Random Mar-A-Lago Guest Posts Selfie With "Nuclear Football" Briefcase

Tyler Durden's picture

Richard DeAgazio, a 72-year-old Palm Beach businessman, Trump supporter and actor, raised some eyebrows over the weekend after he essentially live blogged Trump's Mar-A-Lago golf outing with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe.  Among other misguided posts, DeAgazio thought it would be a really good idea to pose with, and publicly identify, "Rick", the service man responsible for carrying the "nuclear football."

DeAgazio has since deleted his Facebook account, but as parents have been warning their teenagers for nearly a decade now, it's almost impossible to erase something from the internet once it hits social media.  Unfortunately for Richard, this was no exception:

Nuke Football

 

Of course, this type of aloof behavior from Mar-A-Lago guests who pay annual membership dues of $200,000 to Trump's business interests, will be exploited to the maximum extent possible by outraged Democrats.  We're awaiting an impeachment motion from Nancy Pelosi which should be forthcoming at any moment.

While the picture above was likely plenty to get him "Fired" from the club, DeAgazio was far from finished.  Here is a lovely picture with Steve Bannon...

Nuke Football

 

...and another with Trump standing in front of a glorious portrait of himself.

Nuke Football

 

But he still wasn't done, at 1:35AM DeAgazio posted the following pics of Prime Minister Abe and Trump reacting after news broke that North Korea had "launched a missile in the direction of Japan"...."HOLY MOLY!!!"

Nuke Football

Finally, after the scrambled press conference between Trump and Abe to address the Korean launch, Trump crashed a wedding taking place at Mar-a-Lago, grabbed the mic and spoke to the guests. The groom came from a wealthy Ohio family. His father is co-CEO of American Financial Group and gave $100,000 toward Trump Super PACs last fall, according to New York Magazine.

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devilsporkchop's picture

looks like a room full of douchebags. #incompetents

Looney's picture

 

Did he just press the “Do Not Press” button?   ;-)

Looney

barndoor's picture

Dude simply saved Trump the trouble of tweeting all this information himself...

barndoor's picture

Actually, Trump will be jealous that this guy's social media got so much action.  Lame tweets about Mark Cuban just can't compete with this stuff...

macholatte's picture

 

Fake News

So what?

Does anybody really give a shit?

 

dasein211's picture

Letting The whole world know who is carrying the nuclear suitcase is beyond fucking retarded. Way beyond.

The Saint's picture

Donald: Rick, don't be messin' around and pressin' any of those buttons.

Stop it Rick!

No!  I'm not going to tell you the password.

 

MillionDollarBonus_'s picture

Trump’s administration is reckless! They’re going to start WORLD WAR III! I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN!

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FreezeThese's picture

This is the guy we've elected ... taking intel briefings over cobb salad ... nuclear codes secured during selfies ... what's taking the impeachment process so long?

 

 

MANvsMACHINE's picture

If this story is true, I question how this guy can afford $200,000 to join Mar-a-Lago.  He's a moron but I guess anyone can come up with $200,000 to join a golf club.

JRobby's picture

Rick and Richard are both out.

Next "news" story

pods's picture

I'm sorry, but this is just unacceptable.
Are these fucking teenagers running the show?

Facebook and tweets. That is what this country has become.

Beam me up Scotty, there is no intelligent life down here.

pods 

Raymond K Hessel's picture

I can't be the only one screaming "YOU STOOPID MUDDAHFUCKAS!!!!"into a pillow

Antifaschistische's picture

welcome to the world with camera's in and on everything.  It's only getting worse.  The difference between now, and the OBama administration, is the MSM was filtering everything for OBama....today, different story.  interesting world we live in.  

Wait until the drone world goes to the next level...that's really going to be a game changer when nano drones are able to penetrate every VIP event and security have exchanged their guns for tennis rackets.  Our world is just getting more and more complicated.

DontWorry's picture

You dont have to be smart to be rich.

natxlaw's picture

No, sweet cheeks, don't get ahead of yourself. That is not 200K for a membership, that is 200K annual dues. Annual means every year. With those kind of dues, i am guessing membership is at least 1.4Million if someone is willing to sell (probably will to get rid of those dues). And yes, anyone who agrees to pay that kind of money to play golf with Donald Trump is either a rich showoff, someon who likes to entertain clients who are impressed by that kind of thing, or someone who want to go to a club where they won't be bothered by folks who can't come up with that kind of money. Most of the folks that can afford that are not going to want to pay it for just golf. I could cruise full-time with 1 other for less than that. 

In Ze No's picture

So another form of pay to play.  Like Kunstler said in his rant below, blue and red are both the same shitbag opportunists.

Bollixed's picture

Watching you snowflakes melt is pure joy.

nmewn's picture

Ain't it tho?...lmao!

So I guess the guy never sleeps (meaning he's the ONLY one who carries it 24/7/365) and Trump never tweaks the snowflakes ;-)

 

barndoor's picture

BUT ...... there is a very serious tone to many of the tweets.

Bunghole's picture

Quick.  To your safe space.

Trump might be reaching for your pussy, pussy.

The Saint's picture

I was just kidding MillionDollarButtkiss.  That wasn't a REAL conversation from Donald Trump.  LOL

 

Escrava Isaura's picture

Trump crashes wedding party……

Unbelievable ego. And I guess he was bored.

 

 

Bill of Rights's picture

Ha ha ha ha compared to what the " Me " Negro....lol fucken Dope

Citizen_x's picture

 

So, the POTUS show up at a wedding.  Brings Japan's big chief.  Whishes the young couple success.  Hams it up, and goes back to work.  WTF !   ...where does he get-off acting like a human being.  America demands cardboard cut-out from it's POTUS.

pods's picture

He's acting like a pompous douchenozzle.  Like people should fawn over him and the rules of common decency shouldn't apply.  Of course, the guy who paid for it was a big Trumpster, so everyone probably digged it. Let the married couple be upstaged by the POTUS.  Maybe he can institute prima nocta too?

Maybe everyone can start fainting in his presence too?  Or he will shoot them with some AAA?

Sounds familiar, doesn't it.

pods

shovelhead's picture

You can address him as Sir Donald of Orange.

The Saint's picture

Upstaged?  Who wouldn't love to have the President of the United States crash their wedding reception?  Only a fool would find that insulting.

 

nmewn's picture

Fuckin-A pods!

I'm gonna start calling him The One Don in honor of Oprah ;-)

Abbie Normal's picture

Better to have current POTUS say a few kind words at your wedding, than to have the last POTUS ruin your wedding by playing through it on the golf course.

francis scott falseflag's picture

 

Excercising his 'droit du seigneur'

AnonymousCitizen's picture

Come on, it's not like they give Trump access to the "real" button.

Cynicles's picture

stop routinely posting a link to that site 

shovelhead's picture

Pimping for clics to your website is hard work.

He could buy a banner but his shit aint worth it.

FireBrander's picture

The only differnce between Trump and other Presidents, and Presidente wanna-be's, is that Trump doesn't make any attempt to hide his narcissism...full blown, wide open, narcissism 24x7...yeah, that's fucked up...but...But...BUt...BUT...the OTHER choice was Hillary...OMFG no way.

FireBrander's picture

"Rick" carries the football...lol...like the 100's of people around Trump, the Russians, the Chinese had no idea of this fact. So the fuck what?

I seem to remember Hillary giving away something that REALLY MATTERED in one of the debates..that it takes 4 minutes from the time the President decides to "push the button" to the missles actually flying...good to know for a "first strike" plan by our enemies. Where was the outrage over that in the MSM?

Delving Eye's picture

"Trump crashed the wedding and grabbed the..." bride by the pussy.

That's what I thought was going to happen.

Darn it, it was only the mic he grabbed.

Notveryamused's picture

The public are idiots but the guy carrying the briefcase should know better than to pose for photos and should be fired immediately.

847328_3527's picture

The guy looks like he is having a really good time at the party and just got to happy ... forgetting that there are thousands of anti-American (and vicious) Hate Groups like the DNC, ACLU, 9th Circus, Clinton Krime Foundation, Black Masks of Soros, etc who will do anything to undermine the United States.

pods's picture

It seem the current administration is doing a bang up job of it by themselves. No help needed.

pods