Schlichter Warns "Watch The Liberals - All They Have Left Is Lies"

Tyler Durden's picture

Via Kurt Schlichter of,

Suddenly the Democrats are coming out against their classic moves like cavorting with Russians to hack American elections and perjury (like you need a link), so who knows which of their foundational principles they will pull a 180 on and betray next: Climate scams? Free money for deadbeats? Jane Fonda?

But they don’t really mean it – hell, without perjury they could never testify to anything. If you want to know what the liberals are up to, just listen to the lies they are telling about conservatives. They used to be able to get away with it too, but thanks to the interwebs Al Gore invented between buffet deep dives and sweaty masseuse gropes, the political playing field for liberal liars is now covered in rakes.

Lying is what they do because that’s all they have left on the left. They have no foundational principles except power. Their entire ideology is transactional – it’s not based on ideas but on payoffs to Democrat sub-sets. Here’s some dough for the baby crunching industry! We’ll hassle some Christian bakers for the SJWs! Let’s put a bunch of cis-het males of pallor who don’t even listen to NPR out of work in West Tennetucky, or wherever they grow coal, to delight our global warming cultist pals!

But today the Democrats hold no levers of power, and they can’t dispense goodies anymore. All they can do now is howl, whine, and lie, and try to mobilize the parasites burrowed into the federal bureaucracy to undercut the will of normal Americans. They do this by falsely accusing us and those who represent us of doing exactly what they are doing and what they intend to do once Trump is ousted. Their goal is to seize power again and permanently disenfranchise us – and they are happy to take the risk of literally ripping the country apart.

The media is, of course, a willing and eager accomplice in this coordinated campaign of deception and slander. Notice how no one in the mainstream media pointed out how the Sessions perjury lie conveniently appeared simultaneously across the entire media just when the Democrats desperately needed to shift the narrative from their utter humiliation by Trump’s terrific joint address? The media hacks never mentioned it because they were part of it, the beat-boy skeletons to the David S. Pumpkins of progressivism. The left and its media’s problem, however, is that the new information reality means that they can start a controversy, but they can’t control it.

Here’s the utterly predictable pattern. Spazzy Dems freak out about some imagined atrocity by a conservative then, within a few hours, it becomes clear that the alleged offender did nothing wrong while conservatives scour the web and start showing how Democrat hacks are on record doing exactly the same thing times a zillion. That’s the key – the media can no longer guide the lie to destroy the target. The internet lets us have a say – and to grab the wheel.

Oh no, Jeff Sessions talked to a Russian then didn’t bring it up when not asked about it! Oh, we Democrats would never do that … except, thanks to us conservatives (and a President who’s willing to punch back twice as hard), here come the photos of Schumer and Ivan sharing a cup of Joe Stalin and here’s Pelosi’s partying with some Russkies after denying it and then the State Department turns out to have arranged it and FOR THE LOVE OF GAIA SOMEBODY SHUT DOWN THAT INTERNET MACHINE BECAUSE IT NEVER FORGETS!

Frankly, I don’t think Sessions should have dignified their nonsense by recusing himself. I think he should have strolled out before the cameras and said, “Hey Chuckie, I got a big, fat recusal for ya right here!”

We all kind of knew how the “Trump inspires anti-Semitic threats” meme was going to end up. Swedenpalooza was just a couple fake controversies ago and we all know how that went. Trump observes “Look at Sweden’s immigrant problem,” then the liberal media comes back with “Lies! Sweden is a herring-infused paradise of love and sharing!” at which point Sweden promptly gets on lit fire by Muslim refugees. All that’s missing was a woke, gender-fluid Viking wearing a “Flyktingar Välkommen” t-shirt blowing on a sad trombone.

Then Jewish Community Centers started getting threats and, of course, it had to be Trump supporters because fanatically pro-Israel people always threaten Jews or something. Facts, shmacts – the bogus narrative must be preserved! So Trump condemns this scummery, but also notes, “Sometimes it’s the reverse, to make people — or to make others — look bad.” Of course, the fake news media went nuts, because no hate crime has ever been a hoax except for almost all of them, so we conservatives settled down with our tea and waited for the ending we totally saw coming. And, of course – of course – as every non-Fredoriffic conservative predicted, the FBI busted the slug responsible for a bunch of the threats and it turned out to be …. wait for it!

Let’s see. Was it the conservative Trump supporter? Did he have a MAGA hat? Just like the media and the liberals would have you believe? Oh come on, we all knew it. Say it with me: “Leftist member of the media.”

Um, awkward! Hey, look on the bright side. At least this particular leftist member of the media didn’t murder anyone.

And, of course, there is the Trump the Authoritarian/Trump the New Hitler meme. Except Trump’s apparently not very good at authoritarianism, since no one seems to be being oppressed. He has a lot of policy ideas, which he openly explained to the American people in his speech, and which he will submit to Congress to be debated and voted upon before being enacted. That seems to correspond pretty closely to how I learned a bill becomes a law on Schoolhouse Rock.

Well, maybe his enforcing the duly enacted laws passed by Congress to deport illegal aliens counts as authoritarian Hitler stuff, except it seems odd that a leader who is doing what the people’s representatives passed into law instead of unilaterally deciding on his own not to do what the people’s representatives voted to do, and thereby effectively ruling by decree, is a hitlery authoritarian.

Obama unilaterally changed the immigration law by simply not enforcing it. That seems pretty undemocratic. He also seems to have tapped the communications of his political opponents and left some sleepers in the government dedicated to bringing down the new administration. Maybe I’m being fussy, but those seem super-undemocratic. Naturally, the mainstream media finds this all less disturbing than Kellyanne Conway’s Oval Office footwear.

Watch the liberals. Listen to what they say, because their lies and their slanders are a road map to their plans for the future. Straightforward from here, given the chance, they absolutely intend to impose the kind of quasi-fascist rule they falsely accuse Trump of contemplating. But their problem is that we now recognize their lies, and we see their endgame, and the collapse of the media gatekeepers means they can no longer keep us blind and isolated. So when they lie, we are going to throw their hypocrisy right back in their withered, pruny faces and there’s nothing they can do to shut us up. Sorry, you lying sacks of socialism, we’re not about to let you rip our country apart.

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besnook's picture

good ol' alinsky, accuse them of what you are and what you are going to do.

kavlar's picture
kavlar (not verified) besnook Mar 6, 2017 11:34 PM


Same dog poop.

NoDebt's picture

If I wrote articles, they would read a lot like this one.  Full bore, zero fucks given.  

Looks like the left picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

VWAndy's picture

  We should all be posting that way.

NoDebt's picture

No, we should all be doing it that way in real life.  

VWAndy's picture

 I live in Cali. Theyd arrest my ass on the spot.

Pairadimes's picture

So does Kurt Schlichter. 

VWAndy's picture

 So I will keep an eye out for him on the group W bench.

prime american's picture
prime american (not verified) xythras Mar 7, 2017 7:28 AM

I'm making over $7k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. This is what I do...

Ledlak's picture

AZ best? You have McCain. 'nuf said.

rz the other's picture

" I mean, I mean, I'm sittin here on the bench, I'm sittin here on the group W bench"

Keep reloading...... 

OverTheHedge's picture

Good job zerohedge is unbiased, even-handed and fair in its reporting. I would hate it to be an echo-chamber alt-right irrelevance.

I like articles that I disagree with, that make me shout and throw things, that force me to work out what I actually think, as opposed to confirm what I ought to think.

I also believe that, give h the level of frenzy on both sides, you might want to confirm what it is you are being led towards, before you get so far down the path that there is no going back. Reading here, and a few other places,  does suggest to me that somebody truly wants to tear the US appear. Do YOU want that? Is that the best outcome for you, and yours? If so, crack on, but if not, you might want to at least reflect on the consequences manufactured civil conflicts: Bosnia, Sri Lanka, Hutus and Tutsis, Biafrans, ...and the beat goes on....

Son of Patton's picture

Came here to kill some commies or chew some gum.

All outta gum

Elco the Constitutionalist's picture
Elco the Constitutionalist (not verified) kavlar Mar 7, 2017 1:46 AM

The criticisms are all great points. The false dialectic of "libs" and "conservatives" is a heaping load of shit. Reinforcing the Hegelian dialectic is probably the main purpose of the article, if I know anything about the ziocons at townhall.

Jeffersonian Liberal's picture


It's just as ignorant to think and state that there are no differences between the two extreme ideologies (Republicanism vs Statism) as it is to think that our politicians are all working for our best interests.

There is a huge difference between the Statists and what our Founding Fathers believed.

That difference is the difference between liberty and slavery.

But hey, go ahead and act above it all and 'smarter than everyone in the room' by acting like everyone in this battle are all just the same.

GUS100CORRINA's picture

America is in unchartered territory. Career "ESTABLISHMENT" criminals are still on the loose looking to do harm. Just take a look at the headlines below.

1. Washington Post Employee Arrested On Charges Of Impersonating ICE Agent - Weapons And Tactical Gear Recovered At Home

2. ACLU Actively Assisting With Soros-Driven Protest Organization After Accepting Funds From The Open Society Institute

3. Globalist Freak Out: Mika Chokes Back Tears Over Trump Tweets, 'This is Not Funny'  

etc., etc., etc.

Until the RULE OF LAW is completely implemented with people respecting the POTUS authority, we are in for some turbulent times.

Robert WinthropSpeaker of the U. S. House,  "Men, in a word, must necessarily be controlled either by a power within them or by a power without them; either by the Word of God or by the strong arm of man; either by the Bible or by the bayonet."

It appears we have arrived at a key turning point. 

America is a Nation Under GOD and the Rule of LAW 


America is a Nation Under the wicked one where Anarchy and Chaos reign supreme.

lakecity55's picture

I have to re-read the article. I was just scanning it whilst I loaded moar magazines.

Just give the Word, Mr President.

TeamDepends's picture

Here commie, commie, commie; come'n get some. Here....

chubbar's picture

Pretty much all the fucking libtards are complete piles of dog shit. I think that they are actually starting to realize this as well, at least some of them. I hope the douche bag politicians all get implicated and jailed over Pedogate.

Eeesh's picture

I'm onboard with all of that!

MikeM54's picture

Serioulsly. GREAT ARTICLE.  Thanks guys.  I love this.  Everyone needs to share this to their email address book and Facebook, and everything they cna.  This is great. 

VWAndy's picture

 Thats funny because the right dont have anything else either.

VWAndy's picture

 Nobody kissed Obama ass more better then the Rs did for 8 solid years.

Zorba's idea's picture

The RINOS and spineless republiCONs layed down for the past 8 years and were rewarded by the same corporate funders funding the opposition party largely in name, while the Liberal MSM paddled the shit out of Boehner/Mcconnel and co. Those folks couldn't have incited a food fight in Animal House. Meanwhile out in flyover country the fire of discontent began to burn, fueled by an emerging reality...the democratization of news gathering, editing, fact checking and dissemination. The Internet must be safeguarded by eternal vigilence for all those who cherish Liberty and our Constitution. The reality today, not just for the Liberals, the Socialist, and the Liberal elite Media, but the spineless republicans who are captured by the same corporate fascist, MIC, and elites, is they no longer own the narrative. America's biggest deficit, TRUTH, and the courage and conviction to speak it has met its bankruptcy court! We the people are the creditors and its time these Liars pay up. Keep the fires burning..  

Jeffersonian Liberal's picture

The fact that you equate the RINOs in the GOPe with "the right" is about all the evidence ZHers need that you don't know what you're talking about.

Lurk and read the intelligent and balanced posts for another year, then come back and post.

NoDebt's picture

Your moral relativism is showing, Andy.  You would have preferred that lying, conniving, power-coveting cunt, Hillary?

Those were your choices this cycle.  Bitch about Trump all you want (I'll probably agree with you on many points) but don't give me this least-common-denominator bullshit that everybody is the same and all choices are equivalent.



VWAndy's picture

 Its one team my friend. Big brother is still very much in charge.

Jeffersonian Liberal's picture

There are many, mamy that are fighting Big Brother.

Donald J. Trump's picture

Don't forget the Republican pols did a lot of libtarded shit over the last 8 years as well.  They gave Obozo everything he wanted.  It took Trump (and moreso the movement that elected him) to show the congress douches the way.  If the GOP had their way Trump would not be in the WH.  It is the people's will now.

VWAndy's picture

 They ran Mitt the Twit four years ago. Before that they ran John Mccain of the Keating five. They actually tried to get Jeb on the ticket this round.


Delta-Bravo-Echo-Charlie's picture

Republicans did not give obama everything he wanted. Do you recall McConnell obstructionism? There's a reason trump has a Supreme Court nomination... you're a knucklehead.

bardot63's picture

.....only because McConnell thought Jeb would have that nomination to make.

LyLo's picture

lol  No, he'd have been quite happy with a Clinton appointee, methinks.  He's also not entirely retarded; he almost got primaried last round and has to have seen the writing on the wall.  He cheats, but even he can only fake so many votes.  As dumb as we can be, even Kentuckians would have started to question how he could have won if he handed Obama and the DNC the Supreme Court.

(Interesting tidbit: he was forcast to lose my county 3-1, but took it 3-1.  Thank goodness the challenger never questioned it.  Also the challenger is now Governor, with the easiest election I've seen in a while.  Hurray KY--nothing corrupt here...)

LN's picture

This assumes they had something other than lies before.

Flawed premise?


wisehiney's picture

dimocrats have never been anything but what they could give away.

That is why they lost the election.

They could promise nothing new. "Free college" rings hollow when obummercare cost is skyrocketing.

I have been posting that they will soon be at each others throats, fighting for the dwindling crumbs of other peoples money.

Enjoy the show.

AncientAviator's picture

BRAVO! BRAVO!! - As I read this piece I was having a "littergasm."

Reaper's picture

Full of sound and fury signifying their nothingness.

American Gorbachev's picture

a quarter-century ago, when Clinton was elected, many people would foam at the mouth with indignation when they asked me what i thought of the election and i'd answer, "if this country were a dog, i'd shoot it"

'twas not a popular opinion in south Arkansas, but being rural folk, they understood exactly what i meant. 

curiously tho, as the times progressed, and the 'metrosexualization'/dumbing down of the nation continued into overdrive, i've had to reword my response

"if this country were a dog, no humane vet would not recommend that it be put down"

kurt is right that now finding themselves out of power in the racket, all the dems have left is lies, but perhaps it is time to 'rip it (the racket) apart' while Trump is in charge, so that it might yet be possible in some not-so-distant future, that rural, white, patriotic, church-going, law-abiding citizens of 'flyover' country can live in a political construct that respects them and is worth their love, respect, and allegiance

Yen Cross's picture

  The Japanese call it, "rice paper".

  Crickets from Krudola[Kuroda]. Who was the ghost bid in usd/jpy earlier?


captain-nemo's picture

OFA   (The deep state - online)


The Democrats also have OFA, which is the mega database system that Obama and his administration created in late 2012 to control and brainwash their minions and donors.  Just read this article to get a review of what they are capable to do with this system.  It describes for example how they use this database to mobilize the deep state and how to interfere in elections.

inosent's picture

"because no hate crime has ever been a hoax except for almost all of them", you can say that again, the mother of hoaxes being the so-called jewish holocaust with (as advertised) 6MM 'jews' gassed in German controlled prison camps from mid 1942-1945. Gas chambers, you say? According to The Rudolf Report, there weren't any. Read it for yourself.

That report is only one avenue of analysis that completely debunks the lie, but let's face it, what else do you need to establish a fraudulent story line of 'gassings' where there is no evidence of gas chambers to 'gas' the 'victims'? Did the jews have a motive to lie (gasp! they would NEVER do that, right?!?!). Well, how about the establishment of a jewish state in Palestine, something they schemed for and went to an enormous amount of trouble to bring to pass? Never Forget! Talmudic zionist 'jewish' supremacists hatched the conspiracy for the jewish state nearly 70 years prior to 1948. We are talking about an epic scam and an epic fraud.

Guess what? You are paying for it. Jews don't pay for anything. We are taxed, they get our money. That is a fact. Jews give nothing back. It is a negative return all the way. We give them bombs and missles and all sorts of destructive devices to kill their 'enemies'.

How does that make you feel? Have you ever asked yourself why you are taxed to support a welfare STATE, where not only you get nothing out of it, you get nothing but trouble in return? Is it really worth it? Why?

What is the reason you should be taxed so some 'company' can make missiles and bombs so the jews in israhell can go on killing sprees? Does it make you feel good?

If it is for some 'religious' reason, shouldn't we then be talking about the non-establishment clause of the 1st Amendment ("Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion")?

Nobody ever asks the question 'why' when it comes to the hijacking of American money and blood for israhell, where the fact that not only do we get nothing in return for it, but we only get a negative return.


lakecity55's picture

They are indeed a clannish group seeking self-aggrandizement.

At our expense.

Yen Cross's picture

  Tyler , you run a respectable site. Are clicks [really] worth your integrity???

  Purge the BOTS

Seek_Truth's picture

"No one lights a lamp and covers it with a jar or puts it under a bed. Instead, he sets it on a lampstand, so those who enter can see the light. For there is nothing hidden that will not be revealed, and nothing concealed that will not be known and illuminated. Pay attention, therefore, to how you listen. Whoever has will be given more, but whoever does not have, even what he thinks he has will be taken away from him.” - Luke 8:1-18

Yen Cross's picture

  The libtards do have  'Mnuchin' eCONomics, to fall back on.



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                      And recently was immortalized by Bob Dylan. 




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                                  the fbi, cia, nsa, dhs...



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