Biden Announces 2020 Presidential Run: "We Have No Freakin' Idea What Trump's Gonna Do"

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Submitted by Mike Shedlock via,

In the sappiest of sappy interviews, outgoing vice president Joe Biden looks back, and forward. ‘I Wish to Hell I’d Just Kept Saying the Exact Same Thing’ says Biden in a New York Times interview.

The title is cryptic but it pertains to a speech Biden gave in July that he wishes he repeated more often instead of attacking Trump.


Biden is afflicted with guilt and worry.

  1. About not talking about what Hillary would do, instead of blasting Trump.
  2. About not running for president himself. He thinks he would have won.
  3. About affordable health care. “I’m not prepared to bet my granddaughter’s college tuition, but it’s less likely to be undone than frayed on the edges,” moans Biden.
  4. About the nonsensical prospect of Vladimir Putin fulfilling his dream of re-establishing Russian hegemony over Eastern Europe.
  5. About Syria.
  6. About the glass ceiling and the failure of the first black president to pass the baton to the first female president.

If that’s is not enough sap for you, Biden says “I’ll run”  in 2020 “if I can walk.”

Biden did offer this tidbit on Trump It’s like a rubik’s cube trying to figure this guy out. We have no freakin’ idea what he’s gonna do.

The sap concluded …

After Air Force Two touched down on the tarmac in Wilmington, I asked him about a line he liked to use before the election. “So do you still believe what your grandfather said, that God looks out for drunken Irishmen and the United States of America?” Biden said he wasn’t sure about the Irishmen, but he was about the country. “I have to believe that,” he said. “There’s no sense being in this business unless you’re an optimist.

Unknown vs. Known

Although we do not know what Trump will do, we likely do know what Hillary would have done, and nearly all of it bad, especially on the warmongering front.

I would rather deal with the unknown. Trump is likely to get at least some things right, and Russia appears to be one of them.

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roisaber's picture

I'd like to see you try running from prison, Vice Pedosident. 

Croesus's picture

Screw this career clown. 

He belongs in jail, it's as simple as that. 

RiverRoad's picture

Run?  Since when can drunks walk?

TheRideNeverEnds's picture

Hillary demonstrated one need not be sober or capable of walking to run for President.

BaBaBouy's picture

More Likely to get a job with Sorios ~~~

Raffie's picture

Gotta get through 2018 where the Economist showed a new world currency.

If our country is a flaming train wreck of manure we will not care who is in charge of it.

I am pre-buying my ticket for the 2020 Trump Train. *T00T T00T*

FreezeThese's picture
FreezeThese (not verified) Raffie Jan 18, 2017 3:20 PM

Biden/Kanye 2020

wildbad's picture

just read his lips cocksucker pedophile

OfAllElaboratePlans's picture
OfAllElaboratePlans (not verified) wildbad Jan 18, 2017 3:27 PM

So how many 13 YO girls is he gonna have to rape in the process to have the energy to 'RUN'?

knukles's picture

No idea, huh?  Haven't listened to reality for even a soundbite.
The Democrats as a party are not too viable these days so please, just shut the fuck up.  I mean now I know how my parents felt on cross country driving vacations in the 50's. 

Oh and PS, to all snowflakes;  Grow the fuck up.

Pairadimes's picture

Full disclosure: Biden can't solve a Rubik's cube either.

xythras's picture
xythras (not verified) Pairadimes Jan 18, 2017 3:57 PM

Biden lost his marbles. I don't know what's with the democrats.

Is it that they eat to much Fukushima fish sushi? They should stick with the good old porridge.

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The Saint (not verified) xythras Jan 18, 2017 4:27 PM

Joe, you had better get that brain operation and have them replace your non-functioning gray matter with a new silicon chip.


jcaz's picture

Here comes Uncle Joe, he's a movin-kinda slow, at the Junction.......

The way Joe fluffs his resume,  he's gonna claim that he was President from 2008-2016......

booboo's picture

Trump will have the Justice Department charge his son and Joe will slowly slip into the night. Easy peazy

DeadFred's picture

It's the drinking of their blood that gives them energy. The rest is for entertainment only

Raffie's picture

Hillary / Kerry 2020 in the End of the World Tour.

DownWithYogaPants's picture

Oh god yes please let him run in 2020.  Trump made Shrillary lool like a monkey uncle....imagine what he'll do to Speshul Joe.

The Saint's picture
The Saint (not verified) Raffie Jan 18, 2017 4:29 PM

Hillary / Kerry 2020 in the End of the World Tour.

Call it the Old Geezer Ticket.

Vatican_cameo's picture


“I’ll run in 2020 if I can walk".

Why is that a consideration?  They carried Hildebeast around half the time she was on the trail.  Get a Scooby-Van and a couple of bouncers to cart you around and call it good.  I'm not sure breathing is a prerequisite for the Democraps.

TwelveOhOne's picture

It’s like a rubik’s cube trying to figure this guy out. We have no freakin’ idea what he’s gonna do.

I was able to solve a Rubik's Cube when I was fucking 12.  (And I wasn't fucking then, either.)  And it is programmatical how to solve it, given an intial state.  Biden is just showing how out of touch he is, both with teenagers and logicians.

StychoKiller's picture


It’s like a rubik’s cube trying to figure this guy out. We have no freakin’ idea what he’s gonna do.


Well Joe-baby, it's not a bug, it's a feature! :>D

remain calm's picture

What do you mean you have no idea what Trump will next. You know exactly what he is going to do. He is going to ram conservative ideas up all your liberal asses until you come to your senses and see the light.

RiverRoad's picture

Hillary took a nice crash into that van though....  That was a fun day.   LOL

Osmium's picture

They tossed her fat ass into that van like a sack of potatoes. 

detached.amusement's picture

still would not be surprised if she was rotting in hell since that day

Bunga Bunga's picture

Ouch, that was not fair John Biden!

Herd Redirection Committee's picture

His pg-rated (but barely) videos caressing little girls will go viral long before he has a chance to even think about runnin in 2020...

Dr. Spin's picture

Right, Obama's "yard boy" wants to be president. How quaint...


813kml's picture

Campaign slogan:  Biden Time... ('til the pizza shows up)

monk27's picture

That's great news ! With Biden-the-clown as candidate for Democrats, Trump shall be whistling his way into his 2nd mandate...

Never One Roach's picture

One problemo: blacks don't want any white peeples to lead their partee. So he'll have to lose as an independent.


Ex-Sanders aide: 'We don't need white people leading the Democratic Party right now'

shovelhead's picture

With whatsername Ungawa Bwana running the DNC thats a good possibily.

two hoots's picture

You, Joe Biden, are an accessory before, during and will be after the fact.   You are part and parcel of all things Obama.  How you evaded the blame is beyond me?

lil dirtball's picture

Anyone buying any of this stage show at this point is a rube.





NDAA 2013 makes legal the creation and dissemination of propaganda for the domestic population ... and that's all this is. Fake wrestling (see also: Trump).

"It's Propaganda. It softens your brain while you read. You're soaking in it!"

shovelhead's picture

I like it. It makes my skin soft and smooth.

swamp's picture

Stinking pedophile scum

bobsmith5's picture
"We Have No Freakin' Idea What Trump's Gonna Do"

That's the idea so you don't invent more false fake news in attempts to stop him before he makes his moves.

The Wizard's picture

I'd like to see you try running from prison, Vice Pedosident.

If Sessions does his job and goes after the pedo rings, that very well may happen. The number of elites that will go down will require FEMA camps to house them all.

Let's hope Donald is not in that group.

"Lost documentary  Children Are IN FACT Being Sacrificed...By OUR Government!"

Ted Gunderson, ex FBI, had been trying to expose this for years and was always discredited by the government.

pot_and_kettle's picture

Get the mother fuck out of here you filthy old pedarast

stormsailor's picture

wtf cares what biden says, i am now bmw less for the first time in 20 years as of 1234 hrs.  i traded it for frn, but it completely sucks

813kml's picture

That was one incompetent repo man.

Implied Violins's picture

I dunno, it looks like he stole all his capitals.

TwelveOhOne's picture

What's weird is only a couple hours prior to your writing that, I was thinking about the movie "Repo Man" and wondering whether I should watch it again, as it was rather forgettable back when I was an early teen.  Funny to see thoughts reflected in reality (in short order), which seems to happen often.  (Oh I remember why I was thinking it; state wants taxes and said they'd take a car.  Need to put it in wife's name...)

Madcow's picture

People are tired of politicians who wish to "Hell," worship the occult, and put the interests of sex offenders ahead of the interests of ordinary people. 

detached.amusement's picture

ironic, mocking the occult, when its YHVH who has the long documented history of requiring blood sacrifices.


everyday christians, muslims, jews, think that's a thing of the past, lol

The Wizard's picture

You have identified the significance of Jesus, the Christ. It was He who brought the blood sacrificial system to a close. He said He came to fulfill the law. That was the law of blood sacrifice. Satanic worship doesn't recognize His the finality of His blood and continues with child sacrifice.