Czech President Mocks Media, Declares Himself An "Agent Of Putin, Trump, China And Israel"

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Taking the recent escalation in global conspiracy theories, according to which such and such president is a Manchurian Candidate of this or that foreign power, to their next comedic level, on Friday the Czech Republic’s conservative Euroskeptic president, Milos Zeman, declared that he is an agent of not only Putin, but also various other leaders and nations, during a press conference where he announced his intention to run for a second term.  Speaking in Prague, Zeman launched his 2018 re-election campaign, and during the televized event vowed not to change his controversial conservative platform, which includes prioritizing Czech interests over pan-European ones.

Zeman has often been at odds with the government of Social Democrat Prime Minister Bohuslav Sobotka, which has been a supporter of Brussels on issues like anti-Russian sanctions and immigration. Though largely a figurehead like in many other European states, with limited executive authority in the Czech Republic, Zeman, who won the office in 2013, remains one of the country’s most popular figures, especially in the villages. Among other policies frowned upon by Brussels, he has advocated nurturing closer ties with Russia and China, supporting Israel, and limiting the inflow of asylum seekers from Muslim nations.

Czech President Milos Zeman, Reuters

When asked by a Russian TV channel whether he was concerned about being branded a Russian agent, Zeman - who like Trump has been accused of having a pro-Russian bias by the local press - satirized the Czech media for criticizing his position on Moscow.

“I am an agent of Russia, and particularly of Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin” he declared, speaking in Russian. “I should add that I am also an agent of the Chinese President. Lately also of the new American President. I am an agent of Israel, which I have been supporting all this time.”

On a more serious note, he then clarified by saying that, in reality he is the agent of only one country, the Czech Republic

Zeman said media criticism was among the factors that had prompted him to seek re-election. “Each of their attacks encouraged me more to run. Thank you, Czech media,” he explained.

As RT adds, the only other contender for the presidency is businessman and writer Michal Horacek, who has launched a campaign with the slogan “We can do better.”

Zeman will name the country’s next prime minister before he leaves office. Sobotka’s Social Democrats are running an uphill battle against their ruling coalition rivals, the ANO movement of billionaire Finance Minister Andrej Babis. In taking a page out of the Trump playbook, Babis' campaign is based on rooting out corruption and running the country like his business, an idea that resonates favorably with many voters.

Sobotka, who won the party’s leadership on Friday, argues that Babis dislikes democracy and has conflicts of interests. Zeman may favor Babis over Sobodka to form a new coalition government, if neither party wins a majority of parliamentary seats in October.

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knukles's picture

".... he was quoted as saying on CNN when asked about Punxsutawney Phil's influence upon the election".  Punxsutawney Phil was later heard mumbling something about; "We can do better."

Proctologist's picture

Was that before or after seeing the Russian shadow ;)?

mc888's picture

the only other contender for the presidency is businessman and writer Michal Horacek, who has launched a campaign with the slogan “We can do better.”


"Make the Czech Republic Suck Less"


CheapBastard's picture

How easy is it to relocate to Czech Republic?

Looks like my kind a place!

Can you imagine the influx of smart good people to a place where they have low tax, no crime, good food and beautiful women?! Czech needs to copy some of the Swiss model and grab those pharma companies and suck the good minds back to their country. I know two very bright czechs who moved from Czech R. to switzerland because of better pay.

Davy Crockett's picture

Punxsutawney Phil said that he would have more flexibility after Groundhogs Day.

Dead Canary's picture

Brexit, Frackoff, Italaleave and now Czechout.

I am more hopeful about the future than last year.

Oh yes. Let's not forget about Hollass!

eekastar's picture

"we can do better" 

I smell a rat/soros

Chupacabra-322's picture

@ BaBaBouy,

Agent Chupacabra-322 at your service.

flicker life's picture
flicker life (not verified) Chupacabra-322 Mar 12, 2017 6:32 PM

I'm making over $7k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. This is what I do...

SoilMyselfRotten's picture

Hope he gets 10% off all those folks he's being an agent for

onwisconsinbadger's picture

Invitation to a to US state dinner coming soon. Sad !!!!!

Pure Evil's picture

If you don't like it here you can always go join your fellow socialists in the utopia of Venezuela.

I hear Sweden is looking for new citizens, but of course you have to be a rapefugee to gain admittance.

We Are The Priests's picture

It's amazing what you can say when you have populus support and no real power.

bugs_'s picture

But NOT of Le Pen!  NEVER an agent of Le Pen!

stant's picture

Weponized autsim is spreading across the world thanks to Pepe team 6.all praise kek

Brazen Heist's picture

Thank you Mainstream Media, for helping us sharpen our mighty good bullshit sensors!

Mr. Crisp's picture

Can I donate to this guy?  Maybe vote for him by absentee ballot? Love a politician with a sense of humor.

SixIsNinE's picture

sorry - presstv  is as credible as veterans today.

wow, photo of trump with roy cohn.  

wasn't impressed.



now who was Fing with Donny's golf course ?



Privyet_Jet's picture

Czech your privilege 

A Nanny Moose's picture

Czech yo'self b4 you wreck yo'self.

mary mary's picture

Yaaaaay!  :-)  A man with the courage to say that the Emperors of the Media are wearing no clothes.  Thank you, sir!!!!

chairman mao's picture

Him and Trump had a very friendly call, haha

peippe's picture


those guys with a walking stick are always willy wonka hilarious....

maybe don't drink any prepared beverages for the rest of your life, 

to avoid the hilarious polonium poisoning.

: )

harrybrown's picture

did trump have talks with him during the US elections is the question

/ sarc

hooligan2009's picture

haha ..excellent - i like this guy ..woops..i guess that makes me a czech peasant.

exactly highlights the hysteria of the libtard press looking to ramp up ratings by telling lies about the world and creating wars with their hypocritic (not a typo) oaths .

the MSM hypocritic oath is to report the exact oppisite of the truth and reverse a position and report the opposite in a few months.

MsCreant's picture

So I see you Czeched yourself.

Brazen Heist's picture

Czech yourself before you wreck yourself!

hooligan2009's picture

lucky it wasn't the Pole prez or i'd really be bouncing around

One Ton Lady's picture


Ralph Nader said it best one time.   a while back 





got get down to it. soldiers of Yasgur's farm

should have been done long ago




when are we going to go do it?

Alananda's picture

This man probably told the truth. ALL IN for the NWO!!

Son of Captain Nemo's picture

"I am an agent of Israel, which I have been supporting all this time."...


A) He's a "fence sitter" that has nuclear material ready to go off "inside his own Country" if he doesn't do what George Soros tells him to do?... As we recall this guy who was worried about the same thing happening "in his own Country" a few years ago ( when Israel's embassy workers went on a Worldwide strike!!!!


B) He's a "bed wetter" with the most capable nuclear ballistic missiles pointed at his Country from the East that otherwise wouldn't be "pointed at him" if he didn't have NATO in his "neighborhood"!!!

If I were you Milos I'd be making friends with B) that has all your future energy and solvent banking needs because it's not in either you or your Country's interests to be threatened by Nation(s) to your West that are collectively $60 Trillion in debt with NO energy to control the more they attempt to obtain it through the use of FORCE by pretext(s) like this one (

By the way Milos...

After what Israel, U.K. and U.S. did to Ukraine 3 years ago you can forget about the notion that Israel is just going to abandon their joint "Wahabbi project" in their 68 year failed attempt to obtain more land and oil using the American whore to GET THE JOB DONE, and that Russia will simply welcome them with open arms!!!

Robert Trip's picture

Michael Jackson was refused entry into the Czech Republic to perform because he was, in their view, morally corrupt and Black.

My kind of people.

bankerssuck's picture

White is the new beautiful....... I love being white, and always right......

Black is the past beautiful.... LMFAO

See how stupid this all sounds.


SoDamnMad's picture

Gee,I was in Prague in 1996 or 97 when Michael performed and the city went nuts. We bailed early and were just outside the concert hall headed for the subway when the fireworks went off over our heads indicating the end of the show. That noise bounced off the narrow streets making it sound like a war zone.  Very nice city to visit then.

bankerssuck's picture

A good sense of humor by this politician,

that also smashes the msm back to its rat hole.


Martian Moon's picture

Derision is a powerful tool

The Left and Globalists use it all the time

The Donald has turned the table on them, others are following suit

Publicus's picture

All mass media are fake news. I trust 4chan more than all of the corporate mass media combined.

Northern Lights's picture

As my parents are from the Czech Republic, I was permitted by the Czech Government to obtain official Czech citizenship and a Czech passport 20 years ago.  Two years ago I renewed my papers and renewed my Czech Passport.

Initially I got it because I wanted to bypass any Visa issues using a Canadian passport whenever I decided to visit anywhere in Europe.  I was concerned with regards to all the muzzie invaders over the past 2 years, but seeing as the Czechs have been telling the European Union punters to stick those rapefugees up their asses and that the Czechs weren't going to recognize muzzlims as a religion, I've felt a whole lot better.  Good to have the passport now.  Just wish the economy would be better and maybe I could get a business set up there.  Oh, and I speak the language fluently.

Toshie's picture

Does that mean you hate Muslims ?

UnschooledAustrianEconomist's picture

Czech economy is by far the best of all the former soviet allies. And nearly muzzie free. One of the best place to be in Europe.

Greetings from its southern neighbor.

SoDamnMad's picture

A nice country to visit and should be a desired destination what with the rapugee crisis destroying what were normally the prime cities (Paris and much of France, Bonn and much of Germany, Stockholm and much of Sweden). Lots to do in Prague and the surrounding cities.

artichoke's picture

Western Europe's prominence is a historical aberration.  The cultural centers have always been in the east.  It's going back to that, apparently as western Europe is muzzified.