Macron Invites All Americans Disappointed With Trump To Flee To France

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French President Macron invited American citizens - especially those with a higher education - who are disappointed with Trump's decision to pull out of the Paris accord, to help “make our planet great again” by moving to that bastion of liberal global values, France , where they will find "a second homeland."

In a short address to Americans following Trump's announcement to withdraw from the Paris climate accord, the French leader said that while he respects President Donald Trump’s decision, he believes it was a "mistake" and invited all Americans (ideally those with a college education) to come join him in France "to work together on concrete solutions, for our climate, our environment."

And, to show just how progressive he truly is, the French president called on all US "scientists, engineers responsible citizens who were disappointed by the decision by the President of the United States, I want to say that they will find in France a second homeland. I call on them: Come and work here with us. To work together on concrete solutions, for our climate, our environment."

If the world doesn’t tackle climate change, Macron says, our children will face a dystopian future punctuated by famine, wars and grinding poverty or in other words, he described reality in much of the developing world, especially those nations which the US and French military forces have decided represent geopolitical "national interests."

“It is not the future we want for our children…it is not the future we want for our world,” Macron said.

Some were quick to point out the self-serving nature of Macron's offer: after all if Macron's imagined exodus of American STEM graduates fall short of saving the planet, maybe they can do something about saving the French economy from years of socialist rule (and a regime in which Macron himself was a minister).

Some have also asked if Macron is so worried about the future of the world, why then did he claim – together with counterparts in Germany and Italy - that the agreement cannot be renegotiated, an option to which Russian leader Vladimir Putin seemed amenable. A cynic could allege that France (and its peers) are more focused on the benefits the existing arrangement affords them, than sitting down and doing everything in their power to come up with a new deal that is agreeable to all, even Trump, in order to "make the world great again." 

Macron’s full remarks are below:

Climate change is one of the major issues of our time. It is already changing our daily lives but it is global. Everyone is impacted and if we do nothing our children will know a world of migrations, of wars, of shortage… a dangerous world.


It is not the future we want for ourselves, it is not the future we want for our children, it is not the future  want for our world.


Today, the President of the United States Donald Trump announced his decision to withdraw the us from the Paris Agreement. I do respect this decision but I do think it is an actual mistake, both for the us and for our planet.


Tonight, I wish to tell the United States that France believes in you, the world believes in you, I know that you are a great nation, I know your history, our common history. 


To all scientists, engineers responsible citizens who were disappointed by the decision by the President of the United States, I want to say that they will find in France a second homeland. I call on them: Come and work here with us. To work together on concrete solutions, for our climate, our environment.


I can assure you France will not give up the fight. I can affirm clearly that the Paris agreement remains irreversible and will be implemented not just by France but by all the other nations. Over the coming hours, I will have the opportunity to speak with our main partners to define a common strategy and to launch new initiatives. I already know that I can count on them. I call on you to remain confident we will succeed because we are fully committed. Because wherever we live, whoever we are we all share the same responsibility: make our planet great again.

For those asking, as of this moment there are no long - or even short - lines outside the ten French consulates in the US, as Americans, even scientists, appear to be in no rush to take the French president on his offer.

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hmmmstrange's picture

I will personally chip in to send climate scientists to France.

Raffie's picture


That would be awesome, talk about making America Great Again.

El Oregonian's picture

Ohhh Great, a slow boiled frog.

ReasonForLife's picture

Hey Macaroni d*ck, real engineers and true scientists are by definition smart and principled individuals, hence, they would never accept your invitation, else they'd be fools.

Pure Evil's picture

I wonder if STEM students can actually find jobs in France as opposed to the US where employers prefer to hire 3rd world monkeys from India on H1-B visas.

Croesus's picture

Oedipus Macron is actually doing the right thing...get the Libturds out of America!

"children will face a dystopian future punctuated by famine, wars and grinding poverty "

Let's see here:

Dystopian future, check.
Famine (1/6 kids go hungry, I saw it on a billboard).
Wars, check.
Grinding poverty (true for many, unfortunately)

Old Oedipus has described America, for many people today.

Bumpo's picture

How about we send you all our illegal welfare leaches and you cah show off how progressve you are.

DownWithYogaPants's picture

Oh I am torn!  Should I go to France and be a rapefugee?   

....or should I catch Cathy Griffin's donkey show in Tijuana?  

I am spoiled for choice.

shovelhead's picture

Good gravy!

Quick! call PETA. No animal should have to suffer Kathy Griffin.

CuttingEdge's picture

So Macron invites all morally corrupt gravy-train non-scientist climate change religious fundamentalist fruitcakes to France?

What's not to like?




Err, unless you are a French tax-payer, and have at least half your brain-cells operational that is...

remain calm's picture

Their couldn't be a better country to retreat to than France for all people afraid of fighting 

Chuck-Norris's picture

We should help the liberals move to France.

Is even further away than Canada.

Much better.

PrayingMantis's picture

... >>> "Macron Invites All Americans Disappointed With Trump To Flee To France" ... and have as much "Cougar Buffet" your "Oedipus Complex" could take ...


sleigher's picture

Or those fleeing get there and realize taxes are 70%.  Realize they had it WAY better in the US.  

One condition, if they leave they have to rescind their US citizenship and cannot come back.

Creative_Destruct's picture

Go to France from US on borrowed money to pay for the flight.

Spend a fortune of more borrowed money to move the rest of your posessions by air or sea.

Go on the dole in France when the heavily unionized economy prevents you from finding a job.

Find that the dole is insufficient to service your debt.

Then IF you find employment, find yourself chained by represssive bureaucracy.

Then if you don't quit in frustration and go back on the dole find yourself paying one of the highest effective tax rates in the world.

Sounds like a great opprotunity.

Thanks Oedipus.

eclectic syncretist's picture

The popsicle stick border defenses of France will protect them all.

Antifaschistische's picture

Hey, Macaroon, please post the link where we can apply for dual citizenship into France.

IronForge's picture

I prefer for some people to "Escort" her to ISIL-Land, where she can witness beheadings all day long.

Considering that many civilians and journalists are being beheaded by them, she has demonstrated her lack of common sense to us all.

Creative_Destruct's picture

"....or should I catch Cathy Griffin's donkey show in Tijuana? "

THAT would creeeeeep me out! (Poor Donkey!)

BUT I want a closed venue and distribution rights on the videos.

Make a fortune...

tmosley's picture

Hahaha, empty the fucking prisons.

847328_3527's picture

Trump should respond by inviting all the [Christian] French who do not want to be raped or blown to pieces by islamic terrorists to flee to America.



CrankyCurmudgeon's picture

That would go over great with his base. Not.

mkkby's picture

No libs left to move to macaroon land.  They all threatened to run off to canada if Trump got elected.

They didn't lie did they?

I am Jobe's picture

As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation.



Mein Kampf, Adolf Hitler

Daves Not Here's picture

I am an electrical engineer (class of 2010) for a large manufacturing company. Most H1-Bs wax is in the IT sector. There are a few in the software sector. That is my anecdote for today.

CrankyCurmudgeon's picture

Wait till you have another ten years experience and would like to be paid for it.

CrankyCurmudgeon's picture

If it's move to France or work retail because you got canned to be replaced by an H1B, I'd bet an awful lot of 'smart and principled' engineers and scientists would start studying French.

fleur de lis's picture

Please don't put ideas into Macron's head!

If you tell him the productive ones will remain while he gets all the dindus and gibsmedats he will change the conditions of acceptance.

We have an overabundance of Trump haters -- this is a perfect opportunity to get rid of them.

Somebody tell the FSA, snowflakes, college students and their crazed teachers, etc., that France has better benefits and freebies.



Koba the Dread's picture

Hey vermicelli dick, real engineers and true scientists are in short supply. It's careerist/tenure-seeking/greedy/empire-building engineers and pseudo-scientists that get ALL the environmental research money . They are the ones peddling th global warming scam for money.

Then, too, there are the really stupid scientists and obtuse engineers. They follow the crowd. The crowd follows the money. The real engineers and true scientists don't get jobs or positions or tenure. They, of course, would not want to go to France because the government of France is in on the global warming scam.

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One of the six Supermajor oil companies, Total SA is headquartered in Courbevois, Paris.


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Électricité de France S.A, also known as EDF, is the world’s largest producer of electricity.


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Von Berger's picture

Engage fog brain before opening frog mouth.

ReasonForLife's picture

Natural selection at it's finest!  He can have all the pseudos, quacks and immbacils posing as scientists!

unsafe-space-time's picture

You hear that? All you libtards, homos, negroids, semites have a new homeland. Bon voyage

bobdog54's picture

Let's just hope Trudeau makes the same offer, quick! If I'd known he was capable of such a generous offer, I would have sent him some campaign funds.

California Nightmares's picture

But I'm just a field nigger.  Can I move to Paris. too? 

Pure Evil's picture

Only if you're a sand-niger Rapefugee.

Xibalba's picture

Or an EU citizen.  Try to get a job here with your 'American' qualifications.... #unpossible

kellys_eye's picture

The French know all there is to know about 'fleeing'.... cheese-eating-surrender-monkeys.

ReasonForLife's picture

Maybe the geniuses can also solve the persistant moldy cheese problem they have in France there while they're at it, save our planet from the global stenching problem.  ;)

CultiVader's picture

Gotta love the options for Libtards. Canada AND France to choose from! Bon Voyage!

ndree's picture

I support fully Mamma's boy, Macron. Let the entire team at CNN. NBC and the MSM as well as Hollywood transport themselves to France. Ler them eat French patisserie, and enjoy being taxed at 90%, and live in fear of next terrorist attack. Macron insists that these are the things of live, we've got to get used to it. Finally we will all be free of feigned outrage, unending hysteria and snowflake tears. Bon debarras! Good riddance!

PlayMoney's picture

Go-fund-me for a ticket to France for our liberals! I'm in.

seek's picture

Scientists and engineers, eh? What, no disappointed sub-minimum wage illegal aliens? No PhD's in women's studies?

True Contrarian's picture

You pluralist you, oh ok so.

knukles's picture

That's racist.  Only scientists and engineers.
Maybe Shia LeBouefpoop* will take that one up.

* Originally a Beach Boys song, "My little LeBoeufpoop"

What a beautiful day out here in CA.  No chemtrails!

nmewn's picture

You're right, he's like totally discriminating against professional students with a major in food service industry and a minor in anthropology who've been going to college trying to try & learn something for going on twenty years now!

He's a bigot!

Take him out back to the guillotine! Give him the Kathy Griffin treatment! ;-)

DownWithYogaPants's picture

You won't find many black engineers due to the 2 standard deviation lower IQ among blacks.

New_Meat's picture

Y'know, yoga pants, there aren't that many women enjineerz, neither.  Is dat 'cuz wiminz R stoopid?