Donny Boo Boo Becomes Donny Boo Hoo

chindit13's picture

Donny Boo Boo has become Donny Boo Hoo. He ain’t DJ Khaled, because for Donny it’s, “All I Do is Whine”.

Who, but the Narcissist-in-Chief and King of Superlatives, could go to a graduation ceremony---the Coast Guard of all places---and make just about the most important day in all those young persons’ lives all about HIM.

“Look at the way I’ve been treated lately, especially by the media….no politician in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse and more unfairly”. Kleenex, please! Oh, you poor victim!

“I don't even want to talk about how much I saved you on the F-35 fighter jets, I won't even talk about it, I won't even talk about it," said Trump, obviously talking about it and talking about a plane the Coast Guard doesn’t fly. Donny, willfully ignorant (Nuclear triad? What’s that?), probably doesn’t even know which coast they guard, never mind what they fly. He probably thinks it’s only the coast bordering Palm Beach.

What he really ‘didn’t talk about’ was that he is on a pace---if he lasts 4 years---to spend $1.4 billion forcing the US Taxpayer to fund his lifestyle, including his near-weekly trips to Gauche-a-Lago, separate maintenance for his so-called wife, and even security for Uday and Qusay when they travel to do family business. From a cost-benefit analysis, jail would be much cheaper for the American people.

“Nobody’s accomplished more in such a short time as me”. Accomplish? There’s a Special Prosecutor and talk of impeachment, so there’s that. Healthcare? Nope. Tax reform? Nope. Bring back jobs? No more than the waitperson and bartender jobs Obama ‘created’. “Drain the Swamp”? Nope, he filled a cesspool, and he’s the lifeguard---but he cannot even tread water. Granted he does get shit on, but apparently that is one of his peccadilloes, and all of it is self-inflicted. He plays Russian Roulette with fully loaded chambers. He has his foot in his mouth, his head up his ass, and then wonders why he’s gagging.

He is incapable of taking blame. In essence he has installed a sign outside the Oval Office that reads “No Bucks Beyond This Point”. Harry S Truman he ain’t. He has thrown so many of his staff under the bus that the tires need to be replaced. Continuously he sends out masochists like Spicer and Conway---and now even Lt Gen McMaster---only to subvert them moments later. “Yes, I gave the Russians classified info, and I have the right to do that”, “I planned on firing Comey no matter what the recommendation was”.

He tossed out an impotent Tweet threatening FBI Dir Comey with ‘tapes’, only to have his bluff called and his non-existent tapes are now subpoenaed by Congressional Committees. Oddly, Putin has a tape of another meeting.

He is so naïve and so just plain stupid that he is forever accusing everyone but the real culprits of ‘leaking’. Any Inside-the-Beltway journalist will tell you that the leaks are coming from the West Wing, and from staff Donny himself appointed. Rats are trying to book a seat in the lifeboat as the Trumptanic sinks.

So much for accomplishments.

Wait! He did sign that Executive Order that allows mining companies to dump effluent right straight into local rivers, streams and other waterways, guaranteeing a kind of Flint Michigan equality for Americans living near the mines.

He may well have revolutionized Human Biology, too, telling us why he doesn’t exercise (nobody ever would have guessed that!), saying the human body is ‘like a battery and only has so my much energy’. Damn that Gawd for not giving people mouths so they could eat something and replace their energy! Clearly he holds similar beliefs about the human brain. It must have only so many thoughts, and Donny apparently is saving his up.

To be fair, he has also invigorated the electorate, first going after that virgin territory to the left of the mean on the IQ Bell Curve, where almost all of his remaining support resides. Unintentionally, however, he has invigorated the other side of the political and intelligence spectrum. Ad revenue and subscriptions for the New York Times and Washington Post have soared since November. For the first time in years, MSNBC is winning Prime Time slots, with CNN running second. Fox, the Mecca of Trumpflakes in electronic media, is now third. Aging angry white males and mini-skirted strumpets dipped in vats of make-up only have so much draw.

Donny has also shown that Trumpflakes are Sheeple, too, echoing whatever talking points their fellows spew out, saluting the same Freak Flag, running to the same Echo Chambers. They all now bark to the same dog whistle, even if Breitbart just makes up the siren song. Donny’s rallies could be mistaken for a dog-and-pony show in Pyongyang, except for the fact that Donny’s crowd is 100% white. (Check out @realDonaldTrump on Twitter and take a look at his heading photo.)

If Donny could only shake off all that ‘unfairness’ and ‘Fake News’, why, there’s no telling what he could do! He has called the US Constitution ‘archaic’ and spoken of ‘altering’ the 1st Amendment. He wants to jail journalists who run afoul of him, kind of like other tin pot dictators he seems to admire. He has spoken in favor of Civil Asset Forfeiture, and he wants greater ability to monitor US Persons domestically, suggesting that 4th Amendment is also an irritant to him.

Ah, but poor little Donny Boo Hoo may not get the chance. The FBI is investigating. The US Treasury is investigating for RICO violations, including money laundering. HPSCI on the Hill has an investigation. SSCI, in the other chamber, has its own investigation. Now, another person Donny threw under the bus---Deputy DoJ AG Rosenstein---has appointed a Special Prosecutor, something that might ironically calm the storm temporarily. That’s temporarily, as Donny Boo Hoo is only one Tweet away from another gaff and another scandal.

Donny’s fellow Republicans are wetting their fingers and checking the wind. Their loyalty, being solely to themselves and not the country, is a function of poll numbers. They are The Swamp, but Donny Boo Hoo needs them now more than ever. Since Donny’s only real Republican support is limited to Billy Bob Sessions, the Imperial Wizard of the DoJ, and the fossil named Cornyn (R-TX), who may well be less popular than even “Lyin Teddy Cruz, spawn of a JFK conspirator”, he’s increasingly on his own.

Stick a fork in Donny. He’s done, even if he somehow maintains the title of Celebrity POTUS for another three years.

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YourAverageJoe's picture

I hope this guy doesn't get to post here ever again.

I'm mad enough already.

buzzardsluck's picture

dipshit13 too much of a fucking pussy to respond in its own article.  Why the fuck is this guy allowed to post Tylers? 

Hogbee's picture

chindit13 is really dipshit00 in drag

RhoneGSM's picture

Big Brother is not a person. It is a network and it has already won.

Resistance is futile.

DuneCreature's picture

Oooh, they're people alright.

Satanist people.

The Satanists greatest achievement may have been putting Operation Talpiot in their tool kit.

Better watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kpJLCm-Y30

This is what mass surveillance gets the Satanists. .. Total control and you can't even talk about it without winding up jailed, dead or marginalized wishing you were one of the other alternatives.

Or had just shut up and kept what you know to yourself.

That was the OLD me.

BUT...now...

With what the Satanists have in place they win every round. .... Therefore they can do anything they want. Anything. ..... Anytime they want. ... Laws don't mean anything to them. .. Nothing.

Their newest (or the final phase of a very old) evil plan?

Kill everyone.

Take everything you have wealth wise and kill you.

Soooo. .... That is where we are today.

What to do about it? ...... I think the only way to counter the Satanists with their machine (AI AL) effectively is pointed out near the end of that video.

That's it. ...... That's my take on reality.

Who are these Satanists exactly? .... Only ((( they ))) know for sure.

Chop, chop, spread the word.

Live Hard, That's My Call On The Satanists And AI AL, Take It Or Leave It, Die Free

~ DC v5.0

Von Berger's picture

Ok........
We got a self indulgent narcissistic egocentric, who is partial to tell the occasional pork-pie.
He is surrounded by sycophants and dickie-lickers, loves the occasional mc Donald and is slightly
Paranoid. He loves his golf and at the moment he doesn't sleep with his wife............ fuck me ........ I've just described Obama.

PleasedToMeatYou's picture

Chitlins13 is uh brillint thinkr.  ZH needs mo peeples like that. 

Budnacho's picture

Chindit's Just another dibshit prog-fag that's going to wind up swinging from a lamppost by the time this is all over...

Grandad Grumps's picture

Obama, that's who! The biggest narcissist ever.

BTW you need a question mark at the end of a question, not a period.

Catahoula's picture

Fake news written by a lib left 6th grader. Go finish school clown

Grimaldus's picture

Never ceases to amuse me---progressive assclowns , in this case chindit, who complain about other progressive assclowns like Trump.

There is not a true constitutional conservative in sight anywhere, progressives stole the USA back in 1913 or before and have been in charge ever since.

Are you not living in progressive heaven chindit?

It's like the progressive morons in Ferguson, rioting, burning, protesting the policies of the progressive morons who have been ruling the place for 100 years, LOL!

I guess the idiot progressives like chindump are not happy with the amount of big government progressive tyranny they suffer under and want moar.

This level of stupidity will not yield good things.

The progressive stupid, it burns.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Grimaldus

 

rkoen's picture

I'm sorry--so the next 4 years you want to position the globalist democrats back in office?

If so, Hillary's starting a super PAC right now just for you (and the rest of the liberals).

If not, stfu and work towards saving MAGA.

Al Bondiga's picture

Brilliant piece. Had me laughing out loud.
Cheers :)

Observingmen's picture

I'm sure the great Trumpkin's serial bankruptcies put plenty of the little people, he claims to represent, out of business. He wouldn't piss on the idiots who support him if they were on fire. Like Macron in France, he's the ultimate insider who ran on an outsider ticket and just because his detractors are reptiles, it doesn't mean he's a decent human being.

Budnacho's picture

In America going Bankrupt happens you fucking retard. It's coded into the law in many instances so you CAN start over without losing everything.That's called Capitalisim. You fail, you try again...

It's fucking rejects like you that know fucking ZERO about how the real business world operates. You're the kind of dumbfuck that thinks a business degree prepares you for the fucking working world.

Your name is pretty explanatory...you I think will be "Observing" men for a long fucking time. Observing them succeed way more than you.

 

Observingmen's picture

Your incontinent, potty-mouthed rant aside, the fact remains that Trump's four bankruptcies would have left his creditors high and dry - and the smaller the business, the more likely that his actions would have resulted in their insolvency. One or maybe two bankruptcies could be considered the vagaries of capitalism - four and it's a key part of the business model.

esum's picture

"he has also invigorated the electorate, first going after that virgin territory to the left of the mean on the IQ Bell Curve....."

sorry.... that HAS BEEN MIND FUCKED AND DONKEY PUNCHED BY THE DEMS FOR 60 YEARS and is still owned by the LIBTARDS.... by no means virgin turf.... unless Madonna is a virgin... KIND OF LIKE OBAMA'S MOTHER... her legsd spread wider than the golden gate, black ships sail in and blacks ships sail out ... no friction either direction.... and a mulatto turd drops out.... the best part of which ran down his mutha's ass crack leaving a brown stain on the sheets ...

IF TRUMP WEREN'T OVER THE TARGET ... THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY FLAK

AND FLYING MONKEYS LIKE SCHUMER WILL SOON REALIZE THE PRAVDA LIES WILL VAPORIZE AND THEN THE DOJ WILL GO AFTER THE REAL FELONS AND TRAITORS .... aka progressive democrats ...LIBTARDS.... clintonistas and the obama traitors... 

Anonymous sources say obama requested chelsea manning's dick be shoved up his ass and michael/michelle is "going back to black" now he/she doesn't have 20 maids to comb it out...

DEMOCRATS are cheerleading a false narrative and are gnashing their teeth and rubbing their effeminate sweaty palms and generating sparks out their ass rubbing their pantyhose together and are stark raving batshit barking at the moon....

"today ah arose to propose the impeachment of the prez".... ok where's my chicken at and whose got my obammyphone... 

BENGHAZI

COMEY THE CRIMINAL CLOWN

CLAPPER THE CRIMINAL CLOWN

BRENNAN THE CRIMINAL CLOWN

ROGERS THE CRIMINAL CLOWN

SUSAN RICE THE CRIMINAL CLOWN

CHERYL MILLS THE CRIMINAL CLOWN

OBAMA THE JIAHDI TRAITOR SOROS HANDPUPPET

CIA AND NSA LOSING CONTROL OF THEIR HACKING TOOLS (WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT WHEN YOU HIRE CRIMINALS VETED BY CRIMINALS TO CREATE CRIMINAL TOOLS)

OBAMACARE

MURDERING KHADAFFY

OVERTHROWING MUBARAK

LEAKING THE NAME OF THE PAKI DOCTOR WHO AIDED IN TRACKING BIN LADEN RESULTIN IN HIS TORTURE AND LIFETIME IMPRISONMENT

PARDONING A TRAITOR AND TAXPAYERS PAYING FOR A SEX CHANGE

MEN USING LITTLE GIRLS TOILETS 

FUNDING ISIS

FUNDING THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD

RANSOMING A TRAITOR

FREEING AL QUEDA LEADERSHIP

GIVING IRAN A NUKE

ALLOWING CHINA TO BUILD ISLAND BASES

ALLOWING N KOREA TO BUILD NUKES AND ICBM'S

PUTTING TOP SECRET SCI E-MAILS ON A HACKED SERVER

MURDERING A LEAKER

SELLING 20% OF US URANIUM TO RUSSIA... BAD BAD RUSSIA 

PIZZAGATE

LOLITA ISLAND

these are just a few of the ACCOMPLISHMENTS THE LIBTARDS CAN POINT TO 


 


atthelake's picture

ZH has been sold to Snowflakes.

bardot63's picture

One more like this and I'm done with ZH.

lauramalter's picture

Only three word reply:

TPP IS DEAD

Lady Jessica's picture

We should always applaud good writing, whatever arguments are being made.

GoinFawr's picture

"...one day you'll just up and quit,

And that'll be it.

Just then the stripper stopped in a coughing fit,

She said, "sorry, I can't go on with this."

Yeah, that's awful close, but that's not why,

I'm so hard done by..."  -G Downie

theprofromdover's picture

Mr T has gone to Washington, and is trying to figure out how to survive.

He is working against a patholoigcally biased Media, what chance has he got.

Wait 12 months and see how he is doing. Of course heis doing badly just now, and probably won't be much good this term, but have a little faith. Who else is your Champion???

Every single statement he makes will be distorted, so at the moment, all I would judge is actions, not words.

Everyone knows he is an eogmaniac, but, hey, who isn't in Public Life.

I think you should cut him someslack -a lot of slack.

Comey had to go, if he didn't he would have grabbed more power and would have encouraged les autres. That should be obvious to everyone.

Comey gets stomped on, and so do the next two or three.

Drain the Swamp.

 

11b40's picture

All of the bashers have a common trait. They never say who they support.

draego's picture

You clearly don't get it. There's a difference: with garden variety whining, the original offense is rarely interesting in and of itself. Someone said something mean about my shirt - the saying of something mean is not really significant to others. In Trump's case, the offense being described is itself significant to me. So I think there's great value in Trump discussing this in a public forum. Also, they aren't just attacking his feelings, they are attacking an elected official who is trying to execute his constituent's directives (more or less...). So if he says "They are attacking me...", he's not just talking about emotions, he's saying that his ability to do what he was elected to do is being impeded. 

Obviously if you are pre-disposed to dislike him then you would be inclined to portray these events in an unflattering light. But even a critic of Trump should not want the type of railroading interferance of the president that he is experiencing. Is this how you think government should work from now on? Even when YOUR chosen candidate is in office?

Get thee back mean girl, and return to the playground from whence you came.

 

ILIKEMITTENS's picture

Whatever dude. I voted for this idiot. Thoight he had chance of getting something done. I was WRONG. As soon as he switched from crooked hillary to oh theyre good people i new we were fucked. Since then its been worse and worse, but i still held a little faith. Not anymore. Not after the coast guard thing. I literally cant believe he did that. How pathetic. He didnt give a shit about those graduates. He doesnt give a shit about anyone but himself. Hes totally pathetic. Embarassing. Spittin image of ussa. Me me me. Mine mine mine. All we got was lies and a reality teevee dipshit to go with it. Fuckin crybaby.

Al Bondiga's picture

Exactly!
But, look around, the piece of shit still has his supporters on this very site. No shortage of stupid and Stockholm Syndrome.

danl62's picture

Who, but the Narcissist-in-Chief and King of Superlatives, could go to a graduation ceremony---the Coast Guard of all places---and make just about the most important day in all those young persons’ lives all about HIM.

Are you fucking kidding? Barack, the crybaby narsissist, did it ALL the time.

bshirley1968's picture

And because Obama did it........that makes it OK.......Seems like everyone was bitching because Obama lovers use to say that about Bush.

Your argument is weak as hell.  Like your mama use to say, "If all your friends jump off a cliff, will you jump off too?"  Obviously you never learned that lesson.  Good thing you didn't have any cliff jumping friends, right?  Better for us if you would have had some.

danl62's picture

When did I say that it was OK. Stick to the subject. i was pointing out how stupid it was to say that about Trump when I will bet this guy was silent for the last 8 years. Fuck off.

 

Reaper's picture

The author imagines an intelligence (IQ) measured by obedience to and faithful recitation of a leftist dogma. How many questions would be needed on an examination to separate the high IQs claimed for so many? Can the author tell me the assumptions made by Einstein in relativity? Does he believe the earth revolves around the sun, or is picking the sun as the reference point only choice? Does the author use the sun as the reference point, when he's walking from A to B?

When the ignorant think alike, we have an ignorant consensus. What's the author's IQ?

ElTerco's picture

And you measure an intelligence (IQ) measured by obedience to and faithful recitation of a rightist dogma. You're so much more intellectually advanced.

Reaper's picture

Doubt in any dogma is the beginning of intelligent thought.

ElTerco's picture

Honest and evidence based discussion is the beginning of intelligent thought -- a search for truth, not dogma. Dogma on either side is bullshit.

Non-Corporate Entity's picture

Is this another Trump bashing thread? The headline is ironic, considering the whinefest that follows. The difference is that the "author" isn't at ground zero battling the globalist cabal head on. The "author" also enjoys anonymity.

11b40's picture

And he doesn't take a stand himself. All he is doing is bashing and whining. What is his agenda? Who does he support? Take a stand, or f**k off.

bshirley1968's picture

And Trump is battling the globalist cabal head on?  Right.  That's why he hired all those jews and goldman bankers.  That's why he is increasing the MIC budget, increasing troops to Afghanistan, bombing Syria, selling record amount of arms to Saudi, waffled on Obamacare, and playing a record amount of golf.........he's just slugging it out day after day, fight after fight.

You're a chump-for-trump.  End of story.

silverer's picture

Think Trump outdid Barack O'Drama?

Jethro's picture

Well, wake me up when Trump starts smoking crack, and sucking Paki cock like Obama did for years.  Oh, and the world apology tour....can't forget about the world apology tour.

RDouglas's picture

Anybody, ANYBODY, that voted for this impotent fat fucking man child, thinking he was going to MAGA, is a moron. How, in the fuck, could anybody, look at this ridiculous orange baffoon, and think "oh yippee he's gonna fix everything for us unemployed trailer trash". ? I wrote in Chuck Manson. Now too pop up some popcorn and watch the dumpster fire proceed. Quick Donnie send out another whiny ass Twatter I love those. So funny.

joego1's picture

Trump got us a Supreme court justice and has the deep state petrified. Chindit you must be part of the deep state. You should really see a professional about your Trump obsession. It's getting bad when you have to pay for banner space to rant about Trump on ZH. Honestly you might try HuffPoo, they most likely won't make you pay to trash Trump.

11b40's picture

Ditching the Trans Pacific Partnership was worth the price of admission, and he saved us from Clinton. Guess it is easy for some to forget what we were headed for.

Jethro's picture

The Daily Kos loves to lick the globalist ass too, they might be interested in this 2-minute hate.

frank further's picture

Er, ZHers bashing this, I voted for Trump, but could someone point out specific inaccuracies in the article?  Thx.

ElTerco's picture

Trumpsters are batshit crazy, divorced from reality. It's as if they are following Kim Jung Un, a god-child who can do no wrong. It is pointless to try and have an evidence based discussion with them since they only rely on fantasy and hopium to make decisions.

Non-Corporate Entity's picture

It's an op-ed piece. A long winded Trump bashing comment that became an "article". It's in a perpetual state of being debunked by people who live in the real world.

frank further's picture

Uhhh, your reply has no specific inaccuracy noted in the vastly debunked "article."

Greendawg's picture

rofl the meltdown antics of the libtards are getting rather hilarious. You just know the moron writing this was trembling with butthurt while furiously rage fapping his poor little pecker off in an attempt to become more gender fluid.