Caught On Video: Hockey-Playing Putin Reacts To Comey Termination

Tyler Durden's picture

In a rare appearance of the Russian president in his natural sporting habitat, CBS' caught up with Russian President Putin rink side and asked him about the firing of former Director Comey.  Here is a transcript of the conversation:

Palmer: How will the firing of James Comey affect US-Russia relations?

Putin: There will no effect. Your question, please don't get mad, is silly. We have nothing to do with that. President Trump is acting in according with his competence, and in acordance with his law and constitution. And what about us? Why us? You see I am going to play hockey with the hockey fans. And I invite you to do the same."

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Looney's picture


A Hockey Stick – never leave home without it.  ;-)


Troll Magnet's picture


That was embarrassing!  What the fuck is wrong with our pressitutes?  Oh...nevermind.

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El Oregonian's picture

Putin: Mr. reporter... Puck you!

greenskeeper carl's picture

The question makes sense when taken in the context of the medias obsession with 'muh russians'. Other than that, fucking retarded. They just can't let it go.

Mr 9x19's picture

vlady ? pls, today i shitted 30cm long shit, what do you think about it ?

vlad ?





fuck you MSM, you are the ANUS that vomiting the shit out of the screens

AltRight Girl's picture

Lame MSM. No wonder no one trust them.

Same goes as for the .GOV

Why Don’t Americans Trust The Federal Government?
Chupacabra-322's picture

Amazing how many months have passed with the Deep State & it's Presstitute Minion's peddling & debating the Russian Fiction, False Narrative, PsyOp.

The Gas Lingting store is open 365 days a year, 7 days a week and 24 hours a day.

Dystopian Times My Friend.

PrayingMantis's picture


... "Palmer: How will the firing of James Comey affect US-Russia relations?"

... whiskey tango foxtrot


Orc from Mordor's picture

- How will the firing of James Comey affect US-Russia relations?

- Does his team play in NHL? No? So what the fuck are you talking about? Fuck off, I gotta go play hockey.

The Sculptor's picture

Hey Vlad! Let me give you some advice.

Keep your stick on the ice.

SoDamnMad's picture

Someone choke the cameraman to shut off the recording then give her a legal body check into the boards.  If no one is looking, high stick her taking aout a few teeth, the straightness of her nse and maybe somenice stitches.  Hey, 2 minutes in the penalty box would be more than worth it. I'll even buy a heavily over-priced copy of his hockey shirt to see her go down.

FSB, Calling FSB. Cleanup in aisle 1.

AldousHuxley's picture



Putin says....."not my problem....that Trump is a sellout."


It is all abotu OIL.....Russia (Rosneft) owns the artic oil.

kochevnik's picture

Game is about transhumanism and technology transfer.  Oil is obsolete with dark matter reactors.  Only good for making a Christ (annointed with oil) probably for anal play or gear oil.  Of course christians may make a transhuman christ simply to prove me wrong about obsolescence.  Moreover the 2000 yo fish guy needs replacement by the water-bearer Aquarius guy

Laowei Gweilo's picture

It's only game, why you heff to be mad?


MrBoompi's picture

Par for the course for CBS News.  Garbage.

AllBentOutOfShape's picture

When was the last time RT or Sputnik were allowed to directly approach a US president at a sporting gala event to ask such a question??  Never.

Amazing how the US always accuses Russia of having no press freedom, yet CBS is free to roam Russia and approach Putin to ask him questions like this to fish for a response they can use against him.

There's no more debate; Russia has more press freedom than the US.

ArthurDaley-OldieTimeTrader's picture

AltRight Girl is continuing to spam us with daily westerner.. Avoid..

J Jason Djfmam's picture

"Please, your shit? Don't be silly. We have nothing to do with that. Now come and play hockey with us"



SeuMadruga's picture

The reporter could have instead asked something about that "insignificant" ominous HR1466 bill wholly ignored by the lamestream media...

peopledontwanttruth's picture

Almost like someone behind the scenes knows who is going to bring the whole and whore house of cards down between Iran and Russia

CryptBrain's picture

The left journos in America are a complete joke.  Just think for a second that although some of them are complete morons from the start, others are actually actively lying to their audience as if nothing.  I wonder what religion, or god do they serve to be able to sleep at night without self competent?  Just saying...

Bastiat's picture

Putin holds them in the same contrempt as Trump--one thing they have in common.  The Putin belly laugh is still one of my favorites:

MsCreant's picture

I liked this collection of Putin joking with folks in various venues:

He truly keeps folks on their toes.

Bastiat's picture

He's an impressive wit and mind.  "Should I pinch you?"  If Trump said that the headline would be:  "Trump threatens to sexually assault young translator"

old naughty's picture

That's silly...

Now go get mad !

peopledontwanttruth's picture

What? No TelePrompTer? Insane!!

SRV's picture

The Lizards have  even ruined that Looney...

They no longer even make wooden STICKS (now why would anyone make s STICK out of WOOD... crazy stuff) but use laminates, aluminum, titanium and god knows about everything but "sticks" are used.

They now offer the gold standard for your budding superstar for just a little over $2000.00!

No shit...

pods's picture

I about shit a brick when I saw the prices of those composite sticks. I will admit I had a couple aluminum sticks, but that was simply because replacing a blade was cheaper in the long run than replacing a stick (Sherwood pmp 5030 is my all time favorite stick though).

I was at Play It Again sports and saw a couple of composite sticks and although they felt really nice, I dont think I would ever pony up $150+ for a stick that might last 1 shift.


HedgeJunkie's picture

All this hype over some government flunkie is making me nauseous. Who could possibly give a shit that he was fired, they come and go with administrations.

HRClinton's picture

She just wants to get into the Penalty Box with him.


Gohigher's picture

Power play, one man down and an opportunity to score.

vulcanraven's picture

In Amerikanski news media, Putin play YOU

Consuelo's picture



He is indeed.   And for U.S., embarrassingly so.  

post turtle saver's picture

perfect answer to a dumbass question... points for Putin, the man really knows how to handle idiot "journalists"

ZippyBananaPants's picture

Maybe reporter needs a slap shot to the nut sac.

ChemtrailPilot's picture

That is an awesome quote. Nice daily reminder that the MSM lives in a bizarro Clown World version of reality, and people with their feet on the ground generally have no idea what the hell they're on about.

E.F. Mutton's picture

Today's Dems make Joe McCarthy look like Inspector Clouseau.

Come to think of it they make themselves look like Clouseau as well.

Nobody For President's picture

Except Clouseau always got his man (and or woman), and dems only wind up losers blaming someone or somebody or some country.

pods's picture


Crazy that a world leader would leave the goings on of another nation to that nation itself.  Must be the media just cannot contemplate that anyone might think like that?


RawPawg's picture

Trump is so stupid

he don't realize how Putin just condensended him in that exhange...AWESOME

alangreedspank's picture

Condescended. You've just condensed your stupidity in a small sentence.

RawPawg's picture

gave ya a thumbs up

my bad...damn speel check on puter quit on me

Dame Ednas Possum's picture

Looks like your brain let you down again too.

Dr. Engali's picture

Maybe you should learn how to spell and structure a sentence before you call another person stupid in writing. It makes you look stoopid.

nmewn's picture

"No offense silly woman with stupid question but vould ju care to play hockey? "