The Elite Are Prepped And Ready For The Economic Crisis

Tyler Durden's picture

The following is an interesting overview, via, of our current economic situation and the behavior of the elites going into the next stage of the collapse process.

As Alt-Market's Brandon Smith notes, take special note of the information on the abrupt decline in bank issued loans (debt); is it not rather coincidental that as the Federal Reserve presses forward with the interest rate hiking process that credit issuance suddenly freezes up?

This is what I have been warning about since last year, and now we are watching it unfold...

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aloha_snakbar's picture

Dont waste time prepping: eat the elite.... I am thinking about writing a cookbook...

TeamDepends's picture

Y'all can do what you want but let the record show that we are not down with that (throws up in the mouth a little bit).

Implied Violins's picture

Yeah, I wouldn't touch them until they've been passed through rats first, and maybe not even until the cockroaches had a go at them. And even then, only if it's eat it or die.

Truther's picture

Rothschild on a skewer? or Yellen pan-fried?

aloha_snakbar's picture

Charcoal seared, some select spice... thats good eating right there...the good news is political idealogy does not seem to affect taste...

Luc X. Ifer's picture

The only way to eat these old farts is by mincing their meat and innards and boiling their bones and skin into base soup ...

New_Meat's picture

don't go there, even with long pork

GreatUncle's picture

Bait on a hook, shark or crocodile fishing, both are supposed to taste real good.

We do still got sharks and crocodiles right?

CHX13's picture

Spicy Bern@nk gulash? Grilled Dr@ghi ham ? Lettuce on a bed of sliced Jord@n ? 

Chupacabra-322's picture

Some "Sprit Cooking" sound about right. Just burn the Elite at the Stake.

aloha_snakbar's picture

Damn... I actually remember that TZ....

JuliaS's picture

Who'd want to eat these sacks of human excrement?! I propose fermenting them into ethanol, loading it onto one of them Buffet trains and letting it do loops until the thing derails and catches fire.

TeamDepends's picture

That's a fine idea, but rather costly and time consuming. How 'bout we designate one of the big Vegas casino's swimming pools as the Globalist Hunger Games Arena. We fill it with salt water, some hungry Great White sharks, some chum (Jon Corzine?), and see if our heroes can make it to the other side and freedom: "Swim Nancy Pelosi, you gassy pusbag, swi- oh!- WA Wa wa (game show loser music)

cbxer55's picture

Kind of like that old Ahnold movie The Running Man, only old geezers swimming with the sharks. I like it!  ;-)

Luc X. Ifer's picture

No need, chose any for pork recipes and just substitute the meat, mind the spices, they will be on the short side once SHTF, so stack black pepper galore :)

SgtShaftoe's picture

They don't know everything and they're already screwed. They are going to have serious problems. Most of them would be lucky to escape with their lives. Their souls are already forfeit.

shamus001's picture

Ol' Ackman lost 4 billion in oil trades... guess he wasn't "ELITE" enough to get the memo about "being ready"

Aquarius's picture

Please spare a moment of quiet contemplation:

We must pause and have a minute's silent prayer of thanks to the USA "leadership" that has sacrificed this once great Nation so that the rest of the World can progress into freedom. The USA has become the greatest martyr for the Freedom of Humanity.

As the FedRes destroys its nation's industries, employment, its currency, its credit rating, its integrity, it drives the USA and its people into a devolution of corruption and decadence; it makes a state of Grifters and sleaze street gangsters and a nation of muppets, game and fresh blood for the hunt, of all its peoples so that we may thrive and evolve. Never before in the written history of man has such human sacrifice and genocide been forth coming. This FedRes holocaust has taken much dedication and effort to bring into emergence whereas the Intellectual energies invested in this venture do great credit for those Institutions burnt to the ground for this magnificent end.

And the CIA / NSA and other "Ïntelligence"Agencies destroy USA Technology gains which have been, until now, unchallengeable; champions of the Epoch; Apple, IBM, Google to name a mere few - and Social Networks, are all being sacrificed to the greater good of global Humanity; such has been the state of USA advances in technolgy, leading the World; until now, to the USA, gutted; finished; a roasted bull.

While those dedicated and loyal political "leadership" of the USA, sell off their former Nation to the highest (any) bidder, foreign and otherwise, and kill off their future; their young and able, their nation's only resources, in a continuity of blood sacrifice on foreign shores. Where else to find such selfless piety to Humanity and its evolution; the advance and harmony for World Generation.

And the USA MSM owned by the CIA / NSA publish this Nation's sacrifice in fairy tale stories to deflect this National sacrifice so its peoples do not suffer in the knowledge of their own hard fate. Thier Destiny short lived by the hand of gracious USA "leadership". 

All hail the Martyr. Long live the USA

A silent Prayer, then, and a tear, as we say Goodbye - so as  to show our appreciation and thanks for such unselfish gesture on behalf of Humanity


desertboy's picture

now That's entertainment

European American's picture

Can we dispense with the term "Elite" when referring to these Vampires? It's getting annoying.

Fascal rascal's picture
Fascal rascal (not verified) European American Mar 14, 2017 11:21 PM

Your "jew power" hand is annoying.

But maybe you can suck the blood from a circumcised babies cock and feel better.

I hope YOU get herpes...

Sorry, the cough medicine tasted good..

European American's picture

Cough medicine? Is that tel aviv pedophile jargon that psycho's like you ingest before you ream innocent young boys. You're a Zionist sick-o. 4 weeks on ZH and you've got a lot to learn, troll.

(FYI: The hand with a wheel on the palm symbolises the Jain Vow of Ahimsa. The word in the middle is "Ahimsa". The wheel represents the dharmacakra which stands for the resolve to halt the cycle of reincarnation through relentless pursuit of truth and non-violence. Jainism is out of India, not Israel.)

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Fascal rascal (not verified) European American Mar 15, 2017 12:11 AM


Fascal rascal's picture
Fascal rascal (not verified) European American Mar 15, 2017 12:29 AM

Ha! Is that touchy subject for you?

Suck my balls Europeein.

Guessing you haven't bred yet.

Guessing you would have voted hilldog if you were allowed.

Your little picture still means what it means to me faggot.

Jew power. I've had enough.

I still hope you get herpes.

I'll be nice though, go fuck yourself you simpleton little faggot.

European American's picture

Working overtime in some basement in Tel Aviv "Fascal" the Zionist Pedophile Troll? The stench of Z-Jews like you is why it's hard to stomach even reading your words. We need to nuke Tel Aviv to rid us of the den of your vile kind.

galant's picture

Accepted dictionary  definitions of elite are:

A select group that is superior in terms of ability or qualities to the rest of a group or society

 The people who have the most wealth and status in a society : the most successful or powerful group of people

That's what the word means in precise English.

Whether it is the appropriate word to describe the 0.1 percent who control the United States, largely illegally, is a matter of opinion.

Like European American, I think not.

runningman18's picture


1. The belief that certain persons or members of certain groups deserve favored treatment by virtue of their superiority, as in intelligence, social standing, or wealth.


a. Behavior arising from or indicative of such a belief.   b. Control, rule, or domination by the members of an elite.

Don't play the dictionary game with me, fucker.  Unless you are a child you know that words in one society or another often have meanings and implications beyond their immediate dictionary definitions.  Or should we talk about the dictionary definition of "feminism"?

galant's picture

What I am saying is that the word elites does not fit in this context for me. Nor would I use it to describe the mafia leadership.

I have no problem with what the word means to you but you cannot change its worldwide accepted definition.

I’m too old for Wittgensein’s language games and you’re welcome to say black is white. I can’t be bothered with infantile ad hominem insults either.



hvl626's picture

Interesting article on "who" they are---and the means by

which they have embezzled their way to where they are: . A FACE FOR THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT


stant's picture

I hear they bought up all the good porn to stock their bunkers

Snaffew's picture

the kind of porn they brought up is universally illegal---

cbxer55's picture

No need to buy it anyway, when it's available for free on De Webs. Of course, everything may be down when TSHTF, so it'll have to be your imagination.

Dildocks's picture

So, a gold commercial, got it.

Dragon HAwk's picture

One plugged toilet and no plumber to call. Fresh food gone in 2 weeks. my God the Horrors, Clean Sheets once  a Month, Gasp


sinbad2's picture

There is an old British movie, "The Admirable Crichton"

Crichton is the butler to a British Earl and his family. They get shipwrecked on a desert island, and because Crichton is the only one with any real world skills, he ends up in charge, and the Earl serving him.

Yen Cross's picture

  WTF is elite?  Is Michael Moore "elite", because he has a few bux?


sinbad2's picture

Well you could call them aristocrats, the master race, or just plain master, but whatever you call them, they call you serfs or slaves, or deplorables.