An Analysis of the Trump-Bartiromo Exchange Which Involved President XI, Chocolate Cake and Missile Strikes

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When I saw the Fox Business interview with Maria Bartiromo and Donald Trump, I was perplexed by what I had just bored witness to. It's not every day that you get to sit on the precipice of world war, and rarely do you get to see an interview as bizarre as this one. First, go watch the exchange and then come back for proper analysis.

BARTIROMO: When you were with the president of China, you're launching these military strikes.

So, he decided to attack Syria with Russia in it during dinner time with President Xi. Was this happenstance or by design? I'm thinking design.

BARTIROMO: Was that planned?
How did that come about that it's happening right then, because right there, you're saying a reminder, here's who the superpower in the world is, right?
TRUMP: You have no idea how many people want to hear the answer to this. I have had — I have watched speculation for three days now on what that was like (INAUDIBLE).

What the fuck is going on with Maria Bartiromo here? Is this merely the case of a woman being attracted to an alpha male, in this case bombing the shit out of evil doers? Notice how Trump didn't answer whether he planned to bomb over dinner or not? That's because he planned it.
Trump's answer was boastful -- elated to share the gossip with a fellow conservatard.
"Now for dessert, the President would like to inform you of war."

BARTIROMO: When did you tell him?
TRUMP: But I'll tell you (INAUDIBLE)...

Wow, what the fuck is going on here? Maria practically jumped out of her seat upon learning that he'd share the gosp.

BARTIROMO: Before dessert or what?
TRUMP: But I will tell you, only because you've treated me so good for so long, I have to (INAUDIBLE) right?

Trump decides to reward her for good behavior. Here it comes.

I was sitting at the table. We had finished dinner. We're now having dessert. And we had the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you've ever seen and President Xi was enjoying it.
And I was given the message from the generals that the ships are locked and loaded, what do you do?
And we made a determination to do it, so the missiles were on the way. And I said, Mr. President, let me explain something to you. This was during dessert.
We've just fired 59 missiles, all of which hit, by the way, unbelievable, from, you know, hundreds of miles away, all of which hit, amazing.
BARTIROMO: Unmanned?

What the fuck did I just read? Is there anything more gluttonous than bombing a country over dinner whilst eating chocolate cake? The decadence of that moment must've been surreal. As you could see by the facial expressions of Bartiromo, she was definitely envisioning herself in the ornate room with President Trump and Xi -- devouring the rich, velvety, creamy, chocolate cake --  brimming with hedonism -- relishing the idea of killing people solely for the purpose of expressing power.

TRUMP: It's so incredible. It's brilliant. It's genius. Our technology, our equipment, is better than anybody by a factor of five. I mean look, we have, in terms of technology, nobody can even come close to competing.
Now we're going to start getting it, because, you know, the military has been cut back and depleted so badly by the past administration and by the war in Iraq, which was another disaster.
So what happens is I said we've just launched 59 missiles heading to Iraq and I wanted you to know this. And he was eating his cake. And he was silent.

Ooh, the intrigue. Plus one for Maria for reminding Trump on who he bombed. And a bigly shout out to President Trump for finding out the mathematical advantage that we have over our adversaries.
"We are better than thou by a factor of thrice. Good day to you Sir."

TRUMP: Yes. Heading toward Syria. In other words, we've just launched 59 missiles heading toward Syria. And I want you to know that, because I didn't want him to go home. We were almost finished. It was a full day in Palm Beach. We're almost finished and I — what does he do, finish his dessert and go home and then they say, you know, the guy you just had dinner with just attacked a country?
BARTIROMO: How did he react?

Again, giddy, the two of them were enjoying a moment as if they were sharing a secret in the privacy of their upper library --domiciled in the eastern wing of their palatial estates. Trump dropped the bomb on Xi, while eating chocolate cake, fattened up by all of the excesses the Mar a Lago staff had prepared for the men.

TRUMP: So he paused for 10 seconds and then he asked the interpreter to please say it again. I didn't think that was a good sign.

(nervous) What will he say? Will he get up, say 'fuck you' and declare war, or finish his cake and agree to wanton hostilities with other super nuclear powers?

And he said to me, anybody that uses gases — you could almost say or anything else — but anybody that was so brutal and uses gases to do that young children and babies, it's OK.
BARTIROMO: He agreed.
TRUMP:He was OK with it. He was OK.

Whew, thank God President Xi is against using 'gasses' on babies, otherwise that course might've ended a bit awkward.
In short, the President exerted his muscles, knocked out a Syrian military airbase for a few hours, risked WW3 with Russia, and got to enjoy the very best chocolate cake with the President of China. Everyone won.


Not everyone agreed that Trump's dinnertime war announcement was the best moment in American diplomacy.

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SubjectivObject's picture

I apologize for not having the guts to watch it with the sound on.

Knowing the context though, the visual impressions were absolutely disturbing.

SubjectivObject's picture

Wait for it.

What with all the animosity he is attracting from his former base, and as it gets more intensive going forward, we can anticipate what presidential prerogatives he will execise to silence them.

SubjectivObject's picture

Let's get the nomenclature together here:

Trojan Whorse

Lost in translation's picture

Remember Invasion of the Body Snatchers with Donald Sutherland?

I'm beginning to think something along those lines has happened to Trump.

yttirum's picture

Beautiful story, Trumpo. Orange is the new "twisted fuck." 

I guess we can concur that your Goldman Sachs cabinet is your direct reflection, now.

4D or whatever D chess my ass.


Hey, Steve Pieczenic, drop the hammer, man. Fuck this. We'll get it figured out by the people.

SubjectivObject's picture

He's got a cabinet fulla squid.

ZRizzo's picture

Donald, Hillary, Bartiromo and kissinger at the Jesuit dinner promoting the NWO:

Order thru chaos candidate selected by the .000001% - Stay tuned!

Aristofani's picture

Marie Antoninette is looking more human. She really wanted all the people to eat cake, not shit, like these creepoids.

Vilfredo Pareto's picture

Fortunately I have never listened to Trump nor gone to one of his campaign rallies.  Otherwise it would have been hard to vote for him lol.


This small snippet was TMI lol.  A manchild is our president.  At least I get to keep my guns, not have my taxes raised, and the border gets under better control.   I didn't expect a whole lot more but there is always hope.


An AWB or capacity limit is a confiscation for anyone who wants to try "dey iznt cuming fer yur gunz, redneck" lol

Son of Loki's picture

I feel like Trump is dragging me down the aisle while I scream "NO!, NO!" like that guy on United.

I can understand why Trump no longer holds ralleys...he knows people might Boo! him.

aloha_snakbar's picture

I did not vote for Trump(or at all actually) but would have, only because there was no one else. But GOOD this the same guy I saw campaigning last year? The guy seems, now, like a complete and total the crazy and deranged Uncle that everyone avoids at family functions during the holidays...

jmack's picture

    There are no repercussions for lying to get an office, or to pass a law....  It would be insulting to think that Americans cannot think for themselves when it comes to voting for a president.... Therefore the lies they are told are of no consequence... unlike needing to be an "accredited investor" to be able to use a hedge fund, or fraud when corporations engage in false advertising, or having to get a license to clip nails, lest you defraud an unsuspecting public, or the litany of consumer protection laws, boards and panels.



      But our democracy is too precious to hold politicians accountable for the lies they tell to get elected, can you imagine the chaos????

jmack's picture

no shit, thats what i was wondering.

Flankspeed60's picture

I'm thinking Bannon and Conway should both quietly sneak out the back door and leave no forwarding address, while they still have some sanity and integrity left. I voted for Mr. Orange, and I don't regret it, given the choices. I had high hopes but low expectations, so I'm not heavily invested. But now, I have to withdraw from this clusterf*k for the sake of my own sanity. Grandkids, self-improvement, and bug-out refurbishment move back to the top of the list.

Vilfredo Pareto's picture



What will be will be.

Shemp 4 Victory's picture

Maria looks like she left a big wet spot on the chair. Probably had to peel her off of it.

Overall a nauseatingly lurid display.

Vilfredo Pareto's picture

I believe it was napoleon who said power is the greatest aphrodisiac.


And nothing exudes power like an imperial presidency and a military strike.

Jimmy Jimmereeno's picture

I could have posted way higher in the thread but your comment caused me to place it here. 

Completely agree w/ your "wet spot" observation.  Maybe you don't remember it or are too young to have seen it but Baritromo's almost orgiastic response to Trump at the beginning of the video is just like Barbara Walters having a near orgasm while interviewing General Norman Swarzkopf during the 1990s "Gulf War".  Walters showed the general's combat quarters - cot included with bedding so tight that you could have bounced a quarter off of it - and she probably would have, maybe did, given the guy a blowjob off camera.  No different with the "money honey". 

Have they no shame?  No, they have no shame.

Cabreado's picture

This is the rise of the (pathologically) Self-Absorbed to a critical mass of places of influence and control.

Cabreado's picture

Analyzing chaos, trying to, or pretending to -- by definition, there are problems with that. 

new game's picture

the tyme has come...

Thom Paine's picture

Xi and Putin looking at Trump as though he is a little kid with big toys.

Vilfredo Pareto's picture

Yeah.  Trump is trying the Kim Jong Un strategy.


Or maybe that really is Trump lol.  That is a scary thought.  

cashtoash's picture

Bombs flying..missiles going by dozens at a time..back to good old days..Merida great again.  We are winning. Is mission accomplished yet?  Someone get that banner to hang in the white house lawn

Neochrome's picture

Clearly the thing that impressed him the most was a chocolate cake, it was the story centerpiece, the rest was incidental. 

God help us all, he is a moron...

Cabreado's picture

If you're going to arrive at a theory, and even call it "clearly," I find it interesting that you left out the possibility that Trump "clearly" saw the whole scene as absurd.

Who are you people who pretend to have a direct connection to others' brains?

Reaper's picture

Donald lied.  59 missiles did not hit target.  Xi lost face for his own safety, by agreeing with Donald.  A rational leader/person would be incensed by Donald's arrogant display over a trapped dinner guest.

rex-lacrymarum's picture

This thing about face is an extremely important point. It was the first thing that came to my mind when I realized the attack had coincided with the Xi dinner. 

And I would add something here: this is not going to be forgiven or forgotten. Revenge will come, in some shape or form... it may take a while, but I'm convinced it will happen. 

Laughing.Man's picture

Thanks for the link.  I still don't understand how Xi lost face.  How was Xi life at risk?

Reaper's picture

Xi was forced to respond to a question with a submissive answer, in front of his wife and then proclaimed to the world.

Megalomania has consequences.

Rjh's picture

Who said 59 didn't hit? The Russians? lol good one

joeyman9's picture

Just look at the runway, which wasn't even hit.  Even the areas hit didn't seem to be on the receiving end of 59 thousand pounds of explosives (each warhead had a 1000 pounds of explosive).

not dead yet's picture

Trump bragging about how much better US technology is and less than half the missiles hit their targets. Yet the Russians did a barrage cruise missile strike from small ships, ships that the US thought impossible to launch from until the Russians did it, from the Caspian Sea with almost 100% of them hitting their targets. Quite often Russia sends their big bombers from Russia itself to launch cruise missiles into Syria and we have yet to hear of any of them missing their targets as the US media would gleefully point out if they missed. When the Obominater claimed the Russians were wildly bombing and missing their targets the US military praised the Russian pilots for their skill and accuracy.

With the way things have gone since the "gas attack" I don't believe that Trump has gone to the dark side or is under the influence of whoever. I think we all got played for suckers and we are now seeing the real Trump as he is doing an about face on many of the promises he made to get elected. He threw us a few bones in the beginning with us joyusly claiming we are winning. So now we are headed for WW3 and a carbon tax and Trump has taken the shackles off the banks and financial crooks and emasculating what little privacy we had on the net. No need to get depressed about how we voted as Hillary and The Donald turned out to be one and the same with the Donald being more entertaining.

We should have known something was up when Trump put hardline warmongers like Mattis and McMaster and others like them into major positions. Our military spending is obscene yet we didn't bat an eye when Trump claimed the military was cut to the bone at over $600 billion and wants to give them $40 billion more. We thought he was draining the EPA and State Department swamps which he did a tiny bit only to get more money for war. Not all military spending is done through the military budget. For instance the reactors on the nuke ships are under the Department of Energy. The Department of Veterans Affairs is seperate and has a budget of around $160 to $180 billion. One guy added up all the military spending from all government agencies and claimed it's over $1 trillion a year. Yet that's not enough. During the Iraq war the military complained about how they were stretched thin. Yet what they don't tell you is that quite a few of those troops sent to Iraq were were ill trained and ill equiped National Guard units. Even the military wouldn't waste their best on Iraq.


Krungle's picture

The uncratered runway and the planes that were on the tarmac unharmed? Or maybe the undetonated warheads that wound up in Syrian villages? 6 old MIGs and a dozen casualties doesn't really suggest there were 59 hits. Also, are you a grown up adult seriously suggesting that the US hasn't engaged in lying pretty much all the time since always? Next thing you're going to tell all of us that ISIS/White Helmet videos of idiots with no gloves handling kids covered in "sarin" and re-enacting scenes from Pulp Fiction by jamming adrenaline syringes into the sternums of little babies is definitive proof of a chemical weapon attack. 

VWAndy's picture

 Whats up with the Stefan picture in this?

VWAndy's picture

 I think Stefan is great. He did a piece on sophistry that was top notch not long ago.

DuneCreature's picture

Yep, the "beautiful piece of chocolate cake" was the last straw for me too.

The man is WAAAAY crazier than I am and I'm as crazy as you can be and still get to walk around in public.

Either the CIA has Trump on drugs or they have us all on veterinary strength mind numbing meds to help us put up with this shitshow.

Look up in the sky! .. It's a bird! .... It's a plane! .. No! It's a fucking Chemtrail!

Has anyone checked Trump for a pulse lately?

Live Hard, Chemtails, I Keep Wandering Around In My Head About Chemtales, Those Damn Chemnails, What ARE They Doing Up There With Those Chemmails, ... WAIT! That's It! It's Sky Writing And The Aliens Are Trying To Tell Us Not To Fall For The Trump Trick. He's a Hologram, Just Like On 911, Damn!, Die Free

Raging Debate's picture

Xi asked Trump about his Peking Duck which it seemed he enjoyed thoroughly then they argued the which was better, apple pie or wantons and that winner of the debate would then control the world reserve currency. Meanwhile the rest of the world was fapping off to the lunacy and other lunacies. The end. 

Shemp 4 Victory's picture


Either the CIA has Trump on drugs or they have us all on veterinary strength mind numbing meds to help us put up with this shitshow.

I think he was probably even higher than this:

DuneCreature's picture

Mr Cash was a true pioneer or 'test pilot' as I like to be called myself.

But yes, the elite are not like us peasents in meanie ways.

Or as Clif says,
"These people (TPTB) are wackos. .. They're batshit. ..They're crazy. They don't behave like normal regular humans. People at the top are pedophiles. .. Many of them are being blackmailed. ........Probably most of them at the top are constantly stoned out of their minds on bazaar drugs we've never even heard of. ... Annnnd that's our world." ~ Clif High at

In short, we are not really dealing with rational human beings so who knows if we can stop them.

Live Hard, Cold Turkey Detox May Be The Only Way To Save Planet Earth, Die Free

~ DC 5.0

SixIsNinE's picture

Dune, he was just inspired by Brian Williams fawning over the Tomahawks...

meme magic, don'tcha know... it's Beautiful...

chemtrails, get 'em today - Haaarvard says they're going to start spraying us in EARNEST, starting NOW.

go look it up - Haaarvard GeoEngineering program ...

you thought we were getting sprayed heavily before, just you wait and see !

memories of the sunshine will be distant, and children will wonder what the hell you talkin' bout Boy!

DuneCreature's picture

Yea, so I heard. ... Boy, am I going to have fun making some smug bastards eat some "OH NO, THEY'RE NOT!" crow.

Live Hard, You Have To Be Drain Bamaged To Not See Chemsnail Trucks In The Skis, Die Free

~ DC 5.0

Rjh's picture

You, sir, have obviously never really enjoyed a piece of chocolate cake. You fucking doom and gloom libertarian faggots are all the same; can't even let a man talk about really enjoying a fucking piece of chocolate cake.