"What The F**k Is Wrong With You America" - Moby Claims Trump Dossier 100% Real, War With Iran Looms

Tyler Durden's picture

After last night's "Agent Orange" debacle at The Grammy's, it appears the music-erati are jealous of their Hollywood peers and ratched amplifier on hysteria up to '11' today. Having asked America "what the fuck is wrong with you" shortly after electing President Trump, veteran electronic music star Moby shared a Facebook post where he claims his "D.C. friends" confirmed the Trump dossier is "100% real"

By way of background, here is Moby expressing his dis-satisfaction at the deplorables' voting in November...

"As a life-long progressive i'm supposed to be diplomatic and understanding, but America, what the fuck is wrong with you?" he wrote in the open letter shared with Billboard. "But then I ask myself, very sadly, why am I surprised?"


Moby continued: "This is the America who has now elected a dim-witted, racist, misogynist. A dim-witted, racist, misogynist who has ruined businesses and has no policy proposals other than 'build a wall.' I guess there will be some cold, bitter schadenfreude in spending the next 4 years watching middle america wake up to the fact that donald trump is an incompetent con-man.


"The rust belt jobs won't come back. the wall won't get built. and Hillary won't get locked up. Donald Trump will be impeached, or end his presidency with single digit approval ratings; and hopefully, somehow, america will finally wake up the fact that republicans are, simply, terrible."

And today as Moby explains (seemingly incapable of using Capital letters)... (bolding added)

after spending the weekend talking to friends who work in dc i can safely(well, 'accurately'...) post the following things:


1-the russian dossier on trump is real. 100% real. he's being blackmailed by the russian government, not just for being peed on by russian hookers, but for much more nefarious things.


2-the trump administration is in collusion with the russian government, and has been since day one.


3-the trump administration needs a war, most likely with iran. at present they are putting u.s warships off the coast of iran in the hope that iran will attack one of the ships and give the u.s a pretense for invasion.


4-there are right wing plans to get rid of trump. he's a drain on their fundraising and their approval ratings, and the gop and koch brothers and other u.s right wing groups are planning to get rid of trump.


5-intelligence agencies around the world, and here in the u.s, are horrified by the incompetence of the trump administration, and are working to present information that will lead to high level firings and, ultimately, impeachment.


i'm writing these things so that when/if these things happen there will be a public record beforehand.


these are truly baffling and horrifying times, as we have an incompetent president who is essentially owned by a foreign power.



"Baffling" indeed Mr. Moby (or is it just Moby?)

As you can imagine, Facebook 'friends' who followed Mody were a little quizzicial of his evidence...

Carlos Godinez - "Your friends who work in D.C." Let me guess, Starbucks?


Soren Le Goff - Moby your so ignorant it hurts, stop posting propaganda.


Frankie Lenaghan - You have lost the plot mate.


Eddy G. Munoz - Moby, please get back to the lab and get to work. You are losing your mind. Now you are having delusions of being privy to information that would be considers confidential.


Brady Spenrath - I know you mean well, and I agree with your intent, but just posting unverified rumors with no sources or evidence to back that up is as harmful as the White House staff making stuff up. What happened to "When they go low, we go high"?

The question we have for Mark Zuckerberg - is this 'fake news'? Should this kind of information be shared on your social network? What if a so-called self-identified, non-progressive celebrity allegedly claimed to have alleged proof that Nancy Pelosi was in fact the alleged Russian hooker pissing all over Trump in an alleged Moscow hotel? (Could be? We have alleged friends in D.C. who said it's possible).

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Yen Cross's picture

Kamp Tardicaca????

 I'm sure Mo- something is aware of the yield curve?

Mr Pink's picture

Remember when we were the tin foil hat guys?

FlipSide's picture

Seems like just yesterday.  That attempt at name shaming had never bothered me.  How many times have we been proven right so far?  Quite a lot.  Thanks in most part to wikileaks.  In Moby's case, I wouldn't even classify him as a tin foil hatter. More like a typical frothing at the mouth liberal.

greenskeeper carl's picture

Ya, I've never seen such mass delusion. I've heard of trump being quite the germophobe. I find him getting hookers to pee on him to be quite a stretch. And the parts of that alleged dossier read like something someone would write to fuck with people.


These people are off their rockers. I heard the other day the shrinks are saying something like 80% of their clients are bitching about the election. COuld you imagine any of us SEEING one, much less to complain about clinton winning? What a bunch of babies. Get the fuck over it. We dealt with 8 years of obama. Trump isn't even doing half of what most of us want him to do anyway. Get rid of trump, somehow, and you won't like what comes next. Believe it or not, electing trump was our way of being polite.

localsavage's picture

I keep hearing about this Russia connection but I never hear exactly what is wrong with Russia and why we shouldn't have good relations with them.

xythras's picture
xythras (not verified) localsavage Feb 13, 2017 11:57 PM

This bald cunt had too much drugs

Dormouse's picture

What is a Moby? Sounds like a dick.

xythras's picture
xythras (not verified) Dormouse Feb 14, 2017 12:03 AM

He's one of Obama's bois

Here’s what Obama is “Cooking Up” to Sabotage Donald Trump’s Presidency



boi. 1. in the lesbian community, a young transgendered/androgynous/masculine person who is biologically female and presents themselves in a young, boyish way

InjectTheVenom's picture

Dear "Moby" : 






Ignatius's picture

Uh, Mr. Moby, and please, uh, tell us about Libya...

jcaz's picture

LOL- this pantywaste hit the lotto and got famous for his grad student music-  now he thinks he's a poor man's Bono- good plan, Myron....

Manthong's picture

Yep, so who are the conspiracy theorists now?

And this asshat looks like he just pulled his head out of Schumer’s butt.

..and obviously he would have been happier fronting for Hillary.


Keyser's picture

"What is wrong with you Ameirca"

What is wrong with America is tolerance for little faggots like you Moby... No go back to sucking cock, before a real American squashes you like the insect you are... 

jeff montanye's picture

i'm going to go with what is wrong with america is not tolerance for little faggots (moby is straight if a sober alcoholic:  https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/nov/26/moby-i-was-disappoi...) but not just a tolerance of but a willingness to allow at the highest reaches of u.s. governmental power likud/mossad zionists who put their version of the (short run) interests of israel far, far above those of the u.s., thus committing 9-11 and subsequently engaging in otherwise inexplicable wars in the muslim world (seven countries in five years (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RC1Mepk_Sw).

they are also deeply pissed at putin for arresting and jailing a jewish russian oligarch and running several more out of the country to israel, reducing considerably their influence in russia.

here's the zionist version: http://www.cfr.org/world/putin-oligarchs/p8018

here's the anti-zionist version: http://nationalvanguard.org/2012/05/the-silent-coup-putin-vs-the-oligarc...

HowdyDoody's picture

"Uh, Mr. Moby, and please, uh, tell us about Libya..."

Yeah, and how Neo-Nazis in Ukraine (enabled by Clinton/Nuland) murdering women and children en masse is a good thing. I have a little difficulty with that but I am willing to let you show me where I went wrong. I guess I just can't get the correct feminist perspective that makes it all OK.

Paper Boy's picture
Paper Boy (not verified) InjectTheVenom Feb 14, 2017 12:31 AM

Fuck you Moby... you played for teh Clinton campaign!

And BTW, electronic music is for fags....

SixIsNinE's picture

upvoted you for noting that Moby supported the Hildaskankbeast - nuff said.


and yes, electronic music is for fags .... and any and every person alive - it KICKS ASS.



Handful of Dust's picture

"This is your brain on drugs..."

DownWithYogaPants's picture

..........4Chan is giggling and shitting their pants.  This guy self trolled himself with their "dossier"

Don'tCallMeShirley's picture
"Moby you can get stomped by Obie, you 36 year old bald headed fag blow me.
You don't know me, you're too old let go it's over, nobody listens to techno." -Eminem
Wait What's picture

oh, c'mon shirley. funny though.

Nona Yobiznes's picture

He's an absolute piece of shit. Just listen to the arrogant, sanctimonious, holier-than-thou drivel coming out of him. 

And I'm not an unquestioning fanboy of Trump. I make up my mind about his policies on a case by case basis. Criticism like this is healthy. These dimwitted Hollyweird numbnuts with their superficial commentary on Trump's character are not helpful in the least - to ANYONE. 

Colonel's picture

And course the pols lefTARDS worship like Hitlery are psychopathic, lawless, murderous, POS that get passes for everything they do while they nit pick someone like Trump. There needs to be a stronger word than hypocrisy to describe it at that level.

ACP's picture

Who is this Moby Dick and why is his opinion important?

Bastiat's picture

His real name was Melville, a direct descendent of Herman, the author of Moby Dick.  That's where he got "Moby."  He also did the theme song "Extreme Ways" for the Bourne movies.  Beyond that . . .

LetThemEatRand's picture

Seems he's living up to his namesake:

"To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee."

-Moby Dick.

I rooted for the white whale when I was forced to read Moby Dick in highschool.   Captain Ahab was a dick.


Ignatius's picture

All true, but Gregory Peck was GREAT.

LetThemEatRand's picture

Peck was great.  They don't make 'em like that anymore.

And Moby did not learn the lesson that his own blood tried to teach him.

ebear's picture

""To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.""


Bubba Rum Das's picture

"His real name was Melville, a direct descendent of Herman, the author of Moby Dick.  That's where he got "Moby."  He also did the theme song "Extreme Ways" for the Bourne movies.  Beyond that . . ."

-Beyond that, not only is he a complete idiot, he is also a major DICK...-

fbazzrea's picture

Beyond that, not only is he a complete idiot, he is also a major DICK...-


would that not be "majorette"?

ACP's picture

He himself stated that the relationship is "supposed", but even if he was, the artfulness of his family has descended from, "To the last, I grapple with thee..." to "YO Fuck Trump!"

Quite the descent.


Ps At least the Hemingway girls are attractive.

Doctor Faustus's picture

Though I liked his stories, Herman Melville was a wordy bastard often going off on tangents. Sounds like his descendent hasn't strayed too far from the fold.

The central planners's picture

Well at least the number 3 statement is a fact.

turing's picture

The reasons are that Europe would lose its mind. There is not a country in Europe that has not taken a Russian ass kicking. Great Britain at the height of Rule Brittania, Brittania rules the waves needed the help of the Ottoman Empire to help them temporarily wrest Crimea from Russia and both paid a heavy price. Europeans are trained in school to hate Russia. They will do any amount of slobbering at the feet of the of the US to stop any hook up between Russia and the US. 


land_of_the_few's picture

It's not so, the real European countries would drop sanctions on a heartbeat if they weren't being blackmailed by NATO, Nuland/McFaul's Uki-Nazis, and the neocons (who are mostly the corrupt newly colonised Eastern "European" pseudocountries plus McCain, Graham, and the Biden family).

They are absolutely terrified in case the Euro people get what they want in elections coming up, i.e. peace in ME and Ukr,, trading with whoever they want to help save their economies, and NATO packs its bags and stops stirring up war on their doorstep.

GreatUncle's picture

If you look back through history, not the recorded version, but piece together the bits of information in all instances Russia was the one invaded 99% of the time.

Only really one difference, when Stalin invaded Poland "with" Hitler who fucking despised Stalin anyway because if you can see it Poland was a country in the wrong place at the wrong fucking time. That would have been a clear shot at Russia by the globalists.

Now who built Hitlers army? Go look.

GreatUncle's picture

Both answers on a postcard ...

1.) Russia is not under the elite liberal globalist control and a thorn in their side since the Romanovs were exterminated.

2.) We do not have good relations with them to try and crush them by no trade, sanctions, fiat manipulation  all in preparation for the eventual war.

See you get it now? This is kind of 3rd time lucky, previous instances being WW1,WW2 so to speak.

East Indian's picture

He says Trump is controlled by Russia and Trump wants to go to war with Iran.


And he is asking, "What is wrong with you, America?"

JB Say's picture

Then again, urine IS sterile...;)

land_of_the_few's picture

"Dossier" a hitpiece originally commissioned by Republican opponents of Trump during a primary, then dropped. Subsequently the further writing up of it funded by a Democratic customer ..... then it goes to McCain, Buzzfeed and CNN, and the rest we know, including their almost total loss of credibility.



dark pools of soros's picture

They talk of blackmail and sex acts because that is how they enslave their own

As the internet says.. pics or it didn't happen

BabaLooey's picture

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck You...............Dick.

That is your real name....isn't it?


You are a Moby Dick. In size, shape and in that pasty white noggin of yours.

Of course, you'd have loved Canks war you little dick.



Skateboarder's picture

We are still the tin foil hat guys. They outdid us with tin foil houses...

I know my hat is working, cuz this fool's house is too fvcking big for him to see out the window.

these are truly baffling and horrifying times, as we have an incompetent president who is essentially owned by a foreign power.

Is-real?, Moby, not Russia.

Mustafa Kemal's picture

After trying many kinds, I have finally come to the conclusion that tinfoil hats are the best kind, well except if you expect them to keep your head warm.

greenskeeper carl's picture

"We are still the tin foil hat guys. They outdid us with tin foil houses..."


Thank god. Thay can have mine when they pry it off my cold, dead head...

HedgeJunkie's picture

I use an antique tin colandar.  It used to be green, but the lead based paint has mostly chipped off over time, though there's still a faint green in the grooves.  I found it cooler than the tinfoil, due to the holes.  The handles are, um, handy, too.  I have a blue ribbon tied to each handle, and I can knot the ribbon under my chin to keep the colandar in place.