'A Day Without A Woman' Is The Ultimate In Virtue Signaling Bullshit, And Here's Why

Tyler Durden's picture

Via JrDeputyAccountant.com,

If you are a woman with the luxury of taking yesterday off, congrats. You aren't the kind of woman who needs to take a day off to make a point about how women are supposedly underpaid (data is still and will always be out on that one), you are likely protected enough in your position to be able to take a day off in the first place and congratulations, it means you live in the first world where a woman can choose to take a day off for whatever reason. Way to stick it to the man, ladies. I hope you had an awesome day at home, you deserve it.

The triumphant announcement of this day without women on the "official" Women's March page (because someone bought that dot com, ya know) reads:

In the same spirit of love and liberation that inspired the Women's March, we join together in making March 8th A Day Without a Woman, recognizing the enormous value that women of all backgrounds add to our socio-economic system--while receiving lower wages and experiencing greater inequities, vulnerability to discrimination, sexual harassment, and job insecurity. We recognize that trans and gender nonconforming people face heightened levels of discrimination, social oppression and political targeting. We believe in gender justice.


Anyone, anywhere, can join by making March 8th A Day Without a Woman, in one or all of the following ways:


  • Women take the day off, from paid and unpaid labor
  • Avoid shopping for one day (with exceptions for small, women- and minority-owned businesses).
  • Wear RED in solidarity with A Day Without A Woman

So even on what is supposed to be our day, we're being told what to do. Take off work. Don't shop. Wear RED. BTW, the red thing has already been overdone for AIDS awareness, or are you guys not old enough to remember those AIDS iPods U2 was shilling many many years back?

I own a media company, cobbling together an existence these days but an existence no less, and one that I take great pride in. The fact that I have the opportunity to cobble this existence together is completely first world, I wouldn't have this option if, say, I were a woman in Sudan. When stories I need to cover come in I can't be like yeah sorry, it's wear red day and I'm doing cliche lady stuff at home in the tub sipping wine.

Meanwhile there's a little girl in Sudan getting her parts hacked up because female genital mutilation is still in a thing around the world and I'm over here in the United States thinking wearing a red shirt makes a difference? Please give me twenty breaks with that shit.

How funny was it they said avoid shopping, like that's what all we women do right lol. RESIST THE URGE. Don't shop! That'll show them! And then turn around the next day and buy a bunch of crap you don't need on Amazon, that'll show them. I did go get my hair cut at my women-owned salon but that is beside the God damned point.

If you took yesterday off, good for you. But look the fuck around you. Were you sold into child marriage at 12? Do you still have your natal genitals? Do you have to walk hours a day just for water? No? Then you're doing pretty good as far as women across the world are concerned. Do we first world women have problems of our own? Of course. But please stop getting the vapors at every opportunity to play up our oppression, it's getting exhausting.

The fact that y'all can go out there in vagina costumes and not get your asses beat is proof of how just good we have it here in the good ole first world. Remember that when you're putting on a red shirt the next time.

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froze25's picture

Oh it actually happened?  Didn't notice,  did you?

Stuck on Zero's picture

I'm thinking that most people will think this is a day off without raving feminist loonie bitches and most people will like it.

Ignatius's picture

Trump gets elected and now we have "Day Without A Woman."  Someone please tell me how we logically got to this place, and I emphasize "logically?"

I'll say it again, don't these people understand anything about the Klinton criminality?

greenskeeper carl's picture

Day without white men anyone? Oh, right. We can't really do that, can we. Responsibilities and stuff.

Shemp 4 Victory's picture

On Whiny Self-Important Broads' Day©, whiny self-important broads gonna whine.

nmewn's picture

And just think about it, "progressive women teachers" thought this was a great idea to abandon "their chiiilrun"...just took the day off.


Shemp 4 Victory's picture



...about themselves...



Row Well Number 41's picture

The lack of arial photos tells me that the numbers suck.  If they had a real turn out they would be showing video of streets clogged with protesters, but they just don't have the numbers.

TeamDepends's picture

Gosh, really makes you wonder what A Day Without The White Man would be like, doesn't it?

flash338's picture

You will probably get arrested if you try wearing a 6' penis costume in public

Logan 5's picture
Logan 5 (not verified) flash338 Mar 9, 2017 10:41 PM


Mr. Universe's picture

The only problem is that TPTB are gearing up for a World without White Men. Coming to country near you soon. Now playing in Sweden, Germany, France...

boattrash's picture

Yeah, that's it, maybe while I was off work I should've made a suit to walk around town in....Maybe a giant 8 ft cock, motorized, to drag around my YUUUUGE balls, and maybe I should've equipped it to ejaculate crude oil on lefties...Might have gone over great with the pussies in the pic...FFS

New_Meat's picture


8 feet? braggart ;-)

"why are American women such bad judges of distances?

Mr. Universe's picture

As Frank Zappa was apt to say about the female breast, "More than a mouthful is wasted."

Automatic Choke's picture

right, soak 'em down with "lib lube".

BLOTTO's picture

Its worse then that.


They have enslaved humanity a long time ago.

Chris Dakota's picture
Chris Dakota (not verified) Shemp 4 Victory Mar 9, 2017 8:39 PM

diseased crazy bitches

Normalcy Bias's picture

American women are soooooo FUCKED after the "Model T" of the female sexbots goes on sale.

froze25's picture

The ones that are actually into this shit are less than 10% of em, they just get attention,  they fake it. 

Mr. Universe's picture

As my alter ego is a pioneer in cybersexual relations, I love to quote Fenton Harcort Mudd "Shut up Stella".

As for the future? It's here now, in Japan.

Meet Erica - a 23-year-old humanoid that could be the perfect answer to Japan's growing single population.

One in five Japanese men have never been married by the time they reach 50 - and the stats are expected to rise even further over the next 20 years.

But while the country's single population (the same statistic relates to one in 10 Japanese women) of singletons rapidly increases - so to does the appetite for humanoid technology.

Japanese sex dolls are now so life-like that they come with authentic-looking eyes and skin that feels real to touch.

One maker, Orient Industry, says its new range of dolls, made of high quality silicone, are so good they are being mistaken for real women and boasts that anyone who buys one will never want a proper girlfriend again.

The dolls are sold under the name ''Dutch Wives', which is a Japanese term for a sex doll.

Dutch wives? I wonder how they got that name?


jcbudmo's picture

LOL - comment of the year 2017

DomoJojo's picture

Not if the immigrants hump their way into their hearts. She will gift you a bot and take the guy who knows how to tame a shrew.

chubbar's picture

The thing is, I just can't help feeling sorry for these women. They are so self absorbed, so clueless about how the world works and how fortunate they really are, that they are really missing out by taking the victim route instead of realizing how well off they really are. Beating down white men because there are a few thousand white male CEOs that have power over them is fucking nuts. The average white dude doesn't have any white privilege, doesn't have minorities genuflecting at their command and in fact is just trying to make sense of, and get through this life, just like they are. It's just fucking crazy how fucking ignorant that they are as to their real station in life and how lucky they really are. Just sad.


jcbudmo's picture

Second that, very well put.

Croesus's picture

I'd like to see that...whole place would shut down.

nmewn's picture

There is no logic Ignatius.

Bubba was free to rape any woman he wanted and then sic the IRS on them if they yelled rape. For the retarded Social Justice Warrior Womenz of America Group, it was perfectly fine for THE BOSS to take advantage of a SUBORDINATE, no ethical ramifications at all! It was "just sex" and it all depended on what the definition of "is" is when you are caught committing perjury (under oath naturally) as a President and an officer of the court would never do such a thing!

But they kare about de womenz.

Fucking please.

QuantumEasing's picture

They bring "feelz" to a logic fight.

And (huff), She was doing it for all the young girls!

Never, ever, ever presume these...people, are sane, rational, or logical. They do what their "leaders" or their amygdalas tell them to do, because Womshin or Wimshin (how you pronounce womxn, just in case you were wondering)

jez's picture

I've been over a Year Without A Woman now.


I see no reason to stop. It's preferable.

847328_3527's picture

If you want real fun, buy a ferrari.

In the long run, it's much cheaper.

Ignatius's picture

I'll take the grandson instead, and gladly, in spite of the moments of insanity.

Abitcoinbrain's picture

Funny thing is they don't want a job and Just want to go home and be mom! Go home make me some nice dinner and I will go to work for you! 


Perimetr's picture

After having to spend a small fortune to arrange to live without my last woman

I would be more concerned about living without a fly rod and a boat. 


IntercoursetheEU's picture

how 'bout a day without anti-depressants?

GodEmperorNanner's picture

Crowder is a douche manlet.

GodEmperorNanner's picture

Crowder is a douche manlet.

peippe's picture

yesterday seemed 88% less bitchy than usual.

didn't know why till now.

unsafe-space-time's picture

Looks like they invented a new burka. Even a Somali wouldn't touch that

manofthenorth's picture

When you go around dressed as a GIANT vagina you look like....well..........
a GIANT cunt.
'nuff said.

Akzed's picture

"Women have sufferaged enough!"



Ignatius's picture

Couldn't watch to the end -- too painful.

Grumbleduke's picture

a day without a woman?

I went years. Still standing!



I love a good pussy riot

mary mary's picture

I'm all for them.  As long as they don't blame it on Donald Trump.  Every problem we have today is a result of overpopulation.


Agreed, and if you are for pussies, you are against penises...it's a zero sum game. I wonder how many of the pussy rioters are mothers with sons.