EICHENWALD’S REVENGE: Man Who Sent Him Seizure Inducing Tweet Arrested By FBI

The_Real_Fly's picture

Several months ago, after Einchenwald performed miserably during a Tucker Carlson debate, a troll on Twitter sent him a strobe tweet, which then actually caused Kurt to have a fucking seizure.

At the time I thought it was hilarious, not because having seizures or causing them is funny, but because in order to activate the deadly strobe tweet that was sent to Kurt, he had to have clicked on the image to activate it. In other words, stupid Kurt gave himself a seizure.

But now the fun is over and the twitter prankster is likely going to prison, alongside another 40 people who thought it was funny to tweet strobe causing images to people who are prone to getting them. Trolls BTFO.

When will you fuckers realize that the social media ghettos are nothing more than honey pots? I strongly advise that you start hanging out more on sites like Zerohedge, who don't give a shit about strobe causing GIFs, in favor of 'send a tweet, go to prison' Twitter.

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cookies anyone's picture

cuck, soft squishy cuck

American Snipper's picture

Where is the fucking tweet?????? I want to see how crazy I get!

Tonkin _Gulf_Yacht_Club's picture


Ancient Aztec death symbol -- causes death within the year if gazed upon. Too bad if you looked.

The_Real_Fly's picture

Click on link in story. I viewed tweet and did not like it at all. Made me want to call the FBI to arrest myself for doing it.

Sledge-hammer's picture
Sledge-hammer (not verified) Mar 18, 2017 4:20 PM

Jewgle just announced a plan to censor searches. Twitter's homo CEO already has his fag platform censored.  The Jew Matrix has turbo-charged its agenda to destroy our Constitutional rights.  The FBI and DOJ have been infiltrated by jews, minorities, and SJW from Obama's tenure.  This episode sounds like a story from The Onion.  If it is a true story, we are fully in Bizarro World.  For all of you sensitive snow-flake SWPL Eloi jew-lovers, wake-up and unplug.

Synoia's picture

Jew know what you are writing about, or do jew do it because jew are or racist, or because jew think it a jewmendously funny?

Hammer of Light's picture

I hate to say it, but now I'm starting to understand why they've been hunted throughout history and exterminated. I don't agree with killing anything nor anyone, however, our survival as a nation and species is being threatened from an insidious enemy that works to dominate and subvert us all under their control.

The only good enemy, is a dead enemy.

The Art of War, Sun Tzu -

The main tenet... Know your enemy.

oldguyonBMXbike's picture

I agree. I've never hated anyone based on race or religion, but the older I get the more I think Hitler was right.

Hammer of Light's picture

I hate no person because of their skin color, race or religion, period. But when a person or state acts as an enemy does, no matter who or what race religion or creed you are, you're done harshly. Israel is exceedingly dangerous and the Rothschild proxy state has proven to be a very serious internal enemy of the US. Tens of millions of us know they were involved in NIN11, the entire media is owned by them and all the Rothschild central banks and federal reserve.

You are defined by your actions, they have worked to undermine and destroy my nation and weaken it while murdering thousands on NIN11... I say we nuke the living shit out of Tel Aviv and turn it into a parking lot. Chosen people my ass! America comes first to me, not Israel the proxy state of the Rothschild's who should be eradicated off this planet permanently in my view.

I say nuke the shit outta those cocksuckin murderous bastards for their role in NIN11. They're an infection and disease upon our earth and have worked for thousands of years to undermine and destroy every people, every nation and everywhere of every millenium. I say we have a final get off my planet war and rid these fuckers once and for all for what they did and are now doing. RACE  - RELIGION - COLOR - has got not a damn thing to do with it.

Terminate those criminal murdering greedy money changers once and for all. I say do it, they gotta go, at least the greatest evil will be gone along with many of their adversaries. They are an enemy of humanity and have proven themselves to be exactly that.

WHEN the info comes out from Wiki VERY soon on their involvment in NIN11 like many military/ex as myself and intel know for a fact they were in it, PUSH THE BUTTON MAKE THEM GONE!

FreddieX's picture

Another knave:


An error made by a Sputnik News editor has revealed shocking information that US intelligence agencies may actively be trying to manipulate the presidential election, while also spying on Sputnik’s staff of US citizens.

[In early August], a 29-year-old American writer and editor for Sputnik News was duped by a viral — but out-of-context — screenshot from the WikiLeaks release of Hillary Clinton campaign chairman John Podesta’s emails. The screenshot contained an excerpt from a story on Benghazi by Newsweek columnist Kurt Eichenwald, misattributed to Hillary Clinton’s long time confidante Sidney Blumenthal. The Sputnik writer, Bill Moran, jumped on what he thought was a scoop, and published an article based on the misattribution.
By the time the story was pulled, however, the same viral tweet had made its way to someone in Donald Trump’s campaign, and the candidate quoted the screenshot at a rally that day in Pennsylvania, claiming that Blumenthal himself acknowledged Clinton’s culpability for the 2012 attack on the US embassy in Benghazi.

This perfect storm of human error resulted in a new Newsweek piece by Eichenwald, pushing a massive conspiracy theory and accusing Sputnik News — and therefore the “Russians” — of working with the Trump campaign. The story was dramatically headlined, “Dear Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin: I Am Not Sidney Blumenthal.”


Eichenwald urged Moran in an email not to go public — even offering to get him a job at the New Republic to buy his silence. Even more frightening however, the Newsweek columnist and Vanity Fair editor asserted that his conspiracy theory, which was false, came from US Intelligence officials.

“You need to ask yourself — how does someone like me who is deeply wired into the intelligence community know so fast that you had posted this? It’s not like I was sitting around reading Sputnik. Others are though, and they are not reading it 24-hours a day in real time for the purpose of keeping abreast of the news.”

It appears that Eichenwald is stating that the US Intelligence community immediately fed him this story to push a false conspiracy theory, linking Trump and the evil Russians.

The lengthy email continues on to warn Moran that Sputnik’s US writers — American journalists — are being investigated by intelligence divisions of the FBI.

“I guarantee you one thing: there is already a file on you in one of the security intelligence divisions of the FBI,” Eichenwald wrote. “You have been playing in a sandbox surrounded by very large, and mostly unseen, players, engaged in games you don’t recognize.”

“There are some things I know but I can’t tell you, but what I will say is that, as far as American intelligence agencies are concerned, the event involving this manipulated document is far from over,” he continued. “America is in the middle of a large-scale cyberwar with Russia; if you don’t know this, you need to read the coverage of what is going on, including the statements from the White House.”


deoxy's picture

Castro used political prisoners for food tasters. Maybe Kurt needs a twitter taster.

Hammer of Light's picture


Eichenwald you sickening little pussy maggot yew, oh ho man you make me want to vomit! Instead of our FBI going after the Clintons who are murdering pedophile rapists drug running sex traffickers, they go after and imprison a TWEETER? I cannot even believe this is real.

Dear FBI - if it were up to me, you'd lose Quantico instantly, your asses would be defunded and handed signs on the way out the door of the soon to be demolished and dropped LIKE BUILDING FUCKING 7 Style FBI Headquarters with a tin cup and sent to the nearest highway exit. (see Larry "pull it" Silverstein another terrorist JEW for answers in a legitimate investigation) The sign in your hands would read  - WILL WORK FOR FOOD!

I can't believe how disturbing and sick this nations mental health is. You FBI are the worst lying seditious traitorous losers in the history of so called security ranked second only to the NSA and the murder factory of CIA who are tied for the ultimate in deceptions. You should all be kicked in your loser, lying  disgusting asses OUT.


Come on reset, it is definitely time to purge all of these people in every facet of government and start over. This story is surreal especially when the likes of the BUSHES who absafuckinglutely did NIN11 are allowed still keep breathing.

FBI - I hope a plane crashes into your building and then it mysteriously drops (1 kiloton Davy Crockett W-54 that turns your building to ash in your basement) (WTC 1 and 2 ring a bell?), dust and shards... just like the Daddy Bush planned it for 01 and in 1993 where you fuckers were involved in WTC1 but got away with that one too!!! However in 01, you sickening do nothing bastards certainly got the effect you were looking for by dropping 3 as in fucking THREE skyscrapers with only TWO fucking airplanes and now hand us this Orwellian shit. Eichenwald deserves to get his PEDOPHILE YEW dick kicked in the dirt for being such a liberal Yew fucking pussy.

The FBI no longer serves anything legitimate that much is clear there COMEY. If any of you in FBI had any self respect left instead of your desire to keep your greasy shill paychecks that we the people pay for your utter sham of INTENTIONAL ineptitude, coverups and subversion, you'd turn in your badges and find work as honest citizens.

You people are the lowest of the low and you have truly hit yet another bottom... or is it that you're only true performance is just skidding along the bottom?

Hey Kurt - TAKE YOUR PEDOPHILE LITTLE BOY LOVING ASS BACK TO YOUR DISEASED YEW ISRAEL AND DO US ALL A FAVOR you sniveling pussy! Imagine this Kurt, you running naked backwards through a field of fatted dicks! Does that trigger you there Kurt?

This citizen is so ashamed of what our nations apparatus have become is sickens me to my core.

oldguyonBMXbike's picture

Hey now, I'm one of those 40. I'm hoping to be a part of history with this monumental nonsense and the resulting lawsuits. I'm thinking about calling up the Feds directly to get this ball rolling.

Dildocks's picture

Glad the FBI could take time away from covering up their own sedition to solve this crime of the century. Eichenwald, like most leftists, when you scratch the surface, is mentally ill. His seizures are symptomatic of a wider brain disorder. His career, like his mind, is in a downward spiral. Highlights.com has a greater readership than Newsweek. The end of the line, Kurt. On a two-day drinking bender? You're in distress, Kurt. You know what you are, Kurt. You know better than anyone, Kurt. You know you're a sick man. You're life is worthless. Follow your impulses, Kurt. Kill yourself. Do it. You know better than anyone else it's the right thing to do. Kill yourself. Relieve the pain, Kurt. Do it now. Kill yourself, Kurt. Kill yourself. Be free of this. Kill yourself. Do it. Kill yourself. Kurt, do it now. Kill yourself. Kurt, do it now.

Gnostech's picture

Let's not forget that this jew freak is also a pedophile, he got out of sending money to an underaged boy for porn because it was for "Research purposes". Yeah, sure. 


Also he admitted that he had been up for two days straight and had been drinking - the combination of those two is almost bound to give someone a seziure if they're prone.

Farmer Joe in Brooklyn's picture

He spent $2k on child porn site for "research"....totally innocent masturbation sessions with a 14yo boy....


In a just world, he would be in jail and not running around trying to destroy the first amendment. 

I honestly hope he dies a horrible death. He's on "the list" of people who need to be dealt with when this whole shitshow finally breaks...

Yaspar's picture

Alcohol and lack of sleep are two big seizure triggers.  Chances are that will be part of the tweeter's defence.

What's with the "jew" crack?  Hate your betters?

Mazzy's picture

The jewish brain and pedophilia go hand in hand.  Why else would they so readily promote homosexuality and teenage (or even pre-teen) promiscuity via their media productions, especially music and television.

In a normal, healthy culture Ariana Grande & Nicki Menaj would not have the song they have on the radio stuck on repeat ever 45 minutes on some stations.  Lyrics, messaging....it shapes culture.

The jewish people want our culture to hold nothing sacred, they want us goy to have a "tolerant", "accepting" attitude as if to say "it's all good" when in fact....it all isn't good. 


Just look at the subtelties of these lyrics: Don't listen to your friends when they tell you a man is a turd, spend the night and day with him and then start "walking side to side". 

"These friends keep talkin' way too much
Say I should give him up
Can't hear them, no, 'cause I..."

'Cause I know you got a bad reputation
Doesn't matter, 'cause you give me temptation
And we don't gotta think 'bout nothin' ('bout nothin')

Yep, don't THINK at all, just give into your impulses.

"'Cause tonight I'm making deals with the devil
And I know it's gonna get me in trouble
Just as long as you know you got me"

It gets worse.  Wrist Icicle?  Look that one up on UrbanDictionary.

And to think that 9 year olds are listening to these lyrics on the radio:

"This the new style with the fresh type of flow
Wrist icicle, ride dick bicycle
Come true yo, get you this type of blow
If you wanna Minaj I got a tricycle" (3 at once?, subtle connotations of pedophilia?)

This is just one song people.  Do you think these "artists" are writing the lyrics....or forces far more sinister?

oldguyonBMXbike's picture

The Talmud says raping children is no big deal. It's like a finger in the eye, a few tears and all is good.  That's what the Talmud says.

dogismycopilot's picture

i wonder if a muzzle flash would give him a seizure?

Hammer of Light's picture

The suspense is killing me... I hope it won't last!

Dildocks's picture

Happily, the seizure would be a secondary concern at that point.

DirtySanchez's picture

Does his bird brain still seize if a rag headed muslim cuts his ugly jew head off, to flop around in the dirt?

I'd like to know.

American Snipper's picture

Not one link to the famous gif??? Who has one to post?

mary mary's picture

"Finkle is Eichenwald!  Eichenwald is Finkle!  Eichenwald is a man!  Oh my God!  Eichenwald is a man!"

Elco the Constitutionalist's picture
Elco the Constitutionalist (not verified) Mar 17, 2017 8:58 PM

Only a Jew could get people arrested for this. Kikes do not belong in America.

Vigilante's picture

Also, I wonder if the Feds would have taken action if E. wasn't a Jew

FredFlintstone's picture

I am sure glad they are getting dangerous people off the streets. Now that they got that done they can focus on Hillary and the Clinton Foundation.

mrdenis's picture

I just had a lucghing seizure reading this ,,,,,,,

Barney Fife's picture

LMAO. I can just imagine seeing Eichenwald flopping around the floor like a netted tuna on the deck of a fishing trawler. 

Sledge-hammer's picture
Sledge-hammer (not verified) Mar 17, 2017 4:52 PM

Is this for real or an Onion story?  If it is real, is the FBI now working for skeezy, lying, leftist jews? (I know a bit redundant).

Koba the Dread's picture

Who did you think the FBI was working for? You?


SgtShaftoe's picture

Sure, agreed but don't you think Zerohedge should implement TLS?

Bubbette's picture

Send him the brown note.

----_-'s picture
----_- (not verified) Mar 17, 2017 4:09 PM

eichenwald never had a seizure.



anyway the man who has sent him the blinky picture deserves a pulitzer prize

Stay Frosty's picture

Einchenwald is a hapless dork. The exchange in question is best viewed via You Can't Cuck the Tuck.


TePikoElPozo's picture

getting arrested ain't shit

i use to do it all the time back in my youth


you pussy generations need to grow a pair

if i was the one that got arrested, i'd find this jew and show him what an assault really looks like


you fucken pussies need a good grabbing

oldguyonBMXbike's picture

I agree. If this cuck gets off on kiddie porn and ruining people's lives then someone needs to do the world a favor.

BigJim's picture

OMG you are like so MANLY!

Donald - welcome to Zero hedge!

atthelake's picture

Did anyone see him have the seizure? Or are we taking his word?

oldguyonBMXbike's picture

It's like #Pizzagate where James Alefantis said  he isn't running a child trafficking ring and the media declared it case closed.

Pork Rind's picture

The Jewish newsweek editor Eichenwald claimed that Trump had spent time in a mental institution in the 1990's. Tucker Carlson asked Eichenwald for evidence, but Eichenwald could not provide any evidence. Afterwards, the Jew Eichenwald tweeted about being attacked by white supremicists. This was all reported on ZeroHedge. Trump's FBI investigates Trump's allies, while continuing to allow Jews to slander and threaten the US President. Just yesterday, Adam Pally, an actor on the Fox TV show, "Making History", said he'd like to go back in time to assassinate Hitler and Donald Trump. Adam Pally is a Jew, Pallie is how the racist Jews refer to the Palestinians, it is a racial slur. And when Adam Pally was challenged on twitter, the Jew Adam Pally began whining about anti-semitism. Why aren't these murderous, white-hating racist jews being investigated by Trump's FBI. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DbOgYIeIY8

Solomonpal's picture

Were any Eichenwalds in Buchenwald?

Pork Rind's picture

Pally is one slimy Jew. What Adam Pally did is important. Pally with his insulting name is on Fox, his game is to push the jew-loving US Conservatives into war with Israel's enemies. But neocon Jew Pally slipped up when he showed his hatred of US Whites. Neocon Jew strategy is to attach themselves to the US whites to push them into war. So showing hatred of whites is a mistake. Every now and then, these Jews will show their true colors. Needless to say, Fox News will ignore this story because it does not advance their agenda.

pherron2's picture

I'm sure it's difficult for them to be ingraciating, having the certain knowlege that goy are rightfully their chattel. Such disdain is impossible to repress indefinately.

Chandos's picture

Eichenwald....Your garden variety 'vindictive Jew'..

slyder wood's picture

"I cry out in pain as I strike you"

hooligan2009's picture

eichenwalds face triggers a nervous tic in my neighbors left eye - i better rush over and get him to sue eichenwald