Trump Issues China Ultimatum: Fix North Korea Now Or We Will

Tyler Durden's picture

With all eyes back on Syria this morning, President Trump stepped up his rhetoric in the other looming war he is involved in. Implying an ultimatum, he warned China...

While China has 'warned' North Korea, we suspect they will not like the optics of doing it at the behest of the US president.


Trump then added, seemingly pacifying the other quagmire...

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Anarchyteez's picture

Oh shit. I'm starting to believe Nostradamus.

Looney's picture


I voted for Trump, ‘cause I thought he was selling King Crabs.

How the fuck did I end up with… umm… Pubic Crabs?  ;-)


BaBaBouy's picture

WOW, he's Stacking on the Pounds...

the phantom's picture

Merica!  Sweet Jesus Trump is so embarassing.  This brash and self congratulatory hubris does nothing but make him look like a buffoon.  You are not at a WWE event anymore Donnie... stop acting like a village idiot.

wildbad's picture

chinese man lose face bigly

fuck it..let it ride Donald!

FrozenGoodz's picture

I have more confidence in Casey Anthony running a daycare at this point

fx's picture

...U.S.A.!! We are. so. strong! We are. the. champs!!
Uh, Uh, Uh... Uh,uh, uh...!!

NoDecaf's picture

We all know how this ends, right?

It ends with Melania eating a cyanide pill and Donnie blowing his brains out in a bunker.


Mountainview's picture

Donald is in the swamp now, up to upper rim of under lip...

SgtShaftoe's picture

With the entire place covered with scratch and sniff Chloroform wallpaper.

Manthong's picture

I am all for fixing problems but I think Trump will learn the hard way that ultimatums are not the best diplomacy tools.

wildbad's picture

then again..ultimatums can work. who know what they have agreed behind the scenes with yummy chocolate cake. yesterday china said the same thing.


GraveDancer's picture
The Road to World War III: Can the Dark forces of anti-Freedom trump Humanity? Kindle Edition

BrownCoat's picture

Nothing has worked in regards to North Korea for 15 years. 

iampreparedru's picture

Right so why keep doing the same thing?


Oh yea 


 get paid a lot, free travel and a fat pension to do nothing but talk. 

Defiated's picture

which reminds me of the old 'chessnut'


"somewhere out there,.... there's a village lookin' for an ididot"

earleflorida's picture

guy just can't handle the job of politics

gone full retard as far as i'm concerned

his gambling on ny real estate was fine,.. but he's gambling on americas future

yemen, syria, nk, and now afghanistan...

threatening china... and spitting at russia won't help this buffon

god... i hope steve bannon tells the guy and jew`boy kush & jew friends to fuck off, and goes back to living his life.

steve-- if your listening, get out now... because this guy is gonna self`destruct

chimchim's picture

Just don't go and let your wife get the upper hand on this one, all out-a-control and everything.
There's lots of ways to get those little buggers.

Looney's picture


It ain’t that bad. It gives me an excuse to keep scratching my balls.

I wanna order a T-shirt “Got Crabs?”  ;-)


neutrino3's picture

Sorry sir, you have been totally, utterly, out-most, horrendously politically incorrect with that "he has pubic crabs".

It should be expressed with moar sense for tact. More like "He has cockroaches in the basement/roofroom" ... or "We came, we saw, he died" ... or "I bombed some folks over some gyuuuuuutiful cake".

Fuck ... some competition for top proverb is going on.

ZH Snob's picture

trump's got the madman thing down.  everyone knows he's got an itchy finger.

Crash Overide's picture

China knows if the US goes into North Korea they will keep military presence like they have everywhere else they war with.

The last thing China wants is a US military base on it's border, for this reason it is in China's best interest to take care of the crazy fat kid.

ZH Snob's picture

I don't mind down votes, but for those of you who've never heard of it, the madman theory came about in the Nixon admininstration: you get the enemy off-balance and tentative to try anything, fearing you are crazy enough drop the bomb.

Giant Meteor's picture

Thanks ZH Snob. I only upvote, so here is to you !

Plus, I love little tidbits like this. Brings it right back, you know?

Happy days, I miss that Tricky Dick Nixon feller

abyssinian's picture

How about issue another order to block refugess and repeal Obamacare? or tax reform?   total useless in every front now telling China what to do? hahaha

how about send more missiles to hit nothing and waste more tax payers money.  then fly to Florida for couple rounds of golf and egg hunt for easter! lol what a joke.  But still better than Killary... 

SallySnyd's picture

Here is an in depth look at North Korea’s latest game-changing ballistic missile:

While it still hasn't developed a missile industry that is capable of producing large numbers of weapons, it certainly appears that North Korea ‘s missile industry is becoming increasingly efficient.

Ricki13th's picture

Quick look over there at NK and not the clusterfuck going on in Syria.

Dr. Engali's picture

What an idiot. He ends his tweet with a U.S.A chant.

NugginFuts's picture

pandering to his base. Of course, he could simplify that to "'Murica!"

LetThemEatRand's picture

I'm choosing to look at the bright side that he's not ending his tweets with "America, fuck yeah!"

Dr. Engali's picture

I wish to God he would. That would be the icing on the cake for this joke of an administration.

IridiumRebel's picture


NugginFuts's picture

I'm choosing to look at the bright side that he's not ending his tweets with "America, fuck yeah!"


dark fiber's picture

He has no base.  Not anymore.

Countrybunkererd's picture

Bingo.  I wanted him to drain the swamp.  I even suggested that DC be burned down, in that regard, he might get it but i didn't think that it would mean burning everything else to the ground in the process.  I am officially out.  hat tip to HH, you were right.  Having faith in man is rather pointless anyhooo.

NugginFuts's picture

then who are these idiots I see supporting him all the time on Facebook? 

abyssinian's picture

"idiots" no need for reasoning

serotonindumptruck's picture

You ever been around a group of drunken strangers when they start that USA, USA, USA chant?

It's literally cringeworthy and terrifying all at the same time.

Defiated's picture

Been watching too much American/International Sports again!!!

NugginFuts's picture

Does Good Friday come with mushroom clouds?

Come, friends, let's celebrate the Resurrection with the death of millions! It's what Jesus would do.

TalkToLind's picture

Trump now realizes that the swamp is actually a clear, wilderness lake which feeds a crisp, cool mountain stream. And those who still wish him to drain it are the worst type of terrorists! 

FreeShitter's picture

Is Ivanka tweeting this shit?

TheMagician's picture

That war whore is even crazier than her dad. You just wait and see. 

nathan1234's picture

Of course.

Shit tweets shit

A. Boaty's picture

Fearless Leader sounds like previous Fearless Leaders. Both sides need a crisis in N.K. to distract from structural financial weakness.

nachochan's picture

Donald you need to look in the mirror you're the one who needs to come to your own senses on this one.

You cant bomb the most nuclear armed country in the worlds ally and then tweet that everything is ok.