FBI Director Comey Unexpectedly Shows Up At The White House

Tyler Durden's picture

Update: as Reuters' Steve Holland reports, the reason Comey is at the White House is for "a routine interagency meeting," per WH official.

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And as CNBC adds, around 3pm ET, Comey departed the White House after his unannounced visit.

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ABC's Jennfier Hasler reports that FBI Director James Comey is at The White House and has had no response from either The FBI or White House as to why..

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Interesting timing no doubt after Nunes' press conference this morning...

"The lack of a leak investigation is quite concerning. We need to make sure that these leaks are being tracked down...There are just questions that we have for Dir. Comey and Adm. Rogers probably that they couldn't answer in a public setting..."

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Dr. Engali's picture

Comey...., You're Fired!

Syrin's picture

This fucker laundered MILLIONS of dollars for the Clintons when he was at HSBC.   Same thing with Lynch.   Why in the FUCK is this guy not i prison, not to mention gainfully employed?

Looney's picture

 

James Comey is about to unleash his Secret Weapon - a big red clown nose and lots of Helium in his lungs.  ;-)

Looney

knukles's picture

He's meetiung with Ivanka, silly, to fill Mrs C's new gown orders for 2017 and 18

Shitonya Serfs's picture

He's coming to find a computer or blackberry the tar baby left behind.

CuttingEdge's picture

Resigning before he gets the bullet for being chief guardian of the swamp...

BaBaBouy's picture

Apprentice Rerun ...

Or ...

Bringing the evidence on Omaba Wiretaps ???

FrozenGoodz's picture

Uhh Donald ... there's no easy way to tell you this ...

 

Life comeys at you fast

Rich Stoehner's picture

That comment is double plus good.

froze25's picture

The plot thickens, like too much corn starch in egg-drop soup.

wren's picture

Whatever it is, it should be good! Will he come out in one piece or will we see his head roll down the stairs out front?

Luc X. Ifer's picture

I know it sounds too good to be true, however, what if he comes out with Don's signature approving Clinton's and/or Obama's investigation?

Got The Wrong No's picture

In return for an immunity deal for himself. Game over.

EscapeKey's picture

merely there to talk about the grandkids

 

TwelveOhOne's picture

One can purchase immunity here in this mortal coil.  I'm not too much concerned about what he manages to purchase.  Comeuppance happens, hopefully here so one can repent.

froze25's picture

Unannounced visits that are a regular occurrence? Seems like a contradictory statement.

HopefulCynical's picture

Comey: "President Trump, I'd really like to do the right thing, but I have to ask you first: Can you protect me from suicide?"

SWRichmond's picture

Lubyanka you son of a bitch

wren's picture

Froze25, what are you talking about? I stop by the White House and kick it all the time. Don't you?

PrayingMantis's picture

... Comey Chameleon was seen on all fours begging for mercy ..

JRobby's picture

Comey is meat

Birds circling..........

gladih8r's picture

I hope Comey brought ass lube with him. 

It won't hurt as much when Donald shoves all his cell phones and tablets up Comey's ass, along with possibly some broken pieces of seldom used whitehouse furniture.

Victory_Garden's picture

"watch this!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmCxB7aAY48

 

BOOM!

Another strike at the lies and illusionology spits of babylon's whores by the Power Of Truth. By the Power of God(Love).

Everybody knows what is real, true, and what is not. Everybody...is sick and farkin tired of this shit show.

THE PEOPLE WHO LOVE GOD AND COUNTRY WANT TO SEE ARRESTS...NOW!!!

ARREST ALL THESE SKUMBAGS FROM HELL THAT ARE PERPETUATING THESE LIES AND YELLOW JOURNALISM HORSEWASH STORIES ABOUT RUSSIA THIS, AND RUSSIA THAT. THE TRUTH IS, THE BABYLONIANS KNOWN BY THE REPREHENSIBLE PERSISTENCE TO PUSH THE INSANITY OF SATAN'S/LUCIFER'S UP IS DOWN AND BLACK IS WHITE AND 2+2=33.9 ON PEOPLE WHO SEE THROUGH THE IDIOTIC AND JUVENILE AT BEST ANTICS OF THESE ARSEHOLES WHO WARE ASSHATS, IS WELL KNOWN AND SEEN EASILY FOR WHAT IT IS. EVIL!

RIP OFF THE MASKS...END THE CHARADES NOW.

THE JUSTICE THAT IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE POOR PEOPLE...IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR THESE RETARDS FROM HELL WHO THINK THEY ARE ABOVE THE POOR PEOPLES LAW. IMPRISON ALL OF THEM...NOW...JUST LIKE IT HAPPENS TO REAL INNOCENT PEOPLE EVERY DAY.

 

When ziopigs create multi-level distractions du jour...isreal is about to do another flase flag event.

 

FRIDAY NIGHT RAMPING TOWARDS A FREAKY WEEKEND.

 

GOT BBQ?

JRobby's picture

Great link!!!

That guy is hard core! I like it!

Comey is meat. Birds circling...........

Peacefulwarrior's picture

If he is still employed after the meeting, Trump may finally have the drop on him...

Chump's picture

He'd have to resign.  The FBI director serves a 10-year term and Comey is 3 years into his term.

yrad's picture

Was he carrying a card board box?

NumNutt's picture

LOL that comment made me almost spill my beer...almost...

Rich Stoehner's picture

Every time I spill my beer it's because I'm driving too fast.

Billy the Poet's picture

Once I fell asleep while driving but that was nothing compared to the time I woke up driving.

Nobody For President's picture

You lads are in fine form this morning.

LyLo's picture

At the end of the day, this stuff is like 90% of why I come here.  No other site has half the sense of humor of the lowly ZH commentariat. 

stormsailor's picture

man, back many years ago, i was sleep deprived for months and had to drive a couple of hundred miles starting at o'dark thirty.  just as the sun came up i remember driving through a town with a sharp turn in the road. 

 

next thing i remember, i woke up sitting at a stop light in heavy traffic in a larger town about 30 miles down the road.  freaked me out

froze25's picture

Wow dude you blacked out while driving, scary shit.

stormsailor's picture

it was surreal,  i was on a dual lane road about 3 cars back. truck in the right gear sitting at the red light.  i was sleep driving

Nobody For President's picture

'Bout 15 years ago I was on 800 mg a day of Ibuprophen (Doctor's orders double the 'recommended' dosage) for a screwed up shoulder (finally had surgery to get right). Started to town down our 8 tenths of a mile steep downhill gravel road to the county road. Very next thing, I'm 1/2 mile from town - down the gravel road and 3 miles on the curvy paved county road.

Absolutly no memory between those two points.

Figured I didn't teleport, stopped, got out of car and walked around, drove back home.

Was not stoned or drinking. Only time this has ever happened, but really weird and scary - though I have fell asleep driving once, woke up when I went off the road.

Have never taken Ibu again...

My son is flat allergic to IBU after a high dose regime - doctor's orders -  due to a sports injury; but he just gets sick, doesn't get the surreal blackouts.

 

 

Got The Wrong No's picture

Once I was driving and I woke up in a space ship naked being abused by this thing. It was sooo ugly I had to keep my eyes closed. But then it started to feel good. I had sex with it for 3 day straight. I'm still there. 

Got The Wrong No's picture

Could someone tell my wife I'm not coming back. Thanks 

stormsailor's picture

sure man, she's coming over to blow me later.

Sweet Chicken's picture

I'm dying over here from this chain of comments. +1 to all of you! 

Bigly's picture

No problem. Just your typical alien abduction.  You will be ok. Until the chip in your neck is activated, that is.

;)

Arrow4Truth's picture

 Bartender... I want what he's having.

StychoKiller's picture

"When I die I want to die in my sleep, like my 80-year-old grandpa, not yelling and screaming like his passengers!"

TheMeatTrapper's picture

Trump: "Goddammit get that little bitch Comey over here now!!!!!"

Oh to be a fly on the wall....

onewayticket2's picture

"Was he carrying a card board box?"

 

...all we need is Richard and Sal kissing in the background and the picture will be complete.

Logan 5's picture

Trump's gonna hand him a 'pinKo slip'

Got The Wrong No's picture

William Banzai are you listening?