The Candidate vs. The President

Bruno de Landevoisin's picture


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TRUMP The Candidate  vs. TRUMP The President

Build That Wall --- No Wall in Sight

Lock Her Up --- Still at Large

No Foreign Entanglements --- Tomahawks Launched

Repeal Obamacare --- Obamacare Remains

Lower Taxes --- No Tax Plan  

Import Tax --- None Proposed

NATO Sucks --- NATO Great

Russia Rapprochement --- Piss on Putin

Drain The Swamp --- Dove into the Deep End

Dump Yellen --- Jellen with Yellen




Difference between Hillary and Donald --- Hair Coloring Highlights





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Goibhniu's picture

Never vote Democrat or Republican again. Never bother to vote again. Count me out as a supporting cast member, this movie sucks.

allthegoodnamesaretaken's picture

At least I don't have to watch Alex Jones anymore, I can read the future now and it don't look good.  Depopulation, back on track.  Wars and rumors of wars.  Chem-trails, vaccines and flouride in the water.  Kill, whitey.  you know, the usual.

wwxx's picture

>>>>>>>>>> I did this turncoat gig, because of a string of bets at FoXx entertainment.

>>>>>>> I did this turncoat gig, to get the official camoflage commanderNchief hat.

wwxx's picture

Nov 9, 2016 - As a candidate, Donald Trump vowed to dismantle some of ... The hiring freeze is one concrete federal workforce proposal Trump committed to in writing.



williambanzai7's picture

Just wait until next time, we're gonna show em next time right George?
Of Flies and Men

Lies All Lies's picture


Wow! What a bunch of turn-coats you are!

Trumpy is your hero one minute and worse than Hitler the next..

Z'hers = a bunch of pussies.. correction:  ignorant & stupid pussies.

What did you think he was going to do, in a nasty, putrid world (man-made BTW. Nothing wrong with the world except (most) of its inhabitants. That’s you, probably, being Americans and full of shit)

Trump is a fighter, but clever with it. He also fights dirty, but he’s fighting for you, you ignorant dead-heads.

Seems to me he’s  got China covered & on-side, that mad Korean man-child scared out of his wits and Putin  nodding and playing the long game, as always.

And all because he made a statement with 59 largely ineffectual missiles that killed almost no-one and did relatively little damage.

And you crowd weep like babies off the tit.

Shame on you.


(but then, you are in the ‘Fight Club’.. LOL!!!) 

Wulfkind's picture

If you had done your homework instead of being seduced by a third rate real estate scam artist huckster like some late night infomercial salesman you would have never voted for this utter piece of shit of humanity.

I know....I know....."what choice did we have.....Hillary?"    No.....just don't vote.  Opt out of the American delusion altogether.  The country is done.  It's not America anymore.  It's a gulag run by elites and banksters and we are just the slaves on their plantation.

But speaking of Hitlery.  At least if we had got her....we would have known going in what kind of evil neo-con she was.  Trump led you down the primrose path of hope.  Thought you would have learned your lesson by now about "Hope and Change" from Bathhouse Barry.

But keep on voting....see how that works out for ya.

new game's picture

i am starting to think the no vote party has a chance at being the silent third party.

this simple action measures discontent very accuratly and should worry anyone involved in the two party tyranny.

at least we still have a choice to not vote. lol

Thom Paine's picture

No Bannon, no Trump.

Trump just becomes a neocon deep state stuffed shirt, dragged around by the nose by Kushner.

Kushner must laugh his head off at his idiot father-in-law.

Thom Paine's picture

Trump is the deep states / neocons useful fool right now.

They will use Trump to push their agenda as hard as the can, and when the time comes, set him up via leaks for impeachment.  Enter POTUS Pence, and normal service is resumed.

The idea of the outside candidate destroyed for ever, the Washington Swamp model accepted as the proper govt model.

And to do this they will make sure they publicly humiliate Trump at that time.

Somebody noted earlier that CIA Director Pompoe briefed Trump that Syria was not responsible for the gassing. Yet Trump still ordered an attack on a sovereign country, which is a declaration of war, for the sake of his own image?  

One day we might see this pulled before Senate intelligence committee and upon this revelation Trump would be on very soft ground.

coltek's picture

Fool me once...


I lived in the US for 15 years - I should have known better!


I left when I realised that America is not a dreamland - It is a fucking nightmare!!

Knave Dave's picture

Love it. So true. So sad. So fast!

DirtySanchez's picture

I voted for Trump, not the jews at goldman ball sacks, ivanka and her israeli husband.

The moment Bannon is shown the door is the exact moment of certainty that Trump believes he can count on the establishment as his base.

He will likely be impeached and imprisoned by those snake charmers.

Lynn Trainor's picture

We vote again in 4 years.

Wulfkind's picture

You are a prime example of the Idiocracy of America.

"We vote again in 4 years." you fuck up the country again.  Look forward to it.

WernerHeisenberg's picture

I hope not!  If the elections of the past 53 years have not convinced you that voting is hopeless, I despair.  Noboy ever voted themselves out of slavery.  I would rather that none of the current governments are left standing long before 2020.  The tree of liberty is dying of thirst.

PitBullsRule's picture

Looks like the deplorables are pouting!  They got screwed AGAIN!  I guess thats why they're deplorable.

Trump is the man!  You losers were wrong at heart, but you elected the best guy, BY MISTAKE!

Congratulations on that, doesn't matter if you did it with dumb luck, you still did it.

mavenson's picture

So... how do you revolt when they have everyone surveiled? Carrier Pigeons it's that simple.

new game's picture

i like smoke signals. where there is smoke there is action...


conraddobler's picture

Won't get fooled again.

Knave Dave's picture

You probably will. You got fooled this time and had plenty of warning that Trump was a Trojan horse. You also had George Bush to learn from with his trickle-down economics -- twice -- and Trump told you in advance that trickle-down economics was his best plan. All just more of the same. Endlessly more of the same.

PitBullsRule's picture

Unless you run across another guy with 3 walnut shells and a pea.

Skateboarder's picture

Bruno, cool to see you around again.

The left vs. right rhymes seem like a perfect lyrics for a kickass thrash song, like Municipal Waste's Born to Party.

I'll see if my homie wants to record something out of it.

Bruno de Landevoisin's picture

Kind of you to say Skate

I was thinking Bobby Dylan might do something with it............

joego1's picture

Hail to  Cheetus Trumpus Discustus!


Cheeto War Swamp monster

Never One Roach's picture

Bend over American middle class.....we've been sodomized again!

Bruno de Landevoisin's picture

The one and only Tim Knight.   Residing at the celebrated

Who's better than you?

dcmbuffy's picture

im a "little" worried about trump and really really worried about all the other crazy bastards running our world!!!! 

soyungato's picture

He has, unfortunately, become the head of the snake.

Reaper's picture

Jungle survival: Quickly as you discover a wrong choice; flee.

Non-Corporate Entity's picture

You seem like a guy who enjoys those quick 6 move checkmate games that you're not actually involved in. Am I wrong? Time for you to exit The Matrix.

koan's picture

They all do this, look at Obama's "hope n change", hell Bill Clinton did more to hurt this country than Bush did.
They all do it, no one gets in that seat without being completely corrupt, liars and murderers everyone of them.

gregga777's picture

Voting is a fool's errand.  The only choices ever offered are between a LYING Criminal Dimmo-Marxist Party political parasite and a LYING Criminal Repussican Party political parasite.  It doesn't matter what the political parasites SAY they are going to do.  The only thing that matters is what they actually do.  The Criminal Crony Capitalist CONporations own the Criminal Uni-Party political parasites lock, stock and barrel.  They keep them fat, dumb and happy with copious bribery and it works every time.




gregga777's picture

President Jared Kushner's 2016 election campaign motto dreamed up by his spokesman, crypto-Jew Donald Trump:

MAGA: Make Apartheid (Israel) Great Again!!!



Neochrome's picture

They are not currency manipulators.

WTFUD's picture

Time for Trump's Base ( or now baseless ) to march on DC. It's disgusting that he's blatantly SHIT on EVERY PROMISE he's made within a few short months.

Free Hillary.

acett's picture

Something I keep in mind to keep the politics amusing, this is just like the Harlem Globetrotters and the Washington Capitols. Both the Democrats and Republicans are paid from the same paymaster. It doesn't matter who wins, as long as the show goes on. Both Obama and Trump promised and end to war. We get continuous wars. 

I like a quote from Mark Twain " If voting made any difference, it would be illegal."

What are you going to do about it?


Mustafa Kemal's picture

" " If voting made any difference, it would be illegal."

I thought that was attributed to Emma Goldman, although I have heard she never really said it.

Bruno de Landevoisin's picture


Real leadership only emerges after the deluge.................shouldn't be much longer now.

thunderchief's picture

There are only two words you need now to pin down the Donald.

Leaderless and incompetent. 

FoggyWorld's picture

But the overpowering question is WHY has Trump turned his back so quickly against the people who put him in office?   Never seen anything like what is going on and for the life of me, I cannot figure out WHY.

Wulfkind's picture

He's a marketer.  He knows how to sell the sizzle on a shit piece of meat.

That's real estate in a nutshell.   The ultimate game of finding the greater fool.

He sold you and America the sizzle.  Now you get the REAL piece of shit cut of meat.

Enjoy the meal.

new game's picture

two party tyranny. plan whatever is violent and bloody or moar of the same.

that is reality in your face. instead of brittan it is dc. simple shit when all the layers of bullshit are peeled off.

sorry for not making it as easy as an app on the phone...

Bruno de Landevoisin's picture


Le Pen is the last hope............Go Marine!

new game's picture

le pen in hand, no, no- roll out 1789 hardware and tour de france...

i would blind date her at a wedding chapel. luv her to pieces...


VWAndy's picture

 Pandering jackwads. Its all for show folks. Sorry.

  So whats plan B ?