Caught On Video: Mass Panic Strikes Bellagio As Robbers In Pig Masks Open Fire Inside Rolex Store

Tyler Durden's picture

Mass panic struck the Bellagio early this morning as three pig-masked, armed robbers decided to try to knock off the Rolex store just as a bunch of drunk guests were stumbling home from their night of general debauchery.  Luckily, the dulled senses of these plastered guests allowed them the courage to film the whole scene rather than duck for cover so we're able to present the whole dumbed-down version of an Ocean's Eleven remake in real time.

According to media reports, at least three people entered the Rolex store inside the Bellagio in the wee hours of Saturday morning.  The robbers apparently used sledgehammers to break through the glass entrance of the store.  While initial reports indicated that shots were fired, police subsequently confirmed those reports to be false.

The whole scene was captured on video here:

 

Meanwhile, rather than hide, Kira decided to snap some pics of the robbery for Twitter and even took the time to include all the relevant hashtags...well done, Kira.

And this was the scene outside as police swarmed the casino:

 

Per the USA Today, the incident happened shortly before 3 AM Vegas time.

The incident happened shortly before 3 a.m. local time, and witnesses told police the men smashed the store's windows to get inside, the Las Vegas Sun reported.

 

Las Vegas police confirmed a robbery occurred, saying three people were involved and one was taken into custody.

Bellagio

 

Meanwhile, unlike Kira, JillyJill at least decided to duck under a table before live-tweeting the robbery...way to play it safe, JillyJill.

JillyJill

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Tim Knight from Slope of Hope's picture

Bulls make money. Bears make money. And pigs knock off Rolex stores.

Countrybunkererd's picture

yep.  what do you do with a rolex without the authenticity cert?

Looney's picture

 

Pigs got a bad rep. They can be weaponized – just paradrop a few hundred fat-ass pigs into Raqqa or Mosul and see how fast them terriss run out of there.  ;-)

Looney

XqWretch's picture

Theres plenty of weaponized pigs right here in the US of A. They can be found in their natural environments likes donut shops or busy shooting unarmed teenagers, beating old ladies to death, etc.

Lorca's Novena's picture

Dindu Pigs? 

 

"He a gud piggy he no squeel he dindu nuffin"

MANvsMACHINE's picture

The Bellagio has a great breakfast buffet where they will be serving extra bacon.

tmosley's picture

For anyone who ever thought robbing a casino was a good idea, first watch this clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-EGKuotUMw

And then realize you are not Danny Fucking Ocean.

Automatic Choke's picture

Bellagio.   huh.    i'm a local, never go near the casinos except when friends visit.

A couple years ago, a couple friends in town wanted to see "O", the big Cirque show at Bellagio.  We got tix, dressed up, drove down to the strip and waded through the casino to get to the show.  We had about a 20 min wait before they'd let us in, so I offered to go get a round of drinks for the four of us.  Order was:   One G&T, 2 glasses white wine, one club soda.   Bar bill?   $95.

 

RichardParker's picture

Last time I was there, I parked my ass at the nickel slots, got liquered up on free drinks and gave the waitresses a decent tips. 

Went through a few rolls of nickels tho.  LOL

land_of_the_few's picture

Some of the best food I ever tasted was in a casino. High class reminiscent of older, better times, made properly with care and really nice ingredients. Of course you still needed to be wary of losing your shirt afterwards once you get back into the main halls, but surely the danger/entertainment factor is why half the people visit anyway :D

FatTony7915726's picture

We know the 3 guys in pig masks weren't muslim! 

JuliaS's picture

When the police arrived to apprehend the criminals, they couldn't tell them apart.

S Spade's picture

gotta counter the weaponized punks in the hood, course you go ahead and condemn the lot of policemen for a handful that got it wrong...i don't know how they do it in the big city, dealing with the dregs of society day after day.  hopefully one day they'll pull out of your neighborhood, nothing worse than ingrates.

 

XqWretch's picture

Cops don't come to my neighborhood. We police ourselves. Fuck cops

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

I didn't see any lipstick so the pigs weren't working for Yellen.

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

I was wondering if New_Meat would show up and share his (her?) perspective.

New_Meat's picture

these are obvious imposters.  You can tell even without the lipstick

rehypothecator's picture

You forge the authenticity cert, duh.

dogismycopilot's picture

Rolex has a database of all stolen Rolexes reported to them. If the watch is brought in for service and comes up as stolen you will never see your Rolex again. In a case like this you would also receive a visit from LV police.

QuantumEasing's picture

"It's ok, everybody, they were just filming Oceans 14!"

junction's picture

Darn! You mean I can't sell now the Rolex I bought on Canal Street 20 years ago?

Raffie's picture

QUICK!

To Craigslist or Ebay to get then new watches at a big discount.

Conax's picture

In Philadelphia it's worth

50 bucks.

Wulfkind's picture

Rolex ?   Pffft.

Now...Patek Phillipe....yeah...that would have been a heist.

yogibear's picture

Just a matter of time until the kidnappings of richer people occur.

 

HRClinton's picture

Long more and more starving pigs going Full Feral.

Short Law & Order, until there is open demand for it, and we get Martial Law. Martial Law and Big League changes.

All brought to you by the same people who brought you the Income Tax Act and the Fed in 1913, WW1 in 1914, the Bolshevik Revolution, the Depresssion, WW2, etc.: Globalists. 

GUS100CORRINA's picture

I wonder if one of the masked PIGs was George Clooney?

Anarchyteez's picture

That asshole doesn't need the mask.

JuliaS's picture

If they were to wear Hillary masks, they would've been acquitted.

Fuckin Floyd's picture

Homie don't do Timex

A. Boaty's picture

Mossad did it. Don't let the pigs fool you.

Grumbleduke's picture

america,

where people have guns to defend themselves and their property...

and their republic!

and.

and...

and.. 

 

XqWretch's picture

One of those pigs was definitely a chick, see that dainty run from the last one out of the store?

Wulfkind's picture

After Kailyn Jenner.....who can tell anymore ?

"Dude Looked Like a Lady"

Joe Sichs Pach's picture

I believe you mean Bruce Jenner.

Wulfkind's picture

"Bruce is not home right now.  Please leave a message at the tone and his assistant Kaitlyn will return your call as soon as possible."

Anarchyteez's picture

They will soon learn you don't rip off casinos.

MANvsMACHINE's picture

Yes but the Rolex store is privately owned. Unless this was used as a diversion from something else that was being done simultaneously.