James Comey Learned He Was Fired From A TV News Report, Thought It Was A Joke

Tyler Durden's picture

According to the NYT's Michael Schmidt, today's termination of James Comey was not an impromptu event: the "WH and DOJ had been working on firing Comey since at least last week. Sessions had been working to come up with reasons." Still, only a handful of people got a heads up: Trump called Senators Lindsey Graham (R) and Diane Feinstein (D) before breaking the news. They are the top Republican and Democrat on the Senate committee running the Russia probe.

He did not, however, tell Comey, who according to the NYT, learned he was unemployed by hearing it on the TV.

Comey, who is three years into a 10-year term at the helm of the F.B.I., learned from news reports that he had been fired while addressing bureau employees in Los Angeles. While Mr. Comey spoke, television screens in the background began flashing the news. Shortly after, a letter was delivered to F.B.I. Headquarters in Washington.

Adding to the humiliationin his first reaction, Comey laughed, saying he thought it was a fairly funny prank. Then his staff started scurrying around in the background and told Mr. Comey that he should step into a nearby office.

Mr. Comey stopped addressing the group. He proceeded to shake hands with the employees he had been speaking to. Then he stepped into a side office, where he confirmed that he had been fired. At that point, he had not heard from the White House.


Mr. Comey’s day had begun in Florida, where he spoke to a group of police officers. He then flew to Los Angeles, where he was also scheduled to speak at a diversity meeting.

At the same time, Keith Schiller, the director of Oval Office operations at the White House, hand delivered a letter from Trump to Comey informing him of his firing late Tuesday afternoon. But Comey was not there to receive it.

In his letter, the president said he was dismissing Comey because it was time for a “new beginning” at the nation’s “crown jewel of law enforcement.”

“While I greatly appreciate you informing me, on three separate occasions, that I am not under investigation, I nevertheless concur with the judgment of the Department of Justice that you are not able to lead the Bureau," Trump wrote.  The recipient of the letter would be on the other end of the country at that moment.

Meanwhile, in a separate NBC report, a senior FBI official said they "had no idea this was coming. They are in shock there."

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VinceFostersGhost's picture



Sooooooo goooooood!!!!

AldousHuxley's picture

Trump called Senators Lindsey Graham (R) and Diane Feinstein (D) before breaking the news. 


They are ex-anti-Trump congress representing military industrial complex.

Trump sold out. Russia is enemy again. War will be funded with your tax dollars and your children's.

Definitely Kushner's influence.

tmosley's picture

I know none of you can see this, but I am playing the world's smallest violin for him

It is sandwiched firmly between my cock and my balls as I shake back and forth with much mirth and laughter.

Shemp 4 Victory's picture


While Mr. Comey spoke, television screens in the background began flashing the news.

...so he probably thought it wasn't true.

Ms. Erable's picture

I'm calling bullshit on this one; Comey has been full of shit on every other count, so why believe him now?

Chupacabra-322's picture

@ Ms,

I don't. Never did. Guys a Criminal accessory.

Much satisfaction knowing that guy probably won't sleep tonight.

Not long now before the Clinton "Wet Work" Minions get to him.


Where's Anthony's Lap Tap?

What was in it James?

Chupacabra-322's picture

Pedophilia is the last gate to go through to get accepted into the satanic ruling cult. It's the threat of exposure that is the fear glue that keeps it all going. If one goes down, they all go down. Which is why there is no effort by the feral bureau of investigation to bust the pedo ring with regard to the Global Elite.

It's a Global Massive Sex Compromised Intelligence Operation ring run out of the Deep State headquartered in Israel by the ZioNeoConFascist.?

Donald Trump has been on Epstein's "Lolita Express" and has had Jeffrey on his private jet. Trump has publicly named Epstein "a very good friend" and that they have something in common "We both like our ladies on the younger side."

This "sting" is only to arrest those that are not on the inside of the much larger circle of goats. Trump is not going to put an and to this practice. he is only going to put an end to unapproved operations. The FBI collects blackmail data on all the puppets that are in positions of power. That is how they are able to keep secrets and control politicians.

This story makes me sick, because it has more to do with desensitizing people to lawless practices of privacy invasion, than it does to actually putting a dent in the much larger scale problem that Trump himself is deeply entrenched in.

Notice how none of the high level Washington politicians have been arrested, nor the ambassadors of the largest nations in the world. This whole thing is a diversion.

zhandax's picture

Anyone forget where Comey came from? Maybe it is Has Syphilis Because Children?

AltRight Girl's picture

Don't you guys worry about Comey.

He'll land a job in NO time

Wikileaks Trolls Comey Offering Him a New Job

LA_Goldbug's picture

This lady pretty much convinced me that that is how they play their game.


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WillyGroper's picture

"run out of the Deep State headquartered in Israel by the ZioNeoConFascist.?"

true.  you've named the priests of finance...there's a group in the temple most are leaving out.

jmho, they're the capstone.

StychoKiller's picture

If it was on CNN, can you blame him for laughing it off?

SixIsNinE's picture

of course Shemp - he was watching cnn,   the epitome of the fakestream outlets

SoDamnMad's picture

He should have immediately called the Russian Embassy (or the Israeli Embassy) to find out if it was true.

Abby Normal's picture

Perhaps they wanted him out of the office so they could search his desk to see if he was hiding something and also to prevent him from downloading 'insurance' files?

Mycroft Holmes IV's picture

They totally shut down his access while he was away from a terminal.

Locked out of his office - will probably have his perfonal items shipped to him.

It will be interesting to see what happens to Comey.

3LockBox's picture

And Comey was pissed! He was denied the Jerry Maguire move of scooping out a few fish.

"These fish have manners. These fish have manners. In fact, they're coming with me. I'm starting a new company, and the fish will come with me. You can call me sentimental. The fish -- they're coming with me"

[grabs a fire-tailed Peruvian beauty fish with a cup and dumps the fish inside a baggie]

"Okay. If anybody else wants to come with me, this moment will be the moment of something real, and FUN, and inspiring in this god-forsaken business, and we will do it together. Who's comin' with me? Who's coming with me? Who's coming with me besides "Flipper," here?"

HRClinton's picture

The newly appointed Deputy AG Rosenstein made the determination that Comey had to go.

His boss, Sessions, agreed. As did his boss, Trump.

There you have it.

OccamsCrazor's picture

Buwhahahahahahahah ! Boo-yah !  If Comey says he had no clue this was coming, then truly he is dumber than a box of rocks.  Too funny though, that he hears it on the  6 o Clock news while in front of his minions.  

His next job will be cleaning the orange carpet for Hillary that awaits her to the entry to the federal penitentiary in Leavenworth Kansas. 

Scuba Steve's picture

he got comfortable ....

Interessting if more hammers come down or its just a meh, look a squirrel.


But anyway ... "Mr. Comey, a buh-by now, thanks for playing ..."

Badsamm's picture

Leaks are a bitch, eh Comey?

ShortTheUS's picture

Meh. FBI diretors Comey and go all the time.

VinceFostersGhost's picture



Not J Edgar Hoover......but Comey didn't have the goods on Trump.


J Edgar Hoover....owned everyone.

Dr. Engali's picture

When they distracted us with a blow job they gave the country to the bankers. Wonder what they have in store for us with this whopper.

WillyGroper's picture

i think the bj was a diversion for the start of the bosnia/kosovo organ trafficking.

Grandad Grumps's picture

Appropriate. Weasels deserve nothing more.

Doom Porn Star's picture

"Mr. Comey’s day had begun in Florida, where he spoke to a group of police officers. He then flew to Los Angeles, where he was also scheduled to speak at a diversity meeting. "

Jetting around the US on the taxpayers dime to promote The New Official Racism™.  How dispicable..

FlKeysFisherman's picture

LOL, that had to be embarrassing. Up on stage talking like you're the boss but you're actually unemployed.

yogibear's picture

Comey, Homy can join Obama in the gay bath houses.

Joebloinvestor's picture

I hope someone took a picture.

VWAndy's picture

 In old times they would fire a guy like him thru a window. Seven stories up.

VinceFostersGhost's picture



That's why that call it......the good ol days.

Sanity Bear's picture

He needed to be fired in a way that starts with "You have the right to remain silent..."

Don't cheer too much just yet - the current count is still zero big time crooks facing charges.

booboo's picture

"Sir, I am going to have to ask you to turn in your secret decoder ring and picture of Hilbag you keep in your wallet"

jpot34's picture

Bout time they slammed that liar!

TeethVillage88s's picture

He wasn't a Team Player. He didn't say "Long Live the King".

He wasn't willing to sacrifice for the Trump Presidency.

booboo's picture

He sure the hell was willing to sacrafice it all for Hillary. Bwaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha

Scuba Steve's picture

plus, he ate moldy pus-filled clinton smegma cunt dickcock.

So theres that ...

Whatta's picture

Fvck the weasel Comey.

LMAO at him hearing about it from the teevee.

Giant Meteor's picture

Hell, it's gotta be worth some serious book and tee vee rights, book tours, speechs, fucking paydirt !

You see, it really does pay,

Always look on the bright side of life !

Oh, and CNN expert, forgot that one ...

oh, and outside chance he could host "America's Most Wanted." Forgot that one too ..

oh, and consulting, security, probably a big bank

Got a bright future in politics ..

Rubicon76's picture

"Hillary Clinton learned she was being imprisoned as the door to her cell clanked shut behind her."

From my lips to God's ears.

ebworthen's picture

James "Flat Feet" Comey.

Back-and-forth with Hillary's emails, and not snuffing out the "Russian Hacking" Red-Herring.

Please let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.

bogdan11's picture

Sorry he didn't deserve any better. How could he let crooked Hitlery off the hook with all the evidence regarding the private server, Benghazi and cell phones distruction ???

Chupacabra-322's picture

@ bogdan,

We're absolutely, completely, in your face

Tyrannically Lawless.


"What difference at this point, does it make."
-Pure Evil War Criminal Treasonous Psychopath Hillary Rodham Clinton