Shia LaBeouf LiveStreams HWNDU Flag In Remote Tennessee Field - 4Chan Finds In Less Than 24 Hours

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2016 was the year of good people stepping up, emboldened by Donald Trump's run for the White House and the message he delivered. At first people scoffed - saying he entered the Presidential race to promote his brand, or to stroke his ego. That he was a sideshow with no chance - maybe even a charlatan. Most people never stopped to notice that Trump has been consistent in his message for nearly 30 years.

Then there was that time before the debate last February when Dr. Ben Carson had that awkward moment on stage. As the rest of the candidates shuffled past smirking - especially low energy Jeb, Donald Trump casually walked over and stood next to Carson like it was no big deal:

This unscripted moment of humanity was when I started paying attention to Donald Trump. The more I listened, the more I realized he was absolutely for real. He was our guy - though I was positive he didn't have a chance in hell of winning. Surely he'd be diced up and marginalized by the media like all the other outsiders who have run for President - and boy did they try. The rest is history...

Well, not quite...

If we are to believe things went down the way Dr. Steve Pieczenik described last November; while Donald Trump flew around the country delivering his vision to America, good people within the US intelligence community saw an opportunity to take America back from a cabal of open-border neocons backed by socialist oligarchs like George Soros. According to Pieczenik, a "counter-coup" was hatched - assisted by Julian Assange of WikiLeaks. Throughout the 2016 election, a series of emails - possibly originating from DNC insiders and white hat hackers, and possibly involving the Russians (depending on whose story you buy) were passed to Assange. These emails were made available to the public through WikiLeaks, and the sheer volume of information released was overwhelming.

There was no table of contents or any other guide to the content. Instead, these were raw - DKIM verified emails, which would take nothing short of a massive crowd-sourced effort to process and decipher. Within days however, dots were rapidly being connected by a quantum-computer of human processing power across various message boards - mostly 4chan and Reddit's "The_Donald". This internet army, if you will, refer to themselves as "Weaponized Autists" - a self-deprecating term to describe their Rain Man abilities to quickly connect dots, form theories, discard dead ends, and spread their findings like wildfire through social media giants Reddit, Twitter, and Facebook. Oh, and there's a frog-God named Kek you may have heard of.

The results of the online efforts were staggering, as the world witnessed revelations of "Pay for Play" by Clinton Foundation donors who funded ISIS, the DNC cheating against Bernie Sanders, MSM collusion with the Clinton campaign, Hillary's dreams of open borders, "unaware and compliant" citizens, #SpiritCooking, Wet Works, strange food-related code words we're all waiting for resolution on, and evidence of Aliens and Zero Point Energy - or a completely insane Edgar Mitchell (15052).

You can read more here.

Now the rest is history...

After the election, however, the weaponized autists quickly grew bored, so when washed up attention whore Shia LaBeouf live-streamed his "He Will Not Divide Us" anti-Trump "art" installation at a museum in New York - in which disaffected snowflakes endlessly chanted "He Will Not Divide Us" like Kool-Aid sipping morons, 4chan wasted no opportunity infiltrating and disrupting the high-tech temper tantrum:

After the stream was effectively taken over by patriots, LaBeouf tried to wall off the anti-Trump exhibit (irony), granting entrance only to those who had been vetted, so as not to "terrorize" the snowflakes. This didn't work, and the exhibit was eventually shut down by the museum on January 10th. LaBeouf then moved the live stream to Albuquerque in February, which was a dismal failure.

Not to be outdone, Shia finally relocated the livestream to a remote unknown location. It featured a white "He Will Not Divide Us" flag on a flagpole - blowing in the wind, with the sound of frogs in the background.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED:  

4chan would not be bested by LaBeouf, and a call was issued within hours of the stupid flag's hoisting. Let's take a look at what happened next:

Anon gets technical:

A great start, but there was an early break in the case which narrowed things down considerably: Shia was seen at a Greenville, TN diner - and TMZ reported him fly fishing in the area.

A call is issued to local residents who might be viewing the thread. Note the coarse language - (not safe for safe spaces):

Building evidence:

One anon hunting around Greenville finds a flagpole on top of an art gallery - a good guess considering HWNDU's previous locations:

And is reminded of the frogs...

4chan demands proof when people make claims:

A plane is spotted! Another anon jumps in with a link to flight radar information over Greenville, TN:

Two more planes:

And they're spotted!!!

Meanwhile, working the fly fishing angle:

Now combining Greenville fly fishing spots with flights over the area:

Excitement builds...

Frogs mentioned:

Rundown through space and time:

(not quite... but close)

Looking for a place with fly fishing, and Flag Pond pops up:

Nolichucky River is also suspect:

Another flight check:

 

TARGET ACQUIRED - a residence 10 Miles NW of Flag Pond and 1000 ft. from Nolichucky River:

Under the cover of darkness... MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

A MAGA HAT!

 

Aaaaand the stream is down

This is how elections are won. Until the next battle...

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American Snipper's picture

I had a great laugh with the MAGA hat hoisted on the pole! I bet LaBeef's head literally exploded!

aloha_snakbar's picture

Actually, Im okay with it if he divides me from them...

roddy6667's picture

Is a HWNDU like a Dindu?

Darkthirty's picture

Who is this shithead la barf, and why should anyone give a fuck?

American Snipper's picture

He was the kid in the first couple Transformer movies,

UncleChopChop's picture

this is wonderful, amazing, life-affirming... and hilarious.

 

OT, but just noticed bberg's headlines on their site. "America's Labor Market Is Getting Better by Almost Any Measure".. what comes after 'jumping the shark'? sodomizing the shark? going dahmer on the shark, killing, fucking and eating it? they've so far given up even trying to make it look real.

Barney Fife's picture

CIA and FBI have nothing compared to the Keckistan Army's Memetic Warfare Batallion. Any oldfag here intrinsically knows this to be axiomatic truth.

monoloco's picture

But when is he going to "take America back" from the warmongering prostitutes of the military/industrial/security/congressional complex? Oh yeah, the ones he wants to lavish another 54 BILLION on.

 

Barney Fife's picture

Kek is all wise. Kek is punishing America for becoming a nation of softfags.

Kek, when his infinite wisdom decrees it, will make America a nation of born-again hardened newfags and will red-pill everyone.

Then in time, all those newfags will become oldfags and America will rise from its doldrums and be a nation to be proud of once again. 

Be patient son. Be patient.  

Trust the power of the frog. 

Beans's picture

We are many and the Zionists are few. He's right, we shall not be divided.

HoserF16's picture

Another Hollywood Moron. I'm stunned...

whatamaroon's picture

Page six of the NYpost has a vid, they say the autists drove around and honked their horn to locate the flag, it also shows the flag being lowered and the #MAGA hat being raised;

 

http://pagesix.com/video/trolls-ruin-shia-labeoufs-anti-trump-protest-wi...

Global Douche's picture

Hilarious, but not at all surprising. 4Chan again comes through with the lulz! Reality TeeVee without the fluff, and Pepe guest-starring made it all the better. If this were certain sections of KY/WV, not even drones are safe 'gainst granpa's huntin' rifle. Honorable Mention to TMZ, you guys and gals are bright lights in the Angeles Shitstorm. I loved working for a TMZ affiliate back when pushing buttons on a master control console.

The sequel I envision; Putting a Darth Vader mask on Kermit and admit to Pepe that infamous phrase! On second though, might that make his brain explode?

Avichi's picture
Shia LaBeouf HWNDU, You are a loser, another one of those SNOWFLAKES, who because had one hit movie HOLES, is now in the deep shit hole with no other real job. Why don't you dig another one of those HOLES for your final destination, and rest in peace. WE THE PEOPLE give a damn and give a hoot about your stupidity and imature mental instability.
Dr. Bonzo's picture

ZeroPoint... I love your write-ups man. Seriously. Good fucking shit. Stoke the fires brother.

 

Trump's fucking retarded. Wrap up all the alphabet soup agencies and their 100 billion intel budget, fire the lot of them, and hire the 4chan nerds. Seriously.

dogismycopilot's picture

I can't wait for SLB to get beat down like a little girl.

and then for someone to take a piss on him.

swampmanlives's picture

Why doesn't he just admit that the USA is obvisouly divided? Claiming otherwise doesn't help...

The Iconoclast's picture

I like in the video at his prior "art installation" starts cracking up when the guy is doing the REEEEEEEE even though she was there, I suspect, to change HWNDU.  Good stuff.

aloha_snakbar's picture

Is Shiite LePoof a feminist?

lakecity55's picture

Who is this guy anyway and why is he "famous?"

Was he in a movie or on a TV show?

He seems retarded.

He seems unable to cope with these Kek or Pepe guys.
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I wikied him. So, he did 1 big movie and that's it. He also seems to go crazy in public, according to Daily Mail.

Chupacabra-322's picture

Is he that Retared or is he just doing this as a publicity stunt? Both I assume.

Sledge-hammer's picture
Sledge-hammer (not verified) Mar 10, 2017 5:16 PM

I liked the first portion regards Donald Trump.  I am in my fifities and have heard of and known about DT since the 80's.  He has been a house-hold name and public figure for that long a time.  When he announced his candidacy, I was in Afghanistan working with the Army Corps of Engineers.  One of my co-workers was a guy who was an electrician.  He related to me that some years ago, he was working as an electrician at Trump's under construction casino.  He told me that one morning, DT walked into the lobby and took some time to stop and greet and talk to him and the other construction guys. I thought about that and related that at that time, DT was certainly a millionaire if not a billionaire.  His time was money.  If you were to do the arithmetic regards how much his time was worth, then DT took a lot of money's worth of his time to be a courteous and decent guy by greeting and schmoozing with those guys.  I, of course, had never met DT and did not know him other than through the media, but I recall someone telling me that it is the little things that a man does that illustrates his character.  BTW, I voted for Trump.

monoloco's picture

A friend of mine was one of the contractors doing work on a Trump casino and DT took time out of his busy schedule to stiff him for almost 300k.

beijing expat's picture

Chekd.

A friend of mine was a refrigeration guy working on that ice rink and he told a similar story.

Trump came by, checked the site, called the crew together her and thanked them sincerely.

That was in the 80s.

Really changed my thinking about trump.

No wonder the elite hate him.

robnume's picture

Poor Barron - or is it Baron? - Trump. He's just a little kid. Leave him the fuck alone. That boy is gonna be a heartbreaker when he grows up. A handsome lad. With a great Dad.

swampmanlives's picture

Did you see the photo of him straddling his own mom and taking a photo of her for the magazine spread? The incest runs in the family. If Don wants to bang Ivanka, Barron wants to bang Melania (who wouldn't if they had a smoking hot mom like her)

morongobill's picture

You really are one sick puppy.

shovelhead's picture

Hey Shia...

Still drugged out of your mind, I see...

Good for you. I hope you die slowly in pain.

Reverend Wingnut's picture

Go back to blowing your boyfriend...

Oh Crap's picture

And who exactly is this Shity LaPoop?

83_vf_1100_c's picture

Why did I click this link. I want these 3 minutes refunded with an apology.

Why are there so many comments? At least I am not the only person wasting time today. Friday syndrome.

swampmanlives's picture

Everyone here is either retired or unemployed. If you didn't know, Conservatives like to come here to complain just as much as snowflake liberals do.

Global Douche's picture

I'm approaching classic rant mode, but it ain't personal at all. Unlike many other places, this has a decent ratio of people with still-functional craniums. Nice, if you ask me.

First of all - Bullshit! I'm getting over the flu, heading back to bed, waking up in 2 hours to put in another long-assed day. As expected the postman didn't pick up any mail here and likely won't later today. The Postal Service as a whole here in the US has gone to shit out here in the sticks. I have to drop it by the dropbox to ensure some timely delivery. There's no more local sorting at this post office, it instead being done in a regional location several hours away! Sucks worse than Moore tornadoes, for sure.

Fuck you, Oklahoma for passing your retarded Real ID Act. You didn't have to do this. I'm surprised the legislative dipshits in OKC didn't put down "Diameter of one's spinchter, before February 15 AND after April 15" in the Real ID database points outlined in HB 1845.

Lorca's Novena's picture

Not sure if serious or stupid.

Eahudimac's picture

Shia LaFucked. This was awesome! Kekekekek!

g'kar's picture

A white flag usually means you surrender

Stinkbug 1's picture

He is a poser who stole this name from Sleepy Labeef, the real-deal rockabilly legend born in 1935.

Prisoners_dilemna's picture

Damn proud to be a millenial today.

PS. These sleuths use Bitcoin. Just saying...

pine_marten's picture

I'm proud that I have no idea who this LeBouf is. Did someone animate Obama's after birth?

swampmanlives's picture

I doubt you knew who the other Republican candidates were and what their platforms were.

PoasterToaster's picture
PoasterToaster (not verified) Mar 10, 2017 2:40 PM

I know we're all trying to be hep cats and get in good with the peeps, but are regular contributions from 4 Chan really the way to do that?

DaBard51's picture

Trump video,  class display for the man.

If I wore a hat, I would tip it.

 

 

 

Whe nine hundred years old you come, look this good you will not.

TePikoElPozo's picture

i thought his name was peppe ?

 

no steppe on peppe

Dg4884's picture

Awful lot of time on their hands, but, holy crap that was entertaining!  Lepoof is a marked man.  He invited every second of this upon himself. Fucking 4chan.  Hilarious.