Artist's Impression Of Trump's First Week

Tyler Durden's picture

"All clear?"



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Wilcox1's picture

That is so Dead On Accurate!!!

Croesus's picture

At the rate Trump's going, he'll accomplish more in 1 year, than our last 5 Presidents + ALL of the career politicians in those years, combined.

Donald J. Trump's picture

Did you guys know we had a black president named Obama?

northern vigor's picture

It's been such a great week, I forgot. 

Croesus's picture

@ Mr. President:

I remember Obama quite well, but it seems to me that he spent his time golfing.

Please keep up the good work!

DownWithYogaPants's picture

We would have been better off if Obama golfed 100% of the time.

J S Bach's picture

It's striking exactly how much repression on our citizenry has been fomented by the liberals over the decades until someone like Trump comes along to expose it all.  He could literally continue this process daily for an entire year eliminating unecessary regulations, laws and other edicts intended solely to protect and benefit the ruling class.  Amazing.

jeff montanye's picture

but mr. trump might consider adopting the headgear of the man in the obama shelter.  full metal jacket and kevlar jumpsuit come to mind.

and not for the failed imperial project that brought them there but for the attitude with which they took adversity:

undertow1141's picture

If the elites or Left take Trumpp out, their blood will flow in the gutters. And Trump knows it. It would be a bloody cleansing of all things Left/Progressive.

Richard Chesler's picture

you should be glad a homosexual with a fake birth certificate is out.



Sages wife's picture

Can you imagine the opportunity cost of our FORMER establishment idles?

Jubal Early's picture

stop your fucking spamming dickhead.

runswithscissors's picture

Did you guys know we had a foreign-born half-black muslim president named Obama? (FIFY)

max_leering's picture

or a white dunce named Shrub?

DownWithYogaPants's picture

Bush wasn't a dunce.  He and Obama had about the same intellect and for sure the same puppet master pulled their strings.  Bush just didn't talk as smoothly because he obviously has some sort of ADHD or dyslexia.  Who cares what it is he was a tool of the globalists.

I said through most of Obama's terms that he was the 3rd and 4th terms of W. Bush for all the difference there was between them.  So you can stop your reflexive Obama defense. There is nothing to defend.  He was a disaster.

bigkahuna's picture

both of them are coked out - Bush more so. Take away the teleprompter from O and you find out...

slwsnowman40's picture

Sure, but you spelled coke wrong.

DownWithYogaPants's picture

Half black, half white and all shit stain.

Takeaction2's picture
Takeaction2 (not verified) Donald J. Trump Jan 25, 2017 6:52 PM

Y U so Raysiss?



Just watched Ron Paul say "I like what he is doing..."  WOW.

GreatUncle's picture

Hoping it snowballs myself,

When you get the most powerful man in the world starting to put the world to fucking rights you either help or you are part of the problem.

Abbie Normal's picture

That's the kind of linear thinking that got the shrub in trouble.

Trump isn't stupid enough to follow that logic, even if some of his followers are.

Citizen G's picture

If I recall correctly he was just as much white as he was black. White folks may not want to claim him, but it's true.

Ballin D's picture

We didn't put him in the white house, why should we be held responsible?

neidermeyer's picture

I remember a halfrican named Obama but I don't recall him ever acting presidential or doing anything for the American people... I had a brain fart the other day and for the life of me I couldn't remember President Ford... I forsee there being a time when Obama is ONLY remembered for his childish impetuous anti-American diktates and as being the target of well deserved jokes.  

fsoawesome's picture

Do you know why? It's because he's not burdened by commitments to donors and special interest groups. He is accountable, and only accountable, to the people who voted him into office (and ultimately God). But yes, it's a huge win to see him taking the actions that are going to be in the best interest of the people of the nation for which he was elected... No other president has born such a light load in this regard.

williambanzai7's picture

It just goes to show how much hot air and bullshit has become the norm in politics.

Obuttfuck is the sorriest example of absolute incompetence.

swamp's picture

Obama is a very successful professional agitator
And treasonist
And a devoted Mud-slime

ghengis86's picture

You are witnessing a coup right now as Donald deposed the Democrat hold on the U.S. blue collar worker. Brilliant!

OregonGrown's picture

Absolutely agree..... this is the BEST MOVE he could have done to ensure himself another 4 year term..... 



Redrum's picture

You just might see his daughter after his first term.

Citizen G's picture

I've been saying this for a while, ivanka will be the first woman president.

Mandel Bot's picture

I think Kellyanne Conway would be the ideal choice as our first woman president.

duo's picture

One union guy said he represented 3 million people (AFL/CIO?). Either way, labor is gone from the Democratic party for a generation.

GreatUncle's picture

Like what happened in the UK, the party so called representing the working people stabbed them in the back.

booboo's picture

Hey now, I worked twice as hard over the last 8 years....for half as much

de3de8's picture

The last 8 years has been survival

nmewn's picture

Hey! Guess what? I just remembered where all my gold & guns are!

Its like I was triggered or sumpin! ;-)

cbxer55's picture

Let me guess, in a safe space?  ;-)

TeamDepends's picture

Lake Safespace! How did you-hey wait a minute....

GreatUncle's picture

In the coming holocaust long scuba gear for gold and guns in safe space lakes.

CompassionateConservative's picture

Boohoo.  The African-Americans that you oppressed and the Jews you white people BRUTALLY GASSED with delousing agents in the 1960s (I think) during THE HOLYHOAX get theirs first.  Quit being a racist nazi bastard and pay your fair share!

Pickleton's picture

Mmmm, so jews were brutally gassed but it's a hoax at the same time.


Man you really are an imbecile.

MsCreant's picture

Plus the 60s for the gassing. We are being trolled.

One of these is not like the others..'s picture

Since when did fight club have to have no sense of humour?

Someone who calls themselves "compassionate conservative" and then writes what he does is clearly having a laugh.

The mistake he is making is that the race that calls itself "American" seems on the face of it, to not be equipped with an irony gene.

Race? Did he say Race?? Yes I did, for the "race deniers" out there.. Yep, we now have a new phrase to balance the ever present cry of "raycisss" when you point out that black* isn't in fact the same as white in every fucking little aspect.

* (or brown, red or yellow) Perhaps I should include blue and not be "smurfist"?

Akzed's picture

He must be kidding, no one's that stoopit.

83_vf_1100_c's picture

Hey Tylers, time to empty the trash. Ban hammer please.