French Voters Call On Obama To Run For President To "Give French People Hope"

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As French voters look set to make a massive swing to the right in their upcoming presidential election (see our notes on the topic here and here), a group of frightened liberal protesters have decided to back a relatively surprising, if impossible, presidential candidate in 2017, Barack Obama. 

And, lest you think this is a joke, a quick walk around Paris even reveals campaign posters for "Obama17" plastered all around the city.



The group of protesters who launched the effort to bring "hope and change" to France are urging French citizens to visit their website to sign a petition to convince Obama to enter the race.  They figure that 1 million signatures should do the trick.

Meanwhile, asked why they support Obama, protesters told ABC News they're looking for a candidate they "really admire" and "someone who could lead us to project ourselves in a bright future to give French people hope."

Why Obama? "Because he has the best resume in the world for the job," reads the website, which is in no way connected to Obama.


"At a time when France is about to vote massively for the extreme right, we can still give a lesson of democracy to the planet by electing a French President, a foreigner," reads the website in French.


A spokesperson for the group told ABC News Thursday morning, "We started dreaming about this idea two months before the end of Obama's presidency. We dreamed about this possibility to vote for someone we really admire, someone who could lead us to project ourselves in a bright future. Then, we thought, whether it's possible or not, whether or not he is French, we have to do this for real, to give French people hope ... Vive la République, Vive Obama, Vive la France and the U.S.A."

And while we have our doubts about the likelihood of this plan working out, might we suggest that Hillary Clinton would make a great candidate for a senior cabinet position in Obama's new administration.



Of course, while it's a genius plan, if we understand it correctly, there is just one minor problem...the French president needs to be, well, French.

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Debtpool's picture

"The President of France is also the ex officio Co-Prince of Andorra, Grand Master of the Légion d'honneur and the Ordre national du Mérite and honorary proto-canon of the Basilica of St. John Lateran in Rome."


I don't think Barack HUSSEIN Obama would enjoy filling those Catholic roles.



torabora's picture

The filthy boche shot the heart out of French manhood. Now they are islams cuck.

You can have the worthless commubity organizer. Take him and his ilk fom us please.

dizzyfingers's picture

Yes! Please take him! He's yours, and his benefits and safety and whatever else he can squeeze out of the French people. 

Question: where are those guillotines? We need quite a few. Please send them. Thanks.

CheapBastard's picture

Obama will bring France some sensible Chrisitan Control legislation with daily beheadings of the men and afternoon stonings of Christian women. BYOS (Bring Your Own Stones).


Bring the kids! They'll enjoy those Christian heads rolling in the dirt.

Saturday specials include Burning a Protestant Alive in a Cage! What could be more fun!!

LoveTruth's picture

If you want gay sex to be legalized in public in France elect him. I actually think French gays, transgenders, blacks and muslims are the ones who want him as French president. No sane and smart person would want Bamgutan for president after checking out his accomplishments abroad.


JPMorgan's picture

Got to be kidding me, they want Oboma? :-S

Mis-informed, mis-guided fools.

Sometimes I really do think that there is just no hope for the human race.

Kprime's picture

mostly, there just isn't.

Froman's picture

This would be so awesome France! Make Obama your next President then after him you can make Cankles the follow up if she is still above ground and breathing.  This would be outstanding!  All of the snow flakes, movie stars, hedge fund managers, illegal immigrants and transexuals can renounce their U.S. citizenship and become full time Frenchies.  If you elect Obama you will get such luminaries as George Clooney, Madonna, Meryl Streep, Bruce Springsteen, Bill Mahr, Keith Olbermann, Lena Dunham, Amy Schumer and all two tons of Michael Moore as French citizens! Don't walk, run to the phone now and contact the DNC, Plouffe and Podesta immediately if you have not already!  Donna Brazile, the doofus from Miami Wasseman-Shultz can also help out.  The Wookie and Reggie will be great for your Country!  Be sure to have all of your dead people registered to vote and be sure that the rest of the citizenry votes early and often.

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mrdenis's picture

Make watermelon great again ........

trader1's picture

40% popularity for FN is not massive.

That means 60% are voting against Le Pen!

chiswickcat's picture

40% is huge in any 'democratic' election. What was Trumps? 30%?

BustainMovealota's picture

This would be a blessing for the Conservative French. A few years of him and "Les Républicains" party will be stronger than they have ever been.

Bubbette's picture

It took Obama less than 8 years to destroy the Democratic Party and Liberal media here, how long would it take to bring the French leftist poof's to their knees? 

marcusfenix's picture

Best idea ever, I endorse it fully in fact I think we should do whatever we can here at fight club to make this happen.

Can foreigners sign that petition? Better yet can we vote in the election, I don't see why not...after all they can vote in ours, hell even dead people can so it's only fair right?

Obama as french President, that is just years of comedy gold gift wrapped enough to make a career out of. God I really want this to happen.

Obama 2017 France!

Yes I will have that please.

Tuuktalus's picture

If it gets Oblammo out of DC Im all for it.

Smedley's picture

To the French;

We agree completely, upon ONE condition, it's a one way trip, no refunds or exchanges!!!


orangegeek's picture

you want da nigga, you can keep da nigga

Kprime's picture

French love that big black cock up their ass,  too bad they elected obama.  please remember to tip your pimp.


P.S.  plan for a big building booom, you will be adding toilets everywhere.

snodgrass's picture

Sounds like their media and our media are on the same propaganda channel.

VanWinkle's picture

This is delusional.

Imagine a guy who has led two countries, neither of which he was born in.

Socialism doesn't work. Corruption doesn't work.

Obama only fed a delusion of "hope".  Most of the things he touched deteriorated.  He doesn't have the Midas touch.  He's got the Medussa touch.

Herodotus's picture

How can a British subject be elected as President of France?

Dodgy Geezer's picture

They can have him.   Though maybe Blair or Hillary Clinton would like to have a go as well?

What a useful thing to do with old failed politicians!  Make them President of France. Or Greece. Or somewhere...

Norma Lacy's picture

MORONS!    Of course, the frenchies LOVE to bomb brown people.   Look at Libya -- O'Bomber is just what they need to carry on the tradition.. Maybe they can get McLame as a bonus bomber.   IDIOTS

moneybots's picture
French Voters Call On Obama To Run For President To "Give French People Hope"


If French voters want Obama for their President, France is beyond hope.

Hopeless for Change's picture

You think you have a muslim problem now?  

UnclePhester's picture

Enjoy Mohammed's Meat Pipe up your collective asses, Frenchies!



We have our pedros to deal with...

restelle's picture

That's a horrible and disgusting comment but it gave me a really nice laugh. 

Thank you.

DomoJojo's picture

It's Moochelle's idea. She wants to be proud again.

Sonny Brakes's picture

Ils sont tous malades.

bluebear1914's picture

Want to bet we  can supply 20-30 million signatures in support of him being President of France just to get him out of the US?  I am not so wild about the French anyway - I think Obama and the French deserve each other. 

paulp's picture

The french people that want obongo for their leader are a perfect example of:

"These people are so ignorant, they don't even know they are ignorant."

Oboinko will just do more of the things that are creating problems in France.
So, the problems will become worse until finally the country will be in a shambles.
Then the people that are there for the freebies will leave, and the people that actually do stuff can put the country back together again.

Who knows how much money will be wasted and how many lives will be lost because of this.

Oh well, the world needs a good purge. Maybe obama is the enema the world needs.

jago's picture

ou est jerry lewis?

RightStuff1944's picture

This is what the loony French can expect from Barack Obama: 1) disinformation, 2) distraction, 3) demoralization, 4) destabilization, 5) created/exploited crisis, 6) government" solution" to the crisis, 7) normalization to the new tyranny, 8) trash the French system of government, 9) repeat.

That's how it worked in the good old USA.

Steeley's picture

I presume someone is working on his French birth certificate?

tuetenueggel's picture

There are non left. They used them all for sandniggers.

Steeley's picture

Sorry, my bad ... make that a certified copy of a 'Certificate of Live Birth'. They have lots of them in Hawaii, easily alterable.

Berspankme's picture

Frenchies need a fag?

onwisconsinbadger's picture

Yes we can. Thank you President Obama. In 4 years Americans will be begging you to run again. 

tuetenueggel's picture

He´s a coalbag full of dog turds. Nice brown ones.

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Gorgeous's picture

Le nègre n'est pas tout à fait mort.