“I Did Give Donald Trump a Golden Shower … He Liked It Very Much”

George Washington's picture

Buzzfeed reports that a former British intelligence official said that Russia is blackmailing Donald Trump with evidence of his sexual peccadilloes, including liking “golden showers”.

The story has gone viral, and CNN notes that intelligence officials say the reports might be credible. 

Trump has called the story “fake news”. And the New York Times and New York Post agree.

But this video PROVES it’s true … Trump received and enjoyed golden showers:

Oddly, the video is from 2011:

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Forbes confirmed in 2013 that the speaker in the video, Dino Rachiele, is in the business of selling “custom-made sinks”. He specializes in high-end metal fixtures.

So maybe the media and intelligence services just got confused about the type of “golden shower” Trump enjoys?

Postscript: While this post is obviously satire, Mr. Rachiele really does appear to be a seller of high-end home fixtures, who claimed more than 5 years ago that he gave Trump a golden shower.

Truth is stranger than fiction …

 

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Lies All Lies's picture

More utter crap from GW. What a desperado.. At least this wasn't the usual hysterical anti- Jewish rant. Or was it? I couldn't be bothered to read it all.

I won't be click-baited in future by you, georgie boy.

CoCosAB's picture

Go fuck yourself... Take Clapper with you!

GGuy's picture

Why do bigots like you think all jews are the same?

Confucious 222's picture

No, the utter crap is clowns like you crawling around all butthurt after your heroes Streep and Clooney are totally ignored.

Fuck them and fuck you shithead

fishwharf's picture

Perfect GW.  Thanks.

Manic by Proxy's picture

This  just in: CNN spokesunit, Terd Nurdlinget, reports that George Clooney states he gave Hilary Clinton a "Dirty Sanchez" and in a 3 way with Barack Obama and Andrea Mitchell, have them both "Cleveland Steamers". When asked for a comment, Michelle Obama said, "I could give a shit".

Dave Whiteman's picture

Cleveland steamer ‎(plural Cleveland steamers)

  1. (slang) A sexual act involving defecating on someone's chest, then shitting in it and rolling back and forth like a steamroller
OccamsCrazor's picture

clearly the demoncrats are doing everything possible to make life so shitty for donald trump, that he just resigns. they are obviously saying this is 'payback' for all the shit GOP did to obama.  But what they forgot is THEY started all this shit way back with Nixon, and before that Kennedy. Clintons took it up another notch, and then Obama went full tilt.  so none of this is 'personal.'

What we get with DC, is simply payback in a circle jerk, where what goes around, comes around, goes around again. Meanwhile Rome burns, and these fuckwads in DC just pilfer all the wealth.  

The sooner we blow up DC, and take ALL the power back to the states, the sooner we can begin being a country again. 

Until then, we are just a sewer hole, waiting for more shit to be dumped on us. (by DC.) 

Reaper's picture

It's time McCain got a golden shower from his cellmate in prison. Meeting with ISIS was Treason. http://www.inquisitr.com/1326127/john-mccain-isis-photo/

Crush the cube's picture

We do know Obama loved his Cris Steele up his Cris Burrow.  Pick some real names for your fake news, nobody human is that foolish and can't see through it.

Steele = stele - https://ashtronort.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/heliopolis200501.jpg?w=768 - dick

burrow - https://photos.smugmug.com/Animals-Mammals/Horses-Burros/Burro/i-PCPNNKH... - burro - ass

MASTER OF UNIVERSE's picture

He said he 'gave TrumpO a Golden Shower', GW. He did not say he sold him a Golden Shower.

StagStopa's picture

One overarching rule about golden showers.. fun to give, sure, but make sure it's at  the END of the date...

Roxi

Old Poor Richard's picture

Too bad Trump didn't know or recall this. Really would have been awesome if he trolled them, tweeted "I've only received a golden shower from one man, and he wasn't Russian."

GGuy's picture
GGuy (not verified) Jan 11, 2017 8:41 PM

Shitstain Obowelmovement gave me a Philthy Sidecar

 

https://www.google.com/search?q=Philthy+Sidecar&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

Bemused Observer's picture

LOL!...who sits around coming up with names for this stuff? Someone's date takes an unexpected turn, and rather than try and forget it, or blame the drugs/alcohol, they NAME it and make it a 'thing'...

GGuy's picture

actually, I had never heard of a Philly Sidecar until I started reading ZH comments.

messystateofaffairs's picture

The Russians have got to be rolling around on the floor with what the Americans are going on with. Even the presenters on RT are having a helluva time keeping the smirk off their faces.

Redistribution Of Relevance's picture

Yeah, though this is a perfect time to have a smirk on their faces.

Dave Whiteman's picture

also a perfect time to have smirk on their feces, followed by feces on their smirk.

bardot63's picture

This is sick shit.

Grandad Grumps's picture

Ya know, I cannot image anyone liking to get pissed on, especially if the person had asparagus for dinner. I don't know if it is true or false (leaning toward false). That being said, it is much better than Pedophiles sodomizing and murdering young children.

WTFUD's picture

Trump ordered the Jellyfish on the menu and not realising it was alive it jumped of the plate and stung him. Acting instinctively room service dropped their strides and preceded to apply the necessary recommended lubrication.

There's always a perfectly logical explanation for events and it's understandable how the ex-British Spookmaster who's Russian Language skills were poor, could have mistranslated his report as his source had a slight lisp also.

Hongcha's picture

The level of content AND dialogue on ZH continues to steadily deteriorate.  I would think GW would not stoop to this garbage ... and all the tweets, twits and other filth on the www is just that.  The man is our incoming president, respect the office, gentlemen.

messystateofaffairs's picture

Its just the environment we have to deal with. Lighten up, it's the silly season.

Barrock's picture

It just gets crazier by the minute.  I have to admit that I was expecting him to say something else.

1980XLS's picture

Given The Donald's issues with Mexicans, when do we hear about the "Dirty Sanchez"

cbxer55's picture

The same time we start hearing about "Cleveland Steamers".  ;-)

Vageling's picture

Since when is pissing on a bed called "Golden Shower"? Isn't that some weirdo stuff where people piss over each and get aroused?

Either way. Seems to be some counter on illery's dirt. Has the same formula. She's accused of the pedo shit where as Trump is accused of liking golden showers...

People have rich imaginations. Or is this the spirit cookers trying to make themselves look somewhat normal? Who cares. They've been sitting on this as far as July 2016! Nobody took the bait I guess until now. Timing wise, how convenient!

Just like the sexual harassment claims which have mostly been debunked.

im-a-nut-job's picture

Golden showers give you goldilocks 

Skiprrrdog's picture

Breaking News

In a 'tell all' interview, Barky Obeezlbub reveals that on several occasions, he received golden showers from Bill Clinton's wife, and that they were always *cold showers*

Film at Eleven

bshirley1968's picture

Everytime there is shit like this being stirred, you can bet there is s a Jew somewhere close to the handle.

J. Peasemold Gruntfuttock's picture

In this case I think we can safely rule out the Red Sea pedestrians as they tend to do their best work through the sheet not on it.

Tends to ruin the elaborate embroidery don't you think?

J.P.G

DuneCreature's picture

You just can't make up a real fake story like that!

Great research, GW! .... Excellent job, excellent, excellent.

Live Hard, Invite All The MSM Reporters To A Press Conference In A Big Hall And Kick On The Fire Suppression Sprinkler System, Hose Them Down Good, And Show Them What Being 'All Wet' Really Means. I Dare Them To Bad Mouth You For It, President Elect Trump. Die Free

~ DC v4.0

ChanceIs's picture

"Golden Shower" is the word of the day - most/searched - over on Urban Dictionary:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/

This story must be getting a lot of "visibility."

YHC-FTSE's picture

Being an innocent of such sexual proclivities even at my age, I actually had to look it up. As double entendres go, it's pretty vile and I find it difficult to believe this is widely practiced enough to have its own definition.

Anyhoo. Thanks for the laughs, I guess it's in the same province as stating that I gave Nigel Farage a hand job because I once shook his hand....... Here's a better one, asked why I don't think ladies should serve onboard naval vessels, I said "Women and seamen don't mix".

Raging Debate's picture

YHC - Never heard of tea bagging? Try urban dictionary for beef stew dick. Just to add some shock value and cheap laughter in this big dark carnival cycle. Cant always be serious all the time...

hedgeless_horseman's picture

Funny, GW!

Please consider this a personal invitation.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-01-10/time-has-come-first-zerohedge-s...

Everyone would love to see you there!  Let me know if you can make it.

h_h

 

ALANBEEKMAN's picture

I don't know, $350.00 for a golden shower

sounds a little steep, unless it includes a BJ.

Warthog777's picture

I get that it's satire.  I think it's in poor taste at this moment. When people are looking to sort this "Fake News" out, is not the time to parody or stir the pot. IMHO of course.

strannick's picture

Awesome George Washingon. Thanks for the Golden Shower. I liked it very much

George Washington's picture

I hear what you're saying ... but it's sort of in the Banzai vein of parody.

American Psycho's picture

Usually one has to pay a little extra for a Golden Shower. 

The Saint's picture
The Saint (not verified) Jan 11, 2017 3:16 PM

LOL.  Maybe he'll be on Buzfeed tomorrow.

 

Son of Captain Nemo's picture

And I know a two term President that goes both ways (married to a?) who loves wearing women's lingere, and spends more time playing golf than he is in the oval office... Who loves being the destroyer of peaceful Nation(s) and bankrupting his Country with no equal in it's history!...

Frito's picture

He never wanted to be the President, he wanted to be... A Lumberjack!!

 

Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia.

 

....

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

BandGap's picture

Just like his dear ma-ma.

Son of Captain Nemo's picture

Almost forgot...

Was elected into office without an investigation into his family's ties to clandestine organization(s) and the fact that he wasn't born as a U.S. citizen in the State of Hawaii!

Fixed it!!