The Elite Are Prepped And Ready For The Economic Crisis

Tyler Durden's picture

The following is an interesting overview, via, of our current economic situation and the behavior of the elites going into the next stage of the collapse process.

As Alt-Market's Brandon Smith notes, take special note of the information on the abrupt decline in bank issued loans (debt); is it not rather coincidental that as the Federal Reserve presses forward with the interest rate hiking process that credit issuance suddenly freezes up?

This is what I have been warning about since last year, and now we are watching it unfold...

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TeamDepends's picture

Silly elites, you underestimated the power of the internet! We know who you are and will be waiting when you emerge from your doomsday bunkers. Oh yeah, we will have the documentation of all your misdeeds for the speedy trials.

MagicHandPuppet's picture

Never forget:  Every hidey hole needs one or two air intake vents to keep the elite cockroaches breathing.

I'll leave the rest to your imagination.

Luc X. Ifer's picture

Choose them as pee holes for few weeks before stuffing them with poo, make thier life there miserable before forcing them oit like the fox does to the badger:)

NidStyles's picture

You only need to know one word.




Luc X. Ifer's picture

If available around:) but for fun just stink them with urine for few weeks :) in my humble opinion only rotten eggs are worse :)

Mano-A-Mano's picture
Mano-A-Mano (not verified) stizazz Mar 15, 2017 2:26 AM

The ones who own the Fed and the US.

flicker life's picture
flicker life (not verified) Mano-A-Mano Mar 15, 2017 6:50 AM

I'm making over $7k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. This is what I do...

New_Meat's picture

Here we are, talking doomsday and MDB's bot comes up with this, yet again.  What is it called?  Tourette's syndrome?

Mr.BlingBling's picture

Rotten eggs? The worst???

Give me a dozen hot wings and a pitcher of PBR and you'll realize that rotten eggs are like the scent of jasmine wafting in through linen drapes on a warm springtime day.

SoDamnMad's picture

During war games in the 70's, the SF loved to hit us with CS gas which was against the rules. So when we caught them and they buttoned up in a M113

we would place a couple ammonia soaked santary napkins near the air vents and they would pop right out choking and swearing.  Worked wonders

Han Cholo's picture

Where are the International Space Station's "air intakes"??

Think a little more about it..

Misean's picture

CO2 Scrubbers, which need to be replaced. I suppose a hydroponic system could work better, but with out incoming supplies...and they need a power source, most of which require venting or surface emplacements. But if you can't find any just use thermite on the front door.

Peterman333's picture

They won't get out of them, once the massive techtonic shifts happen it will be their grave

CPL's picture

Don't need to wait for that, there's always rebar and cement to make sure they ain't comin back.  Leave little brass plaques in every rat hole that gets filled in with cement that reads: 'For the greater common good they gave their lives to make room for others'.

CPL's picture

No, make a hole and let them through. Let them lock the gates inside then roll in cement trucks and bricks the next day.  We brick them into the tombs they've dug.  Should make some of them happy, they all think they are pharaohs anyways.  Oblige them, no need to be impolite.

v76's picture

We have that info now and the plebs sheeple aren't starving and they still do nothing... wtf makes you think they will do anything ever.

Nothing has changed in 2000 years it is not going to change now or into our short future.... the sooner you idiots understand this the better for your own sakes.

Chupacabra-322's picture

@ buck,


Got Guns, food & water?

aloha_snakbar's picture

Dont waste time prepping: eat the elite.... I am thinking about writing a cookbook...

TeamDepends's picture

Y'all can do what you want but let the record show that we are not down with that (throws up in the mouth a little bit).

Implied Violins's picture

Yeah, I wouldn't touch them until they've been passed through rats first, and maybe not even until the cockroaches had a go at them. And even then, only if it's eat it or die.

Truther's picture

Rothschild on a skewer? or Yellen pan-fried?

aloha_snakbar's picture

Charcoal seared, some select spice... thats good eating right there...the good news is political idealogy does not seem to affect taste...

Luc X. Ifer's picture

The only way to eat these old farts is by mincing their meat and innards and boiling their bones and skin into base soup ...

New_Meat's picture

don't go there, even with long pork

GreatUncle's picture

Bait on a hook, shark or crocodile fishing, both are supposed to taste real good.

We do still got sharks and crocodiles right?

CHX13's picture

Spicy Bern@nk gulash? Grilled Dr@ghi ham ? Lettuce on a bed of sliced Jord@n ? 

Chupacabra-322's picture

Some "Sprit Cooking" sound about right. Just burn the Elite at the Stake.

aloha_snakbar's picture

Damn... I actually remember that TZ....

JuliaS's picture

Who'd want to eat these sacks of human excrement?! I propose fermenting them into ethanol, loading it onto one of them Buffet trains and letting it do loops until the thing derails and catches fire.

TeamDepends's picture

That's a fine idea, but rather costly and time consuming. How 'bout we designate one of the big Vegas casino's swimming pools as the Globalist Hunger Games Arena. We fill it with salt water, some hungry Great White sharks, some chum (Jon Corzine?), and see if our heroes can make it to the other side and freedom: "Swim Nancy Pelosi, you gassy pusbag, swi- oh!- WA Wa wa (game show loser music)

cbxer55's picture

Kind of like that old Ahnold movie The Running Man, only old geezers swimming with the sharks. I like it!  ;-)

Luc X. Ifer's picture

No need, chose any for pork recipes and just substitute the meat, mind the spices, they will be on the short side once SHTF, so stack black pepper galore :)

SgtShaftoe's picture

They don't know everything and they're already screwed. They are going to have serious problems. Most of them would be lucky to escape with their lives. Their souls are already forfeit.

shamus001's picture

Ol' Ackman lost 4 billion in oil trades... guess he wasn't "ELITE" enough to get the memo about "being ready"

Aquarius's picture

Please spare a moment of quiet contemplation:

We must pause and have a minute's silent prayer of thanks to the USA "leadership" that has sacrificed this once great Nation so that the rest of the World can progress into freedom. The USA has become the greatest martyr for the Freedom of Humanity.

As the FedRes destroys its nation's industries, employment, its currency, its credit rating, its integrity, it drives the USA and its people into a devolution of corruption and decadence; it makes a state of Grifters and sleaze street gangsters and a nation of muppets, game and fresh blood for the hunt, of all its peoples so that we may thrive and evolve. Never before in the written history of man has such human sacrifice and genocide been forth coming. This FedRes holocaust has taken much dedication and effort to bring into emergence whereas the Intellectual energies invested in this venture do great credit for those Institutions burnt to the ground for this magnificent end.

And the CIA / NSA and other "Ïntelligence"Agencies destroy USA Technology gains which have been, until now, unchallengeable; champions of the Epoch; Apple, IBM, Google to name a mere few - and Social Networks, are all being sacrificed to the greater good of global Humanity; such has been the state of USA advances in technolgy, leading the World; until now, to the USA, gutted; finished; a roasted bull.

While those dedicated and loyal political "leadership" of the USA, sell off their former Nation to the highest (any) bidder, foreign and otherwise, and kill off their future; their young and able, their nation's only resources, in a continuity of blood sacrifice on foreign shores. Where else to find such selfless piety to Humanity and its evolution; the advance and harmony for World Generation.

And the USA MSM owned by the CIA / NSA publish this Nation's sacrifice in fairy tale stories to deflect this National sacrifice so its peoples do not suffer in the knowledge of their own hard fate. Thier Destiny short lived by the hand of gracious USA "leadership". 

All hail the Martyr. Long live the USA

A silent Prayer, then, and a tear, as we say Goodbye - so as  to show our appreciation and thanks for such unselfish gesture on behalf of Humanity