German Newspaper Editor: Assassination Easiest Way To End "Trump Catastrophe"

Tyler Durden's picture

Josef Joffe, the editor-publisher of German weekly Die Zeit, suggests the easiest way to end the “Trump catastrophe” is to murder the president in the White House.

As The Daily Caller's Jacob Bojesson reports Joffe joined panel show ARD-Presseclub to answer questions from the public. A viewer called in to ask if it was possible to impeach President Donald Trump and end the “catastrophe.”

“There has to be a qualified two-thirds majority of the Senate in order for a removal of office to take place,” a female panelist responded.


“These are politically and legally pretty high hurdles, a lot would have to happen for it, we’re far away from that.”

Joffe then jumped in with a calm response.

"Murder in the White House, for example,” he said.

Joffe recently authored an op-ed in The Guardian where he argues Trump will do “untold damage to Europe.”

The president elect praises Brexit, cosies up to Putin and promises to take an axe to Nato and established trading systems. Prepare for a remake of the 1930s...


Won’t reality bite? Yes, it will. But the 20th century whispers that it may not bite in time, as the depression and the rise of the Pied Pipers of authoritarianism suggest. In the next four years, Trump can do impressive damage. The upside today is that the demagogues of the 1930s did not have to stand for re-election.

One wonders if Joffe and Madonna should get together (in a cell).

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GUS100CORRINA's picture

WOW ... Germany wants to kill the POTUS??

Maybe, just maybe they should mind their own business and fix their immigration problem and quit worrying about the USA.

I hear GERMAN WOMEN are getting raped everyday and Merkel government has done nothing to stop it!!!

What a bunch of DESPOTS and losers!!!

philipat's picture

I'm hoping that these comments get him on a no-fly list or at least get him arrested next time he tries to enter the US? With the possible exception of Denver, The Secret Service doesn't take kindly to death threats against POTUS.

Haus-Targaryen's picture

Collect stuff like that and submit it to the Secret Service.  

I'd glady send this old fuck an email for ya telling him a collection of his "kill trump" comments have been submit to the American Secret Service and "amerikanisches Bundeskriminalamt" 

I am sure it would make his day. 

Haus-Targaryen's picture

I'd love to see your sources for that.

jeff montanye's picture

i'm not sure about the cia but i'd bet a cookie (vicky's gone!) he's mossad:

he's a likudnik zionist jew from the start.

DownWithYogaPants's picture

Remember the German "urinalist" who recently wrote paraphrasing "All german journalists are on the CIA payroll"

......and that jives with what I observe. The media there seems to all toe the line in regards what the state and CIA wants said.

What? No Twitter posted with the arty? No email? No phone number?

His wikipedia page is here:

If you change it they will quickly change it back.  But then they will lock it which might make the news.

Interesting additions might be "is a fascist and terrorist" or "cause of death: preemptive drone strike" or "CIA puppet mouthpiece"

HowdyDoody's picture

The German press is a CIA asset. They act exactly as they are paid to act.

The German who said that died recently of a heart attack. He was a lot healthier looking than the (((beached whale))) in the video. Bad things keep happening to those that oppose the Deep State.

MagicHandPuppet's picture

Josef Joffe needs to eat a Polonium sandwich.

espirit's picture

Media Terrorist.

Add this POS to the deck of cards.

Manthong's picture


Schmuck should be “disappeared”.


jeffglobal's picture

He is now a known threat to the US.  I agree.

Dormouse's picture

I guess they didn't learn from the first newcuelar bomb we dropped on them!

New_Meat's picture

after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour, what else could they expect to happen?

kenny500c's picture

They are thick, these Germans, we had to drop the A-bomb on Hiroshima, the capital of Bavaria, to get their attention.

PrometeyBezkrilov's picture

And then they wonder why joos are hated everywhere.

X- x3's picture

His name was Udo Ulfkotte.


general ambivalent's picture

Check this one out, a commentator pointed out the author's connection to New America. So there's a direct connection to Soros calling for assassination:


Paul Wood is a BBC correspondent and fellow of the New America foundation.

Predictably, inevitably, there it is ... "New America thanks the organizations, individuals, and partners who share its dedication to the renewal of American politics, prosperity, and purpose in the Digital Age ... $1,000,000+ Jennifer and Jonathan Allan Soros Foundation"

fleur de lis's picture

All American aircraft and boats, ships, yachts, etc. should have Joseph CIA Mossadnik Joffe on a no fly / no sail list, regardless of destination or distance.

And he should be informed that if he ever sets a foot on American soil, including territories, possessions, bases, or any property -- diplomatic, military, or otherwise -- he will be arrested and confined to a psychiatric ward for criminally insane degenerates.

Hey -- you never know -- he could meet someone special.

He looks like he plays on all teams anyway.

Putting a bounty on his head would get the job done sooner rather than later.

Maybe through private contractors.

There are lots of unemployed CIA psychos who could use the extra cash.




Svendblaaskaeg's picture

"Remember the German "urinalist" who recently wrote paraphrasing "All german journalists are on the CIA payroll"

German Journalist Who Blew Whistle on CIA Media Control Drops Dead at 56
Nothing to see here....natural causes....move along

Manipulism's picture

You mean Udo Ulfkotte who conveniently died some weeks ago (((heartattacked))).

He wrote books about that topic.

Every german journalist is a CIA asset.


greenskeeper carl's picture

Well, their journalists print whatever their government wants them too. So, since their government does whatever they are told by the US, it doesn't really take a great leap to make that connection.

boattrash's picture

No doubt. Funny he doesn't mention retribution for Angela Merkel and her importation of millions of Rapefugees.

Hey Dicksmack, if you like your Rapefugees, you can keep your Rapefugees... for U.S. We voted not to.

smithcreek's picture

Just remember, when a German says that Trump will bring a "return of the 1930s" to Europe, that's not called a prediction, it's a threat.

Oldwood's picture

Let them talk their shit. When the wheels come off of their Muslim baby carriage, I will smugly stand by and LAUGH at the rat cocksuckers.

greenskeeper carl's picture

I agree. They have maybe 10 years, at the outside, before that starts to happen in earnest. Probably less than that before it gets really nasty, but in 10 years they'll have lost large portions of their government to the hajjis. Of course, by then Chelsea Clinton will probably be president so we probably won't be in the mood for laughter.

hannah's picture

10 years my ass...the muzzies have made life a hell hole in many cities with massive increases in crime. just like the niggers in the usa, they dont have to over throw the gov, just cause massive crime and all your rights go out the window...job done.

kommissar's picture

that german urinalist is recently deceased.  strange situation i understand...

Handful of Dust's picture

Joffe won't be there long. Soon the paper will be taken over and renamed "The Caliphate Times" and his services will no longer be needed except maybe as a paperboy on a bicycle.

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Ex-Oligarch's picture

I think there might be a Russian spy hiding under your bed.  You better go check again, just to make sure.

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Chris Dakota (not verified) jeff montanye Jan 27, 2017 6:49 AM

I laugh at people who drive German cars.

Too bad he is so far from us Deplorables.

flapdoodle's picture

German cars (like "rock solid Mercedes Benz") are very dangerous vehicles if you are digging up Government conspiracies. Ask Michael Hastings about how easily they catch fire next time you see him...

847328_3527's picture

Terrorist statements Joffe should land him on the No Fly List.

Add him on the teror list and watch his face when he is denied entry into the USA Democracy that he evidently hates.

Handful of Dust's picture

Statements like these from people in so-called responsible positions should start having consequences.

peddling-fiction's picture

Right now, saying something against this assasination proposing freak, would get you into trouble over there.

Or worse. I personally had to leave Europe or else.

peddling-fiction's picture

Or are driven suddenly for you, into oncoming traffic.

Snípéir_Ag_Obair's picture

So even in Germany, Jews control the media?

Looking at the stats, it looks like a concerted effort in the West.

Sweden's media is largely owned by one Jewish family.

In all cases, they urge more immigration and diversity, but defend Israel as an ethnostate above the international law of the mere goyim.

And in the UK, where they are 0.5% of the population, and where an Israeli diplomat was caught on tape discussing 'taking down' MPs that are not sufficiently in thrall to Organized International Jewry...

leading the fight against Brexit


This aggression can not stand, man.

Arminius Hermann's picture

Joffe is part of the Atlantic Bridge organization. That is essentially that Clinton/Soros New World Order clique.

Moreover, there was an extremely successful book 'Journalists for Hire'(2014) by Ulfkotte (who died early this year at the age of 57), where the author said Joffe is doing CIA propaganda.

Joffe's paper never sued Ulfkotte for the allegations.

Sandmann's picture

Atlantik-Bruecke is simply a German Bilderberg giving freebies like University places in USA to children of German Fellow Travellers and getting Directorships in PE firms or Bank Consultancies as payoffs  - that's how Blair and Major were paid off.

Merkel's hubsband had ries to a firm in San Diego shortly after Wall came down. German system is riddled with agents......

Handful of Dust's picture

He is definitely part of the Elitists who want to destroy his own German culture by favoring the flood of rapefugees into Europe.

Very dangerous man to the German citizens and obviously to America also.

researchfix's picture

All these transatlantic clubs network of different names, where nearly all leading media people of Germany are members, are cia mouthpieces. You may remember that they went to court (including Joffe) to forbid mentioning that in the media (the media haha), and they lost.

jeff montanye's picture

asset is what they call useful goys (bush, cheney, rumsfeld, clinton, obama -- last seemed to wake as if from a slumber in his last year or so).  

if they are jews they are sayanim.

joffe is a jew.

DownWithYogaPants's picture

He's probably both. 

So Josef Joffe is an asshat asset.