'Leftist Fight Club' Trains UCF Students To Fight Republicans

Tyler Durden's picture

Submitted by Lauren Cooley via Campus Reform

The “Knights for Socialism” group at the University of Central Florida (UCF) held a workshop Sunday to teach left-wing students how to “BASH THE FASH” with a “Leftist Fight Club” open to everyone but Republicans.

“In response to the record number of hate crimes against Latinxs, Immigrants, Muslims, Women, the LGBTQIA+ community, Jews, African Americans and other minorities since the rise of Donald Trump and other Alt-Right Neo-Nazis, Knights for Socialism has decided to host a series of self-defense clinics for anyone that wants to learn how to BASH THE FASH,” asserts the Facebook event page for “Leftist Fight Club: The Rumbles at Lake Claire.”

The description explains that a local amateur boxer was on hand to teach basic hand-to-hand combat techniques at the self-defense clinic, in order to help the socialist students better protect themselves from potential hate crimes performed by those sympathetic to “Donald Trump and other Alt-Right Neo-Nazis.”


After the instruction, students were given the opportunity to practice what they learned by sparring with one another.

The event planners specifically urged women to attend because they expect a rise in sexual violence due to the election of President Trump.

“Ladies: The Commander in thief is a sexual predator and rapist,” the description warns. “He has normalized sexual assault and it is expected that sexual violence against women is going to skyrocket in the next 12 months. Please join us! There will be other women there for you to spar against!”

The organizers also imply that they are looking forward to unprotected sparring, remarking that “We will have gloves and pads, no bare-knuckle yet ;).”

Scott Benton, a UCF College Republican, told Campus Reform that he considers the impulse toward violence to be a natural consequence of the intellectual indefensibility of leftists beliefs, saying, “If you can’t hang with someone on a debate stage, then you resort to other means to try and justify your cause.”

Other students, however, say they feel less safe on campus because of the event.

Campus Reform obtained an email exchange in which a UCF student alerts the Dean of Student Conduct, Dana Juntunen, to the existence of the “disturbing event,” to which Juntunen replied by thanking the student for bringing the event to the school’s attention and stating that campus administrators would be “looking further into this.”

“This event is open to everyone and anyone, EXCEPT REPUBLICANS,” the Facebook event page proudly proclaims.

Karis Lockhart, chair of the UCF College Republicans, put it simply, telling Campus Reform that “the fact that the description of the event says ‘everyone except republicans’ means they don't want to hold an educational discussion about the issues, they just want to whine.”

Neither Knights for Socialism nor UCF spokespersons responded to requests for comment from Campus Reform in time for publication.

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Creative_Destruct's picture

Bring it on little bitches!

TeamDepends's picture

Bringing fists to a gun fight, another progressive triumph!

Joe Davola's picture

A Bas Rutten would say:  never underestimate a kick to the groin.

eforce's picture

For any republicans who need to brush up on their 'Bas Rutten' to deal with these libtards...


D Nyle's picture

Pillows required


spastic_colon's picture

"leftist fight club"..............biggest oxymoron EVER!

El Vaquero's picture

Don't laugh.  They're better organized than we are.  It is true that they will fold the first time they meet real hard core resistance, but if they aren't crushed hard enough to knock them out of their indoctrination, they will just move to guerilla tactics.  Roadside bombs.  Boobie traps.  Assassinations.  This is how the regressive left has always done things when they can't get the upper hand.  

Oldwood's picture

The leftists have always been the instigators of violence, the first to claim injustice, the first to perpetrate TRUE injustice through the force of the MOB. The beauty of their cause is that each defeat provides even greater proof of injustice.

AllTimeWhys's picture

I dare any one of these overly sensitive beanpoles to come at me and see what happens.

Raymond K Hessel's picture

I'm with you.

Let's just do this already

Honestly. Anyone else has any patience left for these bastards?

Want to Calexit? Go! Do it!

Want to jump me with a sucker punch? GO FOR IT!!!

MalteseFalcon's picture

This reminds me of an on campus "anti-rape" movement from 30 years ago.

Women would gather and get trained fighting a man in a sumo suit with a helmet on.

They would kick and punch and generally channel Bruce Lee.

I suppose it helped their morale.

In my dorm one woman picked out a skinny guy that she outweighed, and, apropos of nothing, decided to use her "training" on him.

He pushed her over in less than a second, and after much laughter, she stalked off.

Testosterone rules.

Nothing good will come of this for them.

Manthong's picture

Heh, heh… like straight laced, God fearing conservatives are doing all the raping on campus.

A bunch of Godless idiot aggressive lefties are going to get kneed in the groin going forward.

..and they did it to themselves.

espirit's picture

Not far away. Can't wait for a kick or head butt to my LVL3 hard armor.

Game on, Knights.

greenskeeper carl's picture

Ya its not even close. Most of those guys have never been hit in the face with anything other than a cock and they know it. But, El-V above is right. They are a lot more organized than we are. But, the only reason they appear to hae the upper hand for the moment is because the other side doesn't realize they are at war yet. Once the force they have been pushing against awakens and pushes back, it will be a bloodbath.


Don't bring limp-wristed fists to a gun fight....

N2OJoe's picture

Man I would have loved to go to this and knock some snowflakes out cold during "sparring".

CuttingEdge's picture

When a snowflake meets a flamethrower there can only be one outcome.

A little bit of justified man-made global warming.

Jethro's picture

Only the dudes are bean poles....or fat tubs of goo. The females will be the ones with some mass (an possibly more facial hair). One of the most disgusting people I ever rolled with was a 350-pound dude, and I started in guard (on my back). The dude just layed on top of me, sweating profusely. After I made my way out of guard, into half-guard---where I subbed him like five minutes later. It was like fighting a 350-lb sack of Crisco.

Eddie Baby's picture

You don't understand.  If you defend yourself against these guys, the cops will come in and beat your brains out while they are arresting you.  They are the instigators.  The cops are the closers.

UselessEater's picture

Before you worry about the cops, keep in mind these instigators move in packs they will always choose to harass or assault an individual first, they also like to choose couples then the man has to worry about his female companion. Sneaky and gutless is preferred MO.

wren's picture

Did they teach them how to close their fists when swinging or were they just slapping and hair pulling?

Rancho Texican's picture

First rule of leftist fight club: Cowardice is a virtue.

Second rule of leftist fight club: Hide your face, consequences are for the right.

Third rule of leftist fight club: Only fight if you have a larger group than the right.

Fourth rule of leftist fight club: If you must fight without a group, sucker punch and run.

espirit's picture

First rule of Fight Club, we don't talk about Fight Club. Ditto rules #2 and #3.

Left-tards, identify yourselves.

photonsoflight's picture

If you know how to fight an open  palm will do more damage than a closed fist.

wren's picture

I up voted your response. Very true. If you know how to fight that is. My martial arts training began with closed fists, then proceeded to open hand techniques. But most leftists don't know how to make a fist so that they won't break their hand while swinging. That and they don't know the proper way to administer an open hand technique, which done incorrectly, can be dangerous for the person swinging. I personally always loved countering open hand techniques with sharp painful blocks. You can make even highly skilled martial artists close their fists back up when you do.

espirit's picture

Must be why I prefer all-steel pistols.

For when I run out of ammo.

spastic_colon's picture

as i've always said "better to know where the alligatiors are than where they're not" these guys are easy to track cuz they try to hide in plain sight; the gear consists of starbucks latte, iphone, curved neck, buddy holly glasses, stocking caps, marmot vest, 4 day old scruff (women included); whole foods bag; daypack etc.


they are and will be fighting an opponent they cannot see or understand; so they will just make everyone that doesn't look like them an enemy.....another solid tell.

bh2's picture

Be interesting to see how that nifty fight-club stuff works out when non-partisan biker gangs stop by to pay them a call. :)

TeethVillage88s's picture

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alangreedspank's picture

If you take the commies' best weapon, the media propaganda they lose their ability to win without firing a shot. Positive spin put for them and negative one for their opponents is what put them in power in Cuba, China and for Uncle Joe all over Eastern Europe. Without the 5th column which is the mainstream commie media, these animals would have never won.

Miffed Microbiologist's picture

Historically I agree with you but I think our current crop of leftists is a bit slack in the wrist. They must hire a mercenary force to deploy the IEDs. This is financially draining and the Right still have the numbers. Not to say they couldn't inflict some casualties but I can see them victorious in the War.

The Right essentially just wants to be left alone. When backed into a corner at some point, they will unleash a fury not seen in this country for many years. It's like handling a stallion who has been pushed to far. He will fight to the death everyone in his path and no whip will stop him. Pain to him is meaningless. Your choice is to run or shoot him. Wise handlers never allow these circumstances to occur. These morons don't know what they are toying with.


DirkDiggler11's picture

Interesting parallels between current day and the 1860's. During the War of Northern Agression all the South ever wanted was to be left alone.

booboo's picture

Right, and why leftist like to blockade the roads until one gets run over and then the war starts because it's your fault for trying to dislodge them from your right of way. Fort Sumter Rules for Radicals

PrintemDano's picture

The South, led by General P.G.T. Beauregard,  fired the 1st shots, quite a few at Ft Sumter....

El Vaquero's picture

I don't believe that they have a shot at winning, but they do have a shot at causing mayhem.  What they don't understand about us (it's already us vs them, we are divided,) is that we don't have very many speeds:  Peaceful and Total Warfare.  We won't do shit, then we'll turn into the demons that they accuse us of being, and we will do so out of a desire for self preservation.  Berkeley is causing problems?  We will be willing to cut it off and starve them out.  They don't understand just who they depend on.  What they lack is our ability for cold, calculated mechanical thinking.  

Miffed Microbiologist's picture

I was at a Starsucks a few years back near a private university. It was entertaining to listen to the various philosophical discussions, see the frantic cramming from the engineering set, the fiendish speed chess playing. Took me back and I really started to miss my college days. It was a time of debate and new concepts.

Then it dawned on me. No one had even the faintest idea the logistics that it took to get that coffee in their cups. Here are a large group of people bantering and mindlessly sipping their coffee in a state of complete delusion. Legends in their own minds. I was there too long ago. Thank God I woke up to the tenuous nature of our world.


espirit's picture

You and the Mr. need to get out of there, btw.

dark fiber's picture

You are effectively describing a left terrorist campaign along the lines of the Red Army faction and the Red Brigades.   Not very likely for several reasons. 

These groups cannot function without the support of a foreign intelligence agency.  This has been proven time and time again, a bunch of idiots with guns and explosives get tracked down and arrested before they even think of trying anything.   All the left terrorist groups that operated in Europe were supported either by the KGB or oddly enough the CIA. Now I cannot think of a single country that would dare take the risk of engaging in such activities on US soil, particularly when Trump is president and direct action may be just around the corner.  Make no mistake this is a declaration of war. 

On the other hand funding by someone like Soros or a front organization will be uncovered almost overnight and that will be the end of him.  I fact any acts of domestic terror carried out by the left will be exactly what it takes to wipe out the left for good in the US.  The Committee of Unamerican  Activities  will be child's play compared to what the FBI/DHS/NSA/something you never heard of/DIA/NIA  etc, etc, three letter agencies can do and legally get away with today.

espirit's picture

These are terrorists.

Check the definition for such.


We are at war.

Obadiah's picture

"leftist BITCH club"


Agent P's picture

1st rule of Leftist Fight Club...rush out to social media and tell everyone about Leftist Fight Club

Colonel Klink's picture

Well played Sir, well played!


goober's picture

And apparently the republican folks are fair game and it is OK to abuse them since they are not allowed the supposed training for the epidemic of rape and abuse about to ufold. 

The twisted part is that some apparently believe this horseshit. So much for supposed higher ed here in USSA today. Pathetic

Shitonya Serfs's picture

...or training on how to more effectively: slap, sucker punch someone from behind, mob beat downs of 1 person, throw rocks at people/windows, etc.

techpriest's picture

I think it'd be worthwhile to sneak in a little camera, create some fake Facebook accounts to get into their social media groups, and then dump everything they say at the opportune time.

Maybe at a freshman orientation or alumni dinner when the university prez is speaking ;)

bigkahuna's picture

yeah - stop those bands of soros funded right wing thugs from their violence, rioting, and destruction.... oh wait...