for gutting these agencies.

Riquin's picture

This brings jurnalism to a very very low level!! Can you imagine we go to a nuclear war based on a hoax!!!

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cookies anyone's picture

Actualy the track record of US shows hoaxes for every single conflict in the XX/XXI century, cheers

johnwburns's picture

One great sidebar is Super Brave Hero of the People Juan McCain scurried off to the FBI with his little Buzzfeed folder and dropped a dime on Trump. How quickly Buzzfeed turns into buzzkill. 

Hipower's picture

Imagine what he looks like fucking his wife. If I were a woman , I'd claw my eyes out.

Spiro The Greek's picture

Its ok baby...I will do you xox

moorewasthebestbond's picture

The brave new MSM isn't afraid to let a little piss get in it's face.

Wicked Old People's picture


yummy yummy yellow cake -- because it went down so well the last time

Hipower's picture

I laughed so hard when I read this , I peed a little. When the hell is the Golden Don going to stop winning ?

Sid Davis's picture

How piss poor is CNN as a news organization.  Here we are Jan 11, 2017, 12:15 AM Central time, and CNN still has this as a headline story, reporting the fake story as factual.  Take this as a lesson on how incompentent news reporting can be.  Even for simple stories, rarely does the report match what someone with first hand knowledge knows as what actually happened, but this story must be the supreme example of what corrupted journalism actually is.

What makes people paranoid is haitual lies, slanted reports, and corrupt reporting.

shadow54's picture

Wait for this tale of the Russians and golden showers to spread. Some of the other sites I comment on get those screaming paranoids who think Russians are everywhere and Trump is in with them. They will go into full brain explosion, believing every word of the report as presented by CNN etc.

RonnieM's picture
RonnieM (not verified) Jan 11, 2017 1:28 AM

Former analysts from Goldman Sachs 


Can't argue with their preciseness and proven track record.



LowerSlowerDelaware_LSD's picture
LowerSlowerDelaware_LSD (not verified) RonnieM Jan 11, 2017 11:08 AM



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dlweld's picture

Yeah, when you read the report while thinking it could be a spoof – it fits! The language, the documents’s organization, the details - It sure doesn’t have the feel of a real intelligence report – seems like, and reads like a college parody. On such we go to war. I wonder if any MSM is going to do retractions?

JustPastPeacefield's picture

It reads like something I'd write after a full bottle of cheap wine. Golden showers on the bed, wackin' off to anime ... holy fuck, I couldn't write that shit sober. 

JustPastPeacefield's picture

There goes CNN, pissin' into the wind again. Too bad they can't smell their own stale urine. 

RovingGrokster's picture

Either URine, or URout. CNN has been out for so long that they have no clue when the people are taking the piss!

dlweld's picture

I understand the CIA uses “The Onion” as their favoured source for their intelligence reports – seriously! This last Trump report telling of spiteful golden showers on a hotel bed that Obama supposedly used once – I mean really, folks. Give your head a shake.


Wahooo's picture

I wanted to believe it, as it increased my meaure of the Trump.

RovingGrokster's picture

Did it increase the length of his fingers, too?

Oh. Not that kind of "measure" ?

Mediocritas's picture

I admit being late to realise that politics really IS downstream of culture. This whole thing is fucking hilarious, excellent trolling.

Dildocks's picture

This story is liquid gold. After reading, had a delicious shudder of well-being come over me as if I just released a torrent of something long-held in. Soooo, just when you think the Left's bladder of stupity is voided, nah, they'll make more. Maybe that's why they ran a candidate with a colostomy bag.