How 4Chan McFooled John McCain, Buzzfeed, and the CIA Into Believing Trump's Golden Showers

The_Real_Fly's picture

Ok, there is a lot to go through with this story, which is going to end up being one of the biggest embarrassments for Buzzfeed, the CIA, and old man McCain ever.

First let's go over what happened, in reference to the pesudo intelligence report aka 'dossier' published by the high level retards over at Buzzfeed.

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I know this appears to be unbelievable, but it's all verifiable. The neocon shill of a reporter from Buzzfeed, Rick Wilson, was catfished by some autist from the Hitler loving 4chan message boards and made to believe Trump enjoyed getting urinated on and all sorts of outlandish stuff. Truly, this is incredible. Let me post some screen shots.

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That right there is the head of Buzzfeed explaining why he published a dodgy report of utter nonsense that was, apparently, fished around to other news agencies and summarily rejected -- because it's retard level was too high even for The NY Times.

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Since the 4chan ruse was revealed, Rick Wilson has been made out to be a top moron with a propeller helmet, laughed at and derided as a person of very low standing. The heat is, apparently, getting to him.

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Wikileaks calls bullshit on the report.

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What sort of nonsense is in this top secret dossier? How about this?
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And now to the curious case of John McCain, war shill, neocon lover of death of agony.

Source: Guardian

Senator John McCain passed documents to the FBI director, James Comey, last month alleging secret contacts between the Trump campaign and Moscow and that Russian intelligence had personally compromising material on the president-elect himself.
 
The material, which has been seen by the Guardian, is a series of reports on Trump’s relationship with Moscow. They were drawn up by a former western counter-intelligence official, now working as a private consultant. BuzzFeed on Tuesday published the documents, which it said were “unverified and potentially unverifiable”.
 
The Guardian has not been able to confirm the veracity of the documents’ contents, and the Trump team has consistently denied any hidden contacts with the Russian government.

The media ran with the 'explosive news' and will now get to enjoy its explosion -- as they hold it near their tiny little hearts.
 
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Trump is now pissing all over these guys.
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Atomic Nixon's picture

So beautiful!  So beautiful!  And who knew that 4chan has a heart. and a soul?  A heart as black as dead blood pooled in an alley, and a soul as slimy as a month-old pumpkin after halloween.  I honestly have tears in my eyes.  What beautiful carnage!  Careers mangled (hopefully) forever, life-long friendships torn asunder, and all richly deservered.  With of course the classic cherry on top...

"Why did you do it Johnny?  WHY?!?"
"Kicks baby... Kicks!"

Reptil's picture

Oh dear! It seems the BBC can't get enough of warm, yellow showers.

http://theweek.com/speedreads/672669/bbc-claims-second-source-backs-trum...

ZIRPY's picture

Supposedly there is a cache of the piss story that was sent to Wilson but I cant find a link. Does anyone have the actual story that was sent with an Oct date on the transmission that predates the MJ story?

Global Douche's picture

"Catfished" is truly the PERFECT word to describe this! I was going to compare this with the Notre Dame Catfishing incident a few years ago.

Murderface's picture

This one will go down in the history books as the fake news story that ended all fake news reports on Trump. Its amazing how stupid people are. Did they really think this was true? I read it and thought this will end the era of false news reporting.

DownWithYogaPants's picture

Things just keep getting deliciouser!

strannick's picture

Truthiness isn't what matters, it's Stickiness that matters.

This was too dumb to stick. What a brilliant hoax.

Murderface's picture

Word is the Podesta brothers invited the Donald to their Golden Pee-zza Night at Come-Get-It Pizza.

LOL123's picture

And so the territorial pissing contest begins....

dexter_morgan's picture

This shit is too funny, but please make it stop. I still cant help but think this is a distraction from something larger/worse. And, the focus is now far from the contents of all those emails, which is likely where the larger/worse resides.

Global Douche's picture

I'm watching for DOW 20,000 when I predict the bubble pops. Again, I still stand by that it likely won't happen while on OBummer's watch.

Fathead Slim's picture
Fathead Slim (not verified) Jan 11, 2017 7:58 PM

Did McMullen have to explain to McCain that the piss party was perverted and immoral, and would therefore damage Trump? If the same accusation was made against McCain, someone would surely say, "You don't understand. This is the most normal thing he's ever done".

lennysrv's picture

McCain has some 'splainin to do.

falak pema's picture

Total BS thread.

We know that 4 chan was all wind and piss and the real clown was the MI 6 shill.

Why do you guys piss into the wind?

Fathead Slim's picture
Fathead Slim (not verified) falak pema Jan 11, 2017 7:45 PM

"Total BS thread."

You wish. Assholes like you who want to see Trump stopped from becoming president will believe this kind of nonsense because you have no critical thinking skills. For you, wanting something to be true is as good as obtaining proof.

FOAD, ES&D, and KMA.

falak pema's picture

Hey dummy, you can't run two horses under the same jockey in the same race...

Its either the 4chan route or the MI6 route that fed McCain. 

Whats with your neurones? That 4chan route is nowhere like the MI6 route. And yes, truth is conditioned by PROOF irrefutable in my book. Maybe not yours; where it can be smoke n mirrors like this poster.

You want the Duck to win so much you want him to sell his soul for 30 talents of silver and a bowl of borst so that he can enjoy his golden shower?

 

OBAMALINSKY's picture

The real foreign agent/s is/are B. Hussein Obama (a.k.a Barry Soetoro) and that Iranian twat Valery Jarret.

aliens is here's picture

Hey CNN I have inside knowledge on Trump. He stated to me that he loves McNuggets. Quick contact me now at 123456789.

OBAMALINSKY's picture

CNN - Going down in flames! Loving every minute.

OBAMALINSKY's picture

I've been hearing faint noise and chatter over the past 4-5 weeks that Defense Intelligence, U.S. Flag Officers and the the U.S. Military are all about ready to decapitate the CIA.

McCain - You're a treasonous piece of shit Manchurian commie bitch Zionist stooge.

Drop the blade on all of them.

GGuy's picture
GGuy (not verified) Jan 11, 2017 3:20 PM

Run by juice? It's FAKE NUICE!

 

GOT GOOG GOYIM?

 

7 jews media control

BlueSceptic's picture

waaaaaahhahahhhahhaha, you're being trolled by trollers. Crying here. Man, are you guys stupid. You really believe anything.

Mo Bius's picture

Right on Zerohedge! VT was reporting this like the truth! O what sad dissonance their Hillary loyalty has spawned!
Thanks again!
BTW: Firefox login attempts took this site came up invalid password, and I had to switch to Chrome to login. Go figure, Jews..

Joebloinvestor's picture

Punked big time.

 

Too bad it was at Trumps expense, but it served its' purpose.

turkey george palmer's picture

Can't imagine how but I wish the Bush clan was involved and exposed.

OBAMALINSKY's picture

Me to. I think Trumps got major payback planned for all involved in 9/11. As far as who's the source of this debacle, my guess would be all roads lead to Nazi Jew George Soros.

optimator's picture

Quick, can you make a name from the letters SOETORO?

 

The only name I can make out of those letters are SOROS.

Son of Loki's picture

The author did a fantastic job putting all this together. Hopefully, the authorities take action on it and penalize some of those involved in spreading malicious information.

The neocons get all riled up about stuff influencing the election, well this stuff is 10x worse even though the election is over.

imho

TeethVillage88s's picture

Both Congress House and Senate investigate or police themselves.

Doesn't seem there is a way to censure John McCain. Except for a vote of Censure.

gcjohns1971's picture

If this is true, Rick Wilson and Evan McMullin KNEW this was not actual Intel from an Intel agency, but only an unsubstantiated internet tumor.

A "Stupidity" defense strains credibility given their long close relationship,  and high placement within, with real Intel.  Alternatively, a stupidity defense would deeply taint Intel agencies as ongoing information-producing concerns by painting them as organizations where clowns like these are THE CREAM of the organizations...ergo everyone else is EVEN MORE CLOWNISH.

Why is it pertinent whether they knew?

If they knew, then this was a calculated attack to weaken or destroy public confidence in the Constitution's election system, the resultant peaceful transfer of power, and ultimately the concept of democracy itself.  

If voters can be made to be uncertain whether the duly elected President-Elect of the United States is a foreign agent, a plant, then all candidates for lesser office are even more suspect.

If they knew, and they absolutely did, then this was an infamous act of Treason, an act of war on the United States.

They should be investigated an endicted immediately or the Republic is breathing its last.

omniversling's picture

Didn't follow this as it unfolded, so may be way off mark, but my first impression is that 4Chan has just been 'outed' as an outlet for 'fake news'.

My impression is that 'anything on 4Chan is now suspect'. I've only been on 4Chan once, and it was when I read the thread around the time of Hellary's Servergate. There was a thread in early July 2016 by someone purporting to be an "FBI insider' who seemed to be claiming that Hellary had Special Access Programme software actually installed on the unsecured servers in the bathroom (no idea if this is possible).

That would indicate that the 'pay for play' was not only unsecured emails to 'hack', or net-connected laptops left lying around in offices for 'pay to play' players to browse, but that hackers could have passed THROUGH Hellary's servers directly into the deep secret areas of ALL US databases. It was this that informed Comey's decision not go further with prosecution, because the revelations would have brought down not only the current administration, but comprehensively destroyed public trust in the institution of 'government'.

IMO this is connected directly to the Pedogate/Pizzagate expose', and George Webb's 'Where is Eric Braverman' series. Webb (in Day 77), speaks directly on the list of hacked US agencies and the 'variation for effect' tool in counter-insurgency (@ 7.00 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMdaCwEpCYk). He frames it as the Klinton Gang having access to ALL .gov data via her 'team of chinese hackers', which can now be used as foundation intel to mount a full coup inside the US (as the endgame of the coup that started with JFK and then boosted with 911).

When we no longer know whether Fake News pretending to be real news is Fake News, Fake News pretending to be Fake News pretending to be real news is fake Fake News or real Fake News (etc etc), the snowob mission statement of the CIA that Casey announced will be ready to take to the next level:

“We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false.” William Casey, CIA Director 1981-1987

And just how much of this is froth to hide/disguise/deflect/decoy a more important story in the news-cycle?

Gnostech's picture

"My impression is that 'anything on 4Chan is now suspect'."

 

haha, that's always been the case. 

scoutshonor's picture

but comprehensively destroyed public trust in the institution of 'government'.~

 

Ummm, I'm pretty sure that ship has left the marina, passed the gate, and is half way to China.

omniversling's picture

Certainly to anyone who's interested and has been paying attention , like ZHeaders. If the 'true truth' actually emerges, the worldwide kickback may be so excessive that little of the 'world as we know it' will remain. I want a reset, but am not confident that a 'free for all' will be better than a structured shift, given the number of sheople that are now trained to 'follow the leader'. Who knows just how batshit crazy our 'reality' is...that's been hidden for centuries in the 53km of bookshelves under the Vatican? Perhaps we do live in a flat earth dome, or the earth is hollow, or our ancestors are space invaders, or this is a hologram, or an inverse bizarro world in which the sun is the iris of an immortal's eye, and we're merely the projection on the back of his/her/it's retina.

scraping_by's picture

This may be more than chattering class bedwetters getting punked. The media coverage of The Don has been a continuation of the slander storm they put on as part of the Hillary campaign. American history has another large conspiracy of bitter enders, the South after the Civil War. They created the mythology of the Noble Cause, used local governments to keep the aristos in power, and resorted to terrorism to keep society with them on top. Now, we have the 'Hillary Won' myth buzzing every camp in the University Gulag, obviously paid demonstrators creating bad optics for the incoming Administration, and the chattering class continuing the NOKD agitprop.

I wonder if we'll see a PC version of the KKK, or will they just get more nasty and more cutting about the short-fingered vulgarian?

Arie L Ultra's picture

The person/group who came up with this level of trolling deserve a Golden Pepe. Damn this year had the best start in years. hahaha

TheRideNeverEnds's picture

I met Donald Trump at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Donald Trump shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big Trump fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Donald was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Donald Trump and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.

Wahooo's picture

I knew this was fake because you misspelled "Obama".

J. Peasemold Gruntfuttock's picture

...and that m'lud is when my client woke up.

We plead guilty on the basis of diminished responsibility and moral turpitude.

I ask that that the punishment fit the crime and my client be serviced royally and repetitively by the ZH community.

 

J.P.G

peippe's picture

you have some skills-

I was hooked. 

Why didn't you do it on all seven continents?

Antarctica is "open to all" for "scientific" discoveries.

Berspankme's picture

What happened when Lindsey found out?

Caleb Abell's picture

Wait a minute.  You're John McCain, aren't you.

jus_lite_reading's picture

Send this to The Washington Compost ASAP! They need to print this on the front page! DO IT! DO IT!

Then send it to CNN! Tell them the Washington Compost is bidding for that juicy news!

 

 

The Gladiator's picture

Too late.I just saw it on BuzzFeed.

GRDguy's picture

Didn't someone say "there's no such thing as bad publicity."

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Herdee's picture

McCain/Hillary/Obama foreign policies are a disaster. Obama goes down with the NeoCons.